Do you like it like that?
Don't you like it like that?
Do you like it like that?
Don't you like it like that?
I like my boys with no opinion, except of women.
They can tell me over and over, drunk then sober;
Then drunk again, I like to see them in action,
Sexual Harrasment!
Common sense with a capital pretense,
'scuse me no offence, but here we go, here we go,
can't catch my ego. No. But who gives a fuck, anyway?
Do you like it like that?
Don't you like it like that?
Do you like it like that?
Ooooohh.. That's the way I like it!
I like my chicken, rugged, handsome,
carcinogen-dinner-boxed, with the lot, thanks alot.
(Ben in background)Thanks alot!
Yo, No, Fuck it, make it a big bootie bucket,
so if I chuck it back up then I can cup it,
and save it for later coz I'm growin' a cancer,
to go with my car, a real fucking prancer.
God bless the Colonel's taken my soul.
My Body's in tow.
Do you like it like that?
Don't you like it like that?
Do you like it like that?
Oooooooh. That's the way I like it!
Do you like it like that?
Don't you like it like that?
Do you like it like that?
Don't you like it like that!
See that's the way I like it.
Don't you like it like that?
I said I like it like that.
(Child) I like it like that!
Quan, To Tha Motha Phukin'n
If I could calculate a score of unbelievable acts
Stand on my head, maybe juggle three alleycats
Take out King-Kong and I'd still feel strong
Unleash voodoo with the use of a chicken
Bat feet, frogs tongue, I'd not take a licken'
Walk in the rain, plugged into a toaster
I get a charge but I still feel the mosta
Take out the mummy, the wereworlf and dog man
Save a dying princess from the toxic avenger's plan
Head on with Godzilla, I'd not flinch a muscle
Outwit Captain Kirk without the slightest of hassle
Drown a fish, push a bird off a cliff
Say no to the go-go, but then toke on a fat spliff
Grow an extra arm comin' outta my forehead
Come back from the grave take a walk with the undead!
I couldn't do it
Could you do it?
No, I couldn't do it
Could you do it?
(Woman) You know I don't like to do that
You know I don't like to do that
I could nurture a flower, grow into a trifid
Spit lethal poison, leave your body feelin' rigid
Talk to Satan, talk to God
Standin' in the flesh with my hand on my big rod
I couldn't do it
Could you do it?
No, I couldn't do it
Could you do it?
(Woman) You know I don't like to do that
You know I don't like to do that
If I could calculate a score of unbelievable acts
Stand on my head, maybe juggle three alleycats
Take out King-Kong and I'd still feel strong
Unleash voodoo with the use of a chicken
Bat feet, frogs tongue, I'd not take a licken'
Walk in the rain, plugged into a toaster. ZAP!
I get a charge but I still feel the mosta
Take out the mummy, the wereworlf and dog man
Save a dying princess from the toxic avenger's plan
Head on with Godzilla, I'd not flinch a muscle
Outwit Captain Kirk without the slightest of hassle
Drown a fish, push a bird off a cliff
Say no to the go-go, but then toke on a fat spliff
Grow an extra arm comin' outta my forehead
Come back from the grave take a walk with the undead!
I couldn't do it
Could you do it?
No, I couldn't do it
Could you do it?
Couldn't do it?
Could you do it?
No, Couldn't do it?
Could you do it?
Ben
(ringing)Quan says "Hello?"
(woman)Ohhhhh Hey, I'm really hangin' for some
Ohhhhh Hey, I'm really hangin' for some
Ohhhhh Hey, I'm really hangin' for some shit, eh
Keeps from me, a bunch of walls and shit???????
Keeps from me, a bunch of walls and shit???????
Keeps from me, a bunch of walls and shit???????
(not really sure about that sample, any suggestions?)
I'm really hangin' out
She said her legs were aching
From all the smack she's taking
She said "I'm hangin' out!"
Yeah, my dealers comin' 'round
She's got a hang up!, she's got a hang up!
Got a hang up!, she's got a hang up!
Got a hang up!, she's got a hang up!
Got a hang up!, she's got a hang up!
One man dislikes another
Coz he's a different colour
That narrow minded maaann
No, he doesn't understand
He's got a hang up, he's got a hang up
Got a hang up, he's got a hang up
Got a hang up, he's got a hang up
Got a hang up, he's got a hang up
Got a hang up, he's got a hang up
Got a hang up, he's got a hang up
Got a hang up, he's got a hang up
Got a hang up, he's got a hang up
Got a hang up, he's gotta hang up
Got a hang up, he's gotta hang up
Got a hang up, he's gotta hang up
Got a hang up, I've gotta hang up
(sample of guy)
She called me on the phone
She said I'm all alone
Yeah, my body's breakin' down
And can you come around?
Got a hang up, I've gotta hang up
Got a hang up, I've gotta hang up
Got a hang up, I've gotta hang up
Got a hang up, I've gotta hang up
Got a hang up, I've gotta hang up
Got a hang up, I've gotta hang up
Got a hang up, I've gotta hang up
Got a hang up, I've gotta hang up
Ben
I have nothing to say, but then I'll say it
So you've words with your music
Can I speak bullshit, yes I can, what a scam
Pass the damn load off as a funky arse jam
We're stoned to the beat, must I remind you
Get yourself a fashionable superlative to cling to
Light on the fizz so you can slam it down quick
Onto the next hit, get suckin' on it
We are the soundtrack, for this re-run of fun
Some aural stimulation for you bovine defecation
We're not here to hear, just to complement the beer
So I'll move my mouth so, but I fear:
I have nothing to say
I have nothing to say, I have nothing to say
I have nothing to say, I have nothing to say
I have nothing to say, I have nothing to say
Have you any requests, my fine feathered guest?
What would you pay to hear me say:
That it's alright?, That it's all wrong?
That the sun's come up, and it's a beautiful dawn
That I'm just a hypocrite, with another brand of shit
What the fuck, as long as it rhymes
I'll shut the fuck up, and sing in time, sing in time
Coz I have nothing to say, I have nothing to say
I have nothing to say, I have nothing to say
I have nothing to say, I have nothing to say
I have nothing to say, I have nothing to say
Except: Did you come to get down?
Did you come to fuck up?
Did you come to fill your ears up with this muck?
Did you come to speak shit, just for the taste of it?
I came to speak shit and I'm up the loudest!
So, thanks for your lives and thanks for your time
and thanks for your shit, you'll thank me for mine
Coz I have nothing to say, I have nothing to say
I have nothing to say, I have nothing to say
I have nothing to say, I have nothing to say
Coz there is nothing to say.....
Fresh Quanny Quan
This is my pretend friend, treat her with kindness
Take her wherever I go, just so there's someone I know
He's made of plastic, so she won't talk back
He is a good friend, because she's pretend
Prreeeeetttend...
(YEAH)
This is my pretend friend, she is my witness
He's filled her head with the facts of my unspeakable acts
He'll talk for hours, he never sours
He is a good friend, she doesn't offend
Woooonnn't Offfeend
Doesn't Offeenndd
(Bitchin' Guitar Lead Break)
(Suicide)
This is my pretend friend, she fakes it so well
I fuck her every night and brag about it
But that is quite true, that I don't like you
You are a good friend because your pretend
Preeeeeeeettteeennndd...
Preeeeeeeettteeennndd...
Preeeeeeeettteeennndd...
Preeeeeeeettteeennndd...
(Yeah)
Quan Rock
System... It's hypocrisy..
So pitying, Isolation..
We've always made that mistake in the West
The problem of the moment lies within...
I'm going into oblivion anyway,
so I might as well take full responsibility
Now it is time to say goodbye...
Goodbye and thankyou for coming
In one ear and out the other
That's it