Horn broken - Watch for finger
If you get any closer, introduce yourself
My other car is a broom
You can't be first, but you can be next
You are just jealous because the voices don't talk to you
I do what the voices tell me to do
Forget world peace Visualize using your turn signal
Visualize Whirrled Peas
Who lit the fuse on your tampon?
Support Cannibalism-EAT ME!
I don't have a license to kill. I have a learner's permit. Keep honking while I reload.
Taxation WITH representation isn't so hot, either!
Who were the beta testers for Preparations A through G?
Madness takes its toll. Pleae have exact change.
EARTH FIRST! We'll strip-mine other planets later.
Your child may be an honor student but you're still na idiot
If you drink, don't park. Accidents cause people
If you read this, I can hit my brakes and sue you
Save the whales! Trade them for vluable prizes
Just say no! to sex with pro-lifers
My wife keeps complaining I never listen to her... or something like that
Sure you can trust the government! Just and an Indian!
Alcohol and calculus don't mix. Never drink and derive
If we are what we eat; I'm cheap, fast and easy
Okay, Very funny Scotty. Now beam down my pants.
He's dead, Jim. You take his tri-corder and I'll grab his wallet.
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