Accolades

BM has collected countless victories in bathrooms and award ceremonies all across the country. Although no one is positive on his aggregate amount, the following display his better known accomplishments.

Current Photo
Name Unknown
Weight 200 lbs (offseason), 310 lbs (competition)
Height 5'8"
Hometown Mobile, AL
Age N/A; Immortal

To explain to those who haven't quite understood what BM does, per se, I will elaborate further. His bowel movements, or dumps, if you will, have reached record proportions multiple times. He co-founded, with his mother, the National Toilet League (NTL). To date, he has not only been the reigning champion for two decades, but he has unified the belts from oversees competitive leagues, thus affording BM the title of World Champion.
His success was due to a combination of skill, motivation, fiber, and practice. The following tables depict the awards he has received.

Ever the showman, BM put his prize earnings in his 2000 Millenium Defecator's Cup Trophy

The records are as follows:

Girth 14 inches in diameter
Weight 18.5 lbs
Bouyancy 11 BTUs (bouyancy thermal units)
Length 3.5 meters
Color Every conceivable color of the color wheel
Consistency Oatmeal, corn, diarreahal melt