Accolades
BM has collected countless victories in bathrooms and award ceremonies all across the country.
Although no one is positive on his aggregate amount, the following display his better known accomplishments.
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Current Photo
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Name
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Unknown
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Weight
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200 lbs (offseason), 310 lbs (competition)
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Height
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5'8"
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Hometown
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Mobile, AL
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Age
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N/A; Immortal
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To explain to those who haven't quite understood what BM does, per se, I will elaborate further. His bowel movements, or
dumps, if you will, have reached record proportions multiple times. He co-founded, with his mother, the National Toilet League (NTL).
To date, he has not only been the reigning champion for two decades, but he has unified the belts from oversees competitive leagues, thus affording
BM the title of World Champion.
His success was due to a combination of skill, motivation, fiber, and practice. The following tables depict the awards he has received.
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Ever the showman, BM put his prize earnings in his 2000 Millenium Defecator's Cup Trophy
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- 1981-2003, Defecators Cup Champion
- Undisputed World Champion 1981-1989,1991-2003( 1990, BM was disqualified for perfromance enhancing drugs)
- World record holder of each dimension as of today
The records are as follows:
Girth
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14 inches in diameter
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Weight
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18.5 lbs
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Bouyancy
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11 BTUs (bouyancy thermal units)
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Length
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3.5 meters
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Color
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Every conceivable color of the color wheel |
Consistency
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Oatmeal, corn, diarreahal melt
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