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As a visitor to this site, you are no doubt wondering who, or what the Big Machine (BM) is. Not to quote Morpheus, but I must say
that unfortunately, I cannot tell you what the BM is. It would be foolish to describe its sheer power, authority, and charm
in mere words. However, to provide a frame of reference, the following terms have been used by those who have
encountered BM.
- Dominating
- Defenestrating
- Enchanting
- Tyranny
- Love
- Pointless
- Playful
- Pugnacious
- Mung
Serving as a detriment to all who aspire to know about BM's history and beginnings, ample information is not available to date.
What the world does know is simply that BM is undeniably fierce as he is strong, and deft as he is rabid. His skills penetrate the fields of
film, poetry, and championship defecation. Use the links to view more about this fascinating, yet entirely undocile being.
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