oasis on Jerry Springer

(Liam begins punching the journalist & has to be pulled away by a security guard.)

Crowd: (Chants) Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!

Jerry Springer: Now sir, you claim to have seen Patsy invite Newman into her home?

Journalist: Yes, several times.

Liam: You can't believe anything these tabloid journalists say. It's all a bunch of crap.

Patsy: That's right! Infact, everything that everyone has said is crap. Noel, Newman, Meg, and that reporter need to stay out of Liam's life & my life!

Liam: Patsy and I are happily married...& nuthin' nobody says can change that. I'm sick of everyone getting into my business, especially that bumb (points to Noel) right there. Just 'cos he can write some catchy tunes doesn't mean he's better than me. He needs to butt out of my life.

Jerry Springer: Okay, we're going to go to commercial break, but when we come back we'll have comments from the crowd.

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