Winter's here...snow and tobogganing and gting and whatnot. Should be pretty fun. My premonitions of ankle breaking were wrong, and i was so mad i broke my wrist on christmas day. I hate Gordie.

Crone has decided to break up. I guess somebody let them know that they suck and we only go to their concerts cause we're such a compassionate group of people.

All I care about is fixing cars.

Gay Row could be suspended any day now...Prison Slut delivered an ultimatum to either be good or spend some time at home. Who really cares though? Mom says i can go snowboarding. But other people's parents aren't that cool, they'll just get in trouble.

Dane and Holly are said to have broken up. But the question to ask is, "Did Dane and Holly break up?" Mail me your thoughts at riderj@hotmail.com

Rick the Temp wins this month award for getting chicks for no reason other than having a short brown jelled haircut with a jump at the front and being on TV. I'd get chicks too if i was on TV. Wouldn't i?

There should be some more pics up soon, like, I only gotta get it developed then find out where I can scan them yadda yadda. So I might just eat bacon bits for a while and just hang out. But seriously folks, check back because there are some killer pics on the way.

This Lane Ends's bassist, Dus'n D Funk is rumoured to have eaten three sticks of butter in a deal with the devil for a job at megs dad's factory...whatever the goins-on, he's now a working man.

Speaking of bottle rockets, the K-car hasn't been scootin' around town for a while thanks to the lack of brakes and now because it is full of snow and won't start. Now luke drives a fast truck and drinks beer and is in the midst of growing a delicious shortlong.

For a while i thought i was pretty tough because i hadn't got hurt in a long time. But hey, you can count on me to screw stuff up. I'll just go to woody hooks and get some wings instead of snowboarding. No wait, me and Iain are gunna go out after a snowstorm and build us some snow men. We did that a few years ago and this drunk guy in a truck hit them. It was funny. no.

Don't ever bother trying the Jedi mind trick on teachers. Especially if they have no clue what you're talking about. Mr. Burke is a dink and i very much hope he gets run over by a two ton dump truck.

Ever try chocolate sauce on Special K? You should. Tasty.

Furk you