Nice work, peabody, you found the ever-so-slightly hidden page where I've decided to list all of my piercings, past and present. This list is accurate as of Saturday, August 31, 1999.

Total Piercings: 5.
Times pierced in lifetime: 6.
Most painful piercing: Septum.
Least Painful: Ears.
List of Piercings (lifetime): Both ears, right nostril, left eyebrow, labret, septum.
Holes grown over: nostril.
Pictures:

[ Eyebrow ] [ Labret ] [ Septum ]

Not too bad a resumé, what can you expect when your gf has 30 piercings? I must also say that none of these pictures are of me, those will come soon enough, i guess.