Destructo Ray
I hear you whine incessantly,
Complaining, griping constantly,
You cry and screech and bitch and weep.
Shut up.
I’d care if you would change it,
Organize or rearrange it,
But your laziness, it never sleeps.
Get up.
I don’t wanna hear it,
No one wants to hear it,
I don’t wanna hear it,
If you’re not gonna change it.
It’s time for you wake up,
And it’s time for you to get up,
But don’t tell me your sad story,
If you give up.
-Mike Bryant
And now, here are lyrics from some of the songs that have previously been featured here.
OK, the one song that has been previously featured here.
There will be more in the future, so check back later.
Urine Boy
Something sticky and it's slowing me down,
All over my feet.
Moisture reflecting moonlight,
At the side of the street.
Urine Boy's at it again,
In someone else's bed.
But what is he gonna do,
When it comes out red?
He's hiding down in the sewer,
And deep inside of me.
He's swimming in my pool,
Diluting my chlorine.
Yellow and blue make green,
Within the porcelain,
But 409 won't help,
With his kind of stain.
He's sliding down the wall in a dark back alley.
He's a puddle on your kitchen floor after a party.
He's dripping down your leg just after you go.
He's steaming in the cold, discoloured snow.
You can tell when he's near,
Permeating stench.
He's at the public park,
On the seat of the bench.
He can push all of your buttons,
He can make you tense,
He is the charred hunk of flesh,
By the electric fence.
-Mike Bryant