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CINEMA
 TV STUDIO
 OLD FOLK'S HOME
 PUBLIC LIBRARY
 SCIENCE LABORATORY
 PRISON
MUSEUM
 ART GALLERY
 TRAVEL AGENT
 		BANDSTAND
DISCO
 LOCAL SHOP
 		LOST PROPERTY
 TOWN HALL
STATION

Find all you need to know about the city, and those responsible for it.

Find out what's new and what's next with our very own newspaper.
Read all about it. 		This is where it all started.
3 screen cinema showing daft and slightly twisted "films".
 Adult Catchphrase! 
You've seen the TV show, now try it Public Enema style.
We have Roy Walker. 		Grandma's Spoons Sunshine
Homepage for the Elderly.
The social club is not to be missed. 		Stupid poetry, skipants,
 biography, video nasties, IT hit parade and more.
 The latest scientific discoveries.
Human Cloning! Gene Splicing!
The truth is in here... 		You have a visitor's pass
to see the inmates of the
Woolworth Detention Centre.
 		Opening soonish...


 Some abstract art that's actually good. All original and hand drawn
- not computer graphics.  		It's top, it's tacky, it's got lots of lights, it's the Las Vegas of Britain...
Blackpool, England. 		5ft Sonic Santa  
Public Enema's resident "band".
Go here to discover and listen.
 		Groovy music by 5ft Sonic Santa and top "lightshow".
It's a disco on your desk!
 Come and look at our fine goods.  What's more - it's all free.
Reward if found.
Please let us know if you
find any of these things.
 Comments from citizens and
visitors in our guestbooks.

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All music, artwork, written work, design and photos - Copyright Public Enema Productions © 1997 - 2002. (Except the photos on this page, photos of Blackpool without me in them, the lost property pictures, and the Real Bette Davis images and sound quotes, which are copyrighted to various other people...)

 

 

 

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