The Spice Girls are the first people to take the mikey out of each other and their lives. These are the jokes that are going around the net about our favourite group at the moment. I do like the Fred Bassett Cartoons though, they are cute.
Q: What is the best thing about getting a blowjob from a Spice Girl?
A: 10 minutes of silence.
Mel C. walked into a bar with a pig tied to a piece of string.
"Where the hell did you pick that dirty thing up?" asked the publican.
"Won it in a raffle." said the pig.
One day a Spice girl went into the hairdresser and asked for a hair cut. She was listening to a Walkman. When the hairdresser went to take it off she cried out "No no no! Leave it on! Just cut around it!" so he did. 6 weeks later the same thing happened again...the hairdresser tried to take the headphones off, but the Spice girl asked him to cut around it. This happened again, and again until one
day the hairdresser was cutting the Spice girl's hair when she keeled over dead. He noticed he had
accidentally knocked the headphones off. He picked them up and pressed play and heard "Breathe in...breathe out...breathe in...breathe out..."
Q: What do you do if a spice girl hurls a grenade at you?
A: Take out the pin and throw it back.
Q: What did the Spice Girls mum say to her daughter's date?
A: If you're not in bed by 11 go home.
Q: What do you call a spice girl behind a steering wheel?
A: An air bag.
Q. What's the difference between an intelligent Spice Girl and a UFO?
A: Dunno - never seen either!
Q: What is the difference between a Spice Girl and a 747?
A: Not everyone has been inside a 747.
Q: Why do the Spice Girls smile when there's lightning ?
A: They think they are getting their photo taken.
Q: A blonde and the Spice Girls jumped off the Empire State building. Who landed first?
A: The blonde - the Spice Girls had to stop and ask directions!
Q How many Spice Girls does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None, they only screw in cars.
Q: What do a turtle and a spice girl have in common?
A: Put them on their back and they're both screwed
Q: Why do Spice Girls have TGIF on their shoes?
A: Toes go in first.
Q: Why do Spice Girls have TGIF on their shirts?
A: Tits go in front.
Q: Why don't Spice Girls eat bananas?
A: They can't find the zipper.
Q: How do you know when a Spice Girl has been making chocolate chip cookies?
A: You find M&M shells all over the kitchen floor.
Q: What does a Spice Girl and a beer bottle have in common?
A: They're both empty from the neck up.
Q: Why did Mel B. get so excited after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only 6 months?
A: Because on the box it said From 2-4 years.