Rawk Kicks Ass!

Soooooo.......you know, it's like the best things you can find around and aboot. And there are lots of things really. And I suppose that if you've got owt that you think kicks ass you'd better let me know then, intcha? I mean, I was going to have a page solely dedicated to rawk moosic, but I couldn't be arsed. If you find any duff links lemme know.

Rock
Look children, it's Skid Row! Awww now, we all love a bit of Rock, don't we? Puttin' on some loud choons and annoying yer folks, whilst the neighbours are forced to come around and complain that your music will corrupt their children due to the large amount of swear words gratuitously bandied aboot. Great.

Weebl and Bob
Weebl and Bob are the invention of a wee bugger called Jonti and are basically two egg that wobble (but don't fall down) and their continuing adventures through life and randomness. Watch the episodes, join the forum... meh

The Adventure Game
You remember it, Right? You do. You know you do. Gronda gronda? The wiggling plant, The Vortex, the mad old bloke at the end? If you do you were probably born before 1980, so all post-1980 wee babsters should cry into their Frosties 'cos this site will mean bugger all to ya.

Chorlton and the Wheelies
Now then... a small character which looks like an obscure kind of car, but with hands and a body and stuff. And all his pals had wheels, and there was a King and Queen, and a witch that lived in a kettle and...hey, whaddya mean am I on drugs?

Southpark
Now, we all lurve Southpark, yeah? I mean, who can get enough of small children swearing gratuitously for no apparent reason. And we all associate with one of the characters. I personally have an empathy with Kenny, because I get killed everyweek too. Or something. And like yeah. Sweet.

Genie from O2
How cool is this. You can send and receive FREE text messages through this site. FREE, did ya here me? It costs nowt. Register Now!! Go On!!! Bargain.

Pet Shop Boys
Are the best pop group in the world. I stick by my decision.

Gaydar Girls
So you can, like, put yer mush on the web and people can come and look at it and laugh. I guess this is designed for people who don't got web pages and still want to show the world what it's missing *ie them*. And for the really vain it even tells ya how many people have looked at ya. (Cue Carly Simon...)

Button Moon
Button Moon!

Button Moon kicks ass. Nothing else needs saying

Celebdaq
Buy and trade in celebrities dependant on whether they're in the news or not. Make a fortune from misfortune... Costs ya nowt and is highly addictive.

Reversi
On the Yahoo games page. PLAY IT!!! Be addicted. I am undergoing therapy for it as we speak

Channel 4
The home of the greatest entertainment in the world, and location of Late Lunch, Father Ted and Eurotrash

Diva Blueroom
Come and chat with me and da laydees....

Prison Bitch Name
Renact your favourite Prisoner Cell Block H scene with maximum authenticity when you generate your very own Prisoner Bitch Name

Swearing Keyboard
Self explanatory really. You play the notes and it swears in that key. Fucking genuis...

Mosher Type Person
Someone I know who lingers around the 'Loud Moosic' persuasion

Friends Reunited
Track down all those people that bullied them at school and find out that they are now binmen because they buggered up their lives. Or... find the people you used to know

Pure 80s Pop
How splendid. A lovely site that challenges one 80s moosic knowledge.

Sausagenet
This page has almost every UK chidlers TV prog known to man. I challenge you to come up with one that's not on there (Note - no prizes on offer)

90s Lyrics Quiz
One to complement my 80s one

AVG Virus Programme
The best free Anti-Virus programme available on the web. Totally free, free downloads. Did I mention it's free. It is good. trust me

Hampsterdance
See the dancing hamsters

Jesusdance
Similarly, see the dancing Jesus'

Free UBB Smilie Sites
http://www.stopstart.fsnet.co.uk/
http://www.123-services.de/smilies/
http://www.freakygamers.com/smilies/images
http://www.pascal-philp.de/smilies/
http://www.monkeyfish.co.uk/smily/smilies.html
http://www.wearenow.com/smilies/
http://www.hes-berlin.de/forum/smilie_legend.html
http://members.brabant.chello.nl/~g_kok/smilies.html

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