Mosh Pit Song (Dance to this Bitch!)

 

See the little kiddies

Having such a good time

In the pit their dancing

What their doin's a crime

Beatin' down their brothers

And their sisters too

They swing their fists in anger

It's the cool thing to do

They look up to the "old days"

That the see on T.V.

Then thrash, punch, and kick

Like they're fucking Nazis

It started as an angst filled

Form of expression

Now it's only random acts

Of violent aggression

 

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Swing your fists at others

And blindly flail around

But when we start the next part

You'll all jump up and down

 

Hup, hup, hup!

 

 

(Chorus) Bridge Ska for a while

You jump around now

In a show of unity

And when the verse returns

You will all act angry

Beatin' down your friends

And sayin' that it's fun

Well get fucking ready cause

This POGO SHIT IS DONE!

 

Verse 2 (Faster)

You jumped all through the chorus

In fucking unity

And now you treat your brethren

Like the flicking enemy

You call this beat-down dancing

But do you see the kid

Who got dropped while he's 'crowd-surfing'

And split his fucking head

I tell you the Nazis love it

When you knock each other down

It's just easier to kick your ass

When you are on the ground

And then the frat-boy fuckers

Bring their girlfriends in the pit

Beating the hell outta you and me

Cause the stupid bitch gets hit

 

(Choppy with the guitar)

If you want to have a good time

Then just circle round and round

Watch your brothers' backs and

Don't just hop the fuck around

(Pogo Shit)

(chorus)

Verse 3 - (Even Faster)

Watch out for bro's and sisters

Cause we lose strength thru hate

If we don't watch each others' backs

We'll never set it straight

I guarantee the enemy

Don t fight amongst themselves

cause they attack in unity

To make your 'Mosh Pit' hell

They love to see you 'crowd-surf'

They'll drop you to the floor

They'll stomp and kick in steel-toes

'til you'don't get up no more

Together we'll have no fears

Against this fascist force

But 'Mosh Pit' etiquette

Is just un-unified divorce!

 

(Music cuts out, next is spoken)

You know the verse is over

And you've learned nothing again

And now you wanna pogo

With your stupid fucking friends!

(Cymbal count-out)