The Student's of CMU Present:
Plachta Dollars!!!
What can you use them for?
Try to use them to pay your 3.7% room and board increase.
Try and use them to pay for the new $920,000 renovation of Warriner Hall, while your dorm rooms crumble around you.
Try and use them to pay for Plachta’s new $7,000 raise.
Try and use them to buy McDonald’s because the food is so bad in the dorms since Plachta’s privatization of food services.
Try and buy health insurance because Plachta has Health Services on the Privatization chopping block.
Try and use them to pay for cable because it may soon be the only way you can see PBS shows like: Red Green, Sesame Street, Newton’s Apple, Nova, Frontline, Reading Rainbow, and a host of great documentaries.
Go ahead and try to, but you’ll find these Plachta Dollars
won’t do any of these things for you.
Why!?!?
Because Just like Plachta
They are completely worthless!!
*Please photocopy and distribute