The Student's of CMU Present:

Plachta Dollars!!!

What can you use them for?

  • Try to use them to pay your 3.7% room and board increase.
  • Try and use them to pay for the new $920,000 renovation of Warriner Hall, while your dorm rooms crumble around you.
  • Try and use them to pay for Plachta’s new $7,000 raise.
  • Try and use them to buy McDonald’s because the food is so bad in the dorms since Plachta’s privatization of food services.
  • Try and buy health insurance because Plachta has Health Services on the Privatization chopping block.
  • Try and use them to pay for cable because it may soon be the only way you can see PBS shows like: Red Green, Sesame Street, Newton’s Apple, Nova, Frontline, Reading Rainbow, and a host of great documentaries.
  • Go ahead and try to, but you’ll find these Plachta Dollars

    won’t do any of these things for you.

    Why!?!?

    Because Just like Plachta

    They are completely worthless!!

    *Please photocopy and distribute