Now prepare to be amused by the jokes of OLD GUY 1. What's the difference between a women and a batterie? A batterie has a positive side. . .       2. What are the 3 rings of any women marrage? The engagement ring, the wedding ring, THE SUFFERING. . . *This is a long one so be prepared*     3. One day this guy found a genie in a bottle, and he rubbed it and poof out came the genie. The genie said I will grant you 3 wishes, but whatever you wish for your mother in law will get double, okay? So the guy said yeah. His first wish was a million dollars, the genie said granted but your mother in law gets 2 million, okay sure. His second wish was for a mercedes, the genie said granted but your mother in law gets 2 mercede, sure okay His third wish was to be HALF DEAD the genie said granted but you mother in law will be dead THE GUY SAID "WOULDN"T HAVE IT ANY OTHER WAY" HAHAHAHAHAHA   Thats it for now come back later as I visit Old Guy some more. . .