Born is my word!

I'm going away on Thursday 2nd August until 6th September. There are some loose ends that I need to tie up...

RICK KEBABMAN -- Let me know about that USB device.

TOM JOWITT -- A lot of people have been asking me what you're really like. Naturally, I told them the truth. So, tell me how much money I owe you and I'll post a cheque before I leave!

BENNY BOY -- You need to go vegan! Vegan Outreach

JORDAN -- I'll be in touch as soon as I get back.

TWOFOLD (EXCEPT DANNY) -- As Canadian hardcore band Go It Alone said "I've been stabbed in the back so many times I don't even have any skin".

MONK DAVE -- Hope everything goes well with the issue.

xI'LL BE BACKx

how did we stab you in the back dude? the world and houses dont revolve around you!! just because john cant afford to move to brighton anymore doesnt mean he/we have fucked you over! and if you have a problem with us why not talk to us instead of posting on here... JEEEEZ LOUISE!! have fun in guatemala and say hi to your sister

-si

You had 6 months to sort your shit out and you left it to the last minute. You fucked it up. We would have been alright from the start if we hadn't included you bunch of cocks.

You fucked it up. Period.

what the fuck man? this really hurts...

why does the fact john doesnt really want to have take out yet another loan and live off a pittance just to enable the band to live together equate to stabbing you in the back?

the way i saw it you were being a lazy motherfucker in finding a house anyway, and seemed to be just getting us to do the hard work.

if you hadnt been so fucking slack yourself then we wouldnt be here now man so dont go blaming us... pillock

are you sure your anger towards us doesnt go beyond just this petty house shit? i am fucking lost man, what the fuck!?

take care or something

-si

How the fuck do you think Danny and I feel? We spent 6 months planning all of the cool shit we were going to do once we all lived together and not that's all turned into bullshit. We can't do anything we wanted to.

Fuck John. Fuck his loan. Fuck you guys never really wanting to move down, which was what was said to start with. Man, I was the only person keeping this shit together. I was the only person who went looking for places to live (when you fucks lived closer!). Plus, you guys fucking suck. There's only Danny who isn't a cockneck.

You're like a bunch of vegetarians who eat fish or some shit. Fakes. Fucking fake fucks.

what the fuck are you on about man? i've had fucking exams and shit to deal with wihtout the hassle of looking for a house, but i have registered with letting agencies galore, so much so that i got a phone call of some lady this morning saying she had a 6 bedroom house available!

we SO wanted to move down, all of us, why cant you get it in to your thick neck that not all of us are rich bastards who have everything handed to them ona fucking plate and get to live in swish converted mills in west yorkshire and have their parents pay for dog shit compilations with nazi bands on them.... prick

and it is SO fucking vegan sXe to call someone fake for attempting to make a positive change that isnt quite up to their standards... im 18 years old you prick and still loving under the iron rule of my mum (and if you ever met her you'd understand that is IRON)

so the fact that i have been able to stick the whinging and nagging for being only a pescatarian for 18 months i think is asmirable, but what ever i dont have to prove anything to you.....

and as for fakes? you fuck prostitutes and do steroids or so i hear

you're such a 2 faced prick

-si

Where have I been? Digging a hole outside. Where the fuck have YOU been?

SIMON -- Fuck you man. Like fuck you had a letting agency get in touch with you. You said you'd already moved back to Huddersfield you fucking liar. THAT, you said, was why you couldn't get down to look at a house on the 17th. I knew you were fucking lying. And getting Lyndsay to cover for you.

Fucking chickenshit.

Positive change? I thought the positive change was you cat-felching cocknecks moving down to Brighton to get your shit together and go "bigtime"? The only place the rest of you cunts are going is down the fucking bog. Fuck that shit about shit CDs. Nazi bands? Not true. But at least I didn't rip anyone off. Milo? Gas Drummers? You've got NO room to talk fuckface.

"Don't have to prove anything to you..." Pull the other one motherfucker. You just DID try to prove it. And you failed. I am calling you on your shit.

That shit about prozzies and 'roids is all bullshit. I took some vegan protein powder when I was hitting the gym Jan - March. Nothing more. As for the prozzie shit, I know who is spreading that and for once, I think I might punch someone's teeth out.

So, to sum up: fuck you cunt, I hope you choke on a fishbone.

What the fuck man!? i move back to huddersfield on August 13th for 6 weeks not out of choice but cos my parents are splitting up man... i dont wanna use that as an excuse or anything cos that is private family business, but you knew about already, i told you cos i considered you a friend, but you wernt even paying attention...too busy cracking one off to that chick from Fast Times on that porn site you registered to, you fucking scum bag!? i couldnt make it down on the 17th cos i was looking at houses with my old man in huddersfield... i told you that.

i like the way you use the word "bigtime" as if it is a direct quote from one of us... moving to brighton was intended as a means for us being able to spend time together and write more songs and practice more... something that is difficult when your band lives a good 120 mile round trip away from each other. It wasnt so that we could go to the glitzy lights of sussex's most over priced and over populated scuzzy seaside shithole and make a quick buck. Not even we are so naive to assume that buying a house together and living in fucking brighton is gonna equal the bigtime for our band... and nazi bands... coff lowlife coff ... i even remember you telling me about how they are a bit overly right wing when we stayed in Jowler last summer you dumb fuck... and Milo / Gas drummers shit!? i dont remember ripping either of them off...!!! the issue was with the gas drummers eating some of miles' vegan biscuits and an Elliott CD going missing... cut us SOME fucking slack man... none of us have THAT bad taste to steal an elliott CD for fucks sake... and as for being called on shit, it looks like you just were, and what are you gonna do? turn to violence!! SO FUCKING 'POSI' PRICK MACHINE

so to sum up my response... fuck yourself even harder, i hope you die of a steroid overdose you muscle bound pillock.

FUCK YOU! I never signed up for that thing, and YOU were the one who passed on the URL you Make Out Club trawling bastard. You're probably the one trying to crack one off at your parents.

Moving to Brighton was your chance to go "bigtime" you said so yourself. Practice more, play more, get a van, hopefully get signed to a decent label like Big Cheese. Well, 3 words for you cunt: NEVER GONNA HAPPEN. Especially now you're fucked up our house.

Dude, Lowlife were never a Nazi band when I was friends with them. And if you want to start getting that shit out in the open, what about John saying he wouldn't want to park his car outside of the Concorde in case some "paki rudeboy" fucked with it? You guys are just full of shit with your faux-PC pescetarianism.

What am I gonna do? You'll see, prick face. There will be no more funk/slap bass for you midget dick.

haha, man you make me FUCKING LAUGH... I'm living off pocket money from my parents still, as well as a sub standard wage for working one sunday a week at a bookshop, there is no way I could afford or be arsed to sign up to a porn site whilst www.thehun.com is still in existance... idiot! you were the one going all hard for the girl from fasttimes, i was the one saying she looked like a dude !

secondly, if i ever say that i want twofold to get on big cheese label then i will publicly shoot myself in the ass... i agree i did say that we wanted to practice more, play more and get a van, BUT WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THAT COCK KNOCKER?? plus we already have a record label (or 2 haha)!! i dont know where the fuck you get this shit from you mental cocklicker...

and as for john saying he was scared of some "paki rudeboy" that is BULLSHIT. he was scared of those spanish school kids breaking in to his car, so i doubt he would have used the word paki, probably more along the lines of 'spic' 'wop' or 'deigo' - get your facts right

and as for slap bass... slap bass is for gay zombie date rapists like yourself so fuck off and die.

max edge - the worst imagination in hardcore™