Mommy Yoble - 07/24/00 17:51:45 My Email:unknown - I shave my nose Number of Nose Hairs: 0 - I shave my nose Date of Death: December 7, 1941 Shoe Size: left: 11.5, right: 3-infant Length of Patience: 16 measures (plus a chorus or refrain) Favorite Motor Oil: Castrol GTX Number of Personalities: pi

Comments: blarg!

Alias: heathro - 06/19/99 03:28:22 Planet of Origin:089462zy My natural hair color:purple Number of Nose Hairs: 2453 Date of Death: yesterday Length of Patience: 1 min Favorite Motor Oil: ky Number of Personalities: 15

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My alias: Tom Williamson - 04/18/99 06:40:52 Planet of Origin:Port Angeles, Wa My Crotch hair color:brown Date of Death: am 44 and still "strokin" Shoe Size: would like to know if Mike Young used to live in Sequim, Wa Length of Patience: my e-mail: tomsmech@olypen.com

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My other alias: Tom Williamson - 04/18/99 06:40:11 Planet of conception:Port Angeles, Wa Nose hair color, when not green:brown Date of Death: am 44 and still "strokin" Shoe Size: would like to know if Mike Young used to live in Sequim, Wa

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My other alias on top of the other three: Tom Williamson - 04/18/99 06:38:19 The other place I was born at the same time:Port Angeles, Wa The color of my hair before I was dumped into that vat of acid:brown

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The name the wolves gave me: Marc - 03/11/99 16:15:43 Same as the color of the toe lint I pick:Brown Number of Nose Hairs: 43 Date of Death: still alive Shoe Size: 10.5 Length of Patience: minutes Favorite Motor Oil: Quaker State Number of Personalities: three

Comments: Hello Mike, Great tunes!!!!

Alias the women know me as: The Freak or The Snake - 02/28/99 21:27:01 Place where I lost my virginity:The Planet Fender The color of my hair after I lost my virginity:White Number of Nose Hairs: About 50 Trimmed Date of Death: 2000 Shoe Size: Women's 4 Length of Patience: 2 minutes Favorite Motor Oil: Quaker State 4 X 4 Number of Personalities: Probably 4

Comments: What?! Help me here, I need comments, Wait, help me here I have to think. Um, Oh here he goes he's writing every thing that I say. Okay leave that, that's cool for now. You're killin me man.

My name when Mike is not calling me something profane: Robbi - 02/26/99 05:04:16 Something we cannot pronounce::puter-tonina Armpit hair color:blue Number of Nose Hairs: none known Date of Death: the first time I found the internet Shoe Size: dont wear 'em Length of Patience: about as long as my nose hairs Favorite Motor Oil: whats that?? Number of Personalities: counting this one ...3 or im I up to 4????

Comments: No comment

Alias: LINDSEY - 01/01/99 22:33:12 Dyed Hair Color: DARK BLONDE Number of Nose Hairs: LESS THAN 10 Date of Death: 2080 Favorite Motor Oil: I DON'T KNOW Number of Personalities: 3 AND A HALF

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Alias: Asshole - 12/25/98 00:52:44 Planet of Origin: Wombopia My Natural Hair Color: Orange & Purple Number of Nose Hairs: Lost count Date of Death: April 4th, 1992 Shoe Size: Brain size Length of Patience: I'm over with it Favorite Motor Oil: Vaseline Number of Personalities: Only about 105 and counting

Comments: Last time I was wipping him it was really good then he went home. That's it. Profanity....

- 11/24/98 04:31:34

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Alias: Robbi - 11/24/98 04:29:00 Planet of Origin: ummm..earth? My dyed hair color: natural? blonde of course Number of Nose Hairs: none Date of Death: TBA=to be announced Shoe Size: 5 1/2 Length of Patience: about 2 centimeters Favorite Motor Oil: cherry! oh u said motor oil..hehe Number of Personalities: 3 that i know of so far.

Comments: Love the song Raw...never heard of any others that u do ...so i guess that one is my favorite...and btw...great page!!!

Alias: Cyprus - 11/13/98 04:15:05 Planet of Origin: Treeopia My dyed Hair Color: Tree bark Number of Nose Hairs: Lots of green leaves Date of Death: Fireplace food Shoe Size: Deep Root Length of Patience: Chainsaw Favorite Motor Oil: Sap Number of Personalities: Several Tree-alities

Comments: You're barkin up the wrong tree, leaf me alone! Or something like that.

10/13/98 06:39:09

Alias: Bad Bunny	My Hiding Placce: Visit Me
My Phone Number: Email Me

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Just surfing. Thanks.

Alias: Armont - 09/16/98 00:56:51 Planet Of Origin: Womanopia My dyed hair color:Scalp Number of Nose Hairs: 3 Cubed Date of Death: 1803 Shoe Size: Sandal midget Length of Patience: You wouldn't believe me if I told you Favorite Motor Oil: Cherry flavored Number of Personalities: 2 more than yesterday's count

Comments: I personally recommend this page to all those who have not visited it albiet they will have to venture forth within it's domains to gain visage of this entry. Presents a problem now doesn't it...

My Alias is: lyla - 05/26/98 13:35:12 My dyed hair color is red Date of Death: 5003 Length of Patience: nil Favorite Motor Oil: quaker

Comments: i am so lucky to have found you. stone me baby..

My name is The (W)itch - 05/14/98 03:18:03 My natural hair color is Revlon #336 Number of Nose Hairs: Plucked em all out Date of Death: Haven't decided yet Shoe Size: Never wear them Length of Patience: Never long enough Favorite Motor Oil: KY Number of Personalities: With PMS they'll believe 1,000!

Comments: I need a man who will buy me anything I want and then go away.

My name is Mental - 05/06/98 01:42:52 I am from The Gaseous Nebula Gamma 7 My natural hair color is I'll check the next time I pee Number of Nose Hairs: 47.2 Date of Death: Star Date 301123.7 Shoe Size: That's a little personal, don't you think Length of Patience: I don't have time to answer that one now Favorite Motor Oil: Butter Number of Personalities: 3, that way on a date I get Breakfast, Lunch & Dinner

Comments: I have some styrophome that I want to mail to someone but I don't know what to pack it in.