| Name: Spaghetti
Freddy (a.k.a. Smokehouse Brown) Real Name: Joey San Martin Instruments Played: SuperSlick Electric Lightnin' Bass, Flugelhorn (2nd chair for London Philharmonic) Best Cooked Dish: metal pancakes with lug nuts Recipe: metal and lug nuts |
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STATISTICS:
| Strength: |  7 |
Checking: | Dime Savings Bank |
| Intelligence: |  9.37 |
Fighting: | 7 |
| Speed: |  1/8th |
Morphing: |  9 |
| Def. Awareness: |  6 |
Sweating: | 10 |
Finishing Move: The Ol' Thirty Niner (up, down, select, b, a, b, 39 times)
His Version of the Story...
"Naked Lettuce discovered me in a small country about the size of my shoe or somesing. I was working as a cocktail waitress/mechanical bull technician. As it so happens, NL was searching for a new bass player, they finally got rid of that Blinkity Jones. Hypnotized by my good looks and ability to disassemble and reassemble a mechanical bull in 53 seconds, and not another moment more Roger, I was hired on the spot. Although I have never played the bass before, I managed to learn on the road of life's little bumps and jiggles. I faked it on the album you know." NL remembers no such Blinkity Jones nor letting Freddy speak to Lettuce fan Roger Daltrey.
In two practices, Freddy had it down. Three weeks later he was fired for wearing purple shoes. Four days later he was rehired after stating "...um, sorry. I'm color blind. Or I'm somesing." He was lying but included a forged doctor's note which made it okay.
Today Freddy is recognized by fans as "the best bass player in the world" and is often featured on the covers of such upscale magazines as Teen Beat and Fangoria. When asked if he would ever persue a much hoped for solo career, he cleverly replied "No, that would be hard or somesing".