Who IS the Biggest LiVE Fan???

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2. You've seen LiVE at the Chameleon Club, and they were there to see another band play.

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3. You saw LiVE at the Chameleon Club before 1992.

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4. You live in Lancaster.

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5. You live in York.

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6. You moved to Lancaster or York because a band member lives there.

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7. You know where that band member lives.

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8. You've gone over to his house.

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9. You've had dinner with his parents.

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10. You trade LiVE bootlegs.

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12. You have personally taped LiVE shows.

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13. You own 20 hours of LiVE bootlegs.

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14. You own 50+ hours of LiVE bootlegs.

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15. You have been to more than 10 LiVE shows.

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16. You have been to more than 30 LiVE shows.

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17. You have followed the buses from one show to another.

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18. You were pulled over for stalking because you followed the buses from one show to another.

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19. You bought No Talking, Just Head just because Edward sang "Indie Hair"

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20. You've seen a member of LiVE play with another band at another show.

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21. You've heard LiVE cover a Duran Duran song.

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22. You are rethinking your bashing of Duran Duran because of this fact.

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23. You own a Foam CD.

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24. You bought it before you heard one song.

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25. You bought Solution AD just because Chad Taylor produced them.

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26. You saw Cole or Portion live.

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27. You went to the Cole or Portion show only hoping to see a LiVE band member

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28. You've seen one of LiVE's brothers play on stage with LiVE.

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29. You were on stage with LiVE.

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30. You've ever made a special trip to York to see where they grew up.

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31. You drove by their high school.

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32. You attended their high school.

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33. You've ever been to the 'dam at Otter Creek'

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34. You jumped in.

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35. You own a purple boa.

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36. You bought the purple boa because Edward owns one.

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37. You've worn it to a LiVE show.

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38. You have dreamt you are a member of LiVE.

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39. You have ever been arrested immediately after/before/at a LiVE show.

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40. You were arrested because you tried to take the stage (see question #38)

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41. You own a LiVE-related web site.

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42. You can resite from memory at least ten LiVE-related urls.

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43. You have been to Edward's chat room

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44. You have been to Edward's chat room while he was in the room.

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45. You have claimed to be Edward, in the chat room.

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46. You have been banned from Edward's chat room.

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47. You run a LiVE-related mailing list.

Yes 48. One or more of the members of LiVE subscribes to your list.

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49. You've ever been to a LiVE show overseas.

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50. You went overseas just to see LiVE perform.

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51. You have seen LiVE perform at a European festival.

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52. You actually remember the performance. (If you answered 'yes' to #51, you know exactly what this means)

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53. You own video of LiVE snidbits taken from TV/MTV.

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54. You have video copies of local television interviews.

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55. You have video copies of local television interviews before 1994.

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56. You vacationed in Jamaica just because LiVE wrote some songs for SS there.

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57. You vacationed in Jamaica and took your band to do the same.

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58. You vacationed in Jamaica, took your band, and claimed to be LiVE.

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59. You abbreviate all LiVE songs (2+ words or longer) as acronyms.

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60. You have travelled more than 1000 miles to see a LiVE show.

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61. You are a member of Friends of LiVE.

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62. You are a member of 3 or more LiVE-related mailing lists.

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63. You own more than 5 LiVE t-shirts/hats.

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64. You wear one everyday.

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65. You were fired from your job because you wore a LiVE-related article of clothing.

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66. You lied about being sick to skip out on work/school just to attend a LiVE show.

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67. You named a pet after a member of LiVE or a LiVE-related song/album.

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68. You named a child after a member of LiVE or a LiVE-related song/album.

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69. You know all of LiVE's siblings names.

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70. You are a sibling of a LiVE member.

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71. You are a LiVE member.

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72. Your band has covered a LiVE song at a show.

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73. Your band has performed a parody of a LiVE song at a show. (My personal favorite "Peas are Round")

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74. You have ever claimed to be in LiVE.

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75. Someone believed you.

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76. You can name at least 5 band names the guys used/considered before sticking with "LiVE".

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77. You own a Public Affection bootleg.

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78. You taped the Public Affection bootleg yourself.

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79. You shaved your head to look just like Edward.

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80. You shaved your head to look just like Edward and your are a chick.

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81. You have been to Granfalloons.

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82. You have a LiVE-related tattoo (Give yourself five points for that one, that's for life.)

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83. You own Death of a Dictionary. . . an original copy.

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84. You own a copy of LiVE doing "You Are My Sunshine".

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85. You hate Howard Stern, but you listened anyway on July 18, 1997.

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86. You have met one or more members of LiVE.

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87. You have proposed marriage to one of the members of LiVE.

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88. You answered "yes" to # 2 and you are a guy.

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89. You know the name of a band member's pet.

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90. You have seen a band member's pet.

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91. You have tried to steal a band member's pet.

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92. You know where the band buys their clothes.

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93. You have shopped in that place just because LiVE goes there.

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94. You have bought the same outfit as a band member so you'll look more like them.

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95. You know where the band members get their hair styled.

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96. You try to bribe their hair stylists to find out if they have dandruff or not.

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97. You have gotten the same hair cut as one of the band members in an attempt to look more like them.

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98. You have downloaded at least 3 clips of NEW LiVE songs off the internet before cease and dessist orders were served. Add two points if it was your own personal website.

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99. You know every kind of guitar (or drums) the band members use.

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100. You have gone out and bought the same instrument thinking that you'll sound just like them.

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These following questions were submitted by other peeps:

From: UFOrigami@aol.com

101. You tried to contact Ed/any member of LiVE through a ouiji board...despite the fact that they're alive.

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102. You have injured a vital organ in your body trying to get as close to the stage as possible at a LiVE concert.

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103. You remained at the concert anyway.

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104. You've actually driven people away because you talk about LiVE too much.

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105. You have a LiVE shrine and bow down to it every time you hear LiVE.(and sometimes when you don't)

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106. You are brought to tears at a LiVE concert.

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107. You refer to the day of your first LiVE concert as your "Re-birth day"

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From: LIVE KICKS@aol.com 108. You know one of the members screen names

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109. You've pretended to be someone else to get backstage or meet them.

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110. You have pretended to be Bustya Rhymes.

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From: Edsfreak@aol.com 111. You have created a LiVE Fan Test.

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From: dcohen@erinet.com 112. You actually sit through the mindlessness that is MTV just to see LiVE videos, even though they have not showed a LiVE video this year--and won't again until the new album comes out..

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113. You sit through at least 10 hours a week of MTV in the hopes of seeing a LiVE video (if yes seek psychological conseling).

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From: yorksterinboston@juno.com 114. You've applied to York College of Pennsylvania just because it's LiVE's hometown.

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115. You've attended York College of Pennsylvania just because it's LiVE's hometown.

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116. You've camped out in Ed's front lawn and chanted his name over and over again till the cops came and arrested you for disturbance of the peace.

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117. You've stalked Gracey's mom at the grocery store she works at in York. hoping to find out if the boys will be in town anytime soon.

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118. You bring huge signs to every LiVE concert you go to.

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119. You've ever made a LiVE member a happy birthday sign.

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120. You read every Henry Miller book just because Ed has.

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121. You became a devotee of Adi DaSamra just cuz Ed is.

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122. You've stolen the Dam at Otter Creek sign.

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123. You scope out the old bookstores before LiVE concerts hoping to find Ed.

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124. You scope out the mall before LiVE concerts hoping to find the boys.

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125. You spend your weekends printing out pictures of LiVE off the internet.

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126. You read this WHOLE survey and you STILL think you are the BIGGEST LiVE Fan, even though you probably scored a 10.

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This survey was presented in jest with plenty of free time and sarcasm on hand. Anyone scoring higher than a 50 should seek serious psychological help.

Quick, Add your own addendumsto this "Fan Test".