RANDOM QUITE I HAD TO ADD... KEN - you're a funny, funny boy. Thanks for makin me smile after a LONG day!!!
Jax091782: how ya doin
TiberianSonMKII: not really too bad
Jax091782: but not too good...
TiberianSonMKII: not bad can be counted as somewhat good
TiberianSonMKII: how's about u?
Jax091782: confused again...
Jax091782: but ok
TiberianSonMKII: not by any chance math that's confusing you, is it? i'm pretty good at math
Jax091782: how about the math of boys....
Jax091782: and it's not even the K one =)
TiberianSonMKII: 1 boy plus 1 boy = two boys....subtraction is the same thing but backwards....multiplication is adding multiple times, division is subtraction multiple times.....anything else i can help with?
Jax091782: hehe... thanks.. i think you've covered it =)
Jax091782: can 1 boy + 1 boy = 1 gay couple? or is that a multiplication thing...?
TiberianSonMKII: multiplication can't happen between gay couples....somewhere there's gotta be a woman
Jax091782: oh, but what about the forgotten factors? you can have "babies" and you can have "STD's"... it's still a product
TiberianSonMKII: well i suppose viral based stds do multiply....but i think that's really more medical math than boy math....and the babies was exactly what i meant by multiplication that can't happen between gay couples
Jax091782: silly boy... i know you need an X factor in there with all the Y's.... but you've got a point... medical math is the second step, i guess
TiberianSonMKII: save that for the next course i guess...that's kinda out of the scope of what i'm tutoring
Jax091782: ya know... that kinda makes me happy.... thank you
TiberianSonMKII: yeah.....procrastination always seemed to cheer me up too
Jax091782: yay!
Jax091782: i was hoping you'd feel better
Jax091782: hehe
Jax091782: dude.. i am soooooo using this conversation as a quote..
Jax091782: this was one of the best conversations i've had in a long long time
TiberianSonMKII: uh....ok, but only if you include this part
Jax091782: kk
TiberianSonMKII: otherwise i think i can sue
~*~Quotes I Like~*~:
God doesn't give us anything we can't handle.
Smile. :-) It increases your face value
I want to be the one he looks at, smiles at, turns to his friends and says "That's her."
Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have.
Friends are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly. (-From Erin)
Girls are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. The boy's don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they just get the rotten apples that are on the ground, which aren't as good, but EASY. So the apples at the top are patient and know that the right boy, the one who takes a chance to find the right apple, will come someday! (-From Erin)
Some people come into our lives and quickly go... Some people become friends and stay awhile, leaving beautiful footprints on our hearts... and we are never quite the same because we have made a good friend.
Missing someone gets easier everyday because even though you are one day further from the last time you saw them, you are one day closer to the next time you will again.
If you want the rainbow, you've got to put up with the rain.
Always put yourself in the other's shoes - If it hurts you, it probably hurts them too.
If you're scared of the thorns, you'll never get the rose.
If we never talk again, please remember that I am forever changed by who you are and what you mean to me.
The worst part of moving on is looking back.
Live today as today, not as the day atfter yesterday...
Maybe we go through life collecting the people and places that we love and then they become our heaven.
Don't let yesterday's downs ruin tomorrow's dreams.
Be more concerned about your character than your reputation because your character is who you are and your reputation is what others think of you.
Life isn't about the breath that we take, it's about the moments that take our breath away.
Life is like a game of chess. When you make a mistake, you can't go back but that doesn't mean you've lost the game. It just means you made a mistake and you keep going anyway.
Into every life, a little rain must fall. Remember, you can borrow my umbrella anytime.
We all take different paths in life, but no matter where we go, we take a little of each other everywhere.
Life is like a roller coaster. It has its ups and downs and you can never be sure of what's around the next corner. The only thing you know is that when you look back, you're going to think it was a great ride.
Yesterdays are over even though the hurting's not. Nothing lasts forever; you must cherish what you've got.
It's not where you're from; it's where you go. It's not what you drive; it's what drives you. It's not what's on you; it's what's in you. It's not what you think; it's what you know.
The best kind of friend is the kind you can sit on a porch and swing with, never say a word, and then walk away feeling like it was the best conversation you've ever had.
We could learn a lot from crayons:
A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery on a detour.
Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once.
Work like you don't need the money.
Don't go for looks; they can deceive.
Yesterday is history and tomorrow's a mystery.
A best friend is like a four-leaf clover - Hard to find and lucky to have.
Best friends are the siblings God forgot to give us.
Everything is okay in the end. If it's not okay, then it's not the end.
Most people walk in and out of your life, but only friends leave footprints in your heart.
Love starts with a smile, grows with a kiss, and ends with a tear.
Good friends are hard to find, harder to leave, and impossible to forget.
Don't let the past hold you back, you're missing the good stuff.
When it hurts to look back, and you're scared to look ahead, you can look beside you and your best friend will be there.
Don't frown. You never know who is falling in love with your smile.
Nobody is perfect until you fall in love with them.
If love wasn't hard, life would be too simple.
You don't love someone because they are beautiful; they are beautiful because you love them.
You only fall in love once, the rest is just practice to make sure you can handle it.
If you love me, let me know. If you don't, then let me go.
I've learned....
I've learned....
I've learned....
I've learned....
I've learned....
I've learned....
I've learned....
I've learned....
When you were born, you were crying and everyone around you was smiling. Live your life so that when you die, you're the one smiling and everyone around you is crying.
I always knew that looking back on the tears would make me laugh, but I never knew that looking back on the laughs would make me cry.
One day you might regret what you do, but you'll regret what you don't do so much more.
There are easier things in life than finding a good man. Nailing Jell-O to a tree, for instance.
If you should die before me, ask if you can bring a friend.
Last night, I hugged my pillow and dreamt of you. I wish that someday I'll dream about my pillow and be hugging you.
Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go.
Nobody really cares if you're miserable, so you might as well be happy.
The only way to have a friend is to be one.
A friend is one who knows you and loves you just the same.
True friends stab you in the front.
Fear is that little darkroom where negatives are developed.
If you love somebody, let them go. If they return, they were always yours. If they don't, they never were.
Love takes off masks that we fear we cannot live without and know we cannot live within.
Where there is love there is life.
Looking back, I have this to regret, that too often when I loved, I did not say so.
Laughter is the shortest distance between two people.
Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength; loving someone deeply gives you courage.
The most wasted day of all is that during which we have not laughed.
If you judge people, you have no time to love them.
The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter.
Men are like slinkies . . . not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs. (I thought it was funny... kinda mean, but still somethin to giggle about)
Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again.
A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery on a detour. (christy and I can appreciate this one)
Don't cry because it's over; smile because it happened.
Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once.
You may be only one person in the world, but you may also be the world to one person.
~*~Quotes We've Said~*~:
"Is the hampster in your brain spinning in it's wheel?" matt
"Hey, I match you!" (me talking to a random guy in the car next to me b/c we have the exact same car.) "You know him?" (Erin, confused by my comment.) "What?!" "You said hey, Matthew"... this is followed by some uncontrollable laughing... Next year is gonna be awesome with my new roomie!
"We should sing this song..."(Jessica to me at karaoke in DeKalb). "We meaning ME?" (my response because she refuses to sing without me...hehe.)
"I'm a liar, 'cuz you from Egypt!!!" - Me, with Lili, lying to some creepy guy on ICQ who wouldn't leave me alone.
"Pumpernickle" - Christy and I in one of our many JINX moments!
"I'm laughing so hard I'm gonna pee my pants!!! WAIT!!! I'm not wearing any!!!" - me with Christy, sophomore year in gym class... we were changing after class and she must have said something hillarious, as usual.
"Kiss my ass, Jackie" - Christy in an awkward moment, but it's hillarious now =)
"I want to be a duck couple when I grow up" - Jackie, telling Christy why she was late picking her up for school.... because she was stuck in the driveway while a cute duck couple was walking through...
Later that same day... "I want a pig on a leash when I grow up" -Jackie, after watching a volcano video in Earth Science.
Again, the same day... (not as much of a verbal thing as something very interesting to watch) Driving home from school... Christy goes spaztastic on me and starts giggling uncontrollably in her seat so much that she starts falling sideways into the door....We pull up to the toll and she BLOWS MY WHISTLE... "HAHAHAHHAHA... I've always wanted to do that!" (Christy)
"Hey look - Chitigan!(CC) What?!?(jax) hah...Chitigan State University! (Christy) [Jackie looking dumfounded around at all the cars then slightly laughing to self] heheh.. Christy, do you say Michitigan? What? Michitigan State University? No...SHUT UP!" - hehe.. another one of our infamous car rides - the MI from someone's Michigan Sate sticker was gone...
"(Christy)Hey, if you take this class, you can get your cerTIFIcation in... [Jackie, repeating word in head asks Christy] What did you say? (Christy) You can get your cerTIFIcation in... SHUT UP!!!" - a fun ride with the all-exciting QUARTERLY reading
*note: before reading the next one, I think I should mention that I have a tendency to interrupt MYSELF when talking, which often confuses people...*
"Hey, we're gonna get to walk out by the disco lights... Hey guys, when we leave we're gonna get to pass the disco lights... Hey, it's gonna be like we're goin to a disco club!(Tom)" Jackie asks, "Tom, what are you talking about?" "We're gonna get to pass the disco lights on our way out of the theatre!" "Do you mean the ambulance?" [a very tiring night after seeing a late showing of Matrix Reloaded the Wed. before it opened....hehe]
"Don't Rape Me...!" Jackie and Jackie simultaneously.... ever seen the movie The In-Laws? hehehe...... that was hillarious!
Christy: "Jac, next year we're going to have a whole list of things you can't do and we're going to post it on our dorm wall. #1 will be NO MILK.... hehe... only the priveleged people know why I shouldn't drink as much milk as I do...
~*~Things I Say Too Often~*~:
CooFoo...
I know there are lots more, but I can't think of any right now...
some are sharp, some are pretty,
some are dull, some have weird names,
and all are different colors....
but they all exist very nicely in the same box.
Love like you've never been hurt.
And dance like no one is watching.
Don't go for wealth; even that fades away.
Go for someone who makes you smile because it takes only a smile to make a dark day seem bright. Find the one that makes your heart smile.
Today is a gift - and that's why it's called the present.
That being kind is more important than being right.
That just one person saying to me, "You've made my day!" makes my day.
That you should never say no to a gift from a child.
That sometimes all a person needs is a hand to
hold and a heart to understand.
That we should be glad God doesn't give us
everything we ask for.
That love, not time, heals all wounds.
That everyone you meet deserves to be greeted with a smile.
That a smile is an inexpensive way to improve your looks.
-Oscar Wilde
-Cynthia Nelms
-Ralph Waldo Emerson
-Elbert Hubbard
-Oscar Wilde
-Michael Pritchard
-James Baldwin
-Mahatma Gandhi
-David Grayson
-Victor Borge
- Lao-Tzu
-Sebastian R. N. Chamfort
-Mother Theresa
-Mark Twain
"I think the hampster got caught in the wheel... I hear a whimpering noise up there." jackie
"Oh man!" matt
"Oh wait... that's just me whimpering." jackie
ALL IN REFERENCE TO STUDYING FOR FINALS
(that's my life's ambition too....hehe)
"[Jackie, on summer plans] This summer I really want to go see.... THE TREES! [Christy, attempting to figure out why I want to go see the trees, agrees] Ok, Jackie - whatever you want" "No! Look at the trees! It looks like a giant came by and swung his huge axe and cut the tops off all of those trees!" (at this point, we have long passed the trees with the missing tops [swear to God, the tops were gone!] and I am facing backwards in my seat trying to look at the trees) "Ok Jac, whatever you say...." - needless to say, I had to try to find those trees again and point them out to Christy...
Homie G Funk...
Homie G Wanna-B...
Otay...
Hell yeah...
Sweet Deal!...
Niftyness...
finkalar (drink of water)...
Dude...
Madstyle...
I like to suffer.... but not in silence...
Don't worry, I'm not bitter at all...
No one EVER accused me of being NORMAL...
Schnubernubber...
You learn something new every day...
I'm sorry... (this one gets me in trouble fairly often)...