Q1)What's
the most dangerous sport you've tried?
ANS:C)
Cliff-jumping
without a parachute! The object of the game is to stay alive when your
head comes into contact with the ground. (Big fibber!) Actually, I don't
do dangerous sports, except sailing, which is a bit dodgy if you fall overboard.
Q2)Do
you eat aeroplane food?
ANS:B)
Oh
yes. I don't ask for anything special. I take what is put down before me
and if I don't do that I starve - tough luck. British Airways and Aer Lingus
do the best food and British Midland do good breakfasts.
Q3)
Who
cleans your house?
ANS:A)
My
mother does. And me, cos I help when I'm at home! I do! She makes me do
the dishes. Well, (thinks) she asks me to do them, although sometimes I
volunteer.
Q4)
Do
you recycle your newspapers?
ANS:C)
I don't have any newspapers to recycle. I read magazines and then put them
down for someone else to read next. That's recycling too!
Q5)
Is a dog man's best friend?
ANS:B)
Dogs
are very friendly animals and a lot of people miss their dogs when they
go off on holiday. But a man's best friend is his best friend. Whether
that best friend happens to be a dog is a different matter entirely. It
could, for example, be a cat or a chimpanzee!
Q6)
What's
in your CD player?
ANS:A)
Janet Jackson's The Velvet Rope and a band called Allure singing a song
called All Cried Out - classic!
Q7)
Who's your favourite Friends character?
ANS:C)
I
like Rachel best. (Reconsiders.) No, I like Phoebe. It has been said that
I'm like Phoebe but (shaking head innocently) I'm not!I mean, she's a bit
mad, isn't she? (Begins to sing Phoebe's fave song.) "Oh smelly cat, smelly
cat..."
Q8)
What do you buy to eat in service stations?
ANS:B)
Usually
just sandwiches - ham and cheese, something like that. I don't like anything
with fancy pickles. In fact, none of us do. We all tumble out of the bus
and into the service station shop together and buy sandwiches and a bottle
of water.
Q9)
When
was the last time you zipped over the carpet with the hoover?
ANS:A)
About a fortnight ago, when I was home, I hoovered my bedroom. I'm very
handy with a hoover, you know. (Sings again.) "Do the shake and vac and
put the freshness back.." Do I use Shake and Vac? Nooo! Don't be daft,
I couldn't be bothered with all that!
Q10)
Have
you ever sung karaoke?
ANS:C)
I
have, yeah. I used to sing Richard Marx's Right Here Waiting. I did it
at a holiday camp one summer when I was younger!
Q11)
Would
you eat British beef?
ANS:B)
I'd
eat it. If someone gave me a plate of spaghetti bolognese I'd definitely
eat it. In fact I'd say, "Leave me alone and let me eat what I like!"
Q12)
What's
your favourite ice cream flavour?
ANS:A)
Well, Häagen Dazs' strawberry and cheesecake is my ice cream of the
month - it's strawberry ice cream with little biscuity flakes in it. I've
taken a real liking to it but I just can't find it anywhere! |