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their show & complain--startalk@gmanetwork.com .SLEEZE talk from a
slut and a poof!
Wahey there!
Musta na peeps? This is gonna be long, though. i just wanted you
guys to know about this if you don't know about it yet. Well, anyway...Peepz..
The ladz are here right now, in my country, Phillippines. I am so
humiliated by the way they've been treated by the local TV show hosts.Sorry
I'm bugging you about this, but you have to know. They guested at this
small really sleazy talk show hosted by two people, yesterday. Believe
it or not, one host is gay, and the other one is a professional stripper.
I hate her.You know what she did? She started coming on to all of them
on air. On National TV. Ouch. They crammed all 5 lads into a couch good
for only 2 people and so Keith (yes, the one with a nice fat bum) went
on the arm of the couch. Then Rose, the hooker, proceeded to touch each
lad's hand, explaining that it was a Filipino custom. It's not, believe
me. And she isn't even Fiipina. She's half american. And then she said
it was a way to determine how hard working a person was. She went from
Keith to Mick to Shane to steve. And then she stopped at a very furious
looking Ronan. She was making wisecracks in the local dialect, leaving
the audience in stitches of laughter. The poor lads couldn't understand
a word of what she was saying and poor Mike's face got all scrunched up
cos he couldn't get what they were laughing at. I think they all suspected
that they were being laughed at so they all got defensive. I hate her.
Her name by the way, is Rosanna Roces. The B... Then she said, "Ooh, I
like that one" pointing at Ronan. Ronan looked away. then, the gay
guy asked, "Shane! Shane, do you have a snake?" Shane looks down
says, "It died" "A SNAKE?!" Rose says, eyes brightening in interest. Shane
looks down at his..erm... crotch, where she is staring. "How long is your
snake?" She asks meaningfully. Shane looks at her blankly. Then he gets
it. Then he "rides on", saying, "Hey, you can see my snake ANYTIME" and
she giggles. Then the gay goes, "KEith... Keith, it says here that
you're hard on the outside but soft on the inside." Keith is still glaring
at Rose. Boy (that's the name of the Gay guy) repeats his question and
Keith snaps defensively, "Soft Where?!" So Boy repeats his question yet
again. Keith nods dismissively, still glaring at her."Inside?" Rose shrieks.
"Can I touch your inside?" Mikey is frowning out loud now. Shane is grinning
unrepentantly. Well. And then they turn to Ro (wince, wince). They ask,
"it says here that your mum was against your joining the band. Why is that?"
Ro turns a bit pale. "me... mam died.. " he mumbles.Steve looks at
him sympathetically. "Yeah, but was she against your joining the band?"
They persist. how tactless can you get? Shane's smile turns fake.
It looks like he wants to kill them for poor Ronan's sake. That was so
cruel. "It interfered with me schooling, an' she didna like that" he continues
bravely. I know a lot of us wanted to kill them at that moment. Camz, if
you only saw it.They dismiss him and then proceed to Mikey, who is by this
time is fuming. Mikey, did you take kickboxing? Tell us about kickboxing!"Boy
gushes.Mikey glares at him. "It's a sport." He mutters. "tell us more"
they demand. "WEll, it's a sport and I took it 6 years ago." he retorts.
Touchy, but he does have a right to his anger. Rose mutters some inane
thing about producing a Filipino film with kickboxing in it. What-ever.
"Aaaand Stephen! Steve, it says here you're shy and sensitive." Steve is,
surprisingly in a good mood. He grins. "Aye." he chirps. "Sensitive? Let
me touch your sensitive parts" Rose screams. He smiles that innocent grin
of his."But you'll need both your hands to do that." He announces. Rose
actually goes over to him and puts her hand on his thigh. Stephen looks
absolutely bewildered for an instant.Then, his smile back in place, he
erm... sort of... opened his legs. Shane crossed his legs to give room.
She pushed them close and squeezed between Steve and Shane. Shaen sort
of rolled his eyes. Ronan looked away. he looked like he was either fighting
back tears or trying not to kill her. Mikey's hands were clenched. Well...Anyway,
they paused for a commercial. Thank God. When the show went back on, there
was the worst performance, ever, of Ronan KEating. He was just yowling
into the microphone limply,not even looking at the camera. They were all
limp.Except Stephen (probably because you fed him some vodka) who was bouncing
all over the place and grinning like an idiot. Ro walked out even before
the song finished. The song was All That I Need, by the way. By the last
lines,he was out of sight. Shane looked at him, quirked at the audience,
and followed. Then Mike then Keith. Then Steo looked at the audience, gave
a winning smile, and then said, "God Bless Ye! Bye bye! Thanks Very mooch!"
then he left. The two had the impunity to say "They're such snobs!" right
after.I was sooo furious.I'll kill her when she's here,don't ya worry |