Its a terrible occurence to watch a blade of grass follow the cows in the milking shed. Which is why the Generally Radical Association Sibblytong (promoting in the Eskimo language) Sogs (grass in Double Dutch) by Miga Ilk Lobba Kobba (putting it on your cereal in Mongolian Gaelic) or GRASS MILK for short.
This organisation advocates the use of grass on your breakfast cereal - blades would no longer have to feel trodden on - they can now be a useful member of society (in the way a cow is - how else would we make coffee colder and whiter? (except with paint and ice)). If we, instead of using milk on our cereal (which, lets face it, is a bit old fashioned - in the days of CDs, areoplanes and the internet - we are STILL putting milk on our cereal?) put freshly collected grass from the local park or the lawn then blades grass would no longer suffer from the idea that they need to Mooo to make themselves an equal member of society. They would be equal. Us and Grass. Grass and Us. Forging together a new vision for society. Where we don't have to be brown with white spots to provide goodness at breakfast but we could be very tall and skinny and green to do it as well. Its not the looks, its the personality!
So support GRASS MILK's worthy cause today. They don't ask for money or recognition, simply that our green friends could be thought of with the respect they deserve. Use Grass on your cereal TODAY (or tomorrow if its been breakfast time.)
Yours very sincerely,
Mr. Lawn Mower
PS not only that - but if people pick their own grass for their cereal it
will give me a chance to retire with Mrs. Lawnmower and we could buy a house
surrounded by plastic grass so it nevers needs cutting - wouldn't that be
nice.
RRRRRRRRRRRRooooooooooooo (said the lion after it had been made to think that it had been chopped in half)
AAAAAAAAAArrrrrrrrrrrrrr (said the other lion after it was made to think it was the other half of the lion which was made to think it had been chopped in half)
RRRRoooaaarrr RRRoooaaarrr (said the different lion after it was made to think that it was itself and the other lion after it was made to think it was the other half of the lion which was made to think it had been chopped in half all put together in a nice pretty bundle.)