MR. X the man
Sat on a can
And then ate a fan
A liverpool fan

the fan hit a man
and got a life ban
from a club for pans
Fry - ing pans

Then he met Anne
who wasn't his nan
but who had a plan
A very cunning plan

Of a house.

The plan was done by Stan
who also wasn't his nan
who was a tan
A Sul - tan

A, was the surname of the Sultan
who wasn't MR X's nan
but who knew Anne 
but not the Liverpool fan
who was eaten by the man
MR X the man.