*PANTS NEWS EXCLUSIVE*
 
 
I have made a new page called
THE VINCENT DUMBASS PAGE
click above to go to it
 
OLD NEWS
 
 
Quite a while ago we found
out that Vincent (Pants) had phoned Heather
and tried to talk to her.  She was in shock and
didn't say anything.
 
 
 
 
Then we told Erin what Vincent was doing
and convinced them to have a rumble!!
 
 
 
So a couple of weeks ago they fought in
the WORLD RENOUNED ELMBROOK PARK
a local park where we play football..
 
 
 
Vincent had many chances to strike Erin but
was affraid.  Erin even stood there
and wanted him to hit her!!  Poor Vincent was scared
and Erin got some good hits to the face..
 
 
 
After the fight I called Vincent and he said he
was in pain and his whole body was sore!!?!!
 
 
 
---------------------NEWS FROM JAN 7, 1998------------------------
 
 
 
<<<<THIS JUST IN>>>>
 
 
We found out later today that Vincent sent
Erin and Heather Christmas cards..
 
 
We asked why and he said
"I had a lot of name labels
and I wanted to use them up."
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
So we all said "You could have sent us a card"
 
 
 
Then Vincent got up and left.
 
 
-----------------------JAN 9, 1998----------------------
 
 
 
 
This news was just brought to my attenion!!  Vincent
has been calling Erin and Heather
almost every day this week!!!
 
 
He SAYS that he just wants to ask them
questions about the cards and school,
but we all know he wants to get in their
!PANTS!