And just who is this lovely man with the thick smeary eyeliner? Why, it's Peter Holmstrom, guitarist for the Dandy Warhols.
Behind the black makeup, he's more than just a Brian Jones look-a-like. He's a good guy. He's got a kind heart, a great sense of humour, and a fettish for poofy hair. A dream come true? Anyone? Anyone?
I wish I could say I knew more about him, but I don't. But here's a start:
*He's 30 years old
*He was a teenage metal head
*He doesn't like Bush
*He doesn't like sleeping on a tour bus
*He does like the Rolling Stones
*He's only autographed one plunger in his life (this would be mine)
And so I present to you the great Holmstrom. Some call him Skanky Ho Boy. I call him master.