1. You're just jealous of Hanson!
Yeah, I'm just so jealous that I don't look like a girl, talk in soprano and pretend to be in a hard-core rock band.
2. You're just jealous because they're a famous band and you aren't!!!
I may not be in a band, but one thing is for sure, if i was in a band I would rather be not famous and know I have talent than have everyone know that I suck.
3. If your band is so great then why aren't you famous like Hanson?
I'll tell you why, because Hanson's parents bought them their own record label, if I was in a band I'm sure I'd be just as known as they are if my parents bought me one.
4. "Seventeen" magazine said Hanson haters are lame!
And I couldn't give a rats ass. Just because one magazine said Hanson haters are lame doesn't mean we are. It also doesn't give you a good arguement why Hanson is a good band. Also, the article doesn't represent everyone who works at the magazine. It only represents the opinion of the person who wrote the article. Furthermore, Seventeen is probably the stupidest magazine I have ever seen. Who got asked if Hanson haters are lame? No one. All Seventeen did was write down what they thought the readers wanted to see. Now, if you want to go around and say Hanson haters are lame because Seventeen said so, be my guest. But, it just makes you look like a total dumbass and even stupider than the average Hansonite.
5. Hanson doesn't look like girls!
Yes, they do. Their long hair combined with their facial features, they look like girls. And if your arguement is "Well, other bands have long hair and you don't call them girls" then you're a dumbass. Other bands (i.e. Aerosmith, the old Metallica, Ozzy, Silverchair, etc.) have long hair, yes, but their facial features make them look like guys which is normal.
6. You anti-Hansons have no life!
So, let me get this straight: Just because we happen to not like Hanson and voice our opinions on the web, we have no life? Well, if that's the case, I can safely say "All you people who have pro-Hanson web sites have no life!" Now can't I? Also, Hansonites tend to say it to everyone who hates Hanson, not just the ones with web pages. And how do you know if we have lives or not? You don't know where we live, what we look like, or even our first names!
7. Why don't you buy the Hanson cd before you judge them?
Because they suck.
8. Hanson could get any girl they want, unlike you!!!
Only if the girls they want are between the ages of 7-13. If Hanson could get half the girls that you claim they could, that would be a fucking miracle.
9. YOU SUCK!!!!
Pretty original, huh?
10. Any sort of sentence containing the word "Fuck," "Shit," "Ass," that hansoners think make them tough
I have yet to see one post in the anti-Hanson guestbooks where a Hansonite has not used those words. Most of them talk in caps, too, like it makes them seem so threatening and bad-ass. Yep, they sure are hard core that they talk in caps and curse everyone out.
11. Hanson has talent!!!Unlike Metallica!!!!
Well lets see, Why? I don't know. Anyway, comparing two bands like Metallica and Hanson is like comparing God to Satan (In this case it actually is like God vs. Satan, but I'm refering to it in a theoretical sense, not a literal one. Don't take it that way.). You can't compare a heavy metal band to a teeny-bop band and expect anyone to really take you seriously. Especially me. It'd be like comparing 2Pac Shakur to Ozzy Osbourne. While Ozzy was a great musician and 2pac was a piece of shit, they have two completely different styles which, in the the style which they play, classifies them as very talented and "kick ass." But, if Ozzy Osbourne were to be judged by gangstas, it's most likely they would say he sucks. Same thing with 2Pac Shakur being judged by heavy metal fans. You have the teeny-boppers who think Metallica sucks, and the heavy metal fans who think Hanson sucks. It just shouldn't be that way. So, if you tell me that compared to another band Hanson has talent, I'm going to laugh in your face.
12. Spin magazine said Taylor looked like a young Kurt Cobain.
Okay, now we have two magazines that have lost my respect. Now, just like Seventeen magazine, I really couldn't give a rat's ass. Have you ever noticed that most magazines are comparing bands to Nirvana? Hell, it wasn't too long ago that Silverchair was being called "Nirvana in diapers." Now we have Taylor Hanson, who looks absolutely nothing like the almighty Kurt, being compared to him. Why do we always have to compare bands to Nirvana? There's no "Nirvana Jr." nor will there ever be. There's bands that might sound like Nirvana, there's singers that might look like Kurt (and Taylor doesn't fit under this category), but there's only one true Nirvana. No one can take it's place, and to me, I doubt there's anyone who'll ever come close. Oh, yes. This reminds me...I'm sure everyone knows about that retarded "Battle of the Bands" that was on the internet a while ago. Nirvana lost to Hanson. Wow, I bet all the Hansonites feel pretty special about that. You wanna know why? I think it's because all the Hansonites who claim anti-Hansoners have no lives were on that site all day voting for Hanson. Who cares? Hanson doesn't come close to Nirvana. So, stop comparing them.