ICW Bloodbath December 24th 2002


St. Johnsbury, Vermont

CIA Blood Bath!



[As Bloodbath comes on the air, The Prime Offender Jimmy Bruce is shown walking down the hallway with the Insane Title slung over his shoulder. He walks up to Tear's office and knocks on the door, then enters the office. Tear and Princess Pandora are there.]

Tear: I like the ring the way it is right now...

Princess Pandora: I think the ring ropes should be red, orange, and yellow!

Tear: I like them just being red! It goes with the theme "Bloodbath"!

Prime Offender: Ladies! Ladies! Insane Champion coming through! I've got a question to ask you guys... I've seen that the match sheet for tonight says I've got to fight Wolf for the Insane Title, and it says I've got to fight Jeebus for the Insane title. Who is it that I'm fighting tonight?

Tear: Wolf!

Princess: Jeebus!

Prime Offender: Ok...

Tear: I booked Prime Offender to fight Wolf, I'm not going to dump that match.

Princess: Yeah, well I booked him to fight Jeebus FIRST so he's just going to have to fight Jeebus.

Tear: Yeah but my match happens first in the show.

Princess: Well I'M not calling off the match that I made!

Prime Offender: So I've got fight two people tonight? I'm double booked? That makes sense. I'm the guy that makes money, I'm the guy that puts the asses in the seats. But listen guys, I had to fight three people on Friday, and now two tonight. Not to mention house shows all week. I know everyone wants to cash in on Prime Offender, but I get banged up out there. I need time to rest, for my body to heal. If everyone keeps double booking me, I'm not going to be around much longer to exploit, if you know what I mean.

[Prime Offender leaves.]

Princess: ... Well I DID make my match before you made yours...

Tear: (Rolling her eyes.) Oh grow up!

Wolf vs. Prime Offender (Insane Title)


Llewellyn: This match is a Standard Match. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 200 pounds, from Fort Lauderdale, FL, Wolf!!! (crowd cheers ***)

[Wolf comes down to the ring. ]

Llewellyn: and his opponent, weighing in at 252 pounds, from Halifax, Nova Scotia, Canada, Prime Offender!!!

[Prime Offender comes down to the ring! Don Wolverton checks Wolf's boots and kneepads.]

(the bell rings)

[Wolf, avoiding a punch, grabs Prime Offender's arm and gives it an over the shoulder arm breaker. ]

Kelly: Wolf executes an arm breaker.

[Prime Offender pulls Wolf's hair. ]

Dean: Wolf takes a hair pull.

[Prime Offender tries to even the score with a bite to Wolf's face. Prime Offender with a quick jab to Wolf's chin. Prime Offender takes a cheap shot with a kick to the groin. Wolf lifts Prime Offender into the air, and brings him crashing down with a falling clothesline.]

Dean: There is that move we saw Wolf use on Jeebus last week!

[Wolf goes for a pin. Referee Don Wolverton makes the count. ...1 ...2 Prime Offender escapes. Prime Offender moves back to his feet. Wolf kicks Prime Offender in the back of the leg.]

Dean: We almost had a new Insane Champion!

Genessa: Too early in the match! Prime Offender has more stamina than that!

[Wolf with a Frankenstein on Prime Offender. Wolf moves back to his feet. Wolf drags Prime Offender to the floor. Don Wolverton starts the count (.1) Wolf swings a Steel chair and hits Prime Offender. Prime Offender is bleeding as a result. Wolf jumps off the ringside steps and hits a flying sit-down splash on Prime Offender. Wolf chants start. ]

Dean: flying sit-down splash!

[Wolf is up again. (..2) ]

Kelly: Wolf has started out quickly here! He usually starts slower and ends strong.

Genessa: I think that might have been how Prime Offender was scouting Wolf, because Wolf seems to have caught him off guard here!

[Prime Offender is up, and brought down hard with a back suplex by Wolf. (...3) (....4) Wolf measures Prime Offender up and drops a closed fist. Wolf moves back to his feet. Prime Offender climbs to his feet. (.....5) Prime Offender takes Wolf into the ring. Prime Offender knife-edge chops Wolf. Prime Offender knife-edge chops Wolf. Prime Offender bounces off the ropes and hits Wolf with a leg lariat. Now Prime Offender standing.]

Dean: Prime Offender firing back on Wolf now.

[Prime Offender gets up. Wolf gets hit with a huge leg drop from Prime Offender. Don Wolverton counts. ...1 Wolf escapes. ]

Genessa: Prime Offender looks upset.

Dean: I think he was expecting at least a two count.

[Wolf's head pops back from the jab thrown by Prime Offender. ]

Dean: Wolf takes a jab.

[Prime Offender kicks Wolf in the groin. ]

Kelly: Prime Offender executes a kick to the groin.

[Prime Offender knife edge chops Wolf. Wolf picks Prime Offender up above his head, then drops him onto his knee.]

Genessa: Prime Offender takes a gut buster.

Kelly: Desperation move from Wolf.

[Prime Offender is locked up in Wolf's hangman's noose submission hold. Don Wolverton asks Prime Offender if he quits. ... Prime Offender is fighting the hold. ... Prime Offender is fighting the hold. ... Prime Offender escapes. Prime Offender whips Wolf to the ropes and clobbers him with a huge clothesline. Jeebus runs to the ring.]

Dean: Whoa... What's going on HERE?

[Prime Offender suplexes Wolf. Prime Offender chokes Wolf with his boot. Jeebus brings a chair to the ring. Don Wolverton warns him not to use it. Jeebus shoves Don Wolverton out of the way and floors Wolf with a chair shot! Ring, ring, ring! Don Wolverton calls for the bell. Prime Offender was disqualified. Prime Offender starts yelling a Jeebus, and Jeebus floors Prime Offender with a chair shot!]

Llewellyn: Ladies and gentlemen, as a result of a disqualification, your winner WOLF, however, Prime Offender is STILL the Insane Champion!

Dean: Wolf has won the match!

Body Breaker vs. Scott Steiner


Llewellyn: On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 283 pounds, from Detroit, Scott Steiner!!! (crowd cheers **)

[Scott Steiner comes to the ring. ]

Llewellyn: and his opponent, weighing in at 179 pounds, from Body Breaker Town, FL, Body Breaker!!! (crowd boos *****)

[The 4Life music plays as Body Breaker and The Iceman comes down to the ring with blue and white 4Life shirts. Body Breaker has a mic.]

Body Breaker: Hey Steiner, I'm not going to waste my time fighting you, I've got a match tonight already, and I need to focus on that. So I'm going to let Iceman take care of the light work and take you out!

The Iceman vs. Scott Steiner


Llewellyn: and his opponent, weighing in at 179 pounds, from Alaska, The Iceman!!! (crowd boos *****)

[The Iceman spits on Steiner.]

(ring, ring, ring)

[The Iceman slaps the face of Steiner.]

Genessa: Is Iceman insane?!? You don't slap Steiner, he'll kill you!

[Scott Steiner with an Aztecan suplex on The Iceman sends him to the mat. Iceman gets up and goes behind Scott Steiner and puts him in a full nelson. The referee is checking the situation. ... Scott Steiner is fighting the hold. ... (AHHHH!) Scott Steiner escapes. Steiner kicks The Iceman in the back of the leg. Steiner hits The Iceman with a clothesline to the back.]

Kelly: With the entire trash-talking going on with Steiner and Body Breaker over the last week, I really wanted to see Body Breaker vs Steiner.

Dean: I think Body Breaker is scared of Steiner.

[Steiner covers The Iceman hooking the leg. Eric Huggens counts the pin. ...1 The Iceman kicks out. ]

Genessa: Steiner should have known he wouldn't win the match with that.

[Scott Steiner with a gut-wrench suplex on The Iceman. Scott Steiner stands up. The Iceman stands up. ]

Dean: The Iceman needs to come back here. He had a great win over The Great Buddha last week, but it looks like he's having trouble with Steiner here tonight.

[The Iceman tries for a Side Belly-to-Belly Suplex but is not strong enough to lift Steiner. Scott Steiner's head pops back from the jab thrown by The Iceman. The Iceman is knocked down by Steiner's massive clothesline. Scott Steiner dives from the second turnbuckle, shoulder blocking The Iceman. Scott Steiner gets up. The Iceman stands up. The Iceman gets thrown into the turnbuckle. Steiner comes over and smashes The Iceman's head into it. The Iceman drags Scott Steiner to the floor. ]

Genessa: Iceman is much safer at ringside. Steiner can't get a pin there.

Kelly: This could be Iceman's chance here.

[Eric Huggens starts the count (.1) The Iceman rakes the face of Scott Steiner in attempt to make a come back. (...2) The Iceman low blows Scott Steiner. The Iceman pile drives Scott Steiner headfirst into the floor. (....4) The Iceman chokes Scott Steiner with a microphone cable. The Iceman gets back to his feet. (.....5) The Iceman and Scott Steiner move back into the ring. The Iceman whips Scott Steiner's feet from under him with a sidekick. ]

Kelly: Scott Steiner takes a flying sidekick.

Dean: Iceman is in control of the match now.

[The Iceman climbs to his feet. A corkscrew dropkick by The Iceman sends Scott Steiner to the mat. Steiner goes for an inverted atomic drop but The Iceman dodges the attack. Steiner pokes The Iceman in the eye with his thumb. ]

Kelly: Steiner executes a thumb to the eye.

Genessa: Iceman is blinded, he can't see!

[The Iceman pokes Steiner in the eyes. Steiner spinning mule kicks The Iceman, Iceman drops to the mat. Steiner goes for a pin. Eric Huggens counts the pin. ...1 The Iceman escapes. ]

Genessa: He should have just stayed on the attack.

[Iceman comes from behind and bulldogs Scott Steiner. Scott Steiner stands up. The Iceman gets caught with an elbow smash to the face. Scott Steiner takes The Iceman off his feet with a short-arm clothesline. Body Breaker is yelling at Iceman. Body Breaker slides a chair in the ring for Iceman to use on Steiner! Iceman turns and Steiner punches the chair into Iceman]s face. Steiner tosses The Iceman into the ropes, bends over, and lifts The Iceman into the air with a back body drop. Steiner gives Iceman a Steiner Screwdriver on the chair! Eric Huggens counts. ...1 ...2 ...3 ]

Dean: Scott Steiner has won the match!

Llewellyn: The winner of this match, Scott Steiner!!!

]Nina Garcia is backstage with Jeebus.]

Nina: Jeebus, we just saw you interfere in the Wolf vs Prime Offender match. Can you tell us why?

Jeebus: Oh yea, I'll tell you y, plus x and z, although the X is x and Ritter is more of an L.

[Nina gives Jeebus a weird look.]

Jeebus: It's really simple. A) Me no likely Wolfy right now. B) My match tonight is with Prime Offender and not the "Insane Champion" so I was fighting PO belt or not. If Wolf had the belt then why would I want to fight PO? Plus I'm sick and tired of everyone getting in my matches I thought I'd give it a try, its not that much fun so people STOP GETTING IN MY MATCHES OR I'LL KILL YOU! Thank you and have a nice night Nina.

[Backstage Wolf is getting ready for an interview with Kelly, Wolf adjusts his hair lightly] The camera man signals that their on]

Kelly-Were here backstage with Wolf, a quite elusive feller when he chooses to be, today however he is here to shed some light on this growing feud with Clint Rezner and maybe some comments on Prime Offender yes?

Wolf-sounds good to me

[wolf smiles]

Kelly-So what is this growing feud all about?

Wolf-Hah the boy obviously doesn't know when to back off

[Wolf suddenly turns his attention to the left of the camera]

Wolf: What are you doing here?

[All of a sudden Wolf gets viciously clothelined as he disappears off camera and the camera man backs up and points down where Jeebus is now punching Wolf repeatedly in the face, as Kelly disappears of screen]

Jeebus-Bitch ass Punk two fucking no contests, well No fucking more People are gonna know who wins this one, Because I'm gonna faking walk away and You WON'T!!!

[Jeebus delivers a devastating punch to the face of Wolf as blood splatters on the ground, Jeebus grabs Wolf by his hair and pulls him up and throws him against the wall, Wolf's head is down as Jeebus approaches, suddenly Wolf uppercuts Jeebus sending him on his ass, surprising Jeebus who doesn't let this affect him too long grabs a broom staff that's leaning against the wall and whacks Wolf in the thigh as Wolf Screams out and falls to the ground on his Knees giving Jeebus enough time to stand]

Jeebus-Your never walking again

[Jeebus gets a good grip on the Staff, but by this time CIA security have showed up and make their presence known by forming a wall between Jeebus and Wolf who is helped to his feet. Jeebus wipes his nose as he realizes his nose got broken as Jeebus lunges at Wolf but is held back by the 10odd Security guards]

Jeebus-FUCK YOU FUCK FUCK FUCK YOU WOLF!!!

[the camera pans from the side of Wolf who can be seen grinning slightly and wincing in pain at the same time as a Security guard helps him limp off. As Jeebus shakes his head violently like a wet dog ,sending blood from his nose all over his face and some of the security guards too, Jeebus turns his back and walks off staff in hand down the other way, obviously pissed. Kelly turns to the camera just before it fades out heading back to the ring.]

Body Breaker and Scott Steiner Vs. Gorgeous Garret Rogers


Llewellyn: The following handicapped match will be held under Standard rules. The official for this match is Eric Huggins. Introducing first weighing in at 179 and standing 6 feet 1 inches. Body Breaker!!! Next, weighing in at 283 and standing 6 feet 4 inches. Scott Steiner!!! And the final participant of this contest, weighing in at 273 and standing 6 feet 1 inches. Gorgeous Garret Rogers!!!

[Scott Steiner and Gorgeous Garret Rogers start out the match. Knee smash by Scott Steiner. Knee smash by Scott Steiner. Body punch to the gut of Gorgeous Garret Rogers. Scott Steiner back rakes Gorgeous Garret Rogers. Scott Steiner and Gorgeous Garret Rogers lockup. A scoop slam from Scott Steiner sends Gorgeous Garret Rogers to the mat. Gorgeous Garret Rogers was taken down. Scott Steiner pins Gorgeous Garret Rogers to the mat with a cover. Eric Huggins counts the pin ...1 ...2 Gorgeous Garret Rogers kicks out of the pin. Scott Steiner rolls Gorgeous Garret Rogers up with a reverse pin. Eric Huggins counts the pin ...1 Gorgeous Garret Rogers kicks out of the pin. Scott Steiner tags out to Body Breaker.]

Kelly: What has gotten into Jeebus tonight?

Dean: The guy is a jerk, he doesn’t need a reason to kick someone’s ass, but he got just as hurt if you ask me.

Genessa: We’re watching the first of the punishment matches Tear signed for to the Showstoppers for what they said about CWA women.

Dean: No question Tear will love to see these guys lose the match, but I think its more about hurting them before their title match this week.

Genessa: Figure that all out on your own?

Dean: Bitch...

[Body Breaker pulls Gorgeous Garret Rogers to his feet. Body Breaker and Gorgeous Garret Rogers lockup. Body Breaker tries for a standing suplex but it's countered with a standing suplex by Gorgeous Garret Rogers. Body Breaker was taken down. Gorgeous Garret Rogers places Body Breaker in a sharpshooter. Eric Huggins checks for a tap out. Body Breaker tries to break the hold. Body Breaker escapes the sharpshooter. Gorgeous Garret Rogers pulls Body Breaker to his feet. Gorgeous Garret Rogers and Body Breaker lockup. Gorgeous Garret Rogers places Body Breaker in a chin lock. Eric Huggins checks for a tap out. Body Breaker tries to break the hold. Body Breaker tries to break the hold. Body Breaker escapes the chin lock. Gorgeous Garret Rogers and Body Breaker lockup. A full nelson slam from Gorgeous Garret Rogers takes Body Breaker down. Body Breaker was taken down. Gorgeous Gordbuster by Gorgeous Garret Rogers. Body Breaker was taken down. Gorgeous Garret Rogers just hit Body Breaker with his finishing move! Gorgeous Garret Rogers pins Body Breaker with a roll up. Eric Huggins counts the pin ...1 ...2 ...3]

Kelly: AHHHH GGR pulled it off!

Dean: If Tear was smart she would have picked tag teams to make them fight, not people that don’t know about teamwork.

Genessa: Good point Dean, but again its about hurting them not beating them, wins don’t matter if you get your ass kicked to bad to make it to the shows.

Dean: But GGR still picked up the win, he might be hurt but that’s an ego boost before stepping into the ring at the PPV.

Genessa: He might be walking in with a limp.

Kelly: Alright alright... let’s get to the next match!

Cereal Killer and Christopher "Celestial" Vs. Rock-Star Richard Royal


Llewellyn: The following handicapped match will be held under Standard rules. The official for this match is Don Wolverton. Introducing first weighing in at 245 and standing 6 feet 2 inches. Cereal Killer!!! Next, weighing in at 187 and standing 6 feet 7 inches. Christopher "Celestial"!!! And the final participant of this contest, weighing in at 230 and standing 6 feet 1 inches. Rock-Star Richard Royal!!!

[Cereal Killer and Rock-Star Richard Royal start out the match. Cereal Killer left hand punches Rock-Star Richard Royal. Body punch to the gut of Rock-Star Richard Royal. Cereal Killer left hand punches Rock-Star Richard Royal. Knee smash by Cereal Killer. The match moves from the ring to ringside. Cereal Killer and Rock-Star Richard Royal lockup. Cereal Killer connects with a head butt to Rock-Star Richard Royal. The match moves from ringside to the ring. Cereal Killer and Rock-Star Richard Royal lockup. Cereal Killer places Rock-Star Richard Royal in a chokehold. Don Wolverton checks for a tap out. Rock-Star Richard Royal tries to break the hold. Rock-Star Richard Royal tries to break the hold. Rock-Star Richard Royal escapes the choke hold. Don Wolverton warns Cereal Killer that the chokehold is an illegal move. Don Wolverton counts ...1 Don Wolverton breaks up the two wrestlers.]

Kelly: R3 is really getting his ass kicked!

Genessa: You know Tear has to be loving it.

Kelly: I know I’m loving it, the guy is a total jerk!

Dean: What guy isn’t a jerk to you?

Kelly: Not all men are jerks.

Genessa: Yeah there’s some good ones out there.

Kelly: Just not in the CIA!

Genessa: But man is Viper a hottie!

Kelly: He must get that from his mom, cuz Al is one ugly man!

[Cereal Killer and Rock-Star Richard Royal lockup. Cereal Killer Irish whips Rock-Star Richard Royal into the ropes. Rock-Star Richard Royal bounces off of the ropes running toward Cereal Killer. Cereal Killer catches Rock-Star Richard Royal with a hip toss. Rock-Star Richard Royal was taken down. Cereal Killer places Rock-Star Richard Royal in a leg lock. Don Wolverton checks for a tap out. Rock-Star Richard Royal tries to break the hold. Rock-Star Richard Royal escapes the leg lock. Cereal Killer pulls Rock-Star Richard Royal to his feet. The match moves from the ring to ringside. Cereal Killer and Rock-Star Richard Royal lockup. Cereal Killer tries for a pile driver but Rock-Star Richard Royal counters it with a backdrop. Cereal Killer was taken down. Rock-Star Richard Royal connects with a elbow drop to Cereal Killer.]

Dean: R3 is really starting to make a come back!

Kelly: I believe its 3R not R3 Dean.

Dean: Like it really matters? Either way Richard is making a come back!

Genessa: I hope he doesn’t win!

Kelly: There’s no way Tear will be pissed if he pulls off this win.

Dean: Pissed isn’t word Hun.

Kelly; What ever!

[Rock-Star Richard Royal pulls Cereal Killer to his feet. Rock-Star Richard Royal and Cereal Killer lockup. Cereal Killer counters rock-Star Richard Royal tries for a fall away slam but it with a spiral DDT. Rock-Star Richard Royal was taken down. Cereal Killer tries for a pile driver but Rock-Star Richard Royal counters it with a backdrop. Cereal Killer was taken down. The match moves to the ring. Rock-Star Richard Royal and Cereal Killer lockup. Rock-Star Richard Royal picks up Cereal Killer and takes sends him down with a fall away slam. Cereal Killer was taken down. Rock-Star Richard Royal hits Cereal Killer in his head with a Royal Flush Super kick Cereal Killer was knocked down. Rock-Star Richard Royal just hit Cereal Killer with his finishing move! Rock-Star Richard Royal pins Cereal Killer with a roll up. Don Wolverton counts the pin ...1 ...2 ...3]

Kelly: Two for two for the Showstopper's and none for Tear.

Dean: I think the Show Stoppers would have been better off losing.

Genessa: I hate to do it... but I have to agree with Dean....

Kelly: Ummm our creamers are standing by with Clint in the back, maybe we can get a few words from him...

[Clint Rezner is outback in the parking ramp smoking a cigarette, he hears something like someone walking, he turns his head and sees Jeebus with his face covered in blood glistening in the limited lighting of the parking ramp, he's walking down towards Clint]

Clint Rezner-You look good, did you get a makeover?

[Clint throws down the cigarette and puts it out with his foot, at this point Clint notices the staff in Jeebuses hand as Clint walks out to face Jeebus who is grinning wide with his white teeth that are shining through]

Jeebus- What did I say about interfering in my matches?

[with his free hand waves his index finger back and forth]

Clint Rezner- I don't know I don't listen to what every Jobber says.

Jeebus-What's that? Did you say something?

Clint-Yeah just bring it!!

[Jeebus smiles then spits blood in the face of Clint who tries to avoid it but its too late and Jeebus is already on top of him, as Jeebus knees Clint in the gut then proceeds to smack him with the staff which breaks over Clint's shoulder. Clint European uppercuts Jeebus who staggers back then roars and runs at Clint who ducks and trips up Jeebus who falls on his face almost hitting his face on the concrete, Jeebus looks down at the puddle of blood that develops quite quickly from his nose in front of his face. Jeebus smirks, then starts to stand up, Clint isn't stupid he kicks Jeebus in the ribs while he's still on the ground, sending Jeebus rolling to one side, As Jeebus is now full out laughing almost chocking on the blood that's running into his mouth and his eyes are now getting clouded because of all the blood as his shirt and Kilt are drenched in blood, Clint just looks on thinking Jeebus isn't gonna get up. Jeebus however uses a white Dodge Neon as leverage to stand up as Clint shakes out his arms cracks his neck and walks towards Jeebus who is laughing and spitting blood everywhere including on the Neon, Clint walks up to Jeebus ad grabs him by his hair, Jeebus puts his hands on Clints hand and all of a sudden drops back and to one knee pulling Clint down, Jeebus grabs Clints pinky and peels it back as Clint Screams and automatically lets go of Jeebuses hair]

Jeebus-Here's your official warning...

[Jeebus suddenly twists the pinky in a direction its not supposed to go as a cracking sound is heard and Clint screams out in pain, and grabs his arm as he looks at his broken pinky, Jeebus spits out some more blood looks into the camera smiles showing his mouth full blood and walks back into the CIA as the cameras focus on Clint who is getting some help from some EMT's that were standing by] The creamer fades back on with Prime Offender is in the ring]

Prime: Hey I know my match wasn't until the end of the show, but I'm a little jacked up and a lot pissed off. So I thought I'd start the mayhem a little early. Jeebus! Get your Jesus Freak ass out here so I can kick it! Someone, hit his music!

Jeebus vs. Prime Offender


Dean: In the ring at this time, weighing in at 252 pounds, from Halifax, Nova Scotia, Canada, he is the CIA Insane Champion, Prime Offender!!!

[Prime Offender is in the ring!]

Dean: and his opponent, weighing in at 200 pounds, from Parts Unknown, Jeebus!!! (crowd cheers ***)

[Jeebus comes down to the ring. Prime Offender tells Jeebus to kiss his ass.]

(ring, ring, ring)

[Prime Offender takes a cheap shot with a kick to the groin. Prime Offender holds his mouth after receiving an elbow smash to the face. Jeebus comes from behind and bulldogs Prime Offender. Jeebus grabs Prime Offender's hair, then slams his head into the turnbuckle. Jeebus chants start.]

Genessa: What an outstanding match!

[Jeebus executes the twisting moon Sault on to Prime Offender. ]

Genessa: That twisting moon Sault was very good.

[A dropkick by Jeebus sends Prime Offender to the mat. ]

Dean: Jeebus executes a dropkick.

Genessa: The champ looks a little off tonight. He already had a match, not to mention a chair shot to the head from Jeebus.

Kelly: Prime Offender should have gone home... I know that's not his style, if he's in a match, he's going to the ring. But this is his fifth televised opponent this week, plus house shows. PO is going to just fall apart if he keeps up this pace.

Dean: It's not his fault either. All the GMs want PO on their show, but if he gets hurt he won’t be on anyone's show!

Genessa: If he gets hurt it would serve him right for injuring "Lucky" Johnny Tso! That's called karma!

[Jeebus punches Prime Offender in the mouth after Prime Offender pulled his hair. Prime Offender with a quick jab to Jeebuses chin. ]

Kelly: Prime Offender with a jab.

Dean: It's broken down to a fistfight!

[Jeebus grabs Prime Offender's leg and takes him down. Prime Offender gets back to his feet. Jeebuses head pops back from the jab thrown by Prime Offender. Prime Offender takes a cheap shot with a kick to the groin. ]

Genessa: Prime Offender with a kick to the groin.

[Prime Offender bites Jeebuses face out of desperation. Prime Offender tries for a T-Bone suplex but Jeebus avoids it. Jeebus is set up onto Prime Offender's shoulders and Prime Offender applies the torture rack. The referee is checking the situation. ... ... Prime Offender tightens the hold. Prime Offender breaks the hold.]

Dean: A torture Rack? Since when has Prime Offender had a torture rack in his arsenal?

Kelly: For as long as Wolf has had a Rock Bottom.

Dean: Did anyone find out if Wolf had a name for that move?

[Prime Offender sends Jeebus to ringside. Don Wolverton starts the count (.1) (..2) Jeebus punches Prime Offender, then Prime Offender pulls Jeebuses hair when the ref isn't looking. (...3) Prime Offender holds his head after receiving an ear ringer from Jeebus. (....4) Jeebus kicks Prime Offender in the stomach. ]

Dean: Jeebus with a kick.

Kelly: This is just shear brutality now.

[Prime Offender gets back to his feet. (.....5) Prime Offender and Jeebus move back into the ring. Prime Offender with a knife-edge chop to Jeebuses chest. Prime Offender pulls Jeebuses hair. Jeebus short-arm clotheslines Prime Offender to the mat. Jeebus executes a corkscrew leg drop on Prime Offender. ]

Genessa: Jeebus with a corkscrew leg drop.

[Jeebus moves back to his feet. Prime Offender stands up. Prime Offender drives Jeebuses head into the mat with a double arm DDT. Don Wolverton counts the pin. ...1 ...2 Jeebus escapes. ]

Kelly: That was almost the end of the match right there!

Dean: That's all it takes is one all or nothing move, and the match is over just like that!

[Jeebus gets up. Jeebuses head pops back from the jab thrown by Prime Offender. A flying body press by Jeebus takes Prime Offender to the mat with authority. Jeebus gets back to his feet. Prime Offender gets up. Jeebus slaps Prime Offender. Prime Offender punches Jeebus. Jeebus spinning mule kicks Prime Offender in the groin. Jeebus goes for a pin. The ref starts the count. ...1 ...2 Prime Offender kicks out. ]

Genessa: Jeebus almost won the match with his low blow!

[Prime Offender stands up. Prime Offender springboards off of the rope and splashes onto Jeebus. Prime rolls into a pin. 1... 2.. Jeebus kicks out!]

Genessa: High risk move from Jeebus!

[Wolf runs to ringside and slide in the ring. Wolf pile drives Jeebus. Wolf jumps and elbow smashes the lying Jeebus. Don Wolverton calls for the bell.]

(ding, ding, ding!)

Kelly: Another DQ?!?

Genessa: Are we ever going to see a clean finish to a match?

[Wolf climbs to his feet. Jeebus suplexes Wolf. Prime Offender has Wolf locked into the painful bow-and-arrow submission. Jeebus is punching a helpless Wolf in the stomach! Now Jeebus stomps on Prime Offenders head! Prime Offender gets up and starts punching Jeebus in the mouth! Security runs down to ringside and separates Wolf, Jeebus, and Prime Offender!]

Dean: Jeebus won the match, but by DQ, so that means Prime Offender still has the title!!!

Kelly: I'm begging someone to make a match with these guys, but make it NO DQ!

Ritter & The X vs. International Incident vs. Slash & Street Boy (Tag Team Title Match)


Llewellyn: This match is a three-way tag match for the Tag Team titles. On there way to the ring at this time, the champions, Ritter & The X!!!

[Ritter and The X come to the ring. ]

Llewellyn: the second team in this contest is International Incident.

[Fat Man and Phantasmo Jr. Come to the ring. ]

Llewellyn: and their final opponents, Slash & Street Boy.

[Slash and Street Boy come to the ring! The X talks about Phantasmo Jr.'s mom. Phantasmo Jr. walks around the ring. Eric Huggens checks Street Boy's boots and kneepads.]

(ring, ring, ring)

[Phantasmo Jr. punches Street Boy repeatedly. Phantasmo Jr. whips Street Boy's feet from under him with a sidekick. Phantasmo Jr. makes the tag to Fat Man. Fat Man pile drives Street Boy. Fat Man executes the guillotine choke on Street Boy. ]

Kelly: This is just awful!

[Fat Man puts Street Boy in the Achilles tendon hold. Fat Man is back on his feet. Street Boy is back on his feet. Fat Man pulls Street Boy's hair. Street Boy throws Fat Man off the ropes and hits him with a diving shoulder block. Fat Man gets hit with a diving elbow smash from Street Boy. ]

Dean: diving elbow smash!

[Street Boy is back on his feet. Fat Man climbs to his feet. Slash tagged in by Street Boy. Slash stands face to face with Fat Man. Slash bounces off the ropes and shoulder blocks Fat Man. Fat Man stagers but doesn't fall down. Slash bounces off the ropes again, and this time knocks over Fat Man!]

Genessa: The power of Slash is just scary!

[Fat Man tags in Al Ritter. Al Ritter punches Slash repeatedly. Ritter catches Slash's leg, but Slash punches Al Ritter in his head.]

Kelly: Anyone can tag anyone in this three way match!

Dean: You know the Showstoppers are looking really close at this match. They are scheduled to fight the champs at "Lord of the Ring!"

[Slash stands up. Al Ritter tags The X. Slash throws X to the corner. Slash with a superplex off of the top rope. Slash is up again. The X is driven further into the mat by Slash with a diving elbow smash. Slash moves back to his feet. Slash spinning mule kicks The X. Now The X standing. The X with a big chop to Slash. ]

Kelly: The X fights back with a chop.

[The X locks Slash in the hammerlock submission. Referee Eric Huggens is checking for a tap out. ... Slash tries to escape. ... The X tightens the hold. ... Slash escapes. The X brings in Phantasmo Jr. for International Incident. Phantasmo Jr. kicks Slash's head out of desperation because Slash blocked Phantasmo Jr.'s first kick. ]

Dean: Phantasmo Jr. with a enzuigiri.

[Phantasmo Jr. moves back to his feet. Street Boy tagged in by Slash. Street Boy executes a swinging bulldog on Phantasmo Jr. driving Phantasmo Jr.'s face into the mat. Street Boy is back on his feet.]

Genessa: Street Boy is in control of the match..

[Street Boy jumps and elbow smashes the lying Phantasmo Jr.. ]

Dean: diving elbow smash!

[Street Boy stands up. Fat Man tagged in by Phantasmo Jr.. Fat Man looks as if he's going for a fisherman's suplex, he lifts, and OH!! he turned it into a DDT!]

Genessa: That is a 420-pound fisherman DDT. That's got to be it. Game over.

[Fat Man pins Street Boy. 1.. 2.. Slash and The X both run in and break up the pin.]

Dean: The champs got to break up pins. The first team to get a fall wins the belts. The champs could lose the belts, and not even be in the ring!

[Fat Man tags in Al Ritter. Ritter brings out a page from Ric Flair's handbook, eye poking Street Boy. A toss into the ropes by Street Boy, and Al Ritter is running back, only to be hit with a backdrop driver.]

Kelly: Good move from Street Boy!

[Eric Huggens starts the count 1.. 2... Ritter kicks out! ]

Genessa: My God!! What a match!

[Al Ritter twists Street Boy's arm, jumps, and dropkicks Street Boy to the ground. Al Ritter is back on his feet. Street Boy is up again. Street Boy brings in Slash for Slash & Street Boy. Al Ritter makes the tag to Phantasmo Jr.. Slash's risk pays off when he nails Phantasmo Jr. with a flying knee drop to the face. Phantasmo Jr. stands up. Slash gets up off the ground and Phantasmo Jr. hits him with a flying dropkick. Slash grabs Phantasmo Jr.'s leg and takes him down. Slash tags in Street Boy. Street Boy clotheslines Phantasmo Jr.. ]

Dean: Street Boy knocks down Phantasmo!

[Street Boy with a luchadore style slingshot summersault splash onto Phantasmo. Ritter stands up. Street Boy uses a closed fist on Al Ritter. Oh!! Street Boy, causing Phantasmo to be knocked out cold pulls off a tripping Choke slam. A screwdriver slam by Street Boy pins Phantasmo. Ritter and The X run into the ring to break up the pin, but Slash runs in and clotheslines them. Fat Man is too slow to break up the pin! The ref starts the count. ...1 ...2 ...3 ]

Genessa: What?

Dean: I can't believe it! We've got new tag team champions, Slash and Street Boy!

Kelly: But... The champs weren't involved in the fall...

Genessa: That's the danger of a three-way match.

Dean: So it looks like it's going to be Slash and Street Boy vs The Showstoppers at Lord Of the ring!

Llewellyn: The winners of this match, and new Tag Team champions, Slash & Street Boy!!!

Dean: Fan's there is some amount of controversy here, I'm not sure what's going to happen next concerning the tag team belts. Tune into Friday Night Crackdown!

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