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Tonner: Hello everyone, and welcome to Tuesday Night Bloodbath! We’ve got one hell of a show for you tonight, as Slash, Dragon, Hydra, and Ant Grist will all compete to determine who will face the Prime Offender at our next Pay Per View, Frostbite!
Joel: Not only that, but we will see a new Insane Champion crowned when J-Pac goes one on one with Brimstone!
Justin Cole: Joel....
Joel: What?
[Suddenly “Feuer Frei !” by RAMMSTEIN plays as Prime Offender comes down to the ring.]
Tonner - Hey, it’s Prime Offender, making an unscheduled appearance!
[Prime Offender comes out on the ramp. He has The World Title over his shoulder and the Canadian Title around his waist. PO gets in the ring with a mic.]
PO: Hey, I’ve got something I need to get off my chest. Hydra, you’re good at attacking people from behind. You took out Jeebus... From behind. You took me down... from behind. You took out J-Pac... by fucking hypnotizing him. I realized something. Actually it’s something I’ve known since the day you set foot in ICW many months ago. You talk like your something special... but you can’t do shit man to man. You say you want to take me out? Come on then! Here I am! Take me out!
[A few minutes pass.]
PO: Heh. That’s what I though. You must be somewhere in the back hiding like the little bitch you are. You know, if you get a shot at the title, not only are you still going to be a bitch, your going to be my bitch! If you ever grow a set off balls, I’m ready to kick your ass man to man.
[PO tosses the mic down and leaves the ring.]
Show Intro
Peace Sells... By Megadeth plays, as clips of ICW stars are shown.
“What do you mean, "I don't believe in God"?
I talk to him every day.”
[Jeebus is shown smashing Ritter with a barbed wire covered cross]
What do you mean, "I don't support your system"?
I go to court when I have to.
[A bloody Prime Offender is shown giving the “Crime in Progress” to an equally bloody Shotgun in a “Hell in the Cell”]
What do you mean, "I can't get to work on time"?
I got nothing better to do
[Dragon is shown setting Clint Rezner on fire.]
And, what do you mean, "I don't pay my bills"?
Why do you think I'm broke? Huh?
[Body Breaker is shown being double chokeslamed by Slash and Street Boy, then thrown through a table.]
If there's a new way,
I'll be the first in line.
But, it better work this time.
[Wolf is shown giving Rock-Star Richard Royal a “Rock Bottom”.]
What do you mean, "I hurt your feelings"?
I didn't know you had any feelings.
[Princess Pandora getting married to Body Breaker is shown.]
What do you mean, "I ain't kind"?
I'm just not your kind.
[The X is shown pushing Al Ritter off the top of a cage.]
What do you mean, "I couldn't be president, of the United States of America"?
Tell me something, it's still "We the people", right?
[Mad Dog Briskout in the Hell in a kennel match is shown.]
If there's a new way
I'll be the first in line,
But, it better work this time.
[Hydra smashing a cinder block over Jeebus‘s head is shown.]
Can you put a price on peace?
Peace,
Peace sells...,
Peace,
Peace sells...,
Peace sells...,but who's buying?
[A “cracked” Crackdown Logo flashes on screen and a HUGE Bloodbath logo smashes it like a bug, as the show starts]
Phantasmo Jr vs The Masked Avenger:
[Phantasmo Jr. Comes to the ring.]
[The Masked Avenger comes to the ring.]
(Ding, ding, ding)
[The Masked Avenger strikes Phantasmo.]
Justin Cole - The Masked Avenger is off to a quick start.
[The Masked Avenger misses a clothesline. Super frankensteiner on Avenger, who hit hard.]
Tonner - Great Lucha wrestling from Phantasmo.
[Shining Wizard on Avenger, Phantasmo really laid that one in. The Masked Avenger can barely stand.]
Joel - Hey, that’s that Japanese move...
[Chicken Run Blast O Rama from Phantasmo to Avenger!!! That shook the ring. 1....2....3!!]
Nina - Your winner, Phantasmo Jr.!
The sound of marching boots is heard over the PA. We are shown a music video of the words “The Concepts”.
Justin Cole - OoooooK. What’s up with that? Is that a promo of some sort, or a technical glitch?
Tonner - I have no idea...
Joel - That’s the same video that played the other day when Jeebus was coming out to the ring. I bet is a new Tag Team.
Tonner - Maybe it’s a new group.
Justin Cole - You think maybe it has something to do with Jeebus? You know, maybe he had it play when he came out and then looked surprised to throw everyone off.
Tonner - Hey, for all we know, it could be the name of the PPV after Frostbite.
Joel - Yeah, true. It could mean ANYTHING.
Fat Man vs Sloth Tubman :
[Fat Man comes to the ring]
[Sloth Tubman comes to the ring.]
(Ding, ding, ding)
[Sloth Tubman takes a right hand to the temple from Fat Man. Tubman receives some unexciting punishment. Sloth Tubman takes a right hand to the temple from Fat Man. Fat Man hits a right hand on Sloth Tubman. Fat Man misses a big legdrop after stalling too long. Tubman slams Fat Man down. Tubman hits a stump piledriver on Fat Man. There's a two count on the pin.]
Joel - It’s the battle of the Fat Asses!!!
[Tubman walks into a trip. Fat Man hits a bulldog off the ropes. Cover for a two count. Fat Man DDTs Sloth Tubman. Cover, but there's a last second kick-out. Tubman ducks a wild right hand. Fat Man gets slammed.]
Tonner - Is the crowd falling asleep?
[ Fat Man comes up with a right hand out of nowhere. Fat Man slams Sloth Tubman down. Big John Studd would be proud, no doubt. Sloth Tubman is in trouble. Fat Man climbs to the second rope, and slashes Sloth! The Phat Blaster!!! That shook the ring. 1....2....3!!]
Nina - Your winner, Fat Man!!!
Hydra is backstage watching the tape of Prime Offender calling him out to the ring.
Hydra: PO, PO, PO. Is that a tinge of panic in your voice? Is it that you know I’m not a Prime Offender “wanna be”, that I’m much, much more than you could ever hope to be? Are you scared? Because deep down, you know that if ANYONE is going to beat you it’s going to be ME? I’ll get my match alright... and I’m going to make Prime Offender MY bitch. It’s my time now...
Hydra turns off the TV starts getting ready for his 4way match for a World Title Shot.
The Green Blazer vs Timberwolf :
[The Green Blazer comes to the ring.]
[Timberwolf comes to the ring.]
(Ding, ding, ding.)
[Fallaway slam by Timberwolf. Spear by Timberwolf. Hooks the leg for a two count.]
Justin Cole - Almost the end for Blazer right there.
[Blazer reverses a Timberwolf hammerlock. Blazer hits a wicked chop that echoes through the building. Spin kick by The Green Blazer to the face. There's a two count on the pin.]
Tonner - Near fall on Timberwolf now.
[Back heel kick off the second rope, Timberwolf goes down. Hooks the leg for a close fall.]
Tonner - Back Heel kick, out of Nowhere!
Joel - Where is Nowhere, and why do moves keep coming out of there? Does it have a factory?
[Timberwolf counters an arm wringer with an elbow to the side of the head. Spinebuster by Timberwolf. There's a two count on the pin.]
Tonner - So close!
[Death valley driver by Timberwolf, The Green Blazer got planted. Pinfall attempt gets a 2.9999.]
Justin Cole - No way! How did Blazer kick out? That should have been all right there!
Joel - How did he kick out? He’s a freaking Super Hero Cole!
[Fallaway slam by Timberwolf. Blazer receives some punishment. The Green Blazer reverses a hip toss. Vicious kick to the teeth from The Green Blazer. Timberwolf can barely stand. Here it comes - Green Justice! . 1....2...3, it's finished.
Nina Garcia - Here is your winner, The Green Blazer!
A video to hype Jeff Hardkore plays. It’s shows clips from some of his best matchs from UHW. Condor is shown backstage shaking his head as the video plays.
Clint Rezner vs Ryu Yagami
[Clint Rezner comes to the ring.]
[Ryu Yagami comes to the ring.]
(Ding, Ding, Ding.)
[Rezner slams Ryu Yagami. Running knee lift from Clint Rezner. There's a two count on the pin.]
Tonner - The newest member of Anarchy 2K3 is taking care of Ryu, no problem.
[Ryu blocks a punch. Flying elbow from Ryu Yagami. Ryu Yagami scores with a back heel kick on Rezner. Ryu hits a dropkick on Clint Rezner.]
Joel - Hey, maybe you spoke too soon there Tonner!
Justin Cole - I keep telling everyone NOT to underestimate Ryu!
[Clint Rezner elbows Ryu Yagami in the face to break a hammerlock. Spinebuster by Clint Rezner. Clint Rezner moves in for the kill. Here it comes - Rezner Drop. 1....2...3, it's finished. ]
Nina Garcia - Here is your winner.... Clint Rezner!
Body Breaker and Cereal Killer, The Body Killers are backstage in their locker room. The door opens, and in walk Shady and Crimson! Killer gets up, looking angry, as does Body Breaker. A host of officials and road agents appear and pull Shady and Crimson away.
Wolf vs Gorgeous Garret Rogers
Nina Garcia - This match is a Standard Match. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 200 pounds, from Fort Lauderdale, FL, Wolf!!! (crowd cheers ********)
[Wolf comes down to the ring. ]
Nina Garcia - and his opponent, weighing in at 275 pounds, from Hollywood, Gorgeous Garret Rogers!!! (crowd boos ********)
[Gorgeous Garret Rogers comes to the ring!]
[Richard Royal checks Wolf's boots and knee pads.]
[G2R gets on the turnbuckle and poses for the fans.]
(the bell rings)
Wolf whips Garret Rogers's feet from under him with a side kick. Garret Rogers with a quick jab to Wolf's chin. Gorgeous Garret Rogers is brought to the mat with a diving shoulder tackle from Wolf. Wolf jumps and elbow smashes the lying G2R. ]
Joel - diving elbow smash!
[Wolf is up again. Garret Rogers applies the double underhook, then jumps up, bringing Wolf down to the mat onto his face. G2R sucks chants start in the crowd. ]
Justin Cole - double underhook faceslam!
[Wolf on the mat, and Garret Rogers with a measured fist drop. ]
Joel - Wolf takes a Fist drop.
[Gorgeous Garret Rogers punches Wolf, then Wolf pulls Rogers's hair when the ref isn't looking. G2R kicks Wolf in the groin. ]
Justin Cole - Wolf takes a kick to the groin.
Joel - How die Royal NOT see that?
Tonner - Maybe he DID.
Joel - I thought Royal and Wolf were cool with each other now?
Tonner - You never know...
[Wolf explodes Rogers's back with an excellent spinning backbreaker. G2R on the mat, and Wolf with a measured fist drop. Wolf picks Garret Rogers up above his head, then drops him onto his knee. ]
Justin Cole - Wolf's momma would be proud!
[ Rogers gets hit with a diving elbow smash from Wolf. ]
Tonner - Gorgeous Garret Rogers takes a diving elbow smash.
[Wolf with a cheap thumb to the eye of Garret Rogers. ]
Joel - Wolf with a thumb to the eye.
[ G2R tries to even the score with a bite to Wolf's face. ]
Tonner - Gorgeous Garret Rogers with a face bite.
[Wolf connects with a flying knee. G2R goes down. G2R gets up. Garret Rogers knife edge chops Wolf. ]
Joel - Wolf takes a knife edge chop.
[Wolf runs and tackles Gorgeous Garret Rogers. Wolf punches him in the head. Wolf fist drops Garret Rogers on the mat. Wolf gets back to his feet. Gorgeous Garret Rogers on the mat, and Wolf with a measured fist drop. ]
Tonner - Wolf with a Fist drop.
[Wolf climbs to his feet. G2R moves back to his feet. Rogers with a big chop to Wolf. Wolf is in little pain from the applied front face lock by Gorgeous Garret Rogers. Richard Royal asks Wolf if he quits. ... Wolf trys to escape. ... Wolf escapes. ]
Justin Cole - This is how wrestling should be!
[Wolf's cranium is slammed into the mat by a double underhook piledriver. Wolf is in little pain from the applied front face lock by Rogers. Richard Royal asks Wolf if he quits. ... Wolf is fighting the hold. ... Rogers breaks the hold. Garret Rogers and Wolf go to the floor Richard Royal starts the count (.1) (..2) G2R hits Wolf with an elbowdrop. G2R is up again. Now Wolf standing. (...3) Wolf blocks a punch by Garret Rogers, Wolf applies an armbreaker. (....4) Wolf's head pops back from the jab thrown by G2R. (.....5) Garret Rogers and Wolf move back into the ring. Rogers knife edge chops Wolf. G2R tries to even the score with a bite to Wolf's face.]
Joel - I wish every match could be like this!
Tonner - This match is brutal, I mean, Wolf and Rogers are just beating the hell out of each other, and they are both bleeding all over the place!
[ Rogers takes a headbutt from Wolf. Bodyslam by Wolf. Cover for a two count.]
Joel - That seemed like a fair count to me... right down the middle.
Tonner - Yeah...
[Gorgeous Garret Rogers reverses a hip toss. Flying shoulder tackle by Rogers sends Wolf to the mat. Gorgeous Garret Rogers hits some punches. Big clothesline on Wolf. Gorgeous Garret Rogers gets taken down out of nowhere. Rogers walks into a spike slam. Gorgeous Garret Rogers is in trouble. Sled Fang! 1....2....3.]
Nina: Here is your winner, WOLF!
[Rogers is up in Royals face.]
Joel - Oh no! The Showstoppers are going to break up now!
[Wolf pushes Royal aside and stands nose to nose with Rogers.]
Tonner - Holy crap!
[Wolf extends his hand to Rogers...and it is accepted! They shake hands and then hug! Royal walks up and hold up the arms of Wolf AND Rogers.]
Joel - PUKE! What is that! I wanted to see a fight!
Tonner - Looks like Wolf and The Showstoppers are united. Those are three very under rated guys. They’re going to do something big.
Al Ritter vs The X
Nina Garcia - This match is a Standard Match. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 210 pounds, from Kalamazoo, The X!!! (crowd cheers ****)
[The X Comes down to the Ring ]
Nina Garcia - and his opponent, weighing in at 225 pounds, from Wolf Lake, MI, Al Ritter!!! (crowd boos ********)
[Ritter comes down to the ring]
[The X spits on Ritter.]
[Al Ritter spits on The X.]
(ring, ring, ring)
[The X with a knife edge chop to Ritter's chest. ]
Joel - The X with a knife edge chop.
[The X is taken back by an elbow at the hands of Ritter. Ritter connects with a low blow. The X goes down. Ritter clotheslines The X. Al Ritter with an illegal chokehold on The X. The X is back on his feet. The X gets set on top the turnbuckle then The X hits Al Ritter with a splash. Ritter executes a belly-to-belly suplex on The X. ]
Justin Cole - Side Belly-to-Belly Suplex!
[Al Ritter drags The X to the floor. ]
Tonner - The X is much safer at ringside. Ritter can't get a pin there.
[Scott Owen starts the count (.1) Ritter cuts The X with a blade. The X is bleeding as a result. (..2) The X kicks Al Ritter in the groin. (...3) Al Ritter pulls a jawbreaker from out of nowhere, sending The X to the floor in pain. (....4) Flying side kick by Ritter takes The X off his feet. (.....5) Al Ritter and The X move back into the ring. Ritter clotheslines The X. ]
Joel - Ritter with a weak move.
Tonner - I think this match might be more brutal that the Wolf vs Garret Match we just saw!
Justin Cole - Every time Ritter and X get in the ring against each other someone gets hurt.
[The X trys for a standing moonsault but Al Ritter avoids it. Ritter gets set on top the turnbuckle then Al Ritter hits The X with a splash. ]
Justin Cole - My God!! What a match!
Joel - It’s too bad these guys are fighting again, they made on hell of a tag team!
[Al Ritter with a quick jab to The X's chin. Al Ritter's head pops back from the jab thrown by The X. ]
Joel - Al Ritter takes a jab.
[ Ritter brings out a page from Ric Flair's handbook. Eye poking The X. Al Ritter executes the brain buster on The X. ]
Justin Cole - Nice brain buster by Al Ritter.
Big dropkick by Al Ritter, who got good elevation. Gutwrench into a powerbomb, The X hits hard. Hooks the leg for a two count.]
Tonner - Only a two count!
The X reverses a waistlock. The X fires off some right and left hands. Big clothesline on Ritter. There's a two count on the pin.]
Joel - Now the X gets a two on Ritter!
[Brutal powerbomb on Ritter. Cover, but there's a last second kick-out.]
Justin Cole - Someone is going to score the win soon!
[Rude Awakening on Al Ritter by The X. The X drops an elbow...but misses.]
Joel - Fate can be so cruel.
The X pushes out of a Al Ritter hold. Flying shoulder tackle by The X sends Ritter to the mat. Spear! Ritter is down and hurt. Al Ritter is in trouble. Boot to the head!!! That shook the ring. 1....2....3!!]
Nina Garcia - Here is your winner, THE X!
The X is still in the ring celebrating. Al Ritter pushes the referee away, then spins The X around! Al Ritter hits the Lunar Eclipse! The X has been floored after the match. Ritter puts The X over his shoulder and carries him up the ramp.
Tonner - What’s going on here?
Joel - Where are they going?
Justin Cole - I don’t know!
Ritter grabs The X and powerbombs him off the stage in through two tables on the floor. Ritter picks up a TV and smashes it to bits over the X’s head.
Joel - Holy shit, Ritter has lost his mind! Again!
Security and backstage people rush out and drag Ritter away, and get help for the X.
Brimstone vs. J-Pac (Insane Title Match)
Nina Garcia - This match is for the Insane title. On his way to the ring at this time, J-Pac!!! (crowd boos *****)
[J-Pac comes down to the ring. ]
Nina Garcia - and his opponent, weighing in at 450 pounds, from The Bowls of Hell, Brimstone!!! (crowd boos **)
[Fire shoots out of the stage and the ring, as Brimstone walks slowly to the ring.]
[J-Pac gives Brimstone the finger.]
(ding, ding, ding)
J-Pac blocks a punch by Brimstone, J-Pac applies an armbreaker. Brimstone kicks J-Pac in the back of the leg. J-Pac stands up. J-Pac with a cheap thumb to the eye of Brimstone. J-Pac kicks Brimstone in the back. Brimstone moves back to his feet. Brimstone hits a big boot on J-Pac. Brimstone grabs J-Pac and DDT's him onto the mat. ]
Tonner - Good standing DDT by Brimstone.
[Brimstone winds back and hits J-Pac with a stiff punch to the throat. Brimstone sends J-Pac to ringside. ]
Joel - If J-Pac or Brimstone could get a weapon it would change the course of this match.
[Scott Owen starts the count (.1) Brimstone lifts J-Pac up and drops him stomach first onto his knee. (..2) ]
Tonner - J-Pac could use some help about now.
[Brimstone hits J-Pac with a Chair. Brimstone clotheslines J-Pac. They head back into the ring. Brimstone grabs J-Pac's arm in a hammerlock, reaches around J-Pac's face, and locks on the cobra clutch. Brimstone lifts J-Pac up and gives him a Cobra Clutch suplex!]
Tonner - That move will break your neck!
J-Pac backdrops Brimstone out of a piledriver attempt. J-Pac bodyslams Brimstone. Brimstone reverses an irish whip...and J-Pac runs into the referee. Leaping standing DDT driver by J-Pac, Brimstone got planted. Cover, but there's no one to count for J-Pac.]
Joel - Figures! J-Pac has the match one and the ref is out cold!
[Brimstone powers out of a headlock. Big clothesline on J-Pac. Spear by Brimstone. Cover for a two count. Brimstone scores with a big spinebuster. Pin, but J-Pac is out just before the three count.] Joel - Wooooooooo! Go J-Pac!
[ J-Pac ducks a clothesline attempt. Nice piledriver on Brimstone. Pin, but Brimstone is out just before the three count. Brimstone counters a sleeper hold by turning it into a jaw breaker. J-Pac is in trouble. Here it comes - Reverse DVD driver, Burning Hammer!!! 1....2...3, it's finished.
Nina - Here is your winner, Brimstone!
Brimstone hold up the Insane title, and fire shoots out of the ring posts. Suddenly Demon appears at the top of the ramp, clapping for Brimstone.
Joel - What’s this all about?
Tonner - Brimstone did the same thing to Demon, after Demon beat Brimstone to get a shot at the Insane Title! It’s all mind games!
Suddenly the lights go out. When they come back on Demon is gone!
Ant Grist vs. Dragon vs. Slash vs. Hydra (Winner gets world title shot)
Nina Garcia - This match is a Standard Match. Coming to the ring first, The current ICW UK Champion, Ant Grist!!! (crowd cheers *****)
[Ant comes down to the ring. ]
Nina Garcia - The second in this four way match, weighing in at 233 pounds, from Canada, Dragon!!! (crowd cheers ***)
[Dragon comes to the ring! ]
Nina Garcia - introducing third, weighing in at 206 pounds, from Dartmouth, Nova Scotia, Canada, Hydra!!!
[Slash comes to the ring ]
Nina Garcia - And finally, weighing in at 350 pounds, from Anehiem. California, Slash!!! (crowd cheers ******)
[Slash comes down to the ring. Instead of Street Boy, Cristina Rosenberg is coming out with Slash! As Slash is almost too the ring, Hydra runs over and smashes Slash over the head with a chair, dropping him to the floor.]
Joel - Oh shit!
[Hydra yells and taunts Slash, who is on the floor.]
(Ding, ding, ding.)
[Ant and Dragon are the two who start off in the ring. Ant charges over and kicks Dragon, then clubs Dragon across the back.]
Tonner - I can’t believe what we just saw... Hydra cracked Slash right between the eyes with that steel chair, and the match hadn’t even started at that point!
[Dragon pushes Ant back, punches him in the gut and chops him across the chest. The Fans “Wooooooo!” Dragon pushes Ant to the ropes and bounces him off, shooting Ant to the far side of the ring. Ant holds on to Dragon, reverses the move and whips DRAGON to the ropes. Dragon bounces off the ropes, Ant leaps over. Dragon comes back off the ropes. Ant tries for a side kick but Dragon ducks. Dragon leaps up and kicks Ant in the chest with a back thrust kick. Ant drops to the mat and rolls out of the ring. Dragon bounces off the ropes and it looks like he’s going to leap out of the ring with a splash on Ant! Dragon changes his mind when he sees Ant is waiting to move out of the way.]
Justin Cole - We are off to a fast and furious start to this match up here tonight!
Tonner - The match will continue until one man is left, and THAT man will leave this building as the number one contender to the ICW World Champion, Prime Offender!
[Ant gets back in the ring. Ant and Dragon circle each other. Hydra gives Dragon the middle finger. Dragon returns the gesture.]
Joel - Dragon and Hydra exchange pleasantries....
[Ant runs up and puts Dragon in a hammerlock. Dragon reverses. Ant reaches back, grabs Dragons head and snap mares him over. Dragon leaps to his feet and runs at Ant. Ant drops down and Dragon hops over him. Dragon bounces off the ropes and Ant takes him down with a dropkick. Hydra is clapping and laughing.]
Tonner - That massive dropkick from Ant caught Dragon right in the chest.
Joel - And Hydra is laughing...
Justin Cole - He thinks it’s funny? Wait til he gets tagged into this match.
Tonner - Either one of these two guys, Dragon or Ant, could tag in anyone else at any time! Hydra, or Slash.
Joel - If he ever gets up off the floor!
[Ant body slams Dragon. Ant climbs to the second rope and drops the leg drop. Hydra is calling for the tag. Ant walks over and tags him in.]
Tonner - What? What an opportunist! What a manipulator! Hydra let Ant soften up Dragon, now Hydra is going to finish him off.
Justin Cole - Yeah, but on the other hand, Ant IS taking a rest, and this match is all about who will last the longest.
Joel - Slash is up on the apron now...
[Hydra comes in and punches Dragon a few times. Hydra pauses and then runs over and knocks Slash off the apron! Hydra laughs, and picks Dragon up off the mat.]
Justin Cole - A cheap shot to Slash!
[Hydra tries to suplex Dragon, but Dragon blocks. Hydra cinches up and tries a second time, and a second time Dragon blocks the suplex attempt. Dragon snap suplexes Hydra to the mat, then floats over for a quick pin. 1... 2.. Hydra gets his shoulders up!]
Joel - Cristina is on the outside of the ring with Slash, offering some words of encouragement.
[Dragon puts Hydra in a double underhook. Dragon lifts him up and drives him to the mat with a tiger bomb. Dragon folds Hydra in half and pins him... 1... 2... Hydra manages to kick out!]
Tonner - Hydra kicked out of the Tiger Bomb!
[Dragon has Hydra in a hammerlock on the ground. Dragon wraps a leg around Hydra’s neck and pulls back on one of Hydra’s legs!]
Justin Cole - That’s an interesting submission... don’t know exactly what to call that one...
Joel - How about we call it the Mr. Salty! Because he’s got Hydra tied up like a pretzel!
[Hydra grabs the ropes and Dragon has to let go of the hold. Dragon picks up Hydra by the hair and leads him to the corner of the ring. Dragon smashes Hydra‘s face into the top turnbuckle... twice... three times... a total of Ten times! He smashes Hydra‘s face into the second turnbuckle another five times and the bottom turnbuckle once! Dragon points at the fans and they are on their feet clapping and cheering.]
Justin Cole - Hydra, getting a tour of the ring, courtesy of Dragon.
Tonner - Wow, listen to the reaction of the fans when you have one of the most popular wrestlers and one of the most hated wrestlers in the ring at the same time!
Justin Cole - Magic!
Joel - Money!
Tonner - Dragon is still the peoples champ... regardless of what he’s said about upper management... and me...
Justin Cole - And Hydra has come into his own as one of the most reviled and hated men the ICW has seen in quite some time!
[Dragon walks over to tag in Ant Grist. Ant just looks at Dragon like Dragon must have lost his mind. Dragon shrugs and starts to walk over to tag in Slash, but sees that Hydra has gotten up and is leaning in the corner. Dragon walks over and chops Hydra. Hydra chops Dragon back. They exchange about a half dozen chaps apiece!]
Joel - Look at the welts on Dragon’s chest!
Tonner - Forget that! Look at the ones on Hydra’s chest! I think they’re bleeding!!!
[Dragon whips Hydra to the ropes and takes him down with a spin wheel kick. Dragon bounces off the second rope and crushes Hydra with a moonsault to the small of the back.]
Joel - Dragon sault!
[Dragon rolls Hydra over and pins him. 1... 2... Hydra kicks out.]
Tonner - Dragon almost eliminated Hydra! It was that extra HALF a second that Dragon had to use to turn Hydra over before he could pin him!
Joel - Dragon, trying to figure out a way to put Hydra out.
[Dragon points at Slash. The fans stand up and go completely ape shit! They are cheering so loud to see Slash and Hydra get in the ring one on one, that the roof is shaking.]
Tonner - He’s going to tag in Slash!!!
[Tag!]
Tonner - He does!
[Hydra rolls across the ring FAST and tags in Ant Grist. The fans boo and start to chant Bull-Shit! Bull-Shit! Bull-Shit!]
Tonner - And the fans are right on the money!
Joel - Hydra, continuing to play head games with Slash!
Justin Cole - Head games? You don’t think that Hydra is just scared of Slash!
Joel - Hell no!
[Slash whips Ant to the ropes, scoops him up into a gorilla press, and then drops Ant to the mat with a gorilla press powerslam! 1... 2... Ant kicks out!]
Joel - Ant Grist is paying the price for Hydra’s antagonizing of Slash!
[Slash attempts to pick Ant off the mat. Ant headbutts Slash in the gut. Twice. A fist to Slashes gut from Ant. Ant punches Slash in the face several times, rocking the big man. Ant finally takes Slash off his feet with a drop kick. Ant goes for the cover. 1... 2... Slash kicks out.]
Tonner - Two count only, Slash got that massive shoulder up just in time!
[Ant hip tosses Slash over the top rope to the floor! Slash gets to his feet and Ant takes him down with a baseball slide. Ant and Slash are both on the floor. Ant Grist sets up a chair. Grist bulldogs Slash onto the chair. Ant rolls into the ring as Cristina Rosenburg checks on Slash!]
Joel - Slash is telling Cristina that he is ok.
Tonner - That’s amazing, isn’t it? Slash is unstoppable!
[Slash gets back in the ring. Ant Grist clobbers him with a fist to the gut and then plants him with a single arm DDT. Hydra is calling for a tag. Grist tags him in.]
Tonner - Of all the low down, manipulative, cowardly....
[Hydra stomps on Slash’s head ten walks over to the ropes and thrusts his groin at Cristina.]
Tonner - He may just be the most obnoxious man on the face of the planet!
[Hydra picks up Slash and powers him over with a Belly to Back suplex! 1... 2... Slash kicks out!]
Justin Cole - Hydra would love to be the one to eliminate Slash!
[Hydra tags in Dragon.]
Justin Cole - Just when it looks like Slash is going to fight back... Hydra tags out!
[Dragon snap mares Slash. Dragon kicks Slash in the back of the neck. Dragon dropkicks Slash in the back of the head!]
Joel - Cristina looks concerned!
Justin Cole - Can you blame her? She wants Slash to leave the building as the number one contender to the World Title!
[Dragon bounces off the ropes with a cross body block. Slash catches him and drops down with a falling slam. 1.. 2... Dragon kicks out.]
Justin Cole - A two count only...
[Dragon grabs Slash and gives him a pinning German Suplex! 1... 2... Slash kicks out!]
Justin Cole - Now Dragon with a two count on Slash.
Joel - How long can he stay in that ring?
Tonner - Slash could tag out at any time, but he’s too proud to tag out!
[Dragon whips Slash to the ropes. Dragon tries to leap over Slash on the return, but Slash catches him and drops with a spike powerbomb!]
Tonner - Dragon keeps leaving his feet and paying the price!
Joel - Did you see Dragon’s head bounce off the ropes!
[Slash tags in Ant.]
Joel - Speaking of Dragon’s head... This guy wants to take it. Like that movie.. Highlander!
Tonner - Ant Grist is quite an odd individual... I’ve followed his career for a while.. and one thing I know is Dragon and Ant Grist’s careers have crossed over several times in the past two years.
[Ant Grist scoop slams Dragon and then goes to the top rope. Dragon flops to his feet, runs over, and jumps on the top rope sending Ant to the mat with a belly to belly suplex!]
Joel - Oh my god!
Tonner - Hey, it looks like Dragon hurt his knee after that move!
[Dragon is rolling on the mat holding his knee. Ant is out, after receiving the top rope belly to belly suplex. They are close to Hydra’s corner... Hydra reaches over the ropes and tags himself in on Dragon. Hydra jumps over Dragon and pins Ant. 1.. 2... Ant kicks out!]
Justin Cole - You gotta be kidding me! This Hydra is something else!!!
[Ant is getting to his feet. Hydra tags Dragon back in.]
Tonner - No way!
[Dragon seems pissed. He gets in the ring with Ant. They tie up. Dragon tiger bombs Ant. Dragon starts limping around on his leg some more. Dragon tags in Hydra.]
Tonner - Now Hydra looks pissed.
Joel - Why don’t one of them just tag in Slash?
[Hydra starts to walk over to Ant... but turns and gives Dragon the DragonStryke!]
Joel - DragonStryke to Dragon! Mwa ha ha ha ha!
Tonner - Yes Joel, we get it....
[Hydra steps over the ropes and hold up Dragons hand, slapping him a “high five”]
Justin Cole - Hydra attacked Dragon and then tagged him back in! Dragon is the legal man, but he’s out of it!
Joel - Ant looks like he’s trying to think of the best way to finish off Dragon.
Tonner - I think he’s finished right now.. he’s not moving.
[Ant Grist picks up Dragon’s limp body and plants him with a sit out Powerbomb.]
Tonner - Powerbomb, nice choice. Ant never his to leave his feet, or put himself at risk. And nice safe power move. Conservative wrestling... SMART wrestling from Ant Grist!
[Ant pins Dragon. 1... 2.. 3!]
Justin Cole - Dragon is out!
Joel - Ant beats Dragon again!
Tonner - I don’t know... as much as I liked pointing out all of Dragon’s losses, I’m not so sure Dragon didn’t beat himself when he hurt his knee... or that Hydra beat Dragon with that blindside attack...
Joel - Either way... Ant was the one on Dragon when the 1... 2.. 3 was called.
[Ant is telling the crowd “one down, two to go!”. And points at Hydra and says. “You. I want you.”]
Joel - Looks like Ant Grist wants a piece of Hydra!
Tonner - I bet Grist wasn’t to taken with that interview where Hydra made references to death metal and self mutilation and even skull fucking! Hydra totally trashed Deathcore Wrestling!
Joel - I don’t blame him... DCW is a bunch of crap!
Tonner - I don’t think I’d agree with you... I’m not sure Crisis would either... should we ask him?
Joel - ... eh.... no.
[Hydra reluctantly gets in the ring. Hydra sticks out his hand for a handshake. Ant Grist gives Hydra a dirty look. Hydra points back and forth between himself and Ant, and then over at Slash.]
Tonner - I think Hydra is attempting to make a deal here...
Justin Cole - Yeah, he’s going to team up with Ant Grist to take out Slash!
[Hydra sticks his hand out to Grist for the handshake again. Ant looks out at the fans, who boo and give the ‘thumbs down’. Grist sticks out his hand to shake Hydra’s... but at the last second pulls his hand back and punches Hydra in the face! The crowd goes nuts!]
Justin Cole - Looks like Ant didn’t want to make a deal!!!
[Hydra and Grist tie up. Ant picks Hydra up and drop him to the mat with a nice crisp suplex. Ant coves Hydra. 1.. 2.. Hydra kicks out.]
Justin Cole - Only a two after a nice looking suplex from Ant Grist!
[Grist sends Hydra to the ropes, and clothslines Hydra when he returns. Grist is about to pin Hydra, when Slash comes in the ring. Grist kicks Slash and knocks him off his feet.]
Tonner - Slash was going to break up the pin! Slash wanted a chance to get in the ring with Hydra!
[Ant picks up Slash and body slams him. He then picks up Hydra and body slams Hydra onto of Slash. Ant climbs up to the top rope.]
Justin Cole - Ant is going for all or nothing! Ant is about to take out two birds with one stone!
[Ant moonsaults off the top rope... but Slash and Hydra both roll out of the way.]
Joel - Ant Grist was going to win the match with one move, but it backfired!
[Slash gets outside the ring, Hydra runs over and tags him in. Slash gives Hydra a weird look, but Hydra is telling Slash to get on the top rope.]
Joel - I think Hydra wants to work with Slash to take out Grist...
Tonner - Yeah, but is Slash going to trust Hydra? CAN he trust Hydra?
[Slash sits up on the top rope. Hydra picks up Ant and hands him to Slash. Slash brings Ant Grist down to the mat with a top rope Cutting Edge Bomb. Slash pins Grist... 1... 2... 3! Hydra is on Slash, kicking him in the head the split second that the 3 count is called!]
Justin Cole - That’s why he wanted to “team up”, so he could have the advantage off attacking Slash from behind!!!
[Hydra pulls Slash to his feet. Slash slaps Hydra’s arms away. Slash grabs Hydra and throws him outside the ring. Slash follows Hydra to the floor. Slash Irish whips Hydra to the guard rail.. then throws him to the ring post. Slash high fives some fans (or at least anti-hydra fans) before rolling Hydra into the ring. Slash brings two chairs in the ring and sets them up.]
Justin Cole - Ok, this should be interesting....
[Slash powerbombs Hydra onto the chairs, causing the chairs to bend into unusable shapes!]
Joel - Oh my god!!!
[The fans start to chant Ho-ly-shit! Ho-ly-shit! Ho-ly-shit! Slash slides out of the ring and brings a table back in with him. He props the table up in the corner of the ring.]
Tonner - It looks like Hydra isn’t interested in getting the pin... yet. He wants to dish out more punishment to Hydra!
[Slash goes to Irish whip Hydra into the table, but Hydra reverses the Irish whip and sends Slash to the corner without the table in it. Hydra runs up and slashes Slash in the corner. Hydra is about to go for the pin, but Cristina Rosenberg jumps up on the ring apron and distracts the ref. Hydra gets up and walks over, yelling at her! He grabs her by the hair and brings her in the ring!]
Tonner - Come on Hydra! What are you doing?!?!
[Hydra yells at Cristina some more and then plants a big kiss on her. She pushes him away, and drops to the mat, spitting.]
Justin Cole - I guess Hydra should have brushes his teeth first.
[Slash spins Hydra around and picks him up for a gorilla press powerslam. Cristina jumps to her feet and runs up to Slash, throwing powder in his eyes. He drops Hydra.]
Tonner - What the?
[Slash is trying to rub the powder out of his eyes. Hydra runs up and kicks him in the balls! Cristina runs up and slaps Slash.]
Justin Cole - Wha... wha... Someone tell me what is going on here?!?!
[Cristina pulls down her dress. Her panties say “Hydra.”]
Tonner - Cristina just turned on Anarchy 2K3?!? She turned on Slash, Street Boy, and CLINT REZNER?!?
Justin Cole - It certainly looks that way!
[Street Boy runs down to the ring. He slides in the ring and hits Hydra from behind. He tosses Hydra over the top rope, and then grabs Cristina. Slash gets up. Slash sets up the table in the middle of the ring. Slash sits up on the top rope. Street Boy hands Cristina up to Slash, and Slash gives her a top rope powerbomb through the table! The crowd is going absolutely wild! Hydra is back in the ring. He DDTs Street Boy and then goes back to attacking Slash.]
Tonner - I totally forgot that a match was still going on! It’s down to Slash and Hydra for a chance at the World Title at Frostbite!!!
[Hydra picks up a piece of the shattered table. He charges at Slash and busts the piece of table into a hundred pieces over Slashes head. Slash drops to the mat.]
Justin Cole - That’s it, it’s over. Hydra gets the title shot.
[Hydra pins Slash. 1... 2.. Slash kicks out!]
Tonner - No! It’s NOT over yet! Slash is still in it!
[Hydra takes a chain out of his boot. He wraps it around his fist. Hydra punches Slash in the head with the chair. Slash falls down again and Hydra goes for the pin. 1...]
Joel - 1!
[...2!]
Justin Cole - 2!
[... Slash kicks out!]
Tonner - Only a two! Slash kicks out again!
[Hydra pulls brass knuckles out of his other boot. He punches Slash between the eyes. Slash stands there for a second and falls face first to the mat. Hydra rolls him over and pins him. 1... 2... Slash kicks out again!]
Joel - OH MY GOD! What is it going to take to put down Slash!
[Hydra rolls outside the ring and gets a cinder block. He rolls back in the ring. Slash is getting up. Hydra breaks the cinder block over Slashes head! Hydra pins Slash. 1.. 2... 3!]
Tonner - Thank god it’s over! Much longer and Hydra would have killed Slash! How much punishement can that man take?
Justin Cole - Slash is a machine!
Joel - Yeah, but it’s Hydra that’s getting the shot at The Title coming up at Frostbite!
Tonner - Fan’s not only have we run out of time, but we ran OVER this week, tune into Crackdown! Goodnight everyone!!!!!
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