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FRIDAY NIGHT CRACKDOWN
As Friday Night Crackdown comes onto the air, Hydra is in the middle of the ring and the fans are chanting “asshole”. Hydra has a mic.
“I am fucking pissed off.”
[The Crowd boos.]
I made a hell of an impact at ReVolution, and how do I get repaid? With a title shot against PO? Nooo, the honor goes to Body Breaker, who hasn’t done shit in the past year. Ok, so do I get a chance to wrestle Jeebus? I mean, I damn near killed the man. No, Shotgun, a guy that shouldn’t even be here because Prime Offender ended his career. So what do I get? A match with Street Boy and J-Pac, the two biggest losers in this place! So you know what?
[Hydra rolls out of the ring and gets a chair. He sets it up in the middle of the ring and sits down.]
“I’m not leaving until I am guaranteed I get a title shot with Prime Offender.”
[Suddenly “Better Than You” by Metallica plays and Princess Pandora comes out.]
Pandora: Listen Hydra, this is my company and you cant just make your own matches. If you want a shot at Prime Offender then you are going to have to prove that you are worthy.
Hydra: Prove that I’m worthy? I almost killed PO and Jeebus! What more do I have to do?
Pandora: You just show me what you can do tonight. You impress me enough and I MIGHT THINK about seeing if you can get a shot at Prime Offender.
Hydra: You want to see what I can do tonight? No problem. Get ready for one hell of a show.
Show Intro
Peace Sells... By Megadeth plays, as clips of ICW stars are shown.
“What do you mean, "I don't believe in God"?
I talk to him every day.”
[Jeebus is shown smashing Ritter with a barbed wire covered cross]
What do you mean, "I don't support your system"?
I go to court when I have to.
[A bloody Prime Offender is shown giving the “Crime in Progress” to an equally bloody Shotgun in a “Hell in the Cell”]
What do you mean, "I can't get to work on time"?
I got nothing better to do
[Dragon is shown setting Clint Rezner on fire.]
And, what do you mean, "I don't pay my bills"?
Why do you think I'm broke? Huh?
[Body Breaker is shown being double chokeslamed by Slash and Street Boy, then thrown through a table.]
If there's a new way,
I'll be the first in line.
But, it better work this time.
[Wolf is shown giving Rock-Star Richard Royal a “Rock Bottom”.]
What do you mean, "I hurt your feelings"?
I didn't know you had any feelings.
[Princess Pandora getting married to Body Breaker is shown.]
What do you mean, "I ain't kind"?
I'm just not your kind.
[The X is shown pushing Al Ritter off the top of a cage.]
What do you mean, "I couldn't be president, of the United States of America"?
Tell me something, it's still "We the people", right?
[Fat Man giving G.W. Bush the Fat Blaster is shown.]
If there's a new way
I'll be the first in line,
But, it better work this time.
[Hydra smashing a cinder block over Jeebus‘s head is shown.]
Can you put a price on peace?
Peace,
Peace sells...,
Peace,
Peace sells...,
Peace sells...,but who's buying?
[A “bloody” Bloodbath Logo flashes on screen and a HUGE Crackdown logo smashes it like a bug, as the show starts]
The Maxx vs. Sloth Tubman
Nina Garcia - This match is a Standard Match. On his way to the ring at this time, Sloth Tubman!!! (crowd cheers ***)
[Sloth Tubman comes to the ring. ]
Nina Garcia - and his opponent, The Maxx!!! (crowd boos ******)
[The Maxx comes down to the ring.]
[Sloth Tubman talks about The Maxx's mom. The Maxx talks about Sloth Tubman's mom.]
(ding, ding, ding)
[Sloth Tubman jabs The Maxx. The Maxx blocks a punch by Sloth Tubman, The Maxx applies an armbreaker. The Maxx punches Sloth Tubman, then Sloth Tubman pulls The Maxx's hair when the ref isn't looking. Sloth Tubman takes a cheap shot with a kick to the groin. ]
Joel - kick to the groin!
[Sloth Tubman with a knife edge chop to The Maxx's chest. Sloth Tubman tries to even the score with a bite to The Maxx's face. Sloth Tubman pulls The Maxx's hair. The Maxx picks up Sloth Tubman and scoop slams him on the mat. The Maxx chants start. Sloth Tubman gets locked in the painful STF. Eric Huggens is checking for a tap out. ... Sloth Tubman trys to escape. ... ... The Maxx tightens the hold. Sloth Tubman escapes. ]
Justin Cole - I wish every match could be like this!
[Sloth Tubman off the ropes, and lifted high into the air with a back body drop. They lockup. The Maxx sends Sloth Tubman to the corner of the ring. The Maxx kicks Sloth Tubman in the back of the leg. The Maxx punches Sloth Tubman repeatedly. The Maxx first suprises Sloth Tubman with a single leg takedown, then he turns it into a leglock submission. Referee Eric Huggens is checking for a tap out. ... Sloth Tubman is fighting the hold. ... (AHHHH!) ... Sloth Tubman is fighting the hold. ... ... ... ... ... Sloth Tubman is fighting the hold. ... Sloth Tubman is fighting the hold. ... Sloth Tubman taps out. ]
Joel - The Maxx has won the match!
Nina Garcia - The winner of this match, The Maxx!!!
Princess Pandora is backstage on her cell phone.
Pandora: What? Prime Offender isn’t going to be here tonight? He’s not cleared to leave the hospital?!? Ok. Yeah. Whatever. Goodbye.
Princess hangs up the phone.
Pandora: Prime Offender can’t leave the hospital and Jeebus isn’t here... there go the ratings...
Disturbed vs. Divac
Nina Garcia - This match is a Standard Match. On his way to the ring at this time, Divac!!! (crowd boos *****)
[Divac comes to the ring ]
Nina Garcia - and his opponent, Disturbed!!! (crowd cheers ***)
[Disturbed comes to the ring.]
(ding, ding, ding)
[Divac delivers a short-arm clothesline to Disturbed. A corkscrew dropkick by Divac sends Disturbed to the mat. Divac moves back to his feet. Divac goes for a pin. The ref starts the count. ...1 Disturbed escapes. ]
Tonner - Divac should have known better than to try for a pin at this point in the match.
[Disturbed gets up. Divac tries to even the match with a flying shoulder block. Divac moves back to his feet. Disturbed is up again. Divac is dropped to the mat at the hands of Disturbed and a tiger driver. ]
Justin Cole - If Disturbed keeps using moves like that tiger driver he could win the match!
[A corkscrew dropkick by Disturbed sends Divac to the mat. Disturbed twists Divac's arm, jumps, and dropkicks Divac to the ground. Disturbed chants start. Disturbed is back on his feet. Divac stands up. Disturbed comes from behind and bulldogs Divac. Disturbed leg drops Divac. Divac climbs to his feet. Disturbed hits Divac with a DVD.]
Tonner - He calls that move “Down With The SickNess”.
[Disturbed pins Divac. 1.. 2... 3!]
Justin Cole - Disturbed has won the match!
Nina Garcia - The winner of this match, Disturbed!!!
The Masked Avenger vs. The Green Blazer
Nina Garcia - This match is a Standard Match. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 240 pounds, from Blazer Cave, The Green Blazer!!! (crowd cheers *********)
[The Green Blazer comes to the ring. ]
Nina Garcia - and his opponent, The Masked Avenger!!! (crowd boos ***)
[The Masked Avenger comes to the ring.]
[The Green Blazer walks around the ring. Eric Huggens checks The Masked Avenger's boots and knee pads.]
(ding, ding, ding)
[The Green Blazer hits a jumping elbow thrust on The Masked Avenger. ]
Tonner - The Green Blazer with a jumping elbow thrust.
[The Green Blazer flies from the turnbuckle with an elbowdrop. The Masked Avenger connects with a flying knee. The Green Blazer goes down. ]
Justin Cole - The Green Blazer takes a knee.
[The Green Blazer stands up. The Masked Avenger holds his mouth after recieving an elbow smash to the face. ]
Tonner - The Green Blazer executes a elbow smash.
[The Green Blazer pulls a page out of Bam Bam Biggalo's book, headbutting The Masked Avenger. ]
Justin Cole - headbutt!
[A tilt-a-whirl powerslam by The Masked Avenger shows his true strength as he slams The Green Blazer into the mat. Now The Green Blazer standing. The Masked Avenger kicks The Green Blazer in the back of the leg. The Green Blazer on the mat, and The Masked Avenger with a measured fist drop. The Masked Avenger gets up. The Green Blazer moves back to his feet. The Masked Avenger is set up on the turnbuckle by The Green Blazer. The Green Blazer pulls off a beautiful belly-to-back superplex. The Green Blazer is back on his feet. The Green Blazer goes off the turnbuckle with a flying somersault splash. The Green Blazer gets back to his feet. The Masked Avenger gets back to his feet. The Green Blazer leaps from the top rope! YES! And he pulls off a 5 Star Frog Splash! The Green Blazer catches The Masked Avenger in the crucifx and goes for the pin. The ref starts the count. ...1 ...2 ...3 ]
Joel - We've got ourselves a winner!
Nina Garcia - The winner of this match, The Green Blazer!!!
Al Ritter vs. Deathkiss
Nina Garcia - This match is a Standard Match. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 225 pounds, from Wolf Lake, MI, Al Ritter!!! (crowd boos ********)
[Ritter comes down to the ring ]
Nina Garcia - and his opponent, weighing in at 190 pounds, from Unknown, Deathkiss!!!
[Deathkiss comes to the ring!]
(ding, ding, ding)
[Ritter with an illegal chokehold on Deathkiss. Deathkiss gets back to her feet. Deathkiss dives at Al Ritter's legs, trying to turn the match around. ]
Tonner - Deathkiss executes a football tackle.
Joel: Anybody want to try and explain what this match is about? Last time I checked, Ritter and Deathkiss were talking about having babies.
Tonner: I don’t know, I think Ritter has finaly lost all his marbles.
[ Ritter is driven further into the mat by Deathkiss with a diving elbow smash. Al Ritter is back on his feet. Al Ritter comes from behind and bulldogs Deathkiss. Ritter clotheslines Deathkiss. Deathkiss climbs to the top turnbuckle and Missle Dropkicks Al Ritter. The leg hammerlock applied by Deathkiss is breaking Ritter down. Eric Huggens is checking for a tap out. ... ... ... ... Deathkiss breaks the hold. Deathkiss drags Ritter to the floor. ]
Joel - Deathkiss can get a weapn at ringside.
[Eric Huggens starts the count (.1) (..2) Deathkiss stomps Al Ritter's head. (...3) Deathkiss jumps and elbow smashes the lying Al Ritter. (....4) Al Ritter hits Deathkiss with the back of her elbow. ]
Justin Cole - back elbow!
Tonner: Holy shit, she’s beating his ass!
Joel: I think he likes that kind of thing.
[(.....5) Al Ritter and Deathkiss move back into the ring. Ritter executes a jawbreakeron Deathkiss. ]
Joel - jawbreaker!
Tonner: That might just turn the match around in Ritter’s favor.
[Deathkiss low blows Ritter. Al Ritter gets Northern Lights Powerbombed by Deathkiss. ]
Tonner - If Deathkiss keeps using moves like that Northern Lights Powerbomb he could win the match!
[Now Deathkiss standing. Deathkiss sends Al Ritter to ringside. Eric Huggens starts the count (.1) Deathkiss throws a chair at Al Ritter. Ritter picks up Deathkiss and executes the cradle DDT. Al Ritter sucks chants start in the crowd. Ritter rolls Deathkiss back in the ring Ritter picks her up again. Ritter crashes Deathkiss to the mat with a dragon suplex. Ritter gives Deathiss the Lunar Eclipse. 1.. 2..3.]
Joel - Al Ritter has won the match!
Nina Garcia - The winner of this match, Al Ritter!!!
[Ritter rolls out of the ring and gets something from under the ring. It’s a large wooden stake and a hammer. He rolls back into the ring and stalks towards Deathkiss’s prone body. Suddenly the crowd cheers as The X runs into the ring. The spins Ritter around and starts punching him. Ritter falls down and rolls out of the ring. Ritter walks up the ramp backwards, staring down The X and smiling. The X checks on Deathkiss.]
Tonner: What the hell is going on here?
Prime Offender vs BOdy Breaker (World Title)
Body Breaker is in the ring waiting for Prime Offender to come out. Princess comes out instead. She has a mic and is talking to Body Breaker and the crowd.
Princess: Due to injuries the Prime Offender sustained at Revolution, he will not be here tonight....
[Crowd BOOS.]
Princess: I’m really sorry...
Princess leaves. Body Breaker is in the ring, very upset that his title shot got canceled. Suddenly the 4Life music flairs up and Shady comes to the ring with Crimson.
Shady: Man, that’s rough man. If I were you, I’d be pissed.
Body Breaker: Hell yeah I’m pissed.
Shady: Well hey, I thought I’d come out here and let you know something...
[Suddenly Shady kicks Body Breaker and gives him the Shadow Stunner!!!]
Shady: Guess what? I quit! You see, 4Life has done nothing but hold me back! It’s time to do things our way! From here on out me and Crimson are the Alliance of Darkness!
Clint Rezner vs. Brimstone (Winner gets a shot at the Insane/UnderWorld Title )
Nina Garcia - This match is a Standard Match. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 276 pounds, from Essex, England, Clint Rezner!!! (crowd boos ***********)
[Clint Rezner comes to the ring! ]
Nina Garcia - and his opponent, weighing in at 450 pounds, from The Bowls of Hell, Brimstone!!! (crowd boos **)
[Fire shoots out of the stage and the ring, as Brimstone walks slowly to the ring. Clint Rezner tests out the ropes. Brimstone taunts Clint Rezner.]
(the bell rings)
[Brimstone get nailed with a double axhandle chop from Clint Rezner. Clint Rezner with a knife edge chop to Brimstone's chest. Clint Rezner winds back and chops Brimstone on the chest. ]
Justin Cole - Clint Rezner with a pair of chops on Brimstone.
Tonner: I’m not sure Clint is doing damage, so much as pissing Brimstone off.
[Clint chops Brimstone a few more times, but Brimstone just looks at Clint. Clint winds back for another chop, but Brimstone grabs Clint’s arm and puts Clint on his shoulders for the Burning Hammer! Clint fights and wiggles out of the hold and rolls to the outside of the ring.]
Justin Cole - Clint dodged a bullet there! That surly would have been the end of the match.
Tonner: Clint better come up with a plan, and fast. Brimstone outweighs him by about 150 pounds. Clint needs to stick and move, using his speed advantage. I’d try and take out one of Brimstones legs too.
[Brimstone go to the floor after Clint. Don Wolverton starts the count (.1) Clint Rezner throws a chair at Brimstone. Brimstone bats it away and continues after Clint.]
Justin Cole - My God!! What a match!
[(..2) Brimstone is brought to the floor with a diving shoulder tackle from Clint Rezner. Now Brimstone standing. (...3) Brimstone kicks Clint Rezner in the stomach. (....4) Brimstone holds his mouth after recieving an elbow smash to the face. ]
Tonner - Clint Rezner executes a elbow smash.
Justin Cole - Its a brawl outside the ring!
Tonner: Clint needs to stay AWAY from Brimstone. If Stone gets a hold of Clint, its going to be all over.
[(.....5) Clint Rezner slides in the ring. Brimstone goes in the ring after him. Clint Rezner delivers a low blow to Brimstone. Clint Rezner punches Brimstone repeatedly. ]
Justin Cole - That was good strategy, lure Brimstone in the ring and attack while he’s getting over the top rope.
[Clint Rezner sucks chants start in the crowd. Clint Rezner pulls a jawbreaker from out of nowhere, sending Brimstone to the mat in pain. Clint Rezner is back on his feet. Brimstone moves back to his feet.]
Joel - Wow, Brimstone got up fast!
[Brimstone get nailed with a double axhandle chop from Clint Rezner. Clint Rezner hits Brimstone in the face, trying to gain some kind of advantage. Clint Rezner whips Brimstone into the ropes and executes a diving shoulder block, knocking Brimstone to the mat ]
Tonner - diving shoulder block!
Joel - Pin him Clint!
[Clint pins Brimstone. 1.. 2.. Brimstone kicks out, sending Clint flying high in the air.]
Tonner: Wow! He kicked out with force!
[Clint Rezner trys for a German Suplex but is not strong enough to lift Brimstone. Brimstone elbows Clint in the face. Brimstone executes a back breaker on Clint Rezner. Brimstone, behind Clint Rezner, applies the dragon sleeper with blinding speed. Referee Don Wolverton is checking for a tap out. ... Clint Rezner is fighting the hold. ... ... (AHHHH!) Clint wont tap out. Brimstone turns the Dragon sleeper into a reverse suplex, but brings the suplex down early into a stunner!]
Joel - What the hell was that!
Tonner: I don’t know, but that may be all she wrote for Clint!
[Brimstone covers Clint for the pin. 1... 2... Clint kicks out.]
Justin Cole - How did he kick out of that?!?
Tonner: He wants a title.
[Brimstone holds his mouth after recieving an elbow smash to the face. Clint Rezner with a knife edge chop to Brimstone's chest. ]
Tonner - Clint Rezner with a knife edge chop.
Justin Cole - They didn’t work before, why would they work now?
[Brimstone kicks Clint Rezner in the stomach. Brimstone clotheslines Clint Rezner. Brimstone hits Clint Rezner with a headbutt to the mid-section. Brimstone picks up Rezner and holds him high in the air and slams him down with a military press slam. Brimstone pins Clint. 1.. 2.. Clint kicks out.]
Joel - I think Clint‘s a little tougher than Brimstone thought.
[Clint Rezner climbs to his feet. Clint Rezner elbow smashes Brimstone in the nose. Clint Rezner whips Brimstone into the ropes but Brimstone reverses it and whips Clint to the corner of the ring instead! Clint Rezner's body is crushed by Brimstone after recieving an avalanche splash into the corner. Brimstone puts Clint on the top rope and brings him to the mat with a top rope twisting powerbomb.]
Tonner: That’s got to be it.
[Brimstone pins Clint. 1... 2... Clint kicks out.]
Justin Cole - OHHHHHHH So close!!!
[Clint Rezner looks like he is going to backhand Brimstone, but he makes a fist, Punching Brimstone. Brimstone get nailed with a double axhandle chop from Clint Rezner. Clint Rezner dives at Brimstones legs and goes for a wrap up school boy pin. Don Wolverton counts. ...1 Brimstone escapes. ]
Justin Cole - Not even close.
Tonner - He should have just stayed on the attack.
[Clint Rezner hits Brimstone with the double arm DDT into the mat. Clint goes for a pin hooking the leg. 1... 2... Brimstone kicks out. Brimstone climbs to his feet. ]
Justin Cole - This is how wrestling should be!
[Clint Rezner clotheslines Brimstone. Clint Rezner with a knife edge chop to Brimstone's chest. Clint bounces off the ropes to try for another clothesline, but Brimstone grabs him by the throat. Brimstone Chokeslams Clint! Brimstone picks up Clint and plants him with the Burrning Hammer. Brimstone with the pin. 1... 2... 3!]
Tonner - We've got ourselves a winner!
Nina Garcia - The winner of this match, Brimstone!!!
While Brimstone is in the ring, the Underworld Champion, Tear comes down to the ring.
Tear: Congratulations Brimstone, you won a grueling tournament and now you get a shot at my title next week!
[Suddenly “Better than you” By Metallica plays a Pandora comes out again!]
Pandora: Hey Tear, Change of Plans, since PO isn’t here we need to fill some time. So the Tear vs Brimstone match is right now!
(ring ring ring.)
[Tear turns around and gets hit with a big boot from Brimstone. Brimstone pins Tear. 1... 2...3!]
Tonner: Holy crap, Brimstone just won the Underworld title!
[Princess Pandora comes down to the ring and stands over Tears body.]
Pandora: Just a few things. The Underworld title is now going to be named the Insane title, like it should have been from day one. And the second thing... YOUR FIRED!!!
Street Boy vs Hydra vs J-Pac
Street fight No Rules Lights Out Match
[All the lights in the arena cut out at once leaving the crowd in complete blackness. A few seconds later they come back on.]
[Street Boy's music begins to blast through the arena as the 6'10" 264 lb former ICW champion makes his way to the ring. He climbs through the ropes then walks corner to corner raising his arms in the air. His music fades out and he stands in his corner, bouncing up and down, prepared to fight.]
[J-Pac's music plays and the crowd awaits his enterence nervously after seeing his kidnapping on ICW TV. Suddenly a gurney quickly coasts out onto the staging area with a sedate J-Pac strapped to it, two cinder blocks sitting on his chest. The music fades out after about 10 seconds and the arena sits in silence as Street Boy looks on with a puzzled expression]
[The lights cut out again and the opening sounds of Bloodline by Slayer rip through the arena as the Hydra symbol fades in and out on the Insanitron with a hissing growl. The music picks up four or five times and each time two red pyros shoot across each other in front of the 'tron. The last time the music picks up Booker T style flames shoot up on each side of the enterence as Hydra steps out onto the stage, black case in hand, taking hold of J-Pac's gurney with a grin.] (crowd boos intensely***)
[Hydra reaches ringside with the stretcher and grabs a mic from the annouce table. Street boy looks on with a "what the fuck's goin on look on his face"]
Hydra: Hia Streets! Hows it goin? Me an' good ol' J-Pac are ready for our three way match now, I just gotta wake our opponent up, so just gimme a sec.
Justin Cole: What the hell has Hydra done to J-Pac?
Tonner: This don't look good Cole.
Joel: I think it's great, a quiet frenchman is a good frenchman.
[Hydra takes out a syringe and sticks it in J-Pac's arm then unstraps him from the gurney. Hydra moves the cinder blocks and J-Pac slowly sits up, a steady stream of drool pouring out of his mouth. He looks at Hydra, who points toward the ring. J-Pac grabs a cinder block and climbs into the ring. Hydra jumps in after him with his own cinder block in hand.]
(Ding, Ding, Ding.)
Justin Cole: This lights out match is under way!
[Street boy looks from Hydra to J-Pac then from J-Pac to Hydra as both walk toward him carrying their blocks. Street Boy rubs his chin, shrugs then bounces off the ropes clothslining J-Pac to the ground as Hydra watches]
Justin Cole: Big clothsline by Street Boy.
[Street Boy charges Hydra, but Hydra walks backwards and climbs out of the ring. Street Boy shrugs again and walks back over to J-Pac who is getting to his feet and drills the larger man in the nuts on his way up.]
Joel: That's how wrestling should be!
Justin Cole: Street Boy dropping to his knees after that low blow by J-Pac. Remember folks, this match has no rules.
[J-Pac picks Street Boy up and delivers a powerful german suplex]
Tonner: A stiff suplex like that'll leave ya feelin pain fer a few days Cole.
Joel: Only if you're a pussy. Now a cinder block, that slows you down for a while.
[J-Pac has picked up his cinder block and he now stands staring at Street Boy as he stands back up. Hydra gets back in the ring.]
Justin Cole: For some reason Hydra and J-Pac are working together! Now they're staring Street boy down.
[Street Boy swings at Hydra who tries to duck but gets leveled by a punch to the forhead. Just then J-Pac smokes him in the side of the head with his block. A burst of red splashes though Street Boy's scalp as he collapses into a heap.]
Joel: See Tonner, that's how it's done.
[Hydra stands up and kicks Street boy in the face angrily, then hits him in the knee with his cinder block]
Justin Cole: This isn't wrestling, this is a bloody assult!
Joel: I know, it's great!!
[J-Pac and Hydra go back and forth, ripping into Street Boy with their cinder blocks, drawing more blood with each shot. Most of Street Boy's body is covered in a red mess]
Justin Cole: Sombody has to put a stop to this!
Tonner: Go ahead Cole, these guys are ruthless! It's your funeral!
[Street Boy has stopped moving and Hydra and J-Pac hit him a few more times before Hydra puts out his hand and J-Pac stops]
Justin Cole: This is just sick!
[Hydra drops his block and points to J-Pac, who wears a sheepish grin. J-Pac lowers his cinder block and relaxes... Before viciously swinging the block upward into his own face, then colapsing with a thud, bleeding profusely.]
Justin Cole: What the hell!
Joel: HAHAHAHA....Hahaa!
[Hydra rests the tip of one foot on J-Pac's chest. 1... 2... 3!]
Justin Cole: Hydra just won because J-Pac took himself out! This is bizarre!
[Hydra grabs a mic again]
Hydra: It's amazin what ya can do with a few psychotropic drugs and a electric generator.... heh.... Take a good look at this Jimmy, all you Connection mother fuckers too... And everybody else in the back. This is what happens when ya try an' play wit the Hydra!
[Hydra touches the faces of each of his opponents then wipes a streak of blood under each eye as Bloodline by Slayer kicks back in. He smiles a cocky smile and makes his way backstage, past the EMTs who quickly rush to the aid of Street Boy and J-Pac]
Hydra is leaving the arena. He’s out in the parking lot when suddenly a bloody Street Boy runs over and starts attacking Hydra again! Hydra and Street Boy are brawling when suddenly a 1979 jeep drives up and hits Hydra! Hydra’s body flys up and over the hood, smacking sickly on the ground. The car stops. Prime Offender gets out with a red baseball bat in hand! He walks up to Hydra.
Prime Offender: Hey bitch! This one is for J-Pac!
*swack*
Prime Offender: This one is for Jeebus!
*swack*
Prime Offender: This one is for Canada!
*SWACK*
Prime Offender: This one is for me!
*swack*
Prime Offender: And these are just because I‘m such a nice guy and I‘m in the sharing mood!
*swack* *swack* *swack* *swack* *swack* *swack*
Street Boy: Hell yeah! Show Hydra what’s up! You don’t mess with Canada!
Prime Offender: Shut your yap!
Prime Offender hits Street Boy upside the head with the baseball bat. He then turns back to Hydra who is crawling towards PO.
Prime Offender: What the hell? Your coming back for more?!?
Prime picks Hydra up.
Prime Offender: You like attacking people from behind? You like making “statements?” Well so do I, cunt!
Prime Offender throws Hydra face first through the window of a nearby car. Hydra is coughing up blood. Prime Offender looks like he’s getting dizzy. He gets back in the jeep and drives off wildly. The camera zooms in on Hydras blood face. It almost looks like he’s... smiling? The show fades to black.
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