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FRIDAY NIGHT CRACKDOWN
Prime Offender is shown parking his car and getting out. As he walks towards the arena, Nina Garcia stops him.
Nina: PO, I’ve got to ask you. You’ve been in and out of the hospital all week after the attack from Hydra. You attacked Hydra in the parking lot... And now he gets a chance to earn a shot at your World Title. Thoughts?
PO: Thoughts? Here’s a thought. Hydra is a PO wanna be. That’s right, it’s like I’ve got my own obsessed stalker. This guy can’t make a name for himself, so he’s got to try and make a name by biting off of PO, and stealing my Thunder. And as far as him being in a match for a shot at my belt? Hey, he might or might not win. I’m not going to worry about it until it happens IF it happens. I mean, Dragon and Slash are in that match too you know.
Nina: And Ant Grist!
PO: Who?
Nina: Ant Grist!
PO: Who?
Nina: Nevermind.
PO: Yeah, so anyway, I’ve got to beat Street Boy tonight so that’s what I’m thinking about. When and if Hydra gets a match with me I’ll just deal with him the same way I deal with everyone... BY ANY MEANS NECESSARY!
Show Intro
Peace Sells... By Megadeth plays, as clips of ICW stars are shown.
“What do you mean, "I don't believe in God"?
I talk to him every day.”
[Jeebus is shown smashing Ritter with a barbed wire covered cross]
What do you mean, "I don't support your system"?
I go to court when I have to.
[A bloody Prime Offender is shown giving the “Crime in Progress” to an equally bloody Shotgun in a “Hell in the Cell”]
What do you mean, "I can't get to work on time"?
I got nothing better to do
[Dragon is shown setting Clint Rezner on fire.]
And, what do you mean, "I don't pay my bills"?
Why do you think I'm broke? Huh?
[Body Breaker is shown being double chokeslamed by Slash and Street Boy, then thrown through a table.]
If there's a new way,
I'll be the first in line.
But, it better work this time.
[Wolf is shown giving Rock-Star Richard Royal a “Rock Bottom”.]
What do you mean, "I hurt your feelings"?
I didn't know you had any feelings.
[Princess Pandora getting married to Body Breaker is shown.]
What do you mean, "I ain't kind"?
I'm just not your kind.
[The X is shown pushing Al Ritter off the top of a cage.]
What do you mean, "I couldn't be president, of the United States of America"?
Tell me something, it's still "We the people", right?
[Fat Man giving G.W. Bush the Fat Blaster is shown.]
If there's a new way
I'll be the first in line,
But, it better work this time.
[Hydra smashing a cinder block over Jeebus‘s head is shown.]
Can you put a price on peace?
Peace,
Peace sells...,
Peace,
Peace sells...,
Peace sells...,but who's buying?
[A “bloody” Bloodbath Logo flashes on screen and a HUGE Crackdown logo smashes it like a bug, as the show starts]
Divac vs Deathkiss
Divac comes down to the ring.
Deathkiss comes down to the ring.
(Ding ding ding.)
[Divac hits a massive spinning kick to the jaw. Dropkick connects, Deathkiss goes down. Divac hits a rolling kick on Deathkiss. Spin kick by Divac to the face. Deathkiss ducks a clothesline attempt. Deathkiss punches away at Divac. Deathkiss hits a stump piledriver on Divac. Hooks the leg for a two count.]
Tonner: That was almost the match right there.
[Divac fights out of a grapple. Deathkiss takes a hurrancarana from Divac. There's a two count on the pin.]
Justin Cole: Divac seems to be on top of this match.
[Vicious kick to the teeth from Divac. Hooks the leg for a close fall.]
Joel: How is this fair... Guy vs Girl. Not like the girl is going to win.
Tonner: She almost beat Al Ritter the other day...
[Deathkiss reverses a waistlock. Uninspiring brawling from Deathkiss. Divac kicks Deathkiss in the gut to reverse the momentum. Divac hits a rolling kick on Deathkiss. Divac floors Deathkiss...and climbs the turnbuckles. Through the air, Divac Leg Drop! 1....2....3.]
Justin Cole - That’s all she wrote, Divac picks up the easy win over Deathkiss!
Crimson and Shady are backstage.
Crimson: You ready to show the world what AOD is all about?
Shady: Yeah. First we have to take care of some losse ends... 4Life. Then it’s on to bigger and better things. Soon... soon ICW will know the power of darkness.
Disturbed vs Rage
Disturbed comes to the ring.
Rage comes to the ring.
(Ding Ding Ding)
[Rude Awakening on Disturbed by Rage. Spear by Rage. There's a two count on the pin. Rage only gets knees on a splash. Rage receives some punishment. Big backdrop on Rage, executed well. Cover for a two count. Death valley driver by Disturbed, Rage got planted. Hooks the leg for a close fall.]
Tonner: Disturbed should have gotten the fall there...
[Running knee lift from Disturbed. Rage reverses a waistlock. Massive backbreaker, Disturbed got planted. There's a two count on the pin. Massive lariat, apparently Rage has been watching The Best Of Stan Hansen again. Cover, but there's a last second kick-out.]
Justin Cole: That clothsline ROCKED Disturbed.
[Rage hits some punches. Disturbed kicks Rage in the gut to reverse the momentum. Flying shoulder tackle by Disturbed sends Rage to the mat. Massive lariat, apparently Disturbed has been watching The Best Of Stan Hansen again. Rage is in trouble. Here it comes - The Sickness! 1....2...3, it's finished.]
Justin Cole - Your winner.. Disturbed!
We go backstage, where we find Demon in the middle of a set of sit-ups. He looks like he is getting warmed up.
Beerman Billy vs Coleminer :
Beerman Billy comes down to the ring.
Coleminer comes down to the ring.
[Beerman Billy hits some punches. Coleminer drops out the back of a Beerman Billy bodyslam attempt. Dropkick connects, Billy goes down. The referee bumps after catching a wild right hand and is down. Tiger suplex on Billy, right from out of the Misawa playbook. Pinfall attempt, but the ref is conveniently laid out.]
Joel - That was a three count, Coleminer should have won right there!
Beerman Billy fights out of a grapple. Rude Awakening on Coleminer by Billy. Spinebuster by Beerman Billy. Hooks the leg for a two count. Beerman Billy scores with a standing spinebuster. Cover, but there's a last second kick-out. Lightning kick by Coleminer on Billy. Cover, but there's a last second kick-out. Billy ducks a wild right hand. Beerman Billy floors Coleminer...and climbs the turnbuckles. Off the top - BEER RUN! , forget about it. 1....2...3!
Tonner - Your winner, Beerman Billy!
Hydra comes out and heads down to the ring. He has a microphone: 'I'd like to bring out someone we all know very well...Prime Offender!' The music of PO hits, and out comes...a midget Prime Offender? The midget (Mini-PO?) climbs up the ring steps and into the ring. He grabs the microphone and proceeds to go through all the catchphrases and mannerisms of the real Prime Offender! Somewhere backstage, you know that Prime Offender is going to be going nuts!
Crimson & Shady (Alliance of Darkness) vs Body Breaker & Cereal Killer (Body Killers):
Joel - This match is a Standard Match tag match. On there way to the ring at this time, Alliance of Darkness!!!
[Alliance of Darkness (Shday & Crimson) Come to the ring. ]
Joel - and their opponents, the team of 4Life.
[The team of 4Life comes down to the ring!]
[Body Breaker talks about Crimson's mom. Crimson spits on Body Breaker.]
(ding, ding, ding)
[They lockup. Body Breaker sends Crimson to the corner of the ring. Crimson brings in Shady for Alliance of Darkness. Shady clotheslines Body Breaker. ]
Tonner: This is insane! Just a week ago Shady and Body Breaker were teammates! Now they are tearing each other appart!
[Shady moves back to his feet. Shady with a cheap thumb to the eye of Body Breaker. Crimson tagged in by Shady. Out of desperation, Crimson elbows Body Breaker in the face. Crimson pulls a jawbreaker from out of nowhere, sending Body Breaker to the mat in pain. ]
Justin Cole - Crimson with a jawbreaker.
[Body Breaker tags out to Cereal Killer. Standing leg lariat by Crimson on Cereal Killer. Spin kick by Crimson to the face. Hooks the leg for a two count.]
Joel: Only a two count.
[Crimson tags out to Shady. Crimson and Shady whip Cereal Killer into the ropes and hit a double backdrop. Hooks the leg for a two count.]
Justin Cole: Good teamwork from Shady and Crimson!
[Back elbow connects, Cereal Killer staggers backward. Cereal Killer pulls a mule kick out of nowhere. Spear by Cereal Killer. Hooks the leg for a two count. Tag to Body Breaker. Brainbuster suplex by Body Breaker, who apparently is in the mood to bust some brains. Pin, but Shady is out just before the three count.]
Tonner: Body Breaker is showing a more aggressive side than we’ve seen from him in a while.
[Shady gets caught with a short powerbomb from Body Breaker.]
Joel: Hell yeah! He hasn’t been this fired up in a while!
[Shady tags in Crimson. Swinging Neck-Breaker from Body Breaker takes Crimson down. Now Crimson standing. Crimson hits Body Breaker with the Asia moonsault bodyblock. Crimson stands up. Crimson climbs to the top of the turnbuckle and executes the diving headbutt on Body Breaker. Body Breaker gets up. Body Breaker is dropped to the mat at the hands of Crimson and a tiger driver. Crimson executes a corkscrew legdrop on Body Breaker. Crimson is up again. Crimson tags in Shady.]
Tonner: Looks like Shady wants to finish off Body Breaker himself.
[Shady pulls a mule kick out of nowhere. Shady slams Body Breaker down. Tag between Shady and Crimson. Kick from Crimson to the leg. Tag to Cereal Killer. Crimson uses a basement dropkick to the knee. Cereal Killer holds Crimson in place. Body Breaker charges...but Crimson ducks, and in a scenario never before seen in wrestling, the clothesline floors Cereal Killer! Crimson powerbombs Body Breaker into the mat. Crimson goes for a pin. Don Wolverton counts the pin. ...1 ...2 ...3 ]
Joel - The winners of this match, Alliance of Darkness!!!
[Body Breaker and Cereal Killer remain in the ring. They are arguing about that defeat. Body Breaker walks off without saying anything, much to the disgust of Cereal Killer.
Condor is getting a drink from a drinking fountain.
Shotgun vs The Maxx
Joel - This match is a Standard Match. On his way to the ring at this time, The Maxx!!! (crowd cheers ****)
[The Maxx comes down to the ring. ]
Joel - and his opponent, Shotgun!!!
[Shotgun comes down to the ring.]
[The Maxx taunts Shotgun.]
(ring, ring, ring)
[The Maxx kicks Shotgun in the back. Shotgun is back on his feet. The Maxx tries to even the score with a bite to Shotgun's face. Shotgun leaps up, swings around The Maxx and DDT's him onto the mat. ]
Tonner - Nice standing tornado DDT by Shotgun.
[Stiff chop lights up The Maxx. The Maxx gets caught with a short powerbomb from Shotgun. There's a two count on the pin. The Maxx counters a backdrop attempt with a kick to the face. Shotgun takes a right hand to the temple from The Maxx. The Maxx strikes away at Shotgun. Running clothesline from The Maxx, sloppily done.]
Justin Cole: Shotgun said he was going to make an example out of the Maxx, but Maxx is giving Shotgun all he can handle right now!
[Shotgun ducks a clothesline attempt. Shotgun hits a bulldog off the ropes. The Maxx gets knocked to the ground by Shotgun. Here it comes...Shotgun Blast!!! The Maxx is out cold! 1... 2...3!]
Tonner: The winner, Shotgun!
Joel: Shotgun is the man! Just ask him!
Tonner: He did promise a win here tonight.
[The Maxx leaves and walks back down the aisle. Wait...Shotgun comes running as well, and The Maxx gets dropped with a clothesline, followed by a load of stomps. Shotgun picks up the Maxx and drags him up the ramp. Shotgun is standing at the top of the ramp... the gives Maxx the Shotgun Blast off the ramp and to the floor! He is left lying on the concrete. ETMs and refs rush the scene!
Tonner: Oh my god! That had to be a 15 foot drop! And its not like Maxx hit some tables or camera cords, he got the Shotgun Blast down 15 feet and hit the concert floor!
Joel: Did you hear that sickening thud?
Justin Cole: Shotgun tried to end that man’s carrier! That’s sick! Look at him! He’s smiling! I hope he’s proud of himself... what a despicable human being!
Prime Offender vs Street Boy
Prime Offender comes to the ring.
Street Boy comes to the ring.
(Ring ring ring)
[Prime Offender fires off some right and left hands. PO hits a right hand. Prime Offender with a spinning neckbreaker on Street Boy. Running knee lift from Prime Offender.]
Tonner: Prime Offender starts off with some explosive offence!
Joel: That’s ironic!
[Street Boy blocks a punch. Bodyslam by Street Boy. Street Boy hits a bulldog off the ropes. Hooks the leg for a two count.]
Justin Cole: Street Boy firing back now!
Tonner: I think he caught Prime Offender off guard! Street Boy was half a second away from regaining the World Title!
[PO drops out the back of a Street Boy bodyslam attempt. PO hits a stump piledriver on Street Boy. Hooks the leg for a two count.]
Justin Cole: Where did Street Boy find the strength to kick out of THAT move?
Joel: Don’t underestimate Street Boy!
[Lifting DDT by Prime Offender, looked good. Hooks the leg for a close fall. Street Boy counters a sleeper hold by turning it into a jaw breaker. Street Boy slams Prime Offender.]
Tonner: Nice counter by Street Boy.
[Street Boy walks into a trip. Prime Offender with a spinning neckbreaker on Street Boy. Street Boy can barely stand. Crime in Progress!!! That shook the ring. 1....2....3!!]
Justin Cole: Prime Offender retains the World Title, but man did he have to work for it!
Slash and Clint are watching the TV backstage.
Clint: Well, he did his best right? Now it’s up to you... you have to win that match and get a shot at the world title. I mean, PO has beaten you before but you might win the next time right?
Slash gives Clint a weird look.
Slash: You are a worst case scenario guy, aren't you? Don’t worry about me, I’ll get the job done.
Clint: Right, not like Street Boy.
Slash: Man...
Adam Pyre vs. Demon (Winner gets match with Brimstone for Insane Title)
Joel - This match is for a shot at the Insane Title. On his way to the ring at this time, Demon!!! (crowd boos **)
[Demon walks down to the ring. ]
Joel - and his opponent, Adam Pyre!!!
[Adam Pyre comes down to the ring.]
(the bell rings)
[Demon delivers a short-arm clothesline to Adam Pyre. ]
Joel - Short-arm clothesline!
[Demon puts Adam Pyre in an arm grapevine submission. Adam Pyre's arm is just being TWISTED by an arm grapevine by Demon. Demon climbs to the top turnbuckle, but Adam Pyre grabs him from behind and applies the belly-to-back. Adam Pyre is back on his feet. Demon stands up. Adam Pyre sends Demon to ringside. Don Wolverton starts the count (.1) ]
Justin Cole: Looks like Demon wants to put some punishment on Adam!
Joel: Is this like some new theme for Adam? He gets beat by “Demons” all the time?
[(..2) Adam Pyre kicks Demon in the stomach. ]
Tonner - kick!
[Demon is back on his feet. (...3) Demon uses a closed fist on Adam Pyre. (....4) Demon has a chair. (.....5) Demon with a hard Chair shot to the face of Adam Pyre. (..6) They head back into the ring.]
Tonner: Demon just hit Pyre between the eyes with a chair! Now he’s going to pin him!
[Demon pins Pyre. 1.. 2.. Pyre kicks out. Adam Pyre climbs to his feet. Demon, avoiding a punch, grabs Adam Pyre's arm and gives it an over the shoulder armbreaker. ]
Joel - Adam Pyre takes a armbreaker.
[Adam Pyre trys for a Missle Dropkick but Demon avoids it. Adam Pyre drags Demon to the floor again.]
Justin Cole: Demon just wants to hurt Pyre, he keeps taking him outside the ring where anything goes!
[Don Wolverton starts the count (.1) Adam Pyre lifts Demon up and drops him stomach first onto his knee. They fight into the aisle. (..2) Adam Pyre is brought onto his head via a craddle DDT by Demon.]
Joel: OH! That’s got to be it!
Justin Cole: To bad for Demon that this ISN’T falls count anywhere. By the time Demon gets Pyre BACK to the ring he’ll have recovered.
[Demon climbs to his feet. Demon and Adam Pyre move back to ringside. (...3) Demon throws a chair at Adam Pyre. ]
Joel - Demon’s going to either have to learn to play be the rules, or go for the Hardcore title...
[Adam Pyre gets up. (....4) Adam Pyre grabs Demon by the arm and breaks it over his shoulder. (.....5) Adam Pyre takes Demon into the ring. Adam Pyre hits a koppo kick on Demon. Demon explodes Adam Pyre's back with an excellent spinning backbreaker. Adam Pyre gets back to his feet. Demon slaps the face of Adam Pyre.]
Justin Cole - Whoa, do you see the look on Adam Pyre’s face?
Joel: He’s pissed...
Tonner: That’s scary... the look in his eyes... almost like back in DCW...
[Adam Pyre kicks Demon in the stomach. Then Adam Pyre grabs Demon's waist and executes a gut-wrench release suplex bomb.]
Tonner: WHOA!
[Adam Pyre pins Demon. 1.. 2... Demon kicks out.]
Justin Cole: Unbelievable resiliency by Demon, to kick out of that move!
[ Adam Pyre is back on his feet. Adam Pyre punches Demon repeatedly. Demon hits Adam Pyre with a single arm DDT. Demon stands up. Adam Pyre is on the ground, OH!!! Demon just pulled off a standing splash. That's gotta hurt! Kneelock submission applied by Demon. The referee is checking the situation. ... Adam Pyre trys to escape. ... ... ... Adam Pyre trys to escape. ... Adam Pyre trys to escape. ... Adam Pyre trys to escape. ... (AHHHH!) ... ... Demon tightens the hold. ... Demon rolls over and up, wrenching on Adam Pyre’s legs and pinning Pyre’s shoulders to the mat with his feet and the leverage of the move. The ref counts the pin. 1... 2... 3!]
Nina Garcia - Demon has won the match!
Joel - What the hell was that? It was a submission, but it was like... a pin too! That was weird! Tonner: Write it down guys, Demon vs Brimstone for the Insane Title next week!
Demon is about to leave the ring when Brimstone comes out. He stands at the top of the ramp with the Insane Title. He stares down at Demon. Suddenly the ramp explodes in fire, and when the flames die down, Brimstone is gone.
Tonner: What was that all about?
Joel: Brimstone playing head games with Demon?
JC: "It's time for the tag match between Jeebus and Mad Dog and Crisis and Widow."
T: "Yeah, Crisis made this a 2 out of 3 falls match but hasn't told anyone what the matches for the first two falls are."
JC: "Well from the tables set up on the outside of the ring, I think one is a table match."
(The Misinterpretation of Silence and its disastrous consequences (Wombs and Tombs Mix) hits the PA. After a few seconds Jeebus and Mad Dog come walking out with the tag belts on there shoulders. Mad Dog has his around his neck like a collar. The two make there way down to the ring and slide in. They take a look at all the tables that are set up around the ring as there music is cut off by a familiar voice...)
("From nothing! We have risen! And from nothing! WE... STILL... RISE!" Hatebreeds Hollow Ground blasts throughout the arena. Crisis makes his way tot he top of the ramp with a mic in his hand. The music stops as Crisis starts to speak.)
Crisis: "Now I know I said that this was gonna be a two out of 3 falls match and never stated any stipulations for the first two matches. Well, unless your retarded, you can see the tables around the ring. So the first match is a table match. Only one member of a team has to go through the table to lose."
(Crisis pauses a bit before continuing.)
Crisis: "The second match will be a normal hardcore tornado tag match... so now that the stips are set..."
(Widow jumps out of the crowd and slides in the ring behind Jeebus and Mad Dog. The ref rings the bell as Widow comes up behind Jeebus and before he knows whats going on, Widow tosses Jeebus over the top rope. Jeebus crashes through the table on the outside and the ref rings the bell.)
Crisis: "Looks like we won the first fall..."
(Crisis drops the mic and walks down the ramp. Widow and Mad Dog start exchanging lefts and rights in the ring. Jeebus slowly starts to get to his feet and is met with a boot to the gut. Crisis grabs Jeebus and hits a side suplex onto the metal ramp.)
(In the ring, Mad Dog has the upperhand on Widow, who is on the mat getting stomped. Mad Dog picks Widow up and hits him with a piledriver. Mad Dog kneels over Widow's face and starts barking, foam dripping out of his mouth.)
JC: "Thats just nasty."
T: "Yeah, but thats Mad Dog... what are ya gonna do.."
(Widow starts to get to his feet but Mad Dog comes off the ropes and as Widow stands up, Mad Dog grabs his head and hits a tornado DDT. Widow's head slams into the mat hard. On the outside Crisis is still punishing Jeebus. Crisis has a chair in his hand and is slamming it into the back of Jeebus. Crisis swings down at Jeebus but he rolls out of the way and kicks Crisis in the leg. Crisis drops the chair and Jeebus quickly picks it up and slams Crisis in the face with it, busting him open. Jeebus drops the chair and grabs Crisis. He puts his head between his legs and takes Crisis up for a powerbomb. Crisis hits the chair hard as Jeebus throws him down. Jeebus turns and starts to go to the ring.)
JC: "Widow better pay attention cause Jeebus is heading his way."
T: "This should be good."
(Jeebus reaches under the ring and grabs a crowbar. He slides in the ring and goes to hit Widow but Widow ducks and Jeebus lays out Mad Dog. Widow spins Jeebus around and its a belly to belly suplex. Widow stands up and is blindsided by Mad Dog. Widow stumbles into the corner. Mad Dog follows up and lifts Widow onto the top rope. Widow starts to fight Mad Dog off but Jeebus nails him with the crowbar and Mad Dog hits the Doggy Days DDT. Mad Dog goes for the pin as Crisis slides into the ring. Jeebus nails Crisis with the crowbar,)
Ref: 1... 2... 3!
JC: "Jeebus and Mad Dog have won the second fall! Now the match goes to that triple cage on the top of the tron... this should be sick."
T: "Never seen one of these before... should be interesting."
(Jeebus grabs Crisis by the hair and drags him over to the tron where the cage is on the ground. Mad Dog grabs Widow and drags him into the 1st floor of the cage. When all 4 men are inside the cage is raised to the top of the tron. The bottom cage is empty except for a hole in the top to get to the next floor of the cage.)
JC: "This looks brutal."
(Jeebus drags Crisis to his feet and Mad Dog does the same to Widow. Crisis kicks Jeebus on the way up and nails a DDT. Widow does the same kick but hits a gordbuster instead.)
T: "Crisis and Widow were playing possom!"
JC: "And Jeebus and Mad Dog walked right into it."
(Crisis grabs Jeebus, lifts him to his feet, and whips him into the side of the cage. Jeebus bounces off and lands on his back. Crisis grabs the back of Jeebus's head and starts rubbing it into the floor of the cage. The metal digging into Jeebus's head, riupping a huge gash in his forehead. Crisis goes over to where Widow has Mad Dog against the cage. Widow and Crisis grabs Mad Dog and hit a double suplex, dropping Mad Dog ontop of Jeebus. Crisis grabs the top of the cage and pulls himself to the seconds floor, Widow follows after him as Mad Dog and Jeebus just start to get up.)
JC: "Crisis and Widow are on the 2nd level. There are all kinds of weapond up there."
T: "Is that a urinal?"
JC: "Where... oh yeah! Sure looks like it."
(Jeebus slowly pulls himself up into the second floor of the cage. and Crisis nails him with a baseball bat in the side. Jeebus goes down and Crisis hits him again. Mad Dog tries to get up but Widow slams his hands with a chair every time he grabs the opening to get up.)
JC: "Thats not fair! Widow won't even let Mad Dog up to the second floor."
T: "What do you mean not fair? Thats one smart move."
(Crisis is beating Jeebus with whatever he can find. eebus eventually gets a low blow on Crisis and hits a fast clothesline. Widow turns his attention to Jeebus and Mad Dog grabs his foot as he starts to come through the opening. Widow looks down at Mad Dog and gets caught in the head by a urinal cake, thrown by Jeebus. Jeebus follows it up with the urinal itself. The porceline toilet breaks over Widows head as he goes down. Mad Dog climbs into the 2nd floor and goes right for Widow. Mad Dog drags Widow to his feet and hits a suplex into the side of the cage. Widow bounces off and lands on his head.)
JC: "This is crazy! How can anyone take this much punishment?"
T: "This is what they live for."
JC: "What about Jeebus and Mad Dog?"
T: "There just strange..."
(Jeebus pounds awy on a bloody Crisis a few times before going to the 3rd level of the cage. Mad Dog follows him as Crisis and Widow slowly get to there feet.)
JC: "Uh oh... this is the big cage."
T: "Yeah... 2 sides are electrified, and the other two are rigged with c4."
(Crisis is the first to make it to the 3rd level and is met by Mad Dog and Jeebus double teaming him. Widow slowly makes his way up and is met by the same fate as Crisis. Mad Dog tries to whip Widow into the electrified side of the cage but Widow stops himself. Mad Dog goes in for a spear but Widow moves and Mad Dog goes head first into the side of the cage. Sparks fly everywhere as Mad Dog screams. He falls to the cage with smoke comming off his back.)
JC: "Oh...MadDog got it bad there!"
Widow turns around and gets caught by the Pederast Cure. Jeebus gets up and is nailed from behind by Crisis. Crisis tries to whip Jeebus into the C4 side of the cage but Jeebus reverses and Crisis slams into it. A huge explosion goes off and Crisis is flung across the ring. He slams into the other side of the cage and gets blown up again. The first side he hit suddenly falls off and lands on the stage below.)
JC: "Holy Shit!! Crisis has to be dead!!
(Jeebus looks down on Crisis who is lying close to the open side of the cage. Jeebus looks at Crisis and then looks down from the opening of the cage. Just then, Widow runs up on the side of Jeebus, wraps his arm around Jeebu's neck and pulls Jeebus forward out of the cage with a Widowmaker **Diamond Cutter** Jebus and Widow fall to the top of the ramp in the finishing place of the Widowmaker. Both men lay there unmoving. Mad Dog is slowly getting to his feet and starts to look at the carnage.)
T: "My GOD!!! Did you see that!! A Widowmaker from like 60 feet up!!! They gotta be dead!!"
JC: "No one could have survived that!!"
(MadDog slowly makes his way to the top of the triple cage and starts to set up the ladder. Crisis starts to stir in the top section of the cage but doesn't get to his feet. Mad DOg slowly and wabbly climbs the ladder and grabs the tag belts. He falls from the ladder and lands on the top of the cage. The ref rings the bell.)
JC: "Thank god!! Someone get these men some fucking help!!"
(Paramedics rush out and start checking on Widow and Jeebus. The cage is slowly starting to come down and the medics are waiting. Jeebus and Widow are put on stretchers and taken to the back. The rest of the paramedics run into the cage and check on Crisis and Mad Dog.)
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