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Suspicion is your name Your honesty to blame Put dignity to shame Dishonor Witchhunt, modern day Determining decay The blatant disarray Disfigure The public eyes' disgrace Defying common place Unending paper chase Unending Deafening Painstaking Reckoning This vertigo it doth bring [Prime Offender: For Pride...] The accusations fly Discrimination, why? Your inner self to die Intruding Doubt sunk itself in you It's teeth and talons through You're living catch-22 Deluding A mass hysteria A megalomania Reveal dementia Reveal Secretly Silently Certainly In vertigo you will be [Dragon: For Respect...] Behind you, hands are tied Your being, ostracized Your hell is multiplied Upending The fallout has begun Oppressive damage done Your many turned to none To nothing You're reaching your nadir Your will has disappeared The lie is crystal clear Defending Channels red One word said Blacklisted With vertigo make you dead [Jeebus: Because I’ve got nothing better to do...] Shortest straw Challenge liberty Downed by law Live in infamy Rub you raw Witchhunt riding through Shortest straw This shortest straw has been pulled for you!!![Pyro’s explode as ICW: Revolution begins!!!]
[Nina Garcia is standing at ringside. The fans are cheering and going nuts!]
Nina Garcia: Hello everyone, and welcome to ReVolution... I was at ringside and noticed something very weird...
[The camera pans over to show Hydra sitting in the front row.]
Nina: Hydra... I have to ask... why are you sitting in the crowd!?!
Hydra: Well.. I don’t have a match here tonight. Usually I sit in the back, in the locker room and watch. But this is fucking Halifax, Nova Scotia!!!
[The fans go crazy.]
Hydra: I figure I’ll just chill here in the front row and keep an eye on the competition. See who I’m going to wrestle at the next PPV.
Ryu Yagami vs. Kain Highwind
Nina Garcia - This match is a Standard Match. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 225 pounds, from Japan a member of International incident., Ryu Yagami!!! (crowd cheers ***)
[Ryu comes down to the ring. ]
Nina Garcia - and his opponent, weighing in at 238 pounds, from... Baron? A member of Corruption, Kain Highwind!!! (crowd cheers ******)
(Ding, Ding, Ding.)
[Kain walks over to Ryu like he’s going to lock up. Ryu jumps forward and kicks Kain in the shin. Kain staggers and Ryu leaps up and kicks him in the ribs, then unleashes a flurry of punches to the midsection and chest of Kain.]
Tonner: I think Kain was caught a little off guard there.
Justin Cole: Well, Ryu has an odd wrestling style, with all the striking moves he does. Doesn't help Kain any that he hasn’t been around ICW to know what to expect.
Joel: Hey but on the other hand, Ryu doesn’t know about Kain either.
Tonner: Good point. Very good point.
[Ryu whips Kain into the ropes. When Kain bounces back, Ryu leaps up and “clothlines” Kain with a spin kick. Ryu picks up Kain and hits him in the chest with a upercut palm thrust. Kain falls backwards into the corner. Ryu climps up on Kain and starts raining down chops to the neck and chest.]
Tonner: Ryu got off to the early advantage and hasn’t slowed down yet!
[Kain holds Ryu up, runs out of the corner, and plants Ryu with a running atomic drop!]
Joel: Yeouch. I felt that move!
[Ryu is hopping up and down holding his groin. Kain bounces off the ropes and floors Ryu with a spinning heel-kick.]
Justin Cole: 'Dragon Breath'!
Joel: What? How do you know that? You don’t know. You’re making that up, arnt you?
[Kain picks up Ryu and throws him into the ropes and performs a leg trip. Instead of getting up he stays at Ryu’s feet and performs an inverted STF.]
Tonner: They’re in the middle of the ring. This could be it.
[Ryu is trying to reach for the ropes. After about a minute of trying he finally manages to get his finger tips to touch the rope. Kain is forced to break the hold.]
Justin Cole: I really thought Ryu was going to tap out.
Joel: Ryu is tougher than that.
[Ryu runs at Kain and kicks him in the chest with a leaping pump kick. Ryu rushes in and trips Kain with a double leg take down. Ryu grabs Kain by the legs, turns him a little, and catapults him up and into the corner. Kain hit the corner of the ring and stagers backwards. Ryu jumps up on Kain’s shoulders from behind, spins around, and performs a pinning Frankensteiner. 1... 2.. Kain kicks out!]
Tonner: Wowza, that was close!!!
[Kain whips Ryu into the ropes. Kain bounces off the rope on the other side and almost breaks Ryu in half with a spear!!! He pins Ryu. 1... 2... Ryu kicks out.]
Justin Cole: Wow. Both these guys really want to win this match!
[Kain goes up to the top rope. He checks to see if Ryu is still laying on the mat, and then leaps off with a moonsault. He connects! Kain pins Ryu. 1...2 ... Ryu kicks out!]
Joel: My god, Ryu will not quit! What’s it going to take?!?
[Kain shakes his head and climbs to the top rope again. He starts signaling for Ryu to get up. After a minute, Ryu recovers and stagers to his feet.]
Justin Cole: I’m not sure Ryu knows where he’s at. He’s running on auto pilot!
[Kain jumps off the top rope with a Flying Shouldertackle. After hitting Ryu he flips forward, lands soft and immediately kneels down and does his sign into the crowd.]
Tonner: Dragon Jump. That move has finished off many an opponent in DCW.
[Kain pins Ryu. 1... 2... 3!]
Justin Cole: It’s over! It took about three finishing moves, but Kain has betten Ryu in the first match of ReVolution!
Slash is shown backstage doing chin ups on a steel beam.
Wolf vs. Clint Rezner
Nina Garcia - Ladies and gentlemen, the following will be a standard match for no title. Introducing first, weighing in at 276 lbs, from Essex, England, accompanied by Christina Rosenburg… Clint Rezner!
[“The River” by Spahn Ranch plays. Smoke fills the CIA entrance way. Purple lights flash on and off. Clint Rezner and Cristina Rosenburg slowly raise out of the floor. They walk down to the ring and climb in.]
Nina Garcia - And his opponent, weighing in at 257 lbs, from Fort Lauderdale, Florida, Wolf!
[Wolf runs down to the ring, not waiting for his music to play. He slides in and tackles Rezner to the ground.]
(Ding, ding, ding)
[Wolf punches Rezner repeatedly in the face. Clint rolls out of the ring and regains his composer. He verbally taunts Wolf who backs away allowing Rezner back in the ring. They lock shoulders. Rezner spins Wolf into a hammerlock and trips him down to the mat. He applies a facelock.]
Joel - Clint is definitely more technically sound than Wolf.
Cole - Wolf is a survivor though, and an ex-World champ and I don’t remember the last time Clint was…
[Wolf bridges out of the facelock and snapmare’s Clint. Wolf dropkicks Rezner in the back of the head. Rezner jumps to his feet and executes a wristlock suplex on Wolf. Armbar by Clint. Wolf breaks out and whips Clint into the ropes. Wolf throws Clint over his shoulders with a shoulder back toss.]
Joel - Good offence by Wolf.. I guess.
[Clint clotheslines Wolf and locks on another armbar. Wolf smashes Clint in the face and hits a DDT. Wolf stomps on Clint and lifts him up. Elbow to the face by Clint. Exploder suplex!]
Cole - Desperation move by Clint.
[Clint runs into the ropes and dropkicks Wolf. Wolf knees Clint in the face and hit’s a belly to belly suplex. Clint gets up and runs into another belly to belly suplex. Wolf hits a spinning belly to back suplex. Wolf lifts Clint up for a suplex. Clint rolls through, dropping Wolf to the ground in buffalo-sleeper.]
Joel - Sweet reversal by Rezner.
[Rezner flips to his feet and hit’s a head scissors on Wolf. Clint rolls into a leg lock on Wolf. Wolf reverses the pressure on Clint’s leg lock. Clint gets to the ropes and breaks it up. Wolf trips Clint who falls into the referee.]
Cole - Ref bump!
[Clint hits a lowblow on Wolf. Christina slides a chair into the ring. Clint lifts Wolf up for the Rezner Drop. Wolf grabs the chair from the ground and smashes it into Clint’s head midair. Christina climbs onto the apron. Wolf turns around and goes to hit her with the chair. She ducks. Clint rolls Wolf up with dolphin clutch pin. He grabs Wolf’s tights. Scott Owens gets back in the ring and counts the pin. 1... 2... 3...]
Jeebus and Prime Offender are backstage.
Prime Offender: Just so you know... we’re both members of the Canadian Connection... But tonight its all about the title. You do know I’m going to kick your ass right?
Jeebus: Nope, that’s news to me. But while it’s out on the table... (Jeebus looks down at the floor) I was... uh... going to kick your ass too... and maybe maim you too...
Prime Offender: Ha ha! Yeah! That’s what I’m talking about! Lets DO this!
2nd Round of the UnderWorld #1 Contender Tournament
Slash vs. Brimstone
No Holds Barred
Kelly - This match is a second round matchup in the UnderWorld #1 Contender Tournament. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 450 pounds, from The Depths of Hell, Brimstone!!!……
['Bodies' by Drowning Pool booms over the PA system. Then red flames shoot from the stage! The monstrous Brimstone emerges from behind the curtain and slowly walks through the fire on the stage to the ring to engage in battle. When he steps into the ring, he raises his arms and the ring posts explode in red flame. The fans are in awe of this monster.]
Kelly - …… and his opponent, weighing in at 350 pounds, from Anaheim, California, Slash!!! (crowd boos ***)
["Last Resort" by Papa Roach hits the arena speakers as Slash makes his way to the ring, ignoring the boos from the fans. Slash walks down to the ring and even spits on a young fan on his way down. Several other fans attempt to get to him, but security holds them back.]
[Slash tests out the ropes then charges after Brimstone. Slash nails Brimstone with a charging 'axe handle body block' before the bell even rings. Scott Owens calls for the bell to begin this much-anticipated match up, (ring, ring, ring). Slash bounces Brimstone off the ropes and clotheslines him. Slash picks Brimstone up off the mat and tosses him to a corner. Brimstone is stunned by the surprising 'back elbows' from Slash. Brimstone holds his head in pain. ]
Joel - Slash executes a back elbow. He's looking like Kevin Nash out there right now.
[Brimstone then gathers himself and reverses his position and forces Slash into the corner. Then he shows his vicious side with an illegal 'chokehold' on Slash. Slash 'pokes the eyes' of Brimstone in attempt to make a comeback. Brimstone 'short lariats' Slash to get the advantage back. Slash is only momentarily stunned and 'shoulder tackles' Brimstone. Now that Slash has been lowered into a false sense of security, Brimstone drives a forearm into the head of Slash. Brimstone uses a lariat on Slash to regain the advantage. Slash pops back to his feet. Slash kicks the slow Brimstone in the gut and executes a 'vertical facebuster'. Slash nails Brimstone with a belly-to-back suplex. Slash lifts Brimstone and delivers a back breaker.]
Joel - Slash is doing quite well at this point in the match.
[Brimstone is slow to get to his feet, so Slash helps him up and they lockup. Slash sends Brimstone to the corner of the ring. Slash pins Brimstone against the ropes and chokes him with his forearm. Brimstone fights back and 'short-arm clotheslines' Slash to the mat. Brimstone stomps Slash.]
Justin Cole - Slash is getting stomped by the monstrous Brimstone. Ouch! that looks like it hurts something bad.
[Slash is now on all fours. Brimstone bends down to pick him up and Slash pokes Brimstone in the eye with his thumb. ]
Joel - Slash executes a thumb to the eye. That is the thing that nasty individuals like Slash do to get victories here in IDCWA. He brings that DCW style to this match up.
[Slash kicks Brimstone in the head. Brimstone gets back to his feet very slowly and rolls out of the ring. Brimstone then goes under the ring and pulls out a table. The crowd begins to cheer wildly. Brimstone slides the chair into the ring and he slides into the ring himself. Slash meets Brimstone with stomps to his head. Brimstone fights to his feet and kicks Slash in the gut. Brimstone sets the table up and suplexes Slash through the table! Brimstone climbs to his feet. Brimstone stomps Slash's head.]
Justin Cole - That's gotta hurt.
[Slash punches his way back to his feet. Slash tackles Brimstone. Slash gets up. Slash helps Brimstone to his feet. The powerful Slash attempts to squeeze the life out of Brimstone with a 'bearhug'. Scott Owens is checking for a tap out. ... Brimstone tries to escape. ... Slash breaks the hold. Brimstone punches Slash in the head. Brimstone connects with a 'big boot' to the face of Slash, which puts him to the mat. Slash gets up and grabs Brimstone's head and hits him in the face. Brimstone shakes the hit off and 'short clotheslines' Slash. Brimstone kicks Slash on the mat.]
Joel - Brimstone with a vicious kick to the body of Slash.
[Brimstone stomps Slash even more.]
Justin Cole - Brimstone just doesn't know when to stop with the stomps and kicks. Does he know anything else!?!?
[Slash slowly climbs back to his feet. Brimstone double axe handles smashes Slash in the back and lifts him with a 'gorilla press slam' to the mat.]
Justin Cole - Is this a great match or not?
Joel - Yes sir! Reminds me of the good ole days!
[Brimstone stomps Slash. Brimstone slides back out of the ring and grabs, yet another table. He slides the table into the ring and sets it up. Brimstone brings Slash up onto the table and 'DDT's' him through it to the mat! Brimstone gets back to his feet and blows a fireball into the sky. The fans begins to cheer wildly.]
Joel - Brimstone is truly a demon in his own right.
[Brimstone stomps Slash's head. Brimstone picks Slash up but Slash gathers enough strength to attempt a chokeslam from hell but Brimstone dodges the attack. ]
Joel - Are you enjoying this match?
Justin Cole - Oh yeah! Haven't seen anything like this in a LONG TIME.
[Brimstone tries a 'choke lift' but Slash avoids it by raking Brimstone's eyes. Brimstone staggers around the ring as Slash stalks him and delivers a 'short-arm clothesline' to Brimstone. Slash punches Brimstone repeatedly to regain the advantage in this match up. Slash pins Brimstone against the ropes and chokes him with his forearm. Brimstone grabs a hold of Slash's waist.... 'overhead belly to belly suplex'!!! Brimstone picks up Slash and throws him off the ropes and hits him with a 'diving shoulder block'.]
Joel - Slash takes a diving shoulder block. The massive shoulders of Brimstone are enough to knock over a school bus!
[Slash is slow to get up again. Brimstone sends Slash to ringside by throwing him over the rope by his head. Scott Owens starts the count (.1)]
Justin Cole - This is how wrestling should be! Insane and Deathcore!!!!
[Brimstone executes a 'german suplex' on Slash. Brimstone climbs to his feet. Slash gets up. (..2) Brimstone hits Slash with a 'heart punch'. Slash staggers to the ring post and gets 'boot choked' by Brimstone. Brimstone chokes Slash with a microphone cable. (..3) Brimstone then throws a chair into the ring. Slash creeps off and finds a jump rope, which he swings and hits Brimstone. Brimstone is bleeding on his arms and back from the whipping of the rope. (..4) Slash sucks chants start in the crowd. Slash slides back into the ring as Brimstone, slowing down, also moves back into the ring. Slash goes to pick Brimstone up but Brimstone fights him off and flattens Slash with a devastating 'powerbomb'. Brimstone now stands over the body of Slash. Brimstone then picks Slash up and sends him into the corner, but Scott Owens is in the wrong position and gets smushed. Slash bounces out of the collision and delivers a 'big boot' to the face of Brimstone. Slash picks Brimstone up and attempts a dragon sleeper but he flips Brimstone over into a 'Rusty Blade'. Slash sucks chants start in the crowd. Slash stands up. Slash drives a forearm into the head of Brimstone. Hydra climbs over the front row guard rail and gets in the ring. The fans go wild for the appearance of Hydra, he wants Slash to know, he's not to be messed with. Hydra surprises Slash and smashes a chair across his back. Slash does not fall, so Hydra cracks the chair over his head. Slash falls to the mat like a freshly cut Christmas tree. Hydra, to add insult to injury, then places the chair on Slash's face and drops an 'Hogan leg drop' to Slash's face. The gash from earlier is now wide open, there is blood everywhere! Hydra takes his chair and leaves the ring. Scott Owens now revives and see's Hydra leaving. But Brimstone motions for him to pay attention to what is happening in the ring. Brimstone picks Slash up and crushes him with the 'Burning Hammer'. Slash is knocked unconscience. Brimstone sets the chair on Slash's head...Brimstone hits a 'big splash' on the chair and Slash's head!! Scott Owens counts the pin. ...1 ...2 ...3]
Joel - We've got ourselves a winner! What a hell of a match! Hope to see a rematch soon!
Kelly - The winner of this match, and moving on to the finals of UnderWorld #1 Contender Tournament, Brimstone!!!
Dragon is backstage doing push ups. Nina is backstage.
Dragon: You have to fight two members of the Canadian Connection, In Canada, In a Canadian Strap match, for YOUR World Title. How do you feel about that?
Dragon: You might think I’d be upset about it, but you know, I’m Canadian too, so the fans should be cheering for us all, and the Canadian strap thing wont matter, because like I said I’m Canadian too.
Nina: What? You’re not Canadian.
Dragon: Am to. I’m from Calgary, Alberta, Canada!
[Crowd cheers]
Nina: Since when?!?!
Dragon: (Winks) I’ve got to get ready for my match.
JC: Well, it looks like its time for our fatal four way between Ant Grist, Adam Pyre, Rage, and Widow.
Joel: all four of these men were brought over from the DCW, and they should make for an interesting match.
JC: I’ve just been informed that stipulations have just been added to the match. First off, it’s elimination, meaning that three men must be pinned for one to win. Not only that, but each time a man is eliminated, a new, random, stipulation is added to the match. For example, once a man is pinned, a random stipulation will appear on the insane-o-tron. In order to eliminate the next man, you must follow that stipulation. When the next man is eliminated, a new stipulation is chosen, until one man is left standing.
Joel: Wow, that sounds kinda complicated.
JC: Well, these are the types of matches that DCW superstars participate in.
((Ant Grist’s Music hits as he makes his way to the ring ))
Announcer: the following contest is an elimination fatal four way and it is scheduled for three falls. Making his way to the ring, from Southampton, England, weighing in at 296 lbs, AAAAAAAAANT GRIST!!!!
((Adam Pyre’s music hits as Adam Pyre makes his way to the ring. ))
Announcer: and one of his opponents, from Anaheim California. Weighing in at 256 lbs. AAAADAM PYRE!!!!!!!
((Widow’s music plays as Widow makes his way to the ring. ))
Announcer: and one of their opponents, from The Demon Web Pits, weighing in at 248 lbs, WIIIDOW!!!!
((Rage’s Music hits as Rage makes his way to the ring. ))
Announcer: and the final opponent, from Seattle, Washington, weighing in at 244 lbs, RAAAGE!!!!
(( All four men warm themselves up in each corner. ))
JC: Alright, now it’s time to see our first stipulation.
(( The Insane-o-tron comes to life as stipulations continuously randomize on it. The flashing stipulations suddenly stop, and the words STREET FIGHT are left written on the Insane-o-tron. ))
JC: Alright, it looks like the first stipulation is a street fight.
(( Almost immediately, all four men slide to the outside of the ring and begin to pull out random weapons. Rage comes up first, holding a trash can. He runs at the nearest man, Widow, and smashes the trash can onto his head, leaving a pretty good sized dent in it. Widow falls over, slightly unconscious. Ant is the next one who gets his hands on a weapon, a steel pipe. Adam comes up shortly after holding a stop sign. Both men slide back into the ring. Ant swings his pipe first, but Adam wisely ducks, and then follows up by hitting Ant hard with his stop sign. ))
JC: Wow, these guys are really going at it.
Joel: Yeah, they really meant hardcore.
JC: hold on, you actually agree with me for once?
Joel: an extreme rarity.
(( Rage slides back into the ring, trash can still in hand. Adam goes for another stop sign shot, but Rage slides the trash can directly over Adam before he can connect. Adam wanders around aimlessly as Rage grabs the dazed Ant’s pipe and hits it against the trash can. Adam falls over and rolls out of the trash can, looking pretty subdued. Rage picks Ant up and powerbombs him on top of Adam. Inadvertently, Ant covers Adam. 1…2…kickout. Rage picks Ant up and prepares to do another powerbomb, but Widow slides in behind Rage without him noticing, and Widow happens to be holding a steel chair. He clocks Rage in the head from behind, but Rage remains standing, although woozy. Widow drops the chair as Rage slowly turns around. Widow then sets Rage up, and hits the Widowmaker onto the chair. He then goes for the cover. 1…2…3! ))
JC: Well, Widow gets the first pinfall, meaning Rage has been eliminated. Looks like it’s time for a new stipulation.
Joel: man that was brutal, and these guys are just getting started!
(( The Insane-o-tron begins o randomize once again, this time stopping on TABLE MATCH. ))
JC: yikes!
Joel: yikes?
JC: is there something wrong with yikes?
Joel: Just sounds like something Wile E. Coyote would say.
JC: shut up.
(( Widow picks up Ant Grist and chucks him outside the ring. And falls to the floor with a thud. Widow then grabs a table from under the ring and sets it up. He then lays ant across it and goes back into the ring. Once in the ring, Widow begins to climb the turnbuckle. ))
JC: Uh-Oh! Looks like Ant is about to be eliminated right now!
(( Widow attempts a splash off the turnbuckle to ant, but Ant moves out of the way, sending Widow straight through the table. ))
Joel: ouch! Widow put it all on the line right there and got nothin’ out of it. Man, Ant was being smart to play possum right there. Although Widow is still in the match, he had to have a lot taken out of him right there. Ant is definitely my pick to win this thing.
(( Adam starts to stir in the ring. He stands up, staggering a little bit, and surveying the situation, realizes that Rage must have been eliminated and a new stip must be in place. Ant gets up off of the floor just as Adam, who decided to work on Ant, pulls down on the ropes and lands a springboard plancha directly on Ant. Ant falls back down to the floor and looks to be unconscious. Widow hasn’t moved since the table incident. ))
JC: Id’ have to go with Adam Pyre to win this one. He surveyed the situation and acted quickly without much thinking, not to mention he’s pretty light on his feet. He definitely has the stamina to go far in this federation.
Joel: yeah, but Ant has all the right stuff too.
(( Adam looks under the ring and slides another table into the ring. He then picks up Ant and rolls him into the ring too. Adam sets up Ant for a powerbomb, but Ant counters and turns it into a cutter. Adam hits the mat hard. Ant follows up with a leg drop, and then climbs the turnbuckle to nail a perfect moonsault onto Adam. ))
JC: Wow, there’s some quick thinking by Ant. He’s really working on Adam.
Joel: That’s exactly why he’s my pick to win this thing, he knew he was in danger and countered out of it.
(( Widow starts to crawl back to the ring, using the ring apron to support himself. Ant continues to work on Adam by laying in some stomps to Adam. Widow staggers into the ring and taps Ant on the shoulder. When Ant turns around, Widow kicks him in the stomach and hits another Widowmaker. Adam uses the ropes for leverage and stands up. He then scouts Widow and slaps him hard on the neck once he turns his attention to Adam. Adam then lifts Widow off the mat and jumping chokeslams him through the table that was set up beforehand. ))
JC: Well, there goes Widow. We’re now down to the last two men, And wouldn’t you know it Joel, it’s both of our pics.
Joel: Well, this will prove how right I am about Ant.
(( The Insane-o-tron begins to randomize for the final time, finally stopping on CAGE MATCH. ))
JC: Oh boy! A cage match! This will certainly test both of these superstars limits!
(( The Cage begins to lower over the ring, both Ant and Adam have yet to stand up. Ant is still recovering from the Widowmaker he received, and Adam is exausted from the Jumping chokeslam he delivered. Both men begin to push off from the mat and climb to their feet. They both look around and realize the last stipulation. Ant runs at Adam and hits a clothesline. He grabs Adam by the feet and slingshots him into the cage wall. Adam gets busted open and begins to bleed profusely from the forehead. Ant starts laying in punches to Adam’s newly made wound. And picks Adam up and irish whips him into the ropes. Adam bounces back but ducks the second clothesline he was about to receive. He then bounces off the other side of the ring and flying forearms Ant. Ant hits the mat, but Adam doesn’t let up. He picks Ant up, the anger in his face beginning to show. He then tosses Ant’s head into one side of the cage, then another, and another, until Ant’s head has collided with each cell wall. Adam lets go of Ant’s hair and lets him fall to the ground. ))
JC: Man, Adam is really starting to show his vicious side here.
Joel: but Ant already busted him open, just wait, Ant will get his second wind.
(( Ant remains on the mat. Adam picks him up by the hair once more, and proceeds to grate his head all the way across the cage. Once he makes the whole trip, he lifts Ant’s now bleeding head off the cage and whips him into the ropes. When Ant bounces off the ropes and back to Adam, Adam nails Ant with the Six Minute Miracle. Ant hits the mat once more, now looking completely unconscious. Adam turns to the cage and begins to climb. ))
JC: Adam could win the match right here!!!
Joel: Come on Ant!! Get you ass off of that mat and stop him !!!
(( Adam finally makes it to the top of the cage and looks down. On one side, victory of the match, on the other, a stretched out unconscious Ant Grist. Adam looks back at Ant and an evil smile spreads across his face. The crowd goes nuts as they slowly start to realizes what Adam is thinking about doing. Adam looks back down at Ant, and jumps off the top of the cage to go for the PyreSplash. Every fan in attendance jumps to their feet as Adam soars through the air, but just before impact, Ant moves out of the way, and Adam hits nothing but mat. ))
JC: OH MY GOD!!! Adam looks like he’s totally unconscious!
Joel: I knew that Adam couldn’t resist, and Ant knew it too.
(( Adam lies motionlessly on the mat. Ant stands up, a slight grin on his face. He picks Adam up, and hits the EndOfDays. ))
Joel: It’s over, there’s no way Adam can get up to stop Ant now.
(( And climbs up to the top of the cage and climbs back down the other side. ))
Announcer: The winner of this match AAAAAAANT GRIST!!!
Joel: I knew Ant was going to win that match, I just knew it.
JC: well, Adam went for it all it just wasn’t his lucky day.
4Life are all backstage.
Body Breaker: You sure you’re ready for this?
Shady: Oh yeah. Crisis doesn’t know what he’s in for. I can’t wait. He’s been dodging me for almost a MONTH. And now this match is FINALLY going to happen! I’m walking into that match the same way I plan on walking out.. the Hard-Core Champion!
J-Pac vs Minion
(The Hocky Game by Stompin Tom hits and the crowd kno's who's commin out. A chorus of Boo's erupts as Jpac steps out from behind the curtain. He starts to walk down the ramp and out of no where a large soda cup, filled with soda, flies from the crowd and slams Jpac in the head. Soda explodes all over his face. Jpac just wipes it off and goes to the ring. He slides in and waits for Minion.)
JC: "Jpac just got slammed with a soda!! Hahahaha.. thats funny shit!"
(The lights go out and Unleashing the Bloodthirsty by Cannibal Corpse blasts over the PA. Everyone awaits the arrival of the masked maniac Minion. They wait a bit as the song plays but Minion does not show up. Just then, Minion appeares on the tron...)
Minion: "Well, well, well... if it isn't Suck Pac. I know what your thinking... Why is minion on the tron instead of kicking your ass? Thats simple... basically, your not worth my time. You don't stand a chance against me and i'd rather not make you lok stupider then you already do... But don't think I left without sending you a little goodbye present..."
Tonner: J-Pac sure does look pissed.
Justin Cole: Well hell yeah! How cheap!
Joel: Hey wait, what’s that?!?
[Street Boy slides into the ring behind J-Pac.]
Joel: LOOK OUT J-PAC!!!
[Street Boy spins J-Pac around and hits him with a chokeslam. Street Boy goes outside the ring, and brings a table in the ring. Street Boy sets up the table and puts J-Pac on the top rope. Street Boy chokeslams J-Pac off the top rope through the table.]
Justin Cole: OH my god, Street Boy just destroyed J-Pac!
Tonner: Ha ha ha.
Joel: D’OH!
Crisis is backstage looking at the footage of Shady talking about the upcoming match. He turns to Kain and Widow.
Crisis: Can you believe this kid?
Widow: Well, he’s got guts.
Crisis: Yeah, and in about ten minutes they’re going to be smeared all over the mat. He wants to know about Darkness, he wants to know about Hardcore? He should be careful what he wishes for because he might just get it.
[A cage starts to hover around the ring. The crowd cheers and then a dog trainer comes with two dogs. Another cage goes down outside the first and the trainer lets the dogs go into the cage.]
Nina Garcia - This match is a Standard Match for the ICW UK title and is inside a HELL IN A KENNEL! On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 150 pounds, from Kalamazoo, MI, Al "the Mad Dog" Ritter!!!
[Al Ritter comes to the ring. The crowd boos wildly at him and starts a "CAN-A-DA" chant. Ritter flips some fan off and gets into the ring by going through the door.]
Nina Garcia - and his opponent, weighing in at 210 pounds, from Medicine Hat, Alberta, Canada a member of The Canadian Connection he holds the ICW UK title belt, "Mad Dog" Briskout!!!
["The Hockey Game" by Stompin Tom plays and "Mad Dog" comes to the ring. The crowd goes mad for him and chant louder. He gives a smiles. He barks at the dogs and goes over the kennel part of the cage and then jumps over the cage. He climbs down.]
Justin Cole - This should be interesting.
Joel - Yes.
[Ritter offers a handshake and Briskout accepts it. Briskout gets slapped by Ritter. (ring, ring, ring) Al Ritter trys for a monkey flip but is unable to lift Briskout. Ritter superkicks Briskout. Briskout falls and Ritter picks him up. Al comes from behind and bulldogs Briskout. Al executes a flying knee drop right to the gut of "Mad Dog" Briskout. ]
Justin Cole - Ritter with a flying knee drop. Ritter seems to have control after that cheap shot.
Tonner - Yah. Stupid dogs.
[Briskout gets knocked on the ground and Ritter flips onto him. Ritter gets back to his feet. Briskout is up again. "Mad Dog" Briskout lifts Al into the air and delivers a spine buster. A "Mad Dog" Briskout chant start. "Mad Dog" Briskout climbs the inner cage. Briskout is pulled off the inner cage by Al who gets clotheslined. "Mad Dog" Briskout goes for a leg drop but Al dodges the attack. "Mad Dog" Briskout begins climbing the cage. Al shakes the cage knocking "Mad Dog" Briskout off. Briskout grabs Al and applies an arm wrench. Al moves back to his feet. Briskout is hit with a backward kick. Ritter rolls onto "Mad Dog" connecting with a knee. Al kicks "Mad Dog" in the head. Al executes a corkscrew legdrop on "Mad Dog". ]
Tonner - Al Ritter with a corkscrew legdrop.
["Mad Dog" Briskout is up again. Al Ritter nails Briskout with a huge slingshot sommersault splash. Ritter climbs the cage. Ritter climbs to the top of the cage. "Mad Dog" knocks Ritter off the top of the cage to the mat. Ritter gets up. Ritter grabs Briskout and applies an arm wrench. Al Ritter gets nailed with a double axhandle chop from "Mad Dog" Briskout. Ritter is back on his feet. Al kicks Briskout in the groin. Flying lariat by Al Ritter takes Briskout down. Ritter sucks chant start in the crowd. Now Al Ritter standing. Ritter starts to climb the cage. Al Ritter is pulled off the cage by "Mad Dog" Briskout]
Joel - Let's see if Mad Dog Briskout can take control.
Justin Cole - Hopefully.
Tonner - Probably not because he's not a WORLD CHAMP LIKE ME!
Justin Cole - Right...
["Mad Dog" rakes his fingers across Al Ritter's back. Al chops Briskout. Briskout grabs Al Ritter's arm and strkes his chest. "Mad Dog" Briskout rakes the face of Al in attempt to make a come back. "Mad Dog" Briskout slaps Ritter in the face. "Mad Dog" Briskout climbs to his feet. "Mad Dog" Briskout grabs Al by the arm and breaks it over his shoulder. Briskout forearm smashes Al. "Mad Dog" discus punches Al Ritter. Briskout stomps Al Ritter's head. ]
Joel - Good stomp by Briskout. He's finally got control.
Justin Cole - Yeah.
[Ritter gets up. Ritter goes up to the top and comes down on Briskout with an asai leg lariat. Al gets up. Briskout is back on his feet. Al puts "Mad Dog" Briskout in the double armbar submission. Scott Owen is checking for a tap out. ... ... "Mad Dog" Briskout is fighting the hold. Al Ritter breaks the hold. Al climbs the cage. "Mad Dog" Briskout shakes the cage knocking Ritter off. Al Ritter trys for a standing piledriver but is unable to lift "Mad Dog". Al goes to the top and executes a flying hip attack on "Mad Dog". Ritter sucks chants start in the crowd. "Mad Dog" gets hit with a diving elbow smash from Al. Ritter hits the handspring moonsault on "Mad Dog" Briskout. Ritter starts to climb the cage. Al moves to the top of the cage. Al Ritter climbs down the outside fo the cage. Al Ritter made it to the floor. Wait a minute! The two german shepards start to bark at Al. Al taunts them and they then sick him. They are attacking Al.]
Joel - Look at Al! He's getting attacked! I can't beleive it.
[Al screams out loud and then kicks one of the dogs who grabs his shoe. "Mad Dog" Briskout opens the first cage door and escapes through it. The dogs get off of Al who starts to climb out the kennel. The dogs then remember Al and grab him by his legs. Briskout escapes through the door!]
Justin Cole - "Mad Dog" Briskout has won the match!
Nina Garcia - The winner of this match, and still ICW UK champion, "MAD DOG" BRISKOUT!!!
Justin Cole - Al lost! That means Briskout is the real Mad Dog in ICW!
Joel - Al is trying to escape the cage.
Tonner - It doesn't look like he's gonna suceed.
[Some trainers come by ringside with some stun guns. The 2nd cage rises and the dogs attack the trainers. All of a sudden "Mad Dog" Briskout comes out of nowhere and attacks the dogs. "Mad Dog" bites one of the legs and that dog falls. The under heads backstage and the crowd goes wild. He grabs his UK Title and heads backstage to cheers.]
J-Pac is backstage.
J-Pac: Onion!!!! STREET BOY!!!! ARG!!!
[J-Pac starts smashing things. Prime Offender and Jeebus walk in.]
Prime Offender: Holy shit, what are you doing?
J-Pac: This SUCKS! Minion pussys out, I don't’ get a match in Canada, and I get attacked by that psycho freak Street Boy! Plus almost everyone but me has a title in the Canadian Connection!!! ARG!!!!
[J-Pac picks up a pitcher of juice and smashes it against the wall.]
Jeebus: Hey Kool Aid!!!
Prime Offender: Damn man, put some of that energy into winning the Hardcore title why don’t you? That match is next, maybe you should take a look, get some ideas.
J-Pac: Hard... core? Hmmmm.
(The lights dim as the huge cage hanging over the ring starts to slowly make it's way down. The fans starts to cheer a little louder as the cage gets lower, for they know what is about to come.)
JC: "Well it's time for the Gates of Hell match. You ever seen one of these Tonner?"
T: "Nope. I don't pay attention to DCW much, but I hear it's a brutal match."
JC: "Now let me see if I got this right... The ring ropes are individually wrapped in barbed wire. The cage is set on fire. And the only way to win is to climb out?"
T: "Thats what it says."
JC: "Damn... I can bet that Shady was never in one of these before."
T: "Neither was Crisis."
JC: "Yeah, but he's at least seen one of these matches. He knows what could happen."
(The lights dim as Shady's music starts to play. Shady comes out, hardcore belt on his shoulders as he walks down the ramp and slides into the ring.)
(The cage finally makes it down. Shady is standing in the middle of the ring, waiting for his opponent when all of a sudden the lights go out. Complete silence and darkness for what seems like an eternity, untill finally, the tron lights up. In big red letters it reads... BUILT ON THE BLOOD OF THE DAMNED... then that fades out and is replaced by a huge DCW logo. The crowd goes apeshit as the familiar voice of Hatebreed singer Jamie Jasta starts to scream... "From nothing! We have risen! And from nothing! WE... STILL... RISE!" Hollow Ground starts to play as Crisis slowly walks out from behind the curtain and stands on the top of the ramp. The crowd starts chanting D-C-W! D-C-W! D-C-W! Crisis smirks a little as he walks down the ramp. He gets to the door of the cage and climbs in. The ref closes the door and chains it shut as Crisis hops on the middle rope and makes a crucifix pose to the crowd.)
JC: "Here we go."
(As Crisis is on the ropes Shady runs over and slams Crisis in the back. Crisis falls from the rope and Shady starts stomping away on him. The ref outside signals and the ring slowly starts to ignite. After only a few seconds the cage is engulfed in flames. Shady pulls Crisis up to his feet and nails him in the back of the neck with a fore arm shot. Crisis goes down to one knee as Shady continues to pound away.)
JC: "My god! I'm sweating all the way over here. I can't imagine what it's like in the ring."
T: "I wonder how long they can last in this kinda heat."
(Shady picks Crisis up and whips him into the ropes. Crisis hits and the barbed wire digs into his back. Shady follows up fast and starts trying to push Crisis's head back into the cage. Crisis struggles to keep his head from the fire. Shady grins as he continues to push Crisis's head. Crisis manages to push Shady off of him. Shady stumbles back a bit but is right back into Crisis's face. Shady grabs the back of Crisis's head and tries to slam it into the cage. Crisis grabs the ropes to stop himself and screams as the barbed wire digs into his hands.)
JC: "Shady seems to have the upper hand in the early going."
T: "Yeah, but don't count Crisis out yet. He's been doing this a lot longer then Shady, I'm sure he can take a little pain."
(Crisis's face says it all as the skin on his hands is slowly being torn away. Shady looks as if he's enjoying this untill Crisis kicks Shady in the leg, causing him to let go of Crisis's head and fall to one knee. As Shady does Crisis follows up with a DDT, planting Shady's head into the mat. Crisis grits his teeth as he uses his hands to get to his feet. He drags shady up and pounds him in the back of the neck with a forearm. Crisis whips Shady into the corner hard, causing Shady to bounce off a bit and stagger forward. Crisis runs up the corner ropes that Shady just went into and comes off grabbing Shady's head and nailing a kinda modified neckbreaker.)
JC: "What kinda move was that?"
T: "How the hell should I know. It was pretty cool though."
(Crisis gets to his feet and looks at the cage. He then looks at his hands and walks over to the side of the cage. He looks as if he's gonna attempt to climb out when Shady runs up behind him, apparently trying to spear Crisis into the cage. Crisis moves and Shady goes through the middle rope and nails the cage. Shady screams as the fire starts to burn him. He tries to get back in the ring and the barbed wire ropes get caught on him, tearing little gashes in his back. He rolls into the center of the ring, smoke comming off his back. Crisis laughs as he see's the pain on Shady's face.)
T: "He's laughing at Shady!"
JC: "He thinks getting burned is funny?!"
T: "I guess when it happens to Shady it is."
(Crisis starts to unwrap the barbed wire from the ropes as Shady starts to get to his feet. Crisis walks over and kicks Shady down and goes back to the barbed wire. Crisis manages to get about a 3 foot strand of barbed wire off as Shady gets to his feet. Crisis tries to wrap the barbed wire around Shady's head but shady falls to his nees and hits a low blow. Crisis hunches over and drops he barbed wire. Shady picks it up and wraps it around Crisis's neck. Crisis screams as the barbs eat away at his neck.)
JC: "This is sick. This match should never have taken place."
T: "I have a feeling we havn't seen anything yet."
(Shady lets go of one end of the barbed wire and lets Crisis fall to the ground. Shady smiles as he goes to the corner and gets on the top rope, careful not to get to close to the cage. Crisis starts to get to his feet and Shady jumps off, hitting a flying clothesline on Crisis using the barbed wire. Crisis falls to the mat holding his neck. Blood starting to cover his chest as it runs out of his neck. Like a crazed animal Shady goes after Crisis again but Crisis stands up real quick and nails a clothesline, taking Shady down hard. Crisis grabs the barbed wire and with pain all over his face, starts to wrap it around his hand and arm.)
JC: "Is Crisis crazy! What th hell is he doing?"
(Crisis and Shady get up at the same time and Crisis nails Shady in the face with a barbed wire wrapped fist. Shady falls to the mat again as Crisis starts to pound away at Shady's face. Blood starts to flow fromt he head of Shady as Crisis continues to pound away at Shady. Crisis finaly stops and drags Shady to his feet. Crisis whips Shady into the ropes and follows up with a clotheline before Shady can even begin to rebound. The barbed wire cuts Shady's chest as well as dig itself into Crisis's arm, which is now dripping blood sevearly. Shady leans on the rope, his face full of blood as Crisis walks to the middle of the ring. Crisis runs and attempt another clothesline but Shady ducks and back body drops Crisis into the cage. Crisis hits and falls to the mat on the back of his head. His legs and waist are against the cage as he starts to scream. He tries to pull himself away from the cage but Shady has his hands on the ropes and is holding Crisis down with his legs. You can hear the flames sizzle as they burn Crisis's back. Shady finaly lets up and Crisis rolls into the ring on his stomach. His back is blistered and bloody from the flames.)
JC: "My god! Someone needs to stop this match now!"
T: "Let them go! They knew what they were getting into."
JC: "But this is crazy! Look at Crisis's back!"
(As if hearing the announcers words Shady walks over and looks at Crisis's back before stomping away at it. Crisis cries out in pain as Shady drives his boot into Crisis's back. Shady goes over tot he ropes and starts to untie some more barbed wire from the section Crisis did earlier. He gets about a two foot strand and walks over to Crisis. He wraps the barbed wire around his boot and continues to stomp away at Crisis's back. The blood covering Crisis's back, dripping off onto the mat. Shady smiles and lifts Crisis to his feet. Shady sets Crisis up for a powerbomb and as Shady lifts Crisis up on his shoulders Crisis grabs Shady's head and turns it into a DDT. both men lie on the mat.)
JC: "God damn! This match is amazing!"
T: "Amazing? You mean insane. Why the hell do they keep going?!
JC: "Cause they have to. Crisis has to show he can back up allt he shit he's been talking, and Shady has to show that he can do the same."
(Shady is the first to get to his feet, followed slowly by Crisis. Both men start throwing lefts and rights. Shady goes for a right but Crisis blocks it and kicks Shady in the gut. He grabs Shady's head and lifts him in the air before dropping him into a DDT. **Edgecution/Inverted DDT**)
JC: "Crisis just hit the Slavegrinder! Shady has to be out."
T: Yeah but Crisis still has to climb out of the cage. Look at him... his face is pouring blood, as is his back. He can't have much energy left after losing all that blood. If this keeps up none of them will be able to do much."
(Crisis stands up and staggers to the ropes. He leans on the section that has bearly any barbed wire on it. Blood covers his face and back. He wipes blood out of his eyes and turns towards the cage. He grits his teeth and slams his head into the fire, letting out a scream that can be heard throughout the arena. He pulls away and his face is all blistered up. He turns and slams his back against the cage, again letting out one hell of a cry. He pulls away and falls to one knee.)
JC: "Holy Shit!! What the fuck did he do that for!?!"
T: "You idiot, look at him. He's not bleeding anymore. The fire sealed the wounds."
JC: "Jesus Christ your right. That was insane!"
(Shady starts to get up but Crisis kicks him in the face, sending him back down to the mat. As Crisis goes to pick up Shady, Crimson runs down the ramp and starts climbing up the cage. The fire seeming to have no effect on him as he scales the cage and climbs inside.)
JC: "What the hell is Crimson doing here!?"
T: "I would think he's helping Shady."
JC: "Thats not fair. Two on One?!
T: "He there are no rules, so this is perfectly legal."
(Crisis turns and gets clotheslined by Crimson. Crimson lifts Crisis to his feet by his neck and hits a Deep Six. Shady is just getting to his feet ad sees Crimson. He smiles and pats the man on the shoulder and points to the turnbuckle. Crimson nods and goes over and sits on the top turnbuckle. Shady lifts Crisis up and sets him onto Crimsons Shoulders. Crimson stands on the top rope and gets ready to powerbomb Crisis. As he goes to Crisis grabs onto the top of the cage and holds on. Crimson tries to powerbomb Crisis again but Crisis holds on. just then Widow runs down to the ring and climbs up the cage. Again the flames seem to have no effect on him.)
JC: "What the fuck is this shit! It's supposed to be one on one not a friggin tag team."
(Widow climbs in and is met with right hands from Shady. Widow ducks one of them and as Shady comes back around Widow grabs his head and hits a Widowmaker **Diamond cutter**. He looks over towards the turnbuckle where Crisis is still holding on. Widow runs over and nails Crimson in the gut with a super kick, causing Crimson to let go and fall to the mat. Crisis holds on to the cage and pulls himself ontop of it. He looks down at Shady and Crimson. Shady is in the middle of the ring, still down from the Widowmaker. Crisis smiles.)
T: "Oh this can't be good. He should just climb out while he has the chance."
(Crisis runs a bit on the top of the cage till he gets t the middle then takes a running leap off the cage. He flips backwards, landing on Shady with a shooting star press. The crowd goes crazy chanting Crisis's name. Widow stands in the ring as Crisis, Shady and Crimson are on the ground. Crimson starts to get up but Widow grabs him and drives him into the cage. He wraps Crimsons arms around the ropes and turns towards Shady. He goes to pick Shady up and beat on him but Crisis tells him to stop.)
JC: "Why did Crisis tell Widow to stop?"
T: "Maybe he wants to do this himself."
(Crisis slowly gets up and drags Shady to his feet. Crisis kicsk Shady in the gut and wraps up his arms. Crisis lifts Shady onto his back ad drops to his ass, driving Shady's head and shoulders into the mat. **Vertebreaker/Brain breaker**)
JC: "The Dehumanizer! Crisis just nailed Shady with the Dehumanizer! It's got to be over!"
(Crisis slowly gets to his feet and looks at the cage. Widow steps out of the way as Crisis makes hi way to the corner. He climbs up the turnbuckle and grabs the top of the cage. He winces a bit as he pulls himself up and over. He lets go and falls to the outside of the cage. The bell rings and the match is over.)
JC: "Crisis won! Crisis is the hardcore champion again!"
T: "I have to say, this was one hell of a match. Both men proved what they could do in my book."
JC: "Same here."
Prime Offender vs. Dragon vs. Jeebus (World Title 3 Way Canadian Strap Match!)
Nina Garcia - This match is a Standard Match. Coming to the ring first, weighing in at 252 pounds, from Halifax, Nova Scotia, Canada he holds the Insane title belt, Prime Offender!!!
[Prime Offender comes down to the ring! ]
Nina Garcia - The second in this three way match, weighing in at 233 pounds, from Canada, Dragon!!! (crowd cheers ***)
[Dragon comes to the ring! ]
Nina Garcia - And third, weighing in at 200 pounds, from Unknown, Jeebus!!!
[Jeebus comes down to the ring. Prime Offender gives Dragon the finger. Dragon spits on Jeebus.]
(Ding Ding Ding)
Justin Cole: Alright, here we go!
[Prime Offender and Jeebus are on one side of the ring, Dragon is on the other. They all eye each other for a moments. Jeebus moves around the ring on one side of Dragon. Prime Offender moves around too the other side. Dragon and Jeebus lock up. Dragon Irish whips Jeebus at Prime Offender. PO leapfrogs over Jeebus and clothslines Dragon down to the mat. Jeebus bounces off the ropes and clothslines Prime Offender from behind.]
Tonner: Now its ON! Every man for himself!
[Jeebus picks up Prime Offender, clubbing him on the back and neck a few times. Jeebus sets him up and spikes him face first on the mat with a DDT. Dragon comes over, grabs Jeebus and atemts to Irish whip him towards the ropes again. Jeebus reverses the move and throws Dragon to the ropes! When Dragon bounces off the ropes Jeebus throws him high in the air with a back body drop. Jeebus pulls Dragon to his feet and locks him in a sleeper hold.]
Tonner: Good plan from Jeebus. Dragon had all the wind knocked out of him with that back body drop. Now the sleeper is going to go to work just that much faster!
[Prime Offender comes up and puts a sleeper hold on Jeebus, while Jeebus still has a sleeper on Dragon!]
Joel: Double sleeper!
Justin Cole: But who’s going out first.... Dragon or Jeebus?
[Dragon reaches up and grabs Jeebus around the neck. Dragon gives Jeebus a stunner/jaw breaker, causing Jeebus and Prime Offender to bounce backwards and down to the mat!]
Tonner: Nice move from Dragon.
[Dragon swings his strap around and whips Prime Offender across the back. *Swack!* *Swack!* *Swack!*]
Justin Cole: The first time we’ve seen the straps come into play!
[Dragon starts whipping Jeebus with the strap. *Swack!* *Swack!* *Swack!*]
Joel: You can already see the welts forming on Jeebus’s back!
[Dragon rolls Jeebus over and puts him in an Achilles Tendon Hold from behind.]
Tonner: Is Dragon going for a submission now?
[Jeebus is reaching for the ropes, but is too far away. Prime Offender kicks Dragon, forcing him to release the hold. Prime Offender has Dragon in a standing Dragon sleeper.]
Tonner: Dragon sleeper!
Joel: Wouldn’t a regular sleeper be a Dragon sleeper... you know, since his name is Dragon? And if so, what would you call a Dragon sleeper.
Tonner: ... You are an idiot.
[Jeeubs gets up and superkicks Prime Offender. Jeebus wraps his strap around Dragon’s neck and starts choking him with it.]
Justin Cole: Oh man! That’s a legal move in this match!
[Jeebus grabs Dragon and dumps him over the top rope. The strap is still wrapped around Jeebus’s neck. Dragon is being “hung” by the neck over the top rope!]
Tonner: Holy crap, Jeebus is going to kill Dragon!
Joel: He better tap out then!
Justin Cole: He can’t! He’s using his hands the hold the strap so he doesn’t get hung!
[Prime Offender rolls out of the ring. He moves Nina out of the way and picks up her steel chair. Prime folds it up, walks over to Dragon and hits him across the chest while he’s being hung!]
Tonner: The World Champion is just being abused here!!!
[Prime Offender hits Dragon two more times and pauses. He jump and swings the chair over the tope rope, hitting Jeebus in the face. Jeebus drops Dragon, who hits the floor and rolls around gasping for breath. Prime gets in the ring and starts punching Jeebus.]
Justin Cole: We need to get some EMTs down here to check on the status of Dragon!
[Prime backs Jeebus into the corner. PO starts whipping Jeebus across the chest with the strap. *Swack!* *Swack!* *Swack!* Jeebus grabs Prime Offender by the head, and switches out, putting Prime Offender in the corner. Now JEEBUS is whipping PRIME OFFENDER across the chest with the strap. *Swack!* *Swack!* *Swack!*]
Tonner: I bet Prime Offender is re-thinking wanting to have a strap match!
[Dragon has gotten back up and slides into the ring with a chair.]
Tonner: Dragon’s got that same chair that Prime Offender used on him!
Justin Cole: And it’s all within the rules! No DQ! No count out! There must be a winner!
[Dragon runs up and hits Jeebus with the chair. Dragon pushes the stunned Jeebus out of the ring. Dragon smashes Prime Offender over the head with the chair. Dragon throws down the chair, picks up Prime Offender and turns him upside down hooking his leg on the top rope. As Prime is hanging upside down, Dragon kicks him in the face several times!]
Tonner: Prime Offender, bleeding from his mouth.
[Dragon lifts PO’s head up, and gives him a hangmans neckbreaker from the corner. Dragon pins Prime Offender. 1... 2... Jeebus is back in the ring and breaks up the pin.]
Justin Cole: Jeebus makes the save!
[Jeebus wraps the strap around Dragons neck once more and gives him a neckbreaker with the strap! Jeebus pins Dragon. 1... 2... Dragon kicks out.]
Tonner: That could have been the end of the match right there.
[Dragon grabs Jeebus from behind like he’s going to do a german suplex. Prime Offender gets up and grabs Dragon, who still has a hold of Jeebus. Prime suplex Dragon, while Dragon is suplexing Jeebus!]
Justin Cole: Double german suplex! Look like Jeebus took the worst of that one!
Joel: Yeah, but EVERYONE is down after that!
[Prime Offender is the first to his feet. He walks over to Dragon and puts him in a boston crap. Jeebus gets up next. He puts Dragon in a front face lock.]
Justin Cole: Ok, they both have submission moves on Dragon... if he taps out... who wins?
Tonner: I... don’t know.
[Jeebus sees that Dragon isn’t going to give up. Jeebus lets go of his move and gets up. He kicks Prime Offender in the mouth.]
Justin Cole: Prime is just getting his teeth smashed today.
[Jeebus grabs Prime Offender and gives him a Fire Thunder Driver!]
Tonner: Dragon Driver! Jeebus used Dragon’s move!
[Jeebus pins Prime Offender. 1... 2... PO kicks out. As Jeebus gets up, Dragon knocks him back down with a Crime in Progress!]
Tonner: Crime in Progress! Dragon just used Prime Offenders move!
[Dragon pins Jeebus. 1... 2.. Jeebus kicks out. As Dragon gets up, Prime Offender comes in from behind and gives Dragon an “Angle Slam” style move.]
Tonner: Pederast Cure!!! Prime Offender just used Jeebus’s finishing move!!!
[Prime Offender pins Dragon. 1... 2... Dragon kicks out!]
Justin Cole: Oh man, who is going to win this match!
Tonner: It’s too close to call!
[Prime Offender throws Dragon over the top rope and too the floor. Prime rolls under the bottom rope and stalks Dragon. Dragon kicks Prime Offender and then whips him into the steel steps! Jeebus comes outside the ring. Dragon gets something out from inside his boot... he turns around and throws a fireball in Jeebus’s face!]
Justin Cole: My god, did you see that!
[Dragon picks up Jeebus and sets him up on the spanish announce table. Dragon puts Jeebus in a double underhook and Tiger bombs him through the table!]
Tonner: That’s it for Jeebus, I don’t see how he’s getting back up...
[Dragon goes over and picks up Prime Offender who is still out from hitting the steel steps. Dragon rolls PO into the ring. Dragon runs and bounces of the 3rd rope with a 3rd rope springboard moonsault, but Prime Offender gets his knees up!]
Tonner: Dragon tryed to end the match with the Dragonsault, but Prime got his knees up just in time!
[Prime gets to his feet and waits for Dragon to get up. Prime runs up and floors Dragon with a “Crime In Progress!” PO covers Dragon. 1... 2... Jeebus gets in the ring, but he’s too late... 3!]
Justin Cole: Prime Offender has won the title! These fans are going nuts!
Tonner: Wow, a Standing ovation for all three of these guys!
Jimmy rolls off of Dragon lying on his back briefly, his chest heaving from exaustion. He stumbles to his feet taking the belt from the ref and holding it in one hand, high above his head. Dragon rolls out of the ring falling to the mats at ringside, barely concious. With a motion of his hand the Prime Offender is thrown a Molson Canadian from someone outside the ring. He holds his hand up and is thrown another. Jeebus stands up behind him and aproaches Jimmy slowly, extending his hand to the thunderous cheers of the crowd. The crowd dies down slightly as Jimmy Hesitates....
Joel: Jeebus offering a sign of good sportsmanship. What's the world coming to?
Justin Cole: Jimmy Bruce seems unsure.
Tonner: I don't blame him Cole, ya can't trust anyone in this business.
Suddenly the Prime Offender smiles and shakes Jeebus' hand, then gives him a stiff Canadian beer. The two drink as Jimmy turns back to his hometown crowd raising his title once again. The Halifax fans love Jimmy, their hometown hero and the cheers continue.
Jimmy grabs a mic from the announcer
Jimmy Bruce: You know..... huff, puff.... there's nothing better than getting my gold back..... huff, puff..... Except getting my gold back in my hometown: Halifax, Nova Scotia!!
The crowd explodes as Jimmy basks in his glory, Looking around at his fans pointing at those he knows and blowing kisses to former girlfriends in the lower bowl.
Sudddenly a figure in a black hoody carrying a cinder block slides into the ring behind Jeebus, leveling him with a hard blow to the back of the head.
Justin Cole: Oh my god! Who's that?! Whiping out Jeebus with that cinder block to the head!!
Jeebus falls face first into the mat blood dripping down the sides of his face, instantly staining the ring. Jimmy notices this turning around only to be met with a cinder block crashing into his forehead. Creating another open wound.
Justin Cole: Jimmy Bruce The Prime Offender trying to come to the aid of his stablemate, But he's caught by suprise!
Prime Offender drops to the mat, holding his injured skull, looking at the blood on his hand in a daze. His attacker pulls back his hood, revealing himself.
Justin Cole: Oh my god! It's Hydra! He was with the Canadian Connction just hours ago!
Hydra pulls somthing from the pocket of his hoody, holding it up for the booing crowd to see. It's an old Synners T-shirt with the words "By Any Means Necessary" written on it in red. He takes out a lighter flicking it once causing the shirt to burst into flames as he drops it on Jimmy's chest.
Justin Cole: Jimmy Bruce being burned by that shirt.
Jimmy staggers to his feet a bloody flaming mess, ripping off his shirt which as been set ablaze -- When another cinder block shot sends him to the mat. Jimmy lies motionless as Hydra grabs a mic from a nearby announcer.
HYDRA: You know, I used to fight for what the fans wanted. *kicking Jimmy in the ribs* But that was a long time ago. You see, I went on a quest, I was on a mission, I was trying to make this federation better for us all. And how am I repayed? HUH? How am I repayed? I get to watch idiots like this make it big by bastardizing my home country, and now my home town. FUCK THAT! Nobody cares what wrestling's supposed to be about! So I'm gonna make em care. Nova Scotia used to be a good place... Until it turned into a dried-up shit hole of Prime Offender worshipin Jack-offs! I'm sick and tired of this lack of respect!! *hitting Jimmy in the stomach with the cinder block as he begins to regain conciousness* I tried to change the game, I tried to bring back old school hardcore, I tried to make this fed respectable once again... But look what happened: I move into the backround while Jimmy moves up, and guys like Jeebus make this fed into more of a episode of Jackass than a wrestling show... The futre of ICW looks bleak, so now it's survival of the fittest, and I'll tell ya, Hydra knows how to survive.
Hydra drops the mic and climbs to the top turnbuckle with his cinder block. He sneers at the booing crowd angirly and jumps from his perch, driving the cinder block into the skull of Jimmy Bruce, spattering blood across the mat.
Justin Cole: Good God! This is a massacre!
Hydra picks up the mic
HYDRA: THIS IS THE FUTURE OF ICW:
Hydra grabs Jimmy's world title belt and stands over the broken champion. He raises the title into the air looking around at his booing hometown crowd with a twisted grin of pleasure on his face. He drops the title on Jimmy's bloody chest, spitting in his face.
HYDRA: FUCK CANADA, FUCK THE FANS, AND FUCK YOU JIMMY!!!! HYDRA'S BACK, AND FUCK CHANGIN THE GAME, I'MA START PLAYIN MY OWN!!
Hydra makes his way up the ramp stopping to wipe a single line of Jimmy's blood under each eye, and standing in the entry way as the show goes off the air.
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