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Title: OOC: Results up & CrackDown matches
Posted By: "GM" Chit Brickhouse
Title: Some 'Splaing to do [Pt. 1]
Posted By: "GM" Chit Brickhouse
Title: Fat Man and Phantasimo Jr.
Posted By: Street Boy
Title: watch out everyone
Posted By: scott stiener
Title: Irresistable Force meets quite movable objects
Posted By: Hardbody
Title: Run Over!
Posted By: Prime Offender
Title: Thumb War..?
Posted By: The X
Title: scott steiner, plus anyone that wants a partner!
Posted By: Body Breaker
Title: Number One Tag Team!
Posted By: Rock-Star Richard Royal
Title: Big Tag Match For Tuesday
Posted By: Co-GM Princess Pandora
Title: Commentators of this league
Posted By: Sexyking
Title: Hail To The King Baby!
Posted By: Prime Offender
Title: read body breaker
Posted By: scott stiener
Title: The real GM speaks! (all read)
Posted By: Tear
Title: Entering The Office (IGNORE LAST, Most)
Posted By: "GM" Chit Brickhouse
Title: Preparations
Posted By: Slash
Title: Kelly and TGB
Posted By: The Iceman
Title: Match of the Tag Team
Posted By: Phantasmo Jr.
Title: Who are you?
Posted By: Clint Rezner
Title: Clint Wolf New World Wrastlin(*$)#)#))*&$(#
Posted By: Jeebus
Title: Fumin...Mad...Angry...Up Yours
Posted By: Prime Offender
Title: WHAT THE FUCK! *SHOCK*
Posted By: Wolf
Title: Flames erupt
Posted By: Brimstone
Title: Brimstone
Posted By: The Iceman
Title: ARGH! (Clint & Hardbody)
Posted By: "GM" Chit Brickhouse
Title: Introducing: Big Boi
Posted By: Big Boi
Title: Iceman, Brimstone, 4Life
Posted By: Body Breaker
Title: Align to me in the place passed!?!
Posted By: Phantasmo Jr.
Title: i want a match
Posted By: The Great Buddah
Title: 4life
Posted By: The Iceman
Title: If you read this you will die.
Posted By: Jeebus
Title: Big Boi, TGB, 4Life
Posted By: Body Breaker
Title: i accept all challengers
Posted By: Big Boi
Title: Johnny C debuts on CIA!!
Posted By: Johnny Justice
Title: nwo sucks
Posted By: Scott Steiner
Title: RAGE!
Posted By: Wolf
Title: The Corruption begins... (Big Boi read)
Posted By: Crisis
Title: BullShit
Posted By: Big Boi
Title: Enter: The Red Baron
Posted By: The Red Baron
Title: All you fuckers
Posted By: Jeebus
Title: Getting Away...
Posted By: "GM" Chit Brickhouse
Title: Present For Wolf
Posted By: Clint Rezner
Title: Here chitty chitty chitty here boy come out and pl
Posted By: Jeebus
Title: Focus on Me! (Wolf)
Posted By: Prime Offender
Title: Now What???
Posted By: The Red Baron
Title: winning the tag team titles (read competitors)
Posted By: Street Boy
Title: Pre-match jitters
Posted By: Slash
Title: OOC: Results up & CrackDown matches
Posted By: "GM" Chit Brickhouse
Results up....
Main Event:
The X*, Al Ritter and Jeebus v. Wolf*, Gorgeous Garret Rogers and Rock-Star Richard Royal
Captain Elimination 6-Man Tag Match (Announced in my Next RP)
* Donates Captain
Slash v. The Green Blazer
Hardcore Loser Leaves Town Match
Hardcore Title
Street Boy v. The Iceman
Sexyking v. "Cheif of Staff" Richard Bregnard
Street Fight
Johnny Tso v. Hardbody
Underworld Title
Special Guest Referee: Chit Brickhouse
Plus Fat Man joins commentating!
Title: Some 'Splaing to do [Pt. 1]
Posted By: "GM" Chit Brickhouse
(A guitar hits and then lights go dim. All of a sudden an evil laugh is heard throughout the arena and then a flame pops up on the Insane-O-Tron. Then "House Burning Down" by Jimi Hendrix hits over the PA System.)
[YEAH
SAID HEY
HEY SAID THAT
HEY
LOOK AT THE SKY TURN A HELL-FIRE RED
SOMEBODY'S HOUSE IS BURNIN'
DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN
DOWN DOWN DOWN]
(Then red lights came cutting through the crowd and Chit Brickhouse is seen with a clipboard and a on the back it says CrackDown. He starts to argue with one fan.)
[WELL I ASKED MY FRIEND
WHERE IS THAT BLACK SMOKE COMIN' FROM?
HE JUST COUGHED AND CHANGED THE SUBJECT
AND SAID UH, WELL I THINK IT MIGHT SNOW STORM
SO I LEFT HIM SIPPIN' HIS TEA
AND I JUMPeD I MY CHARIOT AND RODE OFF TO SEE
JUST WHY AND WHO COULD IT BE THIS TIME
SISTERS AND BROHERS DADDIES MOTHERS STANDIN' AROUND CRYIN'
WHeN I REACHED THE SCENE THE FLAMES WERE MAKING A GHOSTLY WHINE
SO I STOOD ON MY HORSE'S BACK AND I SCREAMED WITHOUT A WHACK
I SAY OH BABY WHY DID YOU BURN YOU BROTHER'S HOUSE DOWN?]
(When Chit stops he heads down towards the ring and rolls under the ropes. He goes on the top rope as is signalling for a mic and gets it.)
Chit - Well let me think. I am the General Manager so I get to do whatever I want. As some may know already by looking at CIA.com have already seen what the main event is. Well let me explain what I mean when I say a 6-Man Captain Elimination. The rules are simple really. 3 men on each team will fight until all 3 of their opponents get pinned, submit or get disqualified. But only the captain can pin, submit or get disqualified. So if the Captain gets DQed, pinned or submits then his team automatically loses and the other team wins. Oh it's true my fickle friends. And X and Wolf, if either one of you refuse to be captain then your team will lose by forfeit and you will be indefinatley suspended from CIA CrackDown. I think that's it. Oh and by the way, if any 6 of you lay a hand on each other from now until the match on Friday then you will be eliminated from the contest. So bewa-
(Chit is cut off by a running Cheif Bregnard who comes into the ring. He has his own mic and clipboard.)
Bregnard - Sir. Sir. I'm sorry to interupt you bu-
Chit - Cheif Bregnard, never interupt me. Now I'm sure if it was important I'd know about it.
Bregnard - But Mr. Brickhouse, this IS important. It's about Hardbody. She's in your office right now!
Chit - Really? The sexy tall Hardbody? The one with the huge uh yes.
Bregnard (Whispering) - Good stop there, sir.
Chit (Whispering) - I know.
Joel (Lip smacking noses) - I love the CIA women. They all have nice asses and nice breasts.
Justin Cole - Who doesn't Joel?
Joel - You?
Justin Cole - That's not true.
Chit - Well I will attend my business. And boys, remember, no fighting until Friday in the match!
(House Burning Down plays and Chit and Cheif Bregnard head backstage talking. Some fan yells "NAIL HER MAD DOG" and Chit smiles and elbows Richard in the gut.)
TBC by Me or Hardbody [Whoever does it first, right?]
Title: Fat Man and Phantasimo Jr.
Posted By: Street Boy
(street boy is seen walking through the halls and gets stopped by Nina Garcia)
Nina- Street Boy it looks like you and Slash work very well together after that great match we just saw.
Street Boy- I knew we would.
Nina- So Street
(street boy cuts in)
Street Boy- you know what Nina. I was hoping to run into you.
Nina- Why?
Street Boy- Because some tag team has stolen something that is rightfuly mine and Slash's. That is the number on contedership for the tag team titles. So Fat Man and Phantasimo or however your name is pronounced. I and by I, I mean me and Slash.
Nina- Slash and I.
Street Boy- Your not part of this. As I was saying me and Slash want the number one contendership so I am telling you this. We challenge you for the number one condership. Ok or are you two too chicken to fight me and slash. If you think your so sure you'll win then lets do it.
Title: watch out everyone
Posted By: scott stiener
dean-look here comes steiner he looks not that happy
steiner-i am getten really sick of all these people thinking they are king shit well i telling anyone to try the big voodo daddy if u can someone bring there ass down here so i can whip your ass come on well anyways to all my freaks out there big poppa pump is your hook up holla if u here me and his music plays as the sirens start to play
dean-we will be back
Title: Irresistable Force meets quite movable objects
Posted By: Hardbody
[The Camera opens on the hallway to "GM" Chit Brickman's Office, and after a moment goes through the cell door, to reveal Hardbody, standing there, looking quite peeved.... lets face it, if she wasn't so lovely, her rage would look downright scary.]
(Hardbody glares as the camera enters, and takes a moment to calm herself, taking long, deep breaths, in through the nose, and filling the chest... out through the mouth, and pursing the lips. After a few repetitions of this she almost smiles, but ends up with a pout across her lips)
Hardbody- "I was waiting for Chit Brickman, but I guess he's not man enough to look me in the eyes and explain why he made himself the special referee of my match."
(She picks up one of the glass dogs off the desk, and caresses it a bit before continuing)
Hardbody- "I mean, it is bad enough I'm going to have my opponent probably spend the majority of the match trying to cop feels and rub against me instead of wrestling, thinking he'll get 'Lucky' with me. In fact, If it weren't for a title being up for grabs, I probably would have blown this match off as not worth participating in. But now Brickman wants to spend the match with an up close and personal view of my rear, not to mention probably figures he can spend an hour patting me down for concealed weapons just so he can put his hands all over my body."
(She places the glass dog beside a bar on the window sill, as she moves behind the desk, and then picks up another of the collection from the desk)
Hardbody- "Johnny Tso better start bulking up, because Brickman or no Brickman, I'm going to crush him in the ring, and make him understand the only luck he'll have around me will be bad. Then, after I'm finished with him, I'm going to make the call on what to do with the little pervert who owns these little crystal canines."
(She carefully places the second dog with the first on the sill, then repeats the process with the rest of the collection. She picks up the picture of Brickman's mother and looks at it a moment)
Hardbody- "I wonder how disappointed she'd be to find out her son is so pathetic that he has to set it up so he can feel up women. Probably wouldbe more proud if he was actually locked behind bars in a cell like the one this office emulates."
(She places the picture on the window sill and smiles mischeviously)
Hardbody- "You know what, I think these boys deserve a little demonstration of what I'll do to them in the ring."
(She moves to beside the desk and looks to the camera. She then extends her right leg until it is verticle, pressed against her body in a verticle split, and turns so her profile can be seen, showing all the curves of her chest and rear from the side. She holds the pose for only enough time to let the camera pan all the way down her form and then back up before she drops forward, in the process doing a variant of an axe kick through the middle of the desk while keeping in a split. She remains there only a moment, long enough to notices the smut magazines that have been forced out of their hiding spot by the destruction of the desk. She then stands, smiles, and begins to strut out, pausing to look over her shoulder for a moment.)
Hardbody- "That is what happens when an Irresistable Force meets any object. The Object is destroyed, and the Force just keeps on going."
(She winks and then disappears down the hall, the camera following the sway of her hips and rear as long as it can, which is unfortunately all to brief)
[The image fades to black, and is followed by a commercial for the Clearman-Cox Glass Blowers, then a commercial for CIA Goddesses Calander, and a spoiler the upcoming, all new, all female CIA Wrestling Show]
Title: Run Over!
Posted By: Prime Offender
** The camera is in the CIA parking lot as you see a rebuilt 1979 Jeep pull in its engine revving loudly as the crowd can be heard in the background **
[ Genessa ] Its Prime Offenders car! He's here he's returned to CIA!
[ Joel ] What's this! Let's listen in
** From another angle you see the door open as CIA UnderWorld Champion "Lucky" Johnny Tso walks out as the crowd boos angrily as he looks around as you can hear a car door open and shut loudly **
[ Tso ] Offender! I wanna have a little chat with you....
** The camera switches again as PO's head perks up at the sound of a voice he drops his gear to the ground holding his keys in his hand with a fist tightly clenched as the footsteps of Tso approach quickly as PO steps out from beyond the car we see Tso holding a pipe in his hand now just staring at him pointing it at Offender from a bit back **
[ Tso ] You cocky mother fucker! I have wanted and waited for a shot at the legendary Prime Offender and now I am gonna get some!
** Jimmy just shrugs as Tso charges at him full force Jimmy wisely ducks as Tso swings and misses his momentum sending the pipe and his hand thru a nearby car window screams of Tso can be heard as PO just chuckles to himself as Tso trys to unwedge himself from the window carefully as PO just cockily strides over to Tso mocking him slightly before nailing him once in the Jaw causing Tso to stumble and bloody up his hand some more as Jimmy laughs loudly **
[ Offender ] Dumb fuck..Tso...Your the UnderWear Chumpion ain't you well...
*SMACK*
** Jimmy nails Tso again the force of the shot causes Tso to unwedge his hand and try and hit PO again but yet again Jimmy ducks catching him in a neckbreak and dropping him on the hard cement, He gets up dusting off his pants as he paces a bit thinking what to do as Tso crawls and squirms **
[ Offender ] Dumb dumb fucker...I will teach them to fuck with me...And truly show them why I am the INSANE Champion!
** Jimmy disappears for a brief moment then in the background you can hear the sounds of a engine revving as Tso stumbles slowly to his feet the sounds of rubber burning surrounding as suddenly the car is moving directly to The Underworld champion...Poor Tso only has a brief moment to react before the Jeep impacts with his body causing him to roll up and over the hood and onto the cement ground with a sickening thud. The crowd cheering like disgusting fuckers as the car comes to a stop and PO gets out and walks up to Tso holding his duffle bag and his INsane Title posing slowly as you can hear faintly in the background the sounds of approaching ambulance can be heard **
[ Offender ] I hope you've learned why us ICW boys dont fuck around with rookies like yourself oh and this goes to anyone who wants a shot at me..Just bring it kiddies cause I guarant-damn-tee that you will end up like our buddy Tso here....
** The camera shows a quick shot of him as PO nods his head grinning **
[ Offender ] A huddled mass of blood and broken bones...Hmmmm thats kinda nasty when you look at it long enough...Oh well of to my locker room...
** PO shrugs and whistles casually to himself not really caring as he strolls off the medics beginning to attend to Tso's near limp body **
Title: Thumb War..?
Posted By: The X
"I think I created a monster," says X shaking his head from behind his computer screen.
"What are you talking about," says Ritter as he stares at himself in the mirror, examining his new shiner.
"I'm talking about the six-man captain match he signed."
"I'm the one who got hit in the head today remember," says Ritter, glaring at X. "Try making sense for a minute."
"Dude, don't get lippy with me. Brickhouse signed a six man match. You, me, and Jeebus versus Wolf and the two walking dead men. But there's a twist. Each team has a captain. If the captain loses, the whole team loses. The other two guys can't get DQ'd though, so it could get crazy."
"Hmm," says Ritter, stroking his chin. "You and Jeebus can just jump in whenever I'm in trouble. No problem, we're gonna beat the snot out of those idiots."
"Actually," says X with a grin. "I'm the captain."
"What?! This is an outrage! I'm King Ritter!"
"Don't look at me man, he calls the shots. I just sit back and watch while the GMs fight with each other. Oh man, its a riot! See, I got these hidden cameras in ..." X trails off as he glances at the camera filming him. "Uh, never mind. Anyway, that doesn't change anything. Either way, Jeebus'll take care of Wolf one way or the other and that leaves the dorks for us."
"Those cretins don't know who they're dealing with! We'll show them what we can do when we're not jumped from behind!"
"Now yer talkin' MY language," X says with a feral grin, rubbing his fists together.
"Hey, you just better not drop the ball Mr. 'I can't wrestle because I got kicked in the head by the Showstoppers'," whines Ritter while flapping his arms like a farie.
X cocks his eyebrow and shuts his laptop, placing it back in its protective bag then stands up. "Doctors are pussies," says X getting in Ritters face. "I would have beaten Royal and his wanna-be superkick in no time flat. You're so out of practice, he would have beat you even if I HADN'T hit you with the title!"
"Yeah?! Well you DID! And it cost me the match!" Ritter noses up to X and both men stare intensly at each other, waiting for the other to flinch.
"Boy, boys, boys. What have I told you," asks DeathKiss as she seemingly glides into the room and sprawls herself on the bennch. "Stop fighting each other all the time and concentrate on defending those titles. Neither of you wants to lose them do you?"
X and Ritter briefly look at DeathKiss, then back at each other, and then back down.
"Thats better."
"You're right, if I beat up X, his doctor will just say he can't wrestle again," mocks Ritter.
"Yeah? You think you're SOOO tough don't you," says X, shaking his head. "You want to go one on one with the extreme icon? Lets go!"
Ritter lunges at X, but then stops and looks at X's outstretched hand and thumb. Ritter smiles and grabs X's hand, extending his own thumb. "One, two, three, four, I declare a thumb war."
X and Ritter's thumbs grapple intensly, both men grunting with effort and beginning to sweat. Suddenly X cheers and Ritter swears.
"That was bullshit, I demand a rematch." Ritter and X go at it again, they squirm back and forth as they try to gain leverage over each other. This time its Ritter who cheers and X who swears.
"You used your finger!"
"No I didn't," says Ritter innocently.
"Best two out of three."
Ritter and X begin round three, this time the battle is titanic as each of them stumble about the locker room, trash talking each other. "Best three out of five," says Ritter darkly.
"Why do I bother," asks DeathKiss, rolling her eyes.
Title: scott steiner, plus anyone that wants a partner!
Posted By: Body Breaker
Joe C: Oh my god here he comes here comes the BODY BREAKER!!!
Body Breakers music hits and Body Breaker comes down to the ring! Body Breaker has a blue 4Life tshirt and blue and white sunglasses and blue and white boas! Body Breaker is playing the air guitar and singing along to his song as the brithgt blue and white lights flash on and off!!
Body Breaker: I’m here to talk about too things and thows too things are scott steiner and my new team 4life. First, 4life. I want to start a new group like the nWo meats the 4 horsmen. I’ll call it 4 liffe. only 3 people can join after me, and anyone can join just tell me you want to be 4 life brother!
Now! I want to talk about scott steiner! You walk around here like you are tough hard shit buddy. YOu think you are the cock of the walk and the king of the mountain. Let me tell you something. I’ll stand up on top of that mountain and chop it DOWN with the SIDe of my hand!!! I’m calling you out scott steiner! You say you are a genitic freak? You think you have a jacked up body? Listen bud, they call me the BODY BREAKER! And this goes out to all my freaks out there. Why don’t you tell scott steiner why they call me... the big bad.. body breaker. And when I’m done, and my freaks have hit the big oh, they know that nothing could be finer, than to be with body breaker. So to all my freaks in teh house, Big Body Breaker is your hook up! Holler! If ya hear me!
Body Breaker gets in the ring rips off his shirt and starts Breaking Down for the fans!!!
Body Breaker: Oh yeah brother! BOdy Breaker is back and he his bac k to break it down for each and everyone of my Breakeraholics out there! Yell if you can here me!! I’m going to put that jacked up punk scott roider in his place!
ALl of Body Breakers Breakeraholics start chanting BREAKER BRESKER BREAKER!!!
Title: Number One Tag Team!
Posted By: Rock-Star Richard Royal
Street Boy is talking to Nina Garcia backstage.
Street Boy- Your not part of this. As I was saying me and Slash want the number one contendership so I am telling you this. We challenge you for the number one condership. Ok or are you two too chicken to fight me and slash. If you think your so sure you'll win then lets do it.
Suddenly Rock-Star Richard Royal walks onto the screen.
Richard Royal - Slow down there kid. You seem to be a little confused. You see, me and Garret Rogers? WE are the number one contenders still. WE get a shot at those tag team titles. And it looks like we get our shot coming up here at the next CIA pay per view on December 31st. Now if you want to waste time fighting Fat Man and Fantassmo go ahead. You already beat their asses. What are you going to prove by beating them again?
Street Boy is about to say something but Royal cuts him off.
Royal - Hold on kid. Let me tell you something. Me and Garret? We think you and Slash... are an Ok team. That is why we are going to give you the first shot, after we win the titles. Sounds good huh?
[TBC by Princess Pandora]
Title: Big Tag Match For Tuesday
Posted By: Co-GM Princess Pandora
Street Boy and Rock-Star Richard Royal are talking backstage when Pandora overhears three little words she needed to hear “Number One Contendership”.
Princess: Well Well, what do we have here? Street Boy, just the man I was looking for.
Street Boy: I’m glad to see you’ve came to my senses and realize what a fine specimen of manliness I am.
Princess: I’ll pretend you didn’t just say that. I actually need to tell you what your match will be for Tuesday Night Bloodbath.
Street Boy: It better be against Fat Man and Phantasmo Jr.
Princess: Not exactly.
Royal starts to laugh.
Princess: You need to be quiet, I’m not talking to you. But feel free to listen seeing how I’m sure you’re going to have lots to say. Street Boy and Slash will be involved in a Triple Threat Tag match for the CIA Tag Team Titles.
Royal: (raises an eye brow) Ok so then The Showstoppers and The X and Ritter make three.
Princess: Oh but you are wrong. It will be the X and Ritter. Which is obvious considering its for the belts, but the third tag team is NOT the Showstoppers it will be Street Boy and Slash versus Fat Man and Phantasmo......
Royal: What the.....
Princess: I wouldn’t say anything else if I were you.
Royal: But were the number one contenders, we are suppose to get the shot at the Tag titles.
Princess: I didn’t say you weren’t. All I said is that you won’t have a shot at the titles this Tuesday. You still have your match at the Pay Per View against the champs, whoever they may be. It was never said you’d have a shot at the belts against my dad..er...I mean Al Ritter and the X. You get a shot at whoever the champions are at Last Man Standing.
Princess: I’ll be seeing you boys later.
Princess walks away, leaving both men smiling in her direction.
Title: Commentators of this league
Posted By: Sexyking
*Sexyking goes to Deans offic, but what!
Dean is just fuking cheap russian bitch*
*Sexyking starts laugh, runs to Deans office and chokeslams Dean to floor*
Sexyking: Hey Gaylord, if named me SK, so name you Gaylord, thats right, huh ?
And that was last time you name me baby. Do you want go to the ring with me and then we see, whos the real baby.
*Sexyking walks away*
*Dean lies on floor, holding his 2 cm long penis on his hand*
Title: Hail To The King Baby!
Posted By: Prime Offender
** The Prime Offender after having just left the parking lot after his nice little bang up job on CIA UnderWorld Champion Johnny Tso, in the background you can hear the sounds of ambulance pulling away as PO casually strides thru the hall grinning as he looks around stopping in the middle of a hall intersection **
[ Offender ] Its some nice to be back *Takes a Deep breath and then exhales it* I wonder what's changed all about here....
** PO passes a slightly open door and stops, he decides to take a quick peek inside as he sees the X smoking dope with Jeebus while Wolf is trying to get there attention **
[ Wolf ] Come on guyyyyys gimme the greeen!
** X holds out the joint but snaps it back as Wolf trys to grab it and the other two just laugh at Wolf as Jimmy shrugs and continues walking **
[ Offender ] Somethings never change...Oh well...Hey Justin Cole!
** Cole who was just standing there picking his nose waiting for a possible interview stands straight up fixing his collar as PO stands next to him smiling as Cole cues the camera **
[ Cole ] Jimmy Bruce The Prime Offender be the first to welcome you back to CIA!
[ Offender ] Hate to break it to you but your technically not the first cause well I kinda already was greeted by our UnderWear Champion and he is well in a stretcher on the way to first medical hospital right now!
** The crowd pops as Cole just nods his head **
[ Cole ] Fair enough but what are your plans now that your back here in CIA?
** PO scratches his head **
[ Offender ] Fucked if I know...Well you see I am hearing that everyone thought I wasn't going to re-sign...That the Insane Champion wouldn't be coming to his home here in CIA? I mean left and right you people were hunting me...knocking on my fucking door just begging pleading for me to return.....*Stops and breathes slowly staring thru the camera*..Now let me ask those same people a simple question it's fairly fucking easy when you think about it and its this...What made you think I wouldn't return? What made you fucking corporate big wigs consider that Jimmy wasn't comin' home? You prolly can't answer that...Well fuck the past this is the present and the present is this right here!
** PO holds his Insane Title up with one hand as the crowd pops he poses with it briefly before throwing it over his shoulder and holding it with his hand **
[ Cole ] We got off topic a bit there so as I was asking whats your plans?
** PO takes off his Red Cap showing off his blonde hair running his hands thru his hair as he thinks **
[ Offender ] Well...I guess I gotta climb to the top..Which I was at but appearantly there is a higher title so...But appearantly I have zero fucking matches so you know what Jimmy Bruce is gonna do?
[ Cole/Crowd ] What?
[ Offender ] He's gonna make his own fucking matches and noone from Shit Brickhouse to Princess Pandora and that slammin' ass of hers is gonna stop me..Why? Because I am the Insane Champion and the fact is I will just start back doing what I did when this place closed....
** Jimmy's voice trails as he listens to the cheering crowd **
[ Cole ] What is that?
** PO stares right into the eyes of Cole from the side **
[ Offender ] Kickin' ass and chewin bubble gum....and I'm all outta bubble gum...
** PO grins as the crowd pops/laughs **
[ Cole ] What?
[ Offender ] Never heard of The Duke?
[ Cole ] John Wayne?
** PO slaps his head and says Doh loudly as Cole frowns **
[ Offender ] WHAT!? You've never heard of Duke Nukem?
[ Cole ] Who?
[ Offender ] Duke Nukem he says it in his video game....hmmm
** Suddenly Al Ritter's head just pops in suddenly catching the other two men off guard **
[ Al Ritter ] Actually Jimmy Duke Nukem stole it from Bruce Campbell! So Hah! Long Live Alfred Ritter!
** Jimmy just raises a eyebrow and nails Ritter in the non black eye causing his head to disappear from view and all you hear is a loud thud on the floor **
[ Offender ] Anyways I will be getting some exposure now that I'm back in CIA....Why? Because I do things BY ANY MEANS NECESSARY!!!!
** PO walks off as the crowd pops leaving Cole just scratching his head as the camera fades out **
Title: read body breaker
Posted By: scott stiener
here comes steiner has the sirens hit he get in the ring and pic up a mic
steiner-SO this body breaker thinks he like scott steiner well theres no one like the big bad voodo daddy the gentic freak and the arms in the world scott steiner.but you called me out i am not backing down from nuttin io say just bring it if u can body breaker cause i will kick your ass all over the ring at bloodbath cause all my freaks out there big poppa pump is hook up holla if u here me
Title: The real GM speaks! (all read)
Posted By: Tear
[ "Just a Girl" by No Dough erupts over the crowd. The spotlights turn a soft pink and direct their beams toward the entrance ramp. A switch from backstage is activated; and 50 lit candles rise from the sides of the entrance ramp - a virtual runway for Tear to land. Two of Augie Lee's snow blowers behind the set send thousands of rose petals in the air; a soft red rain falling to herald her entrance. Tear, wearing her trademark black trench coat, appears at the top of the ramp with a mic in hand. ]
Tear: Hello CIA fans!
[Tears waves out to the fans from the ring ramp as she slowly makes her way down the to the ring swaying her hips from side to side slightly. She stops on the ring apron blowing a kiss to the tans. She’s wearing her usall skin tight black tank top that’s little more then a leather short’s bra, the words “Tear” written curved over one breast and the word “Drop” above the other both in a deep blood red. Her matching black (very) shorts have a broken heart on the side dripping out a few drops of blood on her right hip. Bending over showing off her cleavage as she ducks under the top ring rope.]
Tear: Now see, I don’t know what Pandora’s problem is or just who she thinks she is trying to muscle into my show. Baby I know you’re mad that your daddy is dating Deathkiss and picked her to be his manger not you. But from seeing your daddy in the back and how he used to run things around here, you’re better off with out him and he has no clue! I’m shocked that you were born and have brothers. Why my show?! You can screw your father just fine on that other show! Now with that being said... and seeing how Pandora signed a match for Blood Bath with out talking to over with me first. She used six super stars and so will I!
[Walks around the ring with a smile on her face before walking over resting on the ring ramp.]
Tear: Seeing how GGR and R3 want action sooo bad they’ll both be in the ring on Blood Bath! Its what I want its what the fans want and its what will be done. In the first match you’ll see GGR in hardcore action! Facing BOTH Cereal Killer and Deception in a handy cap match elmation match. Which means for GGR to win he needs to beat both men, but for them to win they only need to pin him. Moving right along to another match for Blood Bath will see R3 in a street fight falls count anywhere! The match will start off in the parking lot and he’ll be facing the team of Inuyasha Body Breaker! I’ll be kind to RR3 and make it for one fall. I know what you’re thinking, “Dude, there’s no rules I’ll come watch your back bro” WRONG! If I see either of you two in the match in anyway shape or form, even watching the match on TV and I’ll surppend you with out pay until forter notice! Now if, if you two make it to the PPV you still have the tag team title shot to look forward to.
[Tear smiles nodding her head as her music hits again as she starts to head to the back.]
(TBC by anyone)
Title: Entering The Office (IGNORE LAST, Most)
Posted By: "GM" Chit Brickhouse
(We cut to outside of the office of Chit Brickhouse who is with Cheif of Staff, Richard Bregnard. They're watching Tear argue about how Princess Pandora booked a match on her show.)
Chit - What is up with that show. Can't they get along like us?
Richard - Because they're power hungry.
Chit - Plus you're Cheif of Staff, I'm GM. Heh.
Richard - Anyways did you see what Prime Offender did to OUR Underworld Champ?
Chit - Yes. And boy do I have a surprise with him and Hardbody.
(Chit raises his eyebrows and Richard grins. They go in and the office is a mess. Chit gasps and Richard looks around. He whistles and Chit just gawks.)
Richard - I guess Hardbody got impacient.
Chit - YOU GUESS?
Richard - Yes.
Chit - NOO! MY MUM'S PICTURE!
(Chit goes over to the picture and hugs it. Richard tries to kick away the broken glass of the dogs and Chit looks at him.)
Chit - That bitch! She broke my dogs!
Richard - And the desk.
Chit - BUT MY DOGS!
(Chit starts to cry and Richard looks in the broken desk and grabs Chit's clipboard.)
Richard - Here's your clipboard.
Chit - BUT *sob* MY *sob* DOGS!
(Chit continues to cry and Richard grabs him up and slaps him. Chit stops crying and looks at Richard.)
Chit - Thanks.
Richard - Anytime.
Chit - Well Prime Offender and Hardbody want to act up huh? Well now it's gonna be a little change to the match. I wasn't going to do this but Hardbody will fight Johnny Tso with me as the guest ref and the match is going to be a Hardcore Match! It's still for the title though. And Prime my boy, you'll be fighting The Iceman, The Great Buddah AND Street Boy in a handicap match and it's for the Insane Title!
(Chit laughs and Richard laughs also. Then Chit starts to choke and Richard gives him the Heinrich Manuver. Chit spits out what looks like a tic-tac and then laughs again with Richard. Scene fades to Pedigree Chum commercials.)
Title: Preparations
Posted By: Slash
(( The camera fades in inside Street Boy and Slash's locker room, only Slash isn' there. ))
Street Boy: where the hell did he go?!
Gary: chill man, he said he'd be back.
Street Boy: that was half an hour ago! I got things to do man! if he isn't back soon...
(( Just then, Slash barges into the locker room with a video tape in hand. ))
Street Boy: Finally!
Slash: listen, I have to talk to you, about our match on tuesday.
Street Boy: shoot.
Slash: ok, first off, didn't I tell you? As soon as we showed the world our capabilities in the tag team realm, life was going to start coming our way, and now look, we've already got a shot at the titles! once we get them, everything we ever wanted will be available to us!
Street Boy: whoa! don't you think we're counting our chickens before they hatch? I mean, we haven't even won the titles. Not only that, but we have a triple threat tag team match, how the hell are we going ot beat to teams at once?!
Slash: calm down man! we've got that match in the bag! that's what this tape is for! Look at it from my perspective. We've already beaten phantasmo and Fat man, we can do it again easily. That means all we have to foucus on is X and Ritter, that's where the tape comes in. This tape is a compilation of every match that Ritter and X have ever participated in, if we study this very carefully, we'll know what to expect from them, and before you know it those belts will be around our waists.
Street boy: hold on, you're forgetting one thing, friday's matches. for one thing, I am in a matchf or the insane title! and for another, if you lose to Green Blazer, our Tag Team run will end before it starts, because you'll be booted out of the CIA!
Slash: listen Street, as for as the insane title goes, think of it this way, if you pull away from that maqtch the insane champ, we'll end up double chaps come tuesday, and as far as GB, I'm not worried, I've seen his style before, even though mine and his paths have never truely crossed. I won't be the one getting kicked out of the CIA if I have anything to say about it. Now then, let's get crackin!
(( Slash walks over to his monitor and pops the tape in the VCR as the camera fades
Title: Kelly and TGB
Posted By: The Iceman
If you want a piece of the iceman kelly then u can.And to dean,I dont think u should be treating a fine young girl like Kelly like that.If you were a wrestler then i would beat you down.So kelly what do u have to say.TGB so u talked the talk but you couldnt walk the walk.Well i will give you a chance to get a piece of me again.Any time,Any place you want it you got it.
Title: Match of the Tag Team
Posted By: Phantasmo Jr.
You know to something all my great and loyal American ventilators? The fat man and the Jr of Phantasmo, the international incident are the hottest equipment of the label that enters the fight today! But where oh in where Ryu can be! He needs to equipment for above with us also and we could not be stopped! Purchase now we have a emparejamiento! A emparejamiento for the clandestine insanos titles of the equipment of the label of the asylum of the world! We must fight to that asshole Ritter. We must fight the wild card the X. Tenemos to fight to boy of the street. And we must fight the vertical ray of the monster. But that is very well with us. Because I am high flight and exciting, and the fat man is a monster also, four monsters of hundreds and twenty pounds! So coming for above the Bloodbath night from Tuesday those strap they are as good as ours!
Title: Who are you?
Posted By: Clint Rezner
A limo pulls up to the Concord, New Hampshire arena, the site of the next episode of Friday Night Crackdown. A crowd gathers around the limo, expecting to see Fat Man. A door opens and Cristina Rosenberg gets out, followed by Clint Rezner. The crowd boos and starts yelling “unkind” remarks in their direction. Cristina give the crowd the two finger salute (A European thing, you wouldn‘t understand) as her and Clint enter the back of the arena.
Clint is wearing a long black trenchcoat, leather pants and a tee shirt that says “H8U”. He’s carrying a pair of small duffel bags. Cristina is wearing a crimson red velvet dress with her hair in pigtails, one with a red stripe and one with a blue stripe. They bump into Nina Garcia.
“Well, well, well. If it isn’t Nina Garcia. Long time no see Nina. How are things?” Clint smirks.
Nina ignores him and does her job, asking questions.
“Clint Rezner, everyone wants to know... why did you interfere in Wolfs match on Tuesday?”
Clint smiles. “Wow Nina. Right to the point. Skip the pleasantries and get right to the main event. You don’t pussyfoot around do you? Why did I attack Wolf on Tuesday? Because I hate Wolf. That’s the short answer. I’ve watches guys like Wolf, and Jeebus, and Prime Offender, and others get pushed up the card and into superstardom, while I’m left languishing in mediocrity. I haven’t been given the opportunities like those guys, when I’m capable of more than all of them put together.”
“And you know WHY I haven't been given the opportunities? Becuase the X hates my guts. I think he’s jealous of my ability to be perfectly honest with you. And Ritter takes advantage of me. He knows I’m loyal. He knows I don’t cause problems with the boys in the back. He knows I’ll show up to work every week whether I get matches or opportunities or air time or not!”
“And I thought it might be a little different with Tear and Chit Brickmouse and Princess in charge, but its the same shit, just a different day. I show up to work. I but my ass. And I don’t even get a match. Not even a MATCH. Deception, Iceman, The Great Buddha, “Angry Puppy” all get matches, all get air time. And what do I get? Jack spit. As usual. I didn’t get any matches this week either. It makes me sick Nina. Sick.”
“I guess that’s fine though. I’ll get that big fat paycheck to sit on my ass and watch other people wrestle all night. That works for me. But back to Wolf. Why did I pick him out of anyone to start messing with? Because I want to know something...”
Clint looks right into the camera.
“Wolf... Who are you? I know, that nobody knows who you are. I’m not even sure you know who you are. But I’m going to find out. Trust me Wolf, this is only the beginning of you nightmare.”
Clint pushes the camera away and walks down the hall followed by Cristina.
Title: Clint Wolf New World Wrastlin(*$)#)#))*&$(#
Posted By: Jeebus
:::Jeebus is at an Ice Cream shoppe with Justin Cole, theyr diggin into they individual sundaes::
Justin Cole: Yeah I keep forgetting but I acctually am supposed to do an interview with you.
Jeebus: Well shoot I got my self a Brainfreeze ah crap alright go ahead.
Justin Cole: Ya hear the comments Clint made about you and mostlly wolf.
Jeebus: Oh yeah well I totally understand him, I mean one need only look at my carreer in the::COUGH:: CWA :::COUGH::: I mean shit I was by far the best wrestler there but becouse I was called Proud Pederast and lots of mommies and daddies watched I had to take lots of shit. However I don't appreciate Clint Saying hes beyond and Above me thats crap and I'll prove it in the ring if that dweeb wants to go at it again.
Justin Cole: ALright what is this feud with Wolf I mean does it even make sense to you? Your all buddy buddy and then your all buddy hate hate buddy hate I mean come on whats goin on?
Jeebus: Honestlly I just ended up spending sometime this summer with wolf just hanging out and I really started to hate the guy and he likewise and I think it just developed from there and we thought well we will get back to wrestling and all will go back to nice but shit I mean the man is a fucking pain to live with. He has horrible taste in music for one and numerous times I almsot stabbed him in his sleep. Rezner wants to know who Wolf is well I can tell you right now hes a dick.
Justin Cole: So what do you think of this match this Captain tagg match thing?
Jeebus: Well I have to take out Wolf and we Win and after that fucking No Contest call last time I'm pretty fucking upset, by the by Clint don't ever interfeere in any of my matches again becouse if you do you will end up as the main course.
Justin Cole: Well Clint seems to acctually be interested in getting in the lime light, so this warning may not keep him away.
Jeebus::loughs:: heh Your right, heres a better versed warning I will take you our permenantelly out of the scene you would even be able to stay up in you mediocre level. This is a message for all you yuppies out there I am not the choochoo train to take you to stardom, I can only take you one place and thats down. And I will take all you fuckers down.
Justin Cole: Well ha ha thats pretty straight forward. ::Jeebus shrugs takes another bite of his sundae:: This is not a question on the list but I am curious, what do you think of all the newbies in the league.
Jeebus: I think it's great other leagues of this level and this size of audience don't give people a chance, they run them through a maze for months if not years like bootcamp and only few ever get to feel what being in front of thousands and million at home in front of TVs feels like. In that respect we take a huge chance letting lots of inexperienced people in, but we all have to start somewhere. Obviouslly not all stick around but the ones that do obviouslly have something special to bring to the ring.
Justin Cole: Wow I was sure you were gonna say that theyr all stupid and you wanna drive over them with your car.
Jeebus: No thats the EMO Moped Army Dorks::Jeebus grins, and digs into his Sundae:::
Title: Fumin...Mad...Angry...Up Yours
Posted By: Prime Offender
** The camera returns with a wide angle view of the CIA arena the crowd is a buzz pictures are being snapped left and right as there is a definite sesne of something great is about to come down that stage at any moment suddenly it goes black everywhere as the crowd begins to go quiet. Then a strange beeping sound can be heard for about ten seconds then...
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Suddenly a loud guitar chord is hit as soon as it hits the words PRIME OFFENDER are embeded into the Titan-tron thingy as all around you sirens begin to blare and bright orange pyro begins to shoot from the stage as the words of the song "Feuer Frei" By Rammstein begin to echo everywhere throughout the arena as the lights begins to go hayware just blizting left and right as everytime the lead singer says the words BANG BANG the pyro shoots off more and more as the song continues its hectic pace the crowd erupts in cheers as they see a lone man standing amidst a haze of smoke he stands still for a moment as we all know its Jimmy Bruce The Prime Offender his entrance video blaring above him showing some of his best ICW highlights as he steps out of the smoke the crowd cheering even more as he paces back and forth along the stage when the music suddenly slows down and he just stands in the middle bouncing left and right on his feet then suddenly....
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BANG BANG! More pyro shoots as PO begins to make is walk down the ramp a cocky look in his step and his eyes as he slaps hands with fans and poses for pictures. He stops at the bottom of the ramp as the instrumentals kick in suddenly lurching forward and slidign under the bottom rope into the ring as he bounces around going from top rope to top rope holding his Insane Title proudly above his head as pictures are being snapped left and right. He jumps off the last turnbuckle and takes a position in the ring pulling a microphone out of his back pocket as Jimmy just holds his hand above his hand attempting to silence the capacity crowd so that he can speak the microphone is just away from his lips as he begins to speak **
[ Offender ] It's been a while ladies and gentlemen but you guys always make it worth it everytime I come down that ramp....
* Cheers *
[ Offender ] But see I am noticing a trend already here in CIA...The trend being this...Jimmy Bruce isn't well...Liked by any of these GM's very much so...
** He frowns as the crowd boos the GM's **
[ Offender ] I mean Shit Brick decides hey Jimmy Bruce I am going to put you in a major handicap against 3 guys on Friday....And well you see instead of fearing this match I actually laughed at it..Just think about it people my first opponent is a guy that could be part of Al-Quieda the Great Buddha? Heh I haven't seen Great Buddha since I raided The X's stash in UHW...Oops sorry bro but I had the itch
** The crowd laughs as Jimmy licks his lips wetting them a bit more **
[ Offender ] Then some guy called Iceman? Heh just because your wrestling skills are far from warm doesn't mean your allowed to commit copyright infringement and knock on Marvel Comics like that!
** Yet again Jimmy doesn't fail to make the crowd laugh as he swings his arm a bit showing a bit of adrenalin as he leans over the ropes facing directly into the camera **
[ Offender ] Let's not forget about Street Boy...No offence kid me and you have gone down this road before and maybe yes you've gotten better but I am evolving into something unstoppable and you have nothing on me still...You should stick to Hardcore Titles and Tag Team matches and not even bother showing up because see now I got some built anger due to all this bullshit thats floating around backstage....
** His fists are clenching and unclenching as this grimace forms on his face **
[ Offender ] This rage can be traced to two people...Shit Brick and Tear..And now I gots to vent this fucking rage on someones face...When I step into the ring on Friday Shit Brick your face and that little brown noser Richard Burgerking and the other one can be that slut Tear...You see I am not going to be held responsible for my actions over the next week...Why? Cause you see management is trying to fucking boot the perverbal boots to me by doing whatever they fucking want so after I pass this first little test on Friday I WILL go onto the next one and the next one I will knock all the fucking walls done and eventually I will get MY revenge on these fuckers who decided to test me...So beware...Everyone be on call...cause Jimmy is fucking fumin...He is mad and out of control...So remember this come very soon I am gonna go over the edge and take doing things by any means necessary to an extreme never done before....So to everyone out back from Phantasmo Jr. To the cry baby who doesn't get no exposure...Did I say that I meant Clint Rezner aka Savio but anywho Just be on full alert..Don't approach me and I wont approach you...Just be on full force alert....If your smart.......
** PO's voice trails as he drops the microphone his music playing as he begins to pose yet again as the crowd snaps more pictures as he eventually makes his way up the ramp **
Title: WHAT THE FUCK! *SHOCK*
Posted By: Wolf
[Wolf is sitting down in his locker room in front of his favourite cardboard box about the tuck into his favourite. 'Tuna Pasta Bake' He coats the top of his food in obscene amounts of cheese and goes about shovling the food into his already opened mouth.. Just as he is about to swallow he hears laughter from outside his locker room. He swallows grimacing his face as he realises he ate a big mouthful. Wolf picks up his bowl and walks out his door. Outise he notices a couple of jobbers standing around the bulletin board chucklin and pointing. Wolf scoops another spoonful into his mouth and goes over to investigate. The jobbers notice Wolf coming towards them and they scatter quickly. Wolf shrugs and swallows his food he starts to read the match listings]
*Wolf* "hmmmm Al Ritter, The X and Jeebus Versus Wolf.....[Take a mouthful of food]..."
[Wolf sits his food out and drop his bowl..the bulletin board is covered in wolfs hald chewed dinner]
*Wolf* "What the fuck!....are they having a laugh!..."
[Wolf pinches himself]
*Wolf* "They are putting me in a match with MY BROTHER! ON THE SAME SIDE!...TOGETHER!..AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
[Suddenly a bunch of EMT's come running down the hall.]
*EMT* "Did anyone scream for help!"
[Wolf stamps his foot and starts to jump up and down like a little baby having a tantrum]
*Wolf* "I DONT WANNA BE WITH MY BIG BROTHER!..ITS NOT FAIR! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
[wolf leaves the emts standing around the doorway lookin confused]
*Wolf* "Death To The Management!"
[The EMT's smile and follow wolf]
*EMTS* "YEAH DEATH TO THOSE GUYS.....WHOEVER THEY ARE!"
[Camera Fades]
Title: Flames erupt
Posted By: Brimstone
'Bodies' by Drowning Pool begins to play as flames erupt on the stage, then a huge 8 foot monster makes his way down to the ring....his name, BRIMSTONE.
the fans marvel the size of this monster. He looks similar to Kane but he's bigger.
Brimstone climbs into the ring and scares the ring announcer and referee out of the ring. He looks around the arena and raises his arms in a slow manner. Then.....
BOOM!!!!
the ring posts explode with red flame. the crowd is startled by the loud blast as they stand on their feet to get a good glimpse of him....
Brimstone: "I have walked through HELL to arrive here in the CIA Asylum. I belong here. I am not your average man, I am a MONSTER!!!"
with Brimstone yelling the way he just did, the fans all jump back into their seats, not knowing what he will do next
Brimstone: "I thirst to see others in pain. I thirst to see others bleed at my feet. I thirst CHAMPIONSHIPS!!! And starting off in the CIA will be the stepping stone to the higher grounds."
as Brimstone is giving his speech, the flames on the stage rise up and down, and when his voice levels rises, the flames gets higher, when he yells, the flames shoot into the air
Brimstone: "So I will start with anyone in the back whom have the balls to face me. I want a match at the next show against the man who does not have a match. If the owner is looking on, I want his blood on my hands, in a HARDCORE MATCH!! I want to set the arena ablaze, and have everyone witness the FURY OF BRIMSTONE!!!!!"
then Brimstone raises his arms once again and the ring posts blow up in red flame.....
Title: Brimstone
Posted By: The Iceman
Hey who the hell do you think you are?If you dont know who i am i am the Iceman and I am the wrestler who will step up and kick the shit out of you.U think ur big and tough.Well lets see how u feel when u get cooled down by the iceman!!!
Title: ARGH! (Clint & Hardbody)
Posted By: "GM" Chit Brickhouse
(Chit Brickhouse is backstage watching Clint talk about how he's not getting any matches and he laughs. Richard then runs in puffing with his clipboard.)
Chit - Argh. People need to knock.
Richard - Soory *breath* I *breath* just *breath* found *breath* out *breath* that *breath* Tso-Tso-Tso
(Richard falls to the ground out of breath. Chit looks at him and shrugs.)
Chit - Must not be important.
(Now all of a sudden Green Blazer jumps through the small window with bars and groans.)
Green Blazer - CHIT! There's danger about.
Chit - Goodie. I don't care. Tell another GM.
(Green Blazer shrugs then walks off. Then all of a sudden his head shows back up with him busted open. Chit looks up and shrugs. He then puts the TV on and reads Playboy. A zip is heard when all of a sudden some beeps come up. Chit zips whatever he unzipped up and pulls a phone out of his pocket.)
Chit - Chit. *voice* You're kidding. *voice* Well I guess I'll find someone else. Who do you think? *voice* Maybe you're right. I wanted Clint to win the title in the first place. *knock* Wait a minute. *to door* Yes?
Voice - It's Clint and Cristina.
Chit - Just a minute.
(Chit shoves the Playboy into his draw and pulls out a clip-on tie.)
Chit - Mike, I gotta go. Also I'd gladly be on Letterman soon. Ok. Ok. See ya.
(Chit then clips on the clip-on and pulls on a suit jacket. He then walks over to the door and a camera is with Clint and Cristina. Chit lets them in.)
Chit - Just the man I wanted to see. Clint, I'm sorry about not giving you TV time lately. So on CrackDown, you get an Underworld Title Shot against Hardbody.
Clint - A woman?
Chit - And I'm still guest referee.
Clint - Well..
Chit - Think of it as an easy win. Now I wanted to ask you something. I want you to be on mine and Cheif Richard's *Chit points to Richard who is gasping for breath* side. We want you to join the Brickhouse Army.
Clint - I'll think about it.
(Clint and Cristina leave and Richard pulls out what is a mini camera out of his pocket. Chit looks then smiles.)
Chit - You're a dirty, piggy, little bastard. But I love you.
(Chit pulls out his laptop and they connect it. They start watching whatever was on the camera and sounds from the conversation are heard. The screen fades to a X-Box commercial.)
Title: Introducing: Big Boi
Posted By: Big Boi
it seems like everyone is getting set up for the next match, then, loud, pulsing guiter music erupts from the speakers. a 7'2" giant walks out. he walks to the ring, stopping once in awhile to flex his enormous biceps and pecks. he grabs the mic from the ring announcer, and says "its time to show y'all whos the new man here. i want the biggest, ugliest on of you fu***rs to bring ur candy ass out here! lets dance."
Title: Iceman, Brimstone, 4Life
Posted By: Body Breaker
Iceman is in the ring and he is talking about Brimstone when all of the sudden the chop down a montain song by jimmy hendex plays!
Joe C: Oh my god here he comes here comes the BODY BREAKER!!!
Body Breakers music hits and Body Breaker comes down to the ring! Body Breaker has a blue 4Life tshirt and blue and white sunglasses and blue and white boas! Body Breaker is playing the air guitar and singing along to his song as the brithgt blue and white lights flash on and off!!
Body Breaker: Look, Iceman, when I came out here I wanted a match with you but you fighted that Great Budda Guy. You did good, you got some skills. So now you want to fight the Brimstone guy. Let me tell you Brimstone comes out and his music is talking about bodys hitting the floor. Only one person makes bodys hit the floor and that is ME!
So here is the deal Iceman. I already don't like Brimstone. You are an ok good wrestler. I want to start a group, "4Life" with four people. We would team up and watch each others backs and be tag teams and stuff. So what do you say? Do you want to be the first member of 4Life?
[TBC by Iceman]
Title: Align to me in the place passed!?!
Posted By: Phantasmo Jr.
I cannot think that they align to me in the place passed in the clandestine insanas graduations of the asylum. They align to me behind the great Buddha. They align to me behind attractiveking! I am a fighter better than to be aligned in the last place! I am half of the best equipment of the label of the clandestine insano asylum! I am the highest flight and exciting! I am the best fighter to leave Mexico in two hundred and forty years! est around to gain the title of the equipment of the label fits with my partner to fat man. Together we cannot lose. After this Tuesday in bath of the Tuesday blood at night, phantasmo and the fat man will be the new champions of the equipment of the label of the world. And then I will not be perhaps the aligned fighter happened. I will be perhaps the first aligned fighter.
Title: i want a match
Posted By: The Great Buddah
any fool who thinks they can beat me, step forward now>>
Title: 4life
Posted By: The Iceman
Body Breaker u want to start a group called 4life?Well it sounds good to me.If u got my back I got yours.So its a deal.All the tag teams better watch out because u will be suffering 4life.
Title: If you read this you will die.
Posted By: Jeebus
(warning there is no swearing in this RP there is no violence there is also no point and this RP just drags on and on there is a point though where it starts to feel like its repeating but its not...enjoy...read at your own discretion)
::Jeebus, The X and Ritter are holiday shopping at a Kalamazoo Meijers store:::
Jeebus: Alright so what should I get for my girl?
The X: you have a girl?
Ritter: Is she imaginary?
Jeebus: Damn it Youve Met Edward.
The X::Tries to recall:: OH yea yeah the girl that looked like she was 12.
Ritter: Knowing you she was.
Jeebus: Hah I mean NO I mean anyways, so what should I get her?
The X: Well first off I don't know why were at this store I mean, Meijers offers us great amounts of crap but quality I think not.
Ritter: The X is correct Meijers may be a source for many jobs in the local community and does improve our economy but really if you want a quality gift you should look somewhere else.
Jeebus: Damn it. Well shit I'll ask that guy over there::As Jeebus and The X and Ritter walk up to a guy who has his back turned, Jeebus begins:::Excuse me can you tell me whe.....::Jeebus The X and Ritter all of them theyr jaws drop::
The X: Uhhh Jon?
Jon"thebomb": Oh uhh hey guys whats up?
Jeebus: dude you work at Meijers?
Jon: Well I gots to make a living.
Jeebus: Dude.
Ritter: You left wrestling to pursue a career at Meijers?
Jon:::shrugs::
The X: Jon dude, I havent seen you in forever man, man wow this is wow.
Jeebus: yeah totally.
Ritter: Well okay now that that is over how about we go over to a quality at the mall and purchase your loved one a nice Hemp Necklace.
Jeebus: Yeah alright, ::looks at The X who converses with his long lost forgotten brother:: I think X is stayin.
Ritter: Yeah he's got him self a Canyonero he can get home.:::As Jeebus and Ritter walk back out of the store and get into Jeebuses newlly acquired 92 Black Impala.:::
Jeebus: do you mind if I put on some Dillinger Escape Plan?
Ritter: Is it psycho music again?
Jeebus: Oh yeah.
Ritter: Alright.::as Jeebus blasts the stereo:::
::They drive down the road to the big mall which is called crossroads, ofcourse becouse of Xmas the mall is full and the closest empty parking spot is over 2 feet away from the door, so Jeebus and Ritter walk, it has started to snow::
Jeebus: Wait don't I hate the mall?
Ritter: Prolly.
Jeebus: Alright just checking.::Jeebus opens the door for Ritter as they enter the mall which is swarming with people:::
Ritter: Holy crud, I wish I had my submachine gun now.
Jeebus: Yeah I know what you mean::sigh::
::they walk around for about an hour avoiding the smell of perfumer permiating from people who think they are somehow more atractive if they smell like something fake:::
Jeebus: Man weve been walking around for like hours man, there is nothing here.
Ritter: Yes it is, after this much xmas music I'm starting to appreciate your psycho music.
Jeebus: Thanks man.Hmmm. Maybe I should buy her a CD, I mean music is good, and it lasts.
Ritter: Or OR you could buy her a diamond necklace!
Jeebus: What do you do with that?
Ritter: Well she would look hot.
Jeebus: she does anyways. A diamond aint gonan make her more atractive to me, its gonna make her more atractive to muggers.
Ritter: your such a pessismist man.
Jeebus: Well what can I say It's true though. Diamonds are pointless.
Ritter: Man you just dont understand.
Jeebus: No I understand perfectlly, someone tells us to consume and so we do becouse we think it's the right thing to do, so since birth were tought to consume all this stuff that we dont need. The world is filled with all this worthless stuff.
Ritter: Well yeah but some of it is nice.
Jeebus: Yeah like PS2 right?
Ritter: Well uhm yeah.
Jeebus: Man PS2 is already absolete, in a few months PS3 will come out and then youll have to buy that and then the system after that and why? So you can stay distracted and complacant?
Ritter: Woah woah woah now, I'm just saying It's fun, I mean lots of stuff is fun, and if your gonan stard dissing stuff that we don't need then, how about wrestling, nobody needs that well except us wrestlers ya know, and entertaiment helps communities relax and stuff.
Jeebus: BAH!:::Ritter and Jeebus get stopped by couple of fans and they sign some autographs and let the kids take some pictures with them:::
::Jeebus and Ritter leave the mall having only bought a pretzel each:::
(happy holidays, May Jesus watch over you as you sleep and shower and take a shit)
Title: Big Boi, TGB, 4Life
Posted By: Body Breaker
All of the sudden the chop down a montain song by jimmy hendex plays!
Joe C: Oh my god here he comes here comes the BODY BREAKER!!!
Body Breakers music hits and Body Breaker comes down to the ring! Iceman is with him! Body Breaker has a blue 4Life tshirt and blue and white sunglasses and blue and white boas! The Iceman also has a blue 4Life shirt! Body Breaker is playing the air guitar and singing along to his song as the brithgt blue and white lights flash on and off!!
“Oh yeah, its good its all good! 4Life is in the house! 4Life is the fastest rising most feared most revalusonary group in profesional wrestling today! Scott Steiner you better watch your ass because Iceman and Body Breaker and 4Life are taking over and changing the face of wrestling as we know it! That brings me to some people I’ve seen out here, Big Boi and The Great Buddha. Now Buddha, your good, I’ve seen you wrestle Iceman here. But Iceman is that much better because he beat you 1, 2, 3. PLUS you are in a group called the outkasts so you CAN NOT join 4Life. Then I’ve seen that big man Big Boi that guy is huge! Now what I don’t get is Big Boi comes out and says “someone fight me.” Then TGB comes out and says “someone fight me.” Why don’t you fight each other!?! I’ll tell you what Big Boi. If you challenge TGB to a match, then maybe I’ll invite you to join the hottest thing going in wrestling today, and that is 4Life!”
Body Breakers music hits and BB and Iceman leave.
Title: i accept all challengers
Posted By: Big Boi
"bring it, buddah! get ur dusty @$$ down 2 this ring, so i can lay sum whoppin on it!"
Title: Johnny C debuts on CIA!!
Posted By: Johnny Justice
The Crowd is silent. The lights go out! The audience screams, pondering what is about to happen. After many seconds, pyro shoots out from the stage. Then BODIES by Drowning pool blasts throughout the arena as the crowd goes crazy!
Dean: Oh my God! Johnny Justice from NEF is debuting on CiA!!
Johnny Justice appears on stage, as the crowd goes even wilder! Johnny C brings the mic closer to mouth, but the crowd won't let him speak! As the noise dimmens, Johnny Justice says: I'm Back! And I want the CIA Hard-Core Title! And i want it now! The crowd goes up in cheers as BODIES plays and Johnny Justice walks back off stage.
Title: nwo sucks
Posted By: Scott Steiner
scott steiner music hits sirens all over the building steiner pics up a mic
steiner-you guys make me pissed off and laugh at the same time the pissed part is that you need the nwo to back your punk ass up and the thing that makes me laugh is that you guys all can't beat the bid bad voodo daddy in other words the nwo sucks the gentic freak will kick all your asses so try me if u can so to all my freaks out there big poppa pump is your hook up holla if you here me
crowd cheers
steiner-so bloodbath your ass is mine backbreaker
steiner drops the mic and leaves the ring
Title: RAGE!
Posted By: Wolf
[The scene cuts in the sight of a christmas tree. Christmas music is playing. The camera zooms out to show several jobbers out cold covered in blood. Suddenly wolf walks into the shot and kicks over the christmas tree. He stares at the camera. His eyes look evil and ready. He cracks his fist into his palm and walks out the shot]
::::::COMMERCIAL::::::::::::::::
[EMT's come rushing out of the showstoppers locker room. Inside there is no sign of the showstoppers only another jobber out cold on the floor. The EMT's are rushing about trying to find help. Suddenly a blood curdling scream comes from the vicinity of clint rezners locker room]
*Voice* "REZNER!..WHERE ARE YOU!..HA HA HA HA HA HA!..COME OUT COME OUT WHERE EVER YOU ARE..HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!"
[The EMT's look at security who quickly clamber towards to voice..The cameraman quickly persues. They come to the source of the voice. Wolf is standing over another KO'd jobber]
*gaurd1* "Okay sir i think it's time to give up!"
[Wolf stays still staring down at the jobber with his back to the camera]
*Wolf* "Explain to me again. Who is this man who is beneath my feet. He is innocent yet he get's hurt. Wheres the logic in that. Hmmmmm then again where is the logic in your own blood turning on you once again. Where is the logic in that tell me!"
[The gaurds become confused by wolfs cryptic remarks]
*Gaurd1* "Even so sir. We have to take you in and detain you til the police arrive. Im sorry!"
[Wolf laughs loudly and wipes away a bead of sweat from his forehead]
*Wolf* "Dont apologise to me for it. I know it wasn't your fault. If guys come through this okay...I hope you dont bear a grudge"
[Suddenly wolf swings around to reveal he is holding sledgehammer. The gaurds scatter but send the camera man to the floor. The camera falls out of his hands and breaks on the floor. The video link is severed. But auio remains]
*Voice* "Please..Now I know your upset. Please maybe we can sort something out!"
*Voice2* "You have no idea.....!!"
[The sound of a loud painful scream blares out leaving an evil cackle present]
[Camera Fades]
Title: The Corruption begins... (Big Boi read)
Posted By: Crisis
(The camera opens in the back halls of the arena. The camera is focused on a monitor showing Big Boi in the ring calling out all challengers. The camera pans out a bit to show a man with short black hair, styled kinda spikey, black JNCO jeans and a black tank top that reads "From nothing we have risen. And from nothing... WE... STILL... RISE!" on the back in bloody red letters. A huge tribal tattoo runs down his left arm from his shoulder to his wrist. He turns away from the monitor and we can see the word "Corruption" on the front of his tank top as he walks down the hallway to the ring.)
Crisis: "This is pathetic."
(He makes his way to the curtain and tells the crew member standing there to hit his music. The camera cuts to the arena, Big Boi is standing in the ring, talking about how much he can kick ass as Hollow Ground by Hatebreed starts to play. The lights go dim and a huge strobe flashes on the top of the entrance ramp. After a few seconds, the man from the back walks to the top of the ramp. The crowd starts to chant D-C-W! D-C-W! D-C-W! as the man walks down the ramp and slide into the ring. He walks up to big Boi and grabs the mic out of his hands.)
Crisis: "What is this I hear about taking on all the big ugly fucks around here? As you can see, I'm not a big ugly fuck, so I hope your not dissapointed."
(Big Boi grabs the mic back and starts to speak.)
Big Boi: "Ugly fuck or not, you brought your candy ass out here. So I guess that means you want a peice of this?"
(Crisis smiles as he grabs the mic again. He paces a bit, stroking his gotee before speaking.)
Crisis: "Actually, me walking out here doesn't mean I want a peice of you."
(Crisis drops the mic and kicks Big Boi in the gut. As Big Boi is hunched over Crisis turns around and wraps his arms around Big Boi's. Crisis spins around so that he's under Big Boi. He stands up, holding Big Boi back to back with himself, Big boi's head towards the mat. Crisis then sits down, driving Big Boi's head into the mat. (The Vertebreaker) Crisis stands up and gets the mic as Big Boi is lying on the mat.)
Crisis: "That... means I want a peice of you."
(Crisis drops the mic as Hatebreed starts to play. He rolls out of the ring and makes his way up the ramp to chante of D-C-W! D-C-W!)
Title: BullShit
Posted By: Big Boi
thats a bunch of bs, crisis, lets have a match 2 settle this.
Title: Enter: The Red Baron
Posted By: The Red Baron
(The scene is a shady looking bar scene in Manchester, NH. Some fat bartender is watching the Bruins game on NESN when a tall man enters the bar with Chit Brickhouse. They sit down at the bar and watch thegame for a bit.)
Bartender - What are you fellas having?
Chit - Gimme us two Buds.
Bartender - Sure.
(Chit is wearing a suit and the other man is wearing a jean vest and jeans. He's shaking his head around and the bartender brings over the beers. Chit takes a sip and talks.)
Chit - So Red, you definatley joining the CIA then?
Red - Yes. As long as I have your backup cousin.
Chit - Don't worry about that. Hmm. I think we can even get The Showstoppers to get with us and we'll be the most powerful force in the CIA.
(Red takes a drink of the beer. Chit looks at Red as if waiting for a reply and then just shrugs. Red grabs a controller and switches the channel to MSNBC. On it is a picture of a man who oddly looks like Red and he changes it again. This time to ESPN.)
Red - Listen Chit. Book me in a match against that Hardbody and all I got to do is hit the Dangerous DDT and she will not get up. Because it will be time for The Red Baron to enter!
(Chit looks at him and grabs the controller. He switches it back to NESN and Red grabs Chit by the throat.)
Red - OK?
Chit - Yes. *gasp* Now please let go cuz.
(Red lets go and drinks the rest of the beer. Before the bartender talks he and Chit walk out. Outside is a cheap station wagon and Red smiles.)
Red - So you wanna go and invade some college girls' houses?
Chit - Sure why not?
(They go in and laugh. Chit then drives off down the street.)
Title: All you fuckers
Posted By: Jeebus
:::Jeebus storms into Chit Brickhouses Office and lunges at Chit, Ritter and The X have to Hold Jeebus back from ripping off Chits face:::
Jeebus:::is screaming:::YOU SHIT YOUR DEAD YOU HEAR ME!!!!::Chit is very confused::
Chit: What tha hell did I do?
Jeebus: I just found out this was another No Contest match. WHat kind of Shit Is that???? YOu SUCK CHIT YOU SUCK SHIT CHIT FUCKING :::Jeebus spits a loogie on Chits shirt as Chit just kind of tries to stay calm as Ritter and The X Drag Jeebus out of the room:::
Chit: Holy shit, that guy needs to stay off the fucking horse steroids. :::Jeebus ritter and The X are standing outside Chits office:::
The X: fucking hell I'm the boss, and I'm telling you, your not allowed to kill Chit, not yet anyways.
Ritter: Yeah man relax take it out on the people that really deserve it:::As Jeebus just snarls:::
The X::Starts walking away:: fuck im the boss why I'm I doing this hands on shit??::He just walks off:::
Ritter: Calm down man::he puts his hand on Jeebuses shoulder::: I'm sure The X Dosent mind if you gang rape Clint and Wolf.
Jeebus: Oh theyr dead theyr all dead. ::Jeebus storms off as Ritter just shakes his head then looks around to make sure no one is around and pulls a bottle of RC cola from his pocket and takes a hit:::
TBC-YOUR ALL GONNA DIE
Title: Getting Away...
Posted By: "GM" Chit Brickhouse
(Chit is in his office with Red and Richard standing behind him. They don't understand why he has a suitcase. Inside of it is all Playboy magazines and some clothes.)
Richard - CALM DOWN CHIT!
Chit - NOOOO! THAT FUCK JEEBUS IS GOING TO KILL ME!
Red - Why would he do that?
Chit - IF X AND AL WEREN'T WITH ME I WOULD BE DEAD! I SENT CLINT OUT THERE!
Richard - WHAT???
Chit - Yes! I DID IT! Why? Because he lost to Hardbody! HE WANTED BLOOD! And that's why the Showstoppers came backstage! They were going to leave when I told them to stay! BITCH MOVE!
(Red is blocking the door when Chit tries to push him away. He can't and Richard grabs Chit's shirt and pulls him up.)
Richard - CALM DOWN! Now why'd you do it?
Chit - Because I hate The X, Wolf and Jeebus! I need Al and The Showstoppers in The Brickhouse Army and soon!
Richard - Al?
Chit - Yes! AL! We can then take out Pandora and Tear and control both shows!
Richard - I like but why you leaving?
Chit - BECAUSE JEEBUS IS GOING TO KILL ME! RED MOVE!
(Red moves and Chit gets out of his office. Red and Richard follow him [after locking up] and they head into the garage. They get into Chit's station wagon and head out of the garage.)
Richard - Where we going?
Red - Yes, where are we going Chit?
Chit - Montpelier, Vermont. Then we're gonna use my webcam to announce stuff. We'll hide out in this little shack I have until Jeebus stops fuming.
(They drive onto Route 95 and the screen fades.)
Title: Present For Wolf
Posted By: Clint Rezner
Clint Rezner and Cristina Rosenberg are sitting in the dark. It appears that they are in a boiler room of some sort. The camera has an upward shot of Clint, he’s looking down into the camera with his long hair dangling around his face. Clint brushes the hair out of his face and has a wild look in his eye.
“By now, you should all know that I’m backing Chit Brickhouse as a member of his Brickhouse army. Honesty, I wanted to split his head open and feast on his brains after my match with Hardbody... but I saw the tape of the match and realized that Chit did his best to be fair and impartial.” Clint smiles an evil smile.
“Now, I’ve been hearing a lot of grumbling from Jeebus going on and on about how he’s going to “Kill This” and “Destroy That.” I think my name came up once or twice. Listen Jeebus, you are just in the wrong place at the wrong time. I’m out for Wolf right now. You just seem to keep getting in the way. But if you want to “Kill, Crush, Destroy” and you come my way? Well, I don’t like you anyway so I will not hesitate to put you out of everyone’s misery.”
“Now as far as Wolf goes... People want to know... What is the deal with me and Wolf? What’s the beef? Some people think I’m cross with him for beating me back last year at Extreme Measures when he had the world title. Sure, I’m cross. But that match made us both look like supermen. No, my beef with Wolf is that he’s got this whole safe little facade going right now... And I’m going to bring his world crashing down around him.”
Clint reaches behind him and pulls out a VHS tape. He holds it up and waves it around.
“You see Wolf, I’ve put together a little video package that should show everyone what I’m talking about. You want to know what’s on this tape? You show up to the arena on Christmas eve. That’s when I’m going to show the whole world that they don’t know jack when it comes to Wolf.”
Clint starts to laugh fervently as the camera fades to black.
Title: Here chitty chitty chitty here boy come out and pl
Posted By: Jeebus
:::Chit, Red and Richard are up in a small Motel room on the side of the interstate, Chit is on the phone as Red and Richard figure out the sleeping arrangment:::
Red: I'm not sleepin on the gad damn flor!
Richard: Alright fine but neither am I.:::they both with grins look over to Chit who has no idea what theyr talking about as he is deep in conversation with someone on the phone:::
Chit: yes yes thats right. No you add the addapter to the Y unit.....>>What do you mean there is no Y unit? I bought the piece of crap my self, I think I would know...............alright lets calm down, yeah yeah sorry for yelling at you yes I know your not to blame I know ok I'm sorry, yeah alright, lets move on. sigh...........okay yeah I have the equipment at my cabin. Yeah I'll call you tomorow at around 3.......yeah well try it out.........by the way hows Jeebus feeling?.............he hasnt been seen in a while???...Uhm where is he?...........What do you mean he left about 10 minutes after I called you from the road. Uhh ok ok yeah I'll just uhm I'm sure He dosent know where I am. Yeah okay well thanks for worrying, okay bye talk to ya tomorow, nite:::Chit hangs up the phone:::
Chit: Fucking hell, Jeebus isn't around, shit I just hope hes taking out his anger on someone else.
Red: Oh yeah by the way, we figured out the sleeping arrangment, and you dude are sleeping on the floor.
Chit: WHat?
Richard: Sorry man, we called it fair and square.
Chit; I was on the PHONE oh god damn it, fucking hell.
Red::climbs into his comfy bed, while richard brushes his teeth in the latrine::: So how long till the cabin?
Chit: It's gonna be about 2 hours if we don't stop and take pictures of every fucking pretty fucking sunset.
Red: Hey man my photography is important to me.
Chit: yeah yeah sorry damn.:::Chit zips him self up in his sleeping bag on the floor and lays his head on the undersized pillow, as Richard comes back and lays on the other bed and turns off the night light:::
Red: Goodnight.
Richard: Nite
Chit: Yeah yeah.::Chit goes to sleep clutching a billy club:::
:::meanwhile, Jeebus is in a phone booth, as hes talking to someone:::
Jeebus:...I'll be back tomorow, Yeah I won't miss the show yeah yeah, ::Mumbles under his breath::notthatihaveamatch OH Nothin nothing, yeah I'll be back. HUH? ......What about World War2?.............Who?............uhh........You gots to talk to Ritter about that one. Isn't he in the W-E-W?...........Well like I said Ritter is the person you need to talk to......well nite I gotta go.:::as Jeebus hangs up the phone he looks across the street and hes looking right at a Station wagon parked at a Motel, as Jeebus carefully walks across the empty road, he has a 12 gage shotgun in his left hand, he walks up to the Station Wagon he looks at the window of the motel which is drawn shut, as Jeebus with a cold look in his eyes, unscrews the gas cap on the Station Wagon, Jeebus pulls a rag from his pocket and stuffs it halfway into the gastank, Jeebus then pulls a lighter and lights the rag and then runs around the corner of the Motel, As it takes only couple of seconds before the fire reaches the Gas, igniting it and Sending the Station wagon skyward aswell as blowing in the windows of the Motel, as Chit Rich and Red all wake suddenlly from the explosion and Red Grabs the Fire Extinguisher becouse theyr curtains have cought on fire aswell,:::
Chit: OH MY GOD ITS HIM!!:::As Chit billyclub in hand runs into the Latrine and locks the door, as Richard and Red pull down the curtains at which point they see that theyr Ride is engulphed in flames:::
Red: holy Shi::Before he can finish the sentence Jeebus jumps through the window and smacks Red in the Jaw with the butt of the shotgun as Richard backs off into the corner behind the bed as Jeebus just gives him a stone stare, before turning his attention to the only place Chit could be, Jeebus carefully knocks on the door:::
Jeebus: Housekeeping, housekeeping::Jeebus kicks in the door as Chit screams and drops his club, Jeebus stops the screaming by grabing Chit by the throat and dragging him out of the Latrine, Jeebus then puts the shotgun to Chits head, as Richard Looks on in horror:::
Chit:OH GOD DONT KILL ME!!!
Jeebus: This is a friendlly FUCKING warning. You ever send any fucking morons to interfere in my matches without my Fuckin Consent your gonna find your self in that fucking car when it blows!
Chit: I'm so sorry:::Jeebus Cocks the Shotgun with a quick thrust of the hand::: OH god oh god ohgod
Jeebus: Ain't No FUCKING GOD HERE!!! Just a little bitch one second away from getting your head plastered all over the wall and Richard over there::as Jeebus eyes flair up, and Chit can see his trigger finger tighten on the trigger::: Ooooh This is gonan be Sweeeet!!!!:::Chit all of a sudden gets weak in the knees and passes out, Jeebus lowers the shotgun confused:::
Jeebus: Well thats some crap, how am I supposed to plaster his head all over you Richie Rich:::As Jeebus looks over to Rich who is still hiding behind the bed::: Hey I know I'll improvise:::Jeebus pulls the trigger and Unloads a Shot on the pillow of the bed Behind which rich is hiding, as Feathers explode filling the room like a snowstorm, Jeebus just grins and climbs back out through the broken window, Richard walks to the window with coution he looks for Jeebus but hes gone, Richard then goes and attends to Red and Chit, Red is waking up on his own, but Chit needs some help from captain water:::
(this was not on camera)
Title: Focus on Me! (Wolf)
Posted By: Prime Offender
** The Prime Offender is strung out on his couch in his locker room his eyes rolled back in his head as he just stares blankly at the ceiling as the door cracks open and you see the head of Joel peeking thru the crack as as grubby fat head pushes the door open and he steps quietly in **
[ Joel ] This is Canada's Own Joel reporting from within CIA Insane Champion's Jimmy Bruce The Prime Offender's locker room as you can see the man himself right there in a state of pure mediatative thought probably comtemplating his actions in his upcoming match against Wolf on Bloodbath!
** Suddenly you see the head of Prime Offender towering behind Joel a large grin on his as he scratches his head a few times as Joel turns around sensing a presense behind him. Joel catches sight of the grinning Prime Offender and jumps back stumbling slightly looking a bit shocked as PO snaps his neck to the side **
[ Prime Offender ] Thinking? Naw I am just wasted man too many shots of Tequila will do that to a guy dontcha know?
** Joel has fully recovered from his shock as he fixes his tie and holds the microphone out **
[ Joel ] Well you've seen the finalized list for World War 2 correct? And well.....Your not on it! What do you think about that...Be honest!
** Jimmy shrugs turning his hat a bit to the side as he holds his hands out showing off his platinum rolex **
[ Prime Offender ] You see something Joel...I get no respect around here! I mean look at this shit! I run over a fucking Champion and what happens? Nothing! You know how hard it is to get some attention in this place?
[ Joel ] Well...
[ Prime Offender ] And you wanna know why you piece of Prime Canadian Bacon! I will tell you why! Its politics! You see I ain't running around sucking the cock of ShitBrick so what do I get? Nothing up in this mug...So me not being selected to represent a place that I'VE stuck through thick and thin is ok...Because no offence to any of the guys in CIA but I am bringin' my own crew to that noise...So you can put that in your pipe and smoke it!
** The crowd goes off cheering and hollering as PO is on a sort of roll so to speak **
[ Joel ] What about your match against Wolf?
** Jimmy gives that seducing grin that makes chicks wanna bang him and laughs to himself licking his lips as he leans in real close to Joel intimidating him as Joel shys away **
[ Prime Offender ] Wolf Wolf Wolf...You know I got no disrespect to yah! None at all I mean I've been watching you stalk around backstage hunting your prey...Always thinking...Comtemplating your next strike...See your busy off being all focused on that Goth Jobber who is the equivalent of Savio Vega if he was in CIA...Clint Rezner!!! You see thats going to take you off your game...You lose that game Wolf and what happens? You lose the match! I've beaten you before. Hell you were the LAST ICW World Champ before I got the title! Remember that? I bet thats stuck somewhere in your brain isn't it....
** Jimmy's face tensing and untensing while pointing to the top of his skull tapping his head a few times as the crowd chants his name repeatedly **
[ Prime Offender ] I hope it hasn't eaten at you...Causing your gut to rot from within causing alot of pain! But honestly Wolf this baby right here...
** Holds up his Insane Title which was formerly the ICW World Title as the crowd pops and chants CIA CIA CIA! **
[ Prime Offender ] Isn't worth the pain as much as it used to be! So dont cry over spilled milk because in scale the pain caused by a loss for a title won't compare to the pain caused upon you by me cause I've got my OWN built up rage! My own anger! I hate the world as much as you and I need to vent! And your the unlucky guy who gets to taste the cold reality of my foot in your mouth! So Wolf...I want you to be prepared...Focus in! Focus on me Wolf! Cause when it comes to matches against Jimmy Bruce The Prime Offender he does things BY ANY MEANS NECESSARY!!! Now get the fuck outta my run you stinky decrept old fat fuck!
** Jimmy pushes Joel down as the crowd laughs as Joel has trouble getting up while PO goes and lays back down trying to sober up or lose his hangover! **
Title: The Hunter!
Posted By: Prime Offender
** Prime Offender is shown walking backstage in the halls of the lower part of the arena he is whistling "Like A Virgin" he is obviously thinking about how much he misses Hydra's presence in CIA but back to the topic at hand as he walks he sees a door that is cracked open PO quietly tippy toes over and pulls the door open more as you can see the dimly lit boiler room **
[ Offender ] *Whispering* Tonight we are hunting the ultimatly rare and uncommon Florida Based Wolf! But as you can see all I have found so far are a bunch of the ultra-common Goth Kitties...
** PO snickers to himself as the camera shows both Clint Rezner and Christina Rosenberg laughly maniacly as the camera shows PO again who has a finger over his mouth looking really really surprised **
[ Offender ] As you can see this is the super duper rare type of Goth Kitty..The Laughing Jobber bloodline also known as Clint Rezner....
** PO giggles to himself as he gets back on his feet and begins to cockily strut down the hall he sees a poster on the wall and smiles happily as he rushes up to it, as the camera shows the poster it turns out to be that of ICW SuperStar Dragon in a pose **
[ Offender ] Now this is the superbly unseen type of Amphibian of the warm blooded line the Dragon line! You see this specimen is shown is his natural state of mating which as you can see further proves that it doesn't get any! As you can plaining see by this specimens act of mating along with the call to go with it
** The crowd laughs as it shows the pose of Dragon holding his testicles and appearing to be like Mike...Literally as PO begins to walk slowly and something must have caught his eye maybe a shadow or something...Who knows? anyway PO comes to the place where Wolf decided to use a sledgehammer on some nails...err security guards. There is blood everywhere as the guards are all coughin up shit and whining about the pain **
[ Guard 1 ] Oooooh my ribs!
[ Guard 2 ] Oooh my head!
** Jimmy begins to dance a little jig **
[ Offender ] I'm dyin I'm dyin I think im dead!
** The two guards look up at PO with this fuck it hurts look as PO just points and laughs as he picks up the SledgeHammer Wolf used on these Rent-A-Cops as he holds it up in front of the camera just giggling **
[ Offender ] As you can see these two putz's right here are the stupid breed of Rent-A-Copa of the Whiny Bitch family...Also you can see before you the needs that Florida Based Wolf who is also infamous for his victories over Jobbers...Well little does this PUP know is that this Hunter right here isn't one of these family types that we demonstrated here today on Wolf-Hunter! But he is that of a Higher Species..The Champions Blood...
** PO's Voice and Face turn serious now **
[ Offender ] Wolf you can have all the scary music in the world...All the jobbers beat and use as many sledgehammers as you want cause guess what? None of that bullshit gets you a mark in the win column what it will get you is distracted so keep hunting Clint and just know I am behind you as much as your own tail that is between your legs...Cause pretty soon chief..Its me and you yet again and this time there is no reason or cause just two paths crossing before a climax...Guess what though? Wolf you hit your Climax...Your peak and I stole that so your path is all downhill while I am still reclimbing so as for your chances at beating me on Blood Bath...Lets put them at the same as Mike Tyson beating Lennox Lewis...You know it aint gonna happen but you just hope it does..So Wolf come prepared cause I am gonna do things BY ANY MEANS NECESSARY!!!!!
** PO walks off dropping that sledgehammer on the Guard #2's chest as he coughs up more blood as in the background Feure Frei can be heard playing **
Title: Now What???
Posted By: The Red Baron
(In the morning, after Jeebus scared the shit out of The Brickhouse Army, Chit is shaking with his club when Red comes out of the bathroom with a bag.)
Red - How the hell are we supposed to get to the cabin now?
Richard (Off) - Walk?
Red - But my camera can't stand the heat.
Chit - WHAT FUCKING HEAT? THERE'S NO FUCKING HEAT IN DECEMBER!
Richard (Off) - Call some rent-a-car place.
Chit - FUCK YOU RICH! I'M SUING THE FUCKING CIA!
Red - Calm down Chit.
Chit - FUCKING WHY? MY FUCKING MOM IS PROBABLY WORRYING ABOUT ME IN FUCKING MEDICINE HAT AND YOUR TELLING ME TO CALM DOWN!
(Richard comes in with a whole bunch of cuts on his face. Red looks at him and laughs.)
Chit - WHY THE FUCK DID YOU SHAVE???
Richard - I always shave on Mondays.
Chit - WHAT'S THERE TO FUCKING SHAVE YOU BASTARD???
(All of a sudden a phone rings and Chit pulls it out of his pocket. He looks at the number and answers it.)
Chit - Hello mum. No I'm fine. I haven't been swearing lately. No mum. Why mummy? I can't! The show is Friday!
Red - Hi Aunty. (To Chit) What's wrong?
Chit - (to phone) Wait a minute mum. (to Red) My mom wants me and you to go to Medicine Hat tommorrow or Wednesday to get our gifts.
Red - SHIT!
Chit - No mum. That wasn't Jeremy. It was our new friend Richard. Mum, we'll come this weekend. I promise. Love you. Bye.
(Chit throws the phone out the window. He then goes out the window.)
Chit - Come on. Grab your stuff. We're hitchhiking!
Richard - Argh!
Red - You're kidding right?
Chit - No.
(They grab their stuff and go out the window. The then start walking off into the sun. Red stops and takes a picture of the sun. They then continue.)
...To Be Continued...
Title: winning the tag team titles (read competitors)
Posted By: Street Boy
(street boy and slash are in their dressing room making fun of Ritter for the pepsi Blue moment)
Slash- What a loser.
Street Boy- I know but the great thing is he owes us one. Your a fucking genius.
Slash- Thank you thank you.
Street Boy- So onto winning the tag team titles. As you may or may not know I have had 2 previous shots at this. Undercover Brother was fired right before and Jeff Davis well we wont get into that one.
Slash- Mutual break up?
Street Boy- No not realy. He said he worked better a lone and then hit me with a cahir. So we had a match and I kicked his ass.
Slash- O right I knew that (and he gives street boy one of those weird sarcastic looks)
Street Boy- So I need this champion ship badly. Like realy badly. Its been a while since I've won a title.
Slash- Well we've watched matches and made notes on Ritter and The X's team. We've already been in a match, and beat, Phantasimo Jr. and Fat Man so i'm pretty confident in this match.
Street Boy- Yes but don't be to over confident thats when we take them too easy and we lose.
Slash- Street calm down. Seriously its all good seriously. We have it in the bag.
Street Boy- I hope so I realy do.
camera fades
Title: Pre-match jitters
Posted By: Slash
(( The camera fades in on Slash in the training room, benching an incredible two plates and a 25 on each side. Suddenly, Street Boy comes walking into the camera shot, a slightly nervous look on his face. ))
Street Boy: Slash!
Slash: (ugh)...what is it?
Street Boy: I've been thinking it over, and now that I've gone over it a few times, I don't thinkthat our chances are all that great at beating X and Ritter, I mean, what if our beating Phantasmo and Fat Man was a fluke? We didnt' do so hot on crackdown, what makes you think we'll do any better tonight?
(( Slash raks his bench bar and sits up, wiping the sweat from his face. )
Slash: listen street, our beating Phantasmo and Fat Man was no fluke, in fact, that's probably why we lost on Crackdown. Why do you tink I forged this alliance w/ you? because we work best when we're togeter, as opponents or as a team. So come tonight, hey, we might not beat ritter and X, but you can sure as hel bet that his won't be our last shot at those titles.
Street Boy: but what if...
Slash: Street, you can what if all day if you want, but as long as we've done our part, we're gonna knock 'em dead tonight. If anything, we'll get to beat the living hell out of fat man and phantasmo again. Now if you'll excuse me, I've got to do some more lifting.
Street Boy: I hope you're right Slash, I hope you're right...
(( Slash swings back under the bench bar and continues lifting as Street Boy walks off camera. ))
(( CAMERA FADE ))
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