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Title: Chit, you better give us our Title Match! (Slash/
Posted By: Gorgeous Garret Rogers
Title: Chit, you are dead!
Posted By: Al Ritter
Title: Killing Floor Blues
Posted By: Jeebus
Title: A Little TOO Power Hungry? (Tear, Al, X)
Posted By: "GM" Chit Brickhouse
Title: WOLF'S MOVIE PART ONE
Posted By: Clint Rezner
Title: WOLF'S MOVIE PART TWO
Posted By: Clint Rezner
Title: Yes
Posted By: Tear
Title: Sure..Why Not (Drake)
Posted By: "GM" Chit Brickhouse
Title: Prime Offences (PT 1 0f Many)
Posted By: Prime Offender
Title: Brimstone will lose to Iceman 4life!
Posted By: Body Breaker
Title: What happended to my match?
Posted By: Big Boi
Title: Tear and Chit Will Be Leveled Completely
Posted By: Al Ritter
Title: Burning Fury (everyone read)!
Posted By: Brimstone
Title: Victorious
Posted By: Slash
Title: The beginning
Posted By: Drake Steele
Title: RAGE RAGE RAGE RAGE RAGE!
Posted By: Wolf
Title: Random People PT 1 *ALL READ*
Posted By: Wolf
Title: Prime Offences (PT2)
Posted By: Prime Offender
Title: Match against Buddah
Posted By: Sexyking
Title: Continue... Posted By: Sexyking
Title: Sexyking Buddah Drake Chit Tear Crisis
Posted By: Big Boi
Title: And also
Posted By: Big Boi
Title: No...no...no (Bigboi)
Posted By: Sexyking
Title: Prime Offences (PT3)
Posted By: Prime Offender
Title: Prime Offences (PT4)
Posted By: Prime Offender
Title: One ring to rule them all...
Posted By: Crisis
Title: Can this get any worse?
Posted By: Co-GM Princess Pandora
Title: The Warrior has risen w/ change
Posted By: Drake Steele
Title: Warrior ringside(PO and Buddha)
Posted By: Drake Steele
Title: One ring to rule them all... (part 2)
Posted By: Crisis
Title: Chit, you better give us our Title Match! (Slash/
Posted By: Gorgeous Garret Rogers
Gorgous Garret Rogers and Rock-Star Richard Royal burst into Brickhouse’s office. Chit Brickhouse and Richard Bregnard are looking over the rundown for Friday Night Crackdown.
Chit: Is there something I can help you gentlemen with?
Garret Rogers grabs Brickhouse by the throat and slams him up against the wall.
Rogers: THIS IS FREAKING BULLSHIT!!!
Chit: What?!? I swear to god I didn’t do it! It was Bregnard! It was all Bregnard!
Bregnard: What? I didn’t do anything!
Rogers drops Chit.
Rogers: No, it’s not anything you guys did. It’s freaking bullshit that Slash and Street Boy have the tag team titles! Me and Royal are the number one contenders, and somehow Slash and Street Boy got a title shot before we did. Now we gotta fight Slash and Street Boy? We weren't practicing to fight them, we were getting ready for Ritter and The X!
Chit: See, that really wasn’t me! Pandora made those matches! Man I’m glad she’s not on Crackdown.
Royal: Right. Pandora made that match. That’s why we’re here.
Chit: Wha?
Rogers: We don’t want to wait until “Lord of the Ring” for our title shot. We want a match with Street Boy and Slash, and we want it THIS FRIDAY!
Chit: A tag team title match... on my Friday show... MONEY! Hell yes! You guys got your match!
Roger and Royal smile.
Royal: Nice doing business with you gentlemen!
Royal and Rogers shake hands with Chit and Beregnard.
Title: Chit, you are dead!
Posted By: Al Ritter
Chit Brickhouse and Richard Bergnard are just finishing up signing the match of “Slash and Street Boy vs The Showstoppers” for Friday Night. Suddenly Al Ritter kicks in the door.
Ritter: This is complete and utter bullshit!!!
Chit: Ah! What now!
Ritter: Did you see what happened to me? I just lost the tag team titles without even being in involved in the pin! That’s just not right man!
Chit: Yeah that sucks.
Ritter: Sure does. That’s why you are going to give me and The X a rematch for the belts on Friday night Crackdown!
Chit and Bergnard look at each other.
Chit: I’m sorry... but I just signed Slash and Street Boy to fight the Showstoppers on Friday.. for the belts.
Ritter’s eye twitches.
Ritter: What? That.. is... BULLSHIT!
Ritter picks up Chits desk and flips it upside down.
Ritter: Alright. So we don’t get a rematch yet. No big deal. You know what Chit? I was walking around backstage and I heard one of the new guys saying that me and The X weren't so tuff. So here is what is going to happen. You are going to team up with that new guy and fight me and The X on Friday.
Chit: What? No! No way I’m I getting in the ring with the two of you guys!
Ritter: Yes you are. 1) You owe us for giving the first shot to the Showstoppers. We were the champs man! We should have gotten a rematch! and 2) I’m calling you out, and your going to look like a punk chump bitch if you back out of the match! And 3) If you DON’T get in the ring with me and The X on Friday, we’ll just come backstage and beat the living crap out of you on our own, so your better off in the ring where you’ll have a partner and where there will be rules to protect you. I’ll see you Friday Shithouse!
Ritter leaves.
Bergnard: I should have never let you talk me into coming to this place! Between Jeebus, The Showstoppers, and that guy, I don’t know how I’m still breathing!
Title: Killing Floor Blues
Posted By: Jeebus
:::The Omen by Fantomas hits the PA as Mike Pattons distinct voice rumbles through the arena as People start cheering as Jeebus steps through the curtains at the top of the ramp and walks down to the ring, some people gasp as they look in amazment at the horribly battered face of Jeebus who is smiling and its quite appearant hes missing a tooth, there are stitches on the forhead and both eyes are black due to the broken nose:::
Genessa: Holy Crap Look at Jeebus face!
Kelly: I know he went to the hospital after the show, I can't believe they let him leave.
Genessa: Let him leave? When has he ever asked for permission to do anything::as Jeebus steps into the ring and gets handed a mic, and his music is turned down:::
Jeebus: I'm not a patient man. So heres the deal, Wolf for breakin my nose, Kudos to you, for winning the match for me Kudos to you my man for loosing me the Insane Title, Your dead my man. Now unto bigger fish, I'm not gonan do shit on the Friday show if we even have one:::Jeebus spits out blood on the matt:: Anyways, I am gonan concentrate on the PPV becouse I want The World Title Belt. God Fucking Help you if your in my way. ::Jeebus throws down the mic and exits the ring and storms up the ramp:::
Genessa: Well that was short and sweet.
Kelly: He looked awfull, even for Jeebus.
::Fade to next segment::
Title: A Little TOO Power Hungry? (Tear, Al, X)
Posted By: "GM" Chit Brickhouse
(Chit was in his office with Red and Bregnard. Cheif Bregnard was trying to do situps but just struggled and Red was jumproping. Near the window is a giant piece of meat. A giant bite mark is in it. Cheif Bregnard gets up and starts to punch the meat but stops and goes out of the room. He comes back in rolling a TV with an X-Box on it. He sets it up and plugs in a few plugs. He then turns it on and the Rocky theme is heard.)
Chit - What are you doing?
Cheif - Training for the Rumble.
Chit - WHAT? You should be helping me think of a partner you chicken!
Cheif - Can't. I gotta train.
Chit - SHIT! Hmm. WHAT THE HELL? I didn't book any matches except for 5! What's going on?
Cheif - I didn't book them.
Chit - Well Red, me and you gotta take out Mr. Armageddon.
(Chit and Red walk out of the room and Bregnard is shown playing Rocky. Rocky 1 is shown getting beat up by Apollo Creed 1. Sad... The scene changes to the Locker Room. In it some wrestlers are working out and Mr. Armageddon is reading a magazine. Red goes over to him and grabs him by the shirt.)
Armageddon - Hey boss.
Chit - Listen punk, you're not my partner.
A - Huh?
(Red throws him through the fake wall. Inside the room next to it is Tear's office. Red then goes in with Chit following him. The office is empty. Red grabs Mr. Armageddon and powerbombs him through Tear's desk. Tear is heard talking outside the door but Chit doesn't care.)
Chit - Now to find a partner. The first person to knock on that door or come through that wall is my partner. What? A LEATHER COUCH?? ARGH DAMN THAT AL RITTER!
(Red goes over to the chair and sits on it.)
Red - Comfy.
(Chit then goes over and sits on it too. He grabs the phone and dials it.)
Chit - Hmm. Nice couch. Whoever's desk that was sure has a pretty uh friend?
(Chit grabs the picture of the lady and then his jaw drops.)
Chit - RED! You idiot. Do you know who's office this is?
Red - Yah. Tear's, why?
Chit - Why didn't you te-
(At this moment the door opens and Tear walks in on a cellphone. She doesn't notice Chit at first as she takes off her coat but notices her desk broken with Armageddon in the middle of it. She turns to see the wall and then finally Chit and Red.)
Tear - What have you two done??
Chit - Listen Tear. It was X and Al. We saw them walk out of this room and I was walking by. They left the door open though.
Tear - X and Al? (To phone) Can I call you back? Ok. Bye.
Chit - Yeah. So I had this AWESOME idea!
Tear - What?
Chit - What if we start a rebellion against Al and X? They trying to take over our shows. With Al "pretending" to fued with Pandora but really we all know its him controlling her like George Bush. And X is trying to take over my show by booking matches WITHOUT MY PERMISSION!
Tear - So what do we do?
Chit - Revolt! You join The Brickhouse Army and we start the revolt by me and you defeating Al and X in a table match! And then we become the number one contenders!
Tear - Well....
TBC by Tear
Title: WOLF'S MOVIE PART ONE
Posted By: Clint Rezner
"The River¨ by Spahn Ranch plays. Smoke fills the CIA entrance way. Purple lights flash on and off. Clint Rezner and Cristina Rosenburg slowly raise out of the floor. Rezner has a long trench coat, leather pants, and a black T-Shirt that declares: "H8u2". His long black hair is pulled up into a double pony tail. He has dark makeup around his eyes. Cristina has a red velvet dress. Her long red hair is loose. Clint sneers at the crowd as he walks down to the ring. Clint jumps up on the ring apron and holds the ropes so Cristina can get in the ring. Clint grabs a microphone and starts to talk to the fans.
"Last week I promised I had a video that would shed some light on who Wolf is. That's not entirely accurate. The video my show more who he isn't and less of who he is, but why don't you be the judge of that? But before I roll the footage, I'd like to invite Wolf out here. So Wolf, if your in the back and you are watching this... why don't you join us for the world premier of "This is not your life?¨.¨
Clint sits on the top rope and waits. After a few minutes Wolf's music plays and he comes out on the ramp. He has a microphone also.
"What do you want?¨ Demands Wolf. "What are you doing out here?¨
"It's simple.¨ Says Clint. "Shotgun was my favorite plaything. But now that Prime Offender took him out I need to find a new toy to keep my interest. And right now, that's you Wolf. So why don't you put your feet up, kick back, relax, and enjoy the ride?¨
A skinny guy dressed as an usher comes out on the ramp. He has a "directors¨ chair for Wolf to sit on. Wolf knocks over the chair, picks up the guy, and powerslams him on the steel floor. Wolf picks up the microphone.
"In case you haven't been paying attention the last few weeks, I'm not in the mood to play games. Why don't you say, or do, whatever it is you've been going on about for the past week so I can get back to beating the bejeebus out of jeebus!¨
Clint shakes his head. "Oh come on Wolf. I'm trying to be hospitable here. Why don't you enjoy a snack while you wait?¨
Another usher comes out with a bag of popcorn. A guy dressed up as a box of Popcorn comes out too. The Usher trys to hand Wolf the popcorn, while the popcorn mascot dances and sings.
"Lets all go to the lobby, lets all go to the lobby, lets all go to the lobyyyyyyyyyy and get ourselves a snACKKK!....¨
Wolf grabs the mascot and throws him off the stage, then turns and Sled Fangs the usher.
"I'll say this again...¨ Growls Wolf. "I don't want to play games. Just say what you've got to say and stop wasting my time!¨
"So you just want to get down to business?¨ Inquires Clint. "No foreplay? You just want to get right to the main event?¨ Clint frowns. "You're no fun Wolf. Maybe I should have picked a different toy to play with. Ah well. Hindsight is 20/20 and all that eh? Well, if you want to know what's going on... let me ask you a question Wolf. How many siblings do you have?¨
"What does that have to do with anything?¨ Wolf starts to look concerned.
"It's has everything to do with anything Wolf. Answer the question.¨ Clint narrows his eyes. "It's not rocket science Wolf. How many siblings do you have?¨
"Duh¨ Says Wolf. "Rock-Star Richard Royal is my brother. Big deal. Everyone knows that. I'm not proud of it, but hey, you can't pick your blood can you?¨
Clint smiles. "Maybe, maybe not. Is that is? Just one brother?¨
"Yes!¨ Yells Wolf. "I don't see what the hell the point of all this is. I've got better things to do. I'm out of here.¨
Wolf puts down the microphone and starts to walk back up the ramp, when the Insane-0-Tron comes to life. On the screen Clint is shown in a gym with the Showstoppers. Clint is talking to Rock-Star Richard Royal while Royal is doing chin ups.
"So...¨ says the Clint in the vidio clip "Wolf was a real wild child?¨
"Yeah¨ responds Royal. "He was always getting me and Amy in trouble. But he was always protective of Amy. Every time she would come home crying about some boys being mean to her at the playground, Wolf would run right out and teach those boys not to mess with his little sister. He had a lot of wildness in him. I think it was hard on him being the middle child.¨
Wolf stands staring at the big screen.
"So what's the deal Wolf?¨ Calls Clint. You say you've got one brother. You're brother says you have a sister too. Who's lying? Him or you? And why? I wouldn't leave just yet Wolf. I've got more footage where that came from.¨
{TBC IN PART 2}
Title: WOLF'S MOVIE PART TWO
Posted By: Clint Rezner
{CONTINUED FROM WOLF'S MOVIE PART 1}
Wolf is standing staring at the CIA Insane-0-Tron. The screen is blank. The footage of Rock-Star Richard Royal and Clint Rezner ended a few minutes ago, but Wolf hasn't moved a muscle since.
"Nothing to say for yourself huh Wolf?¨ Taunts Clint Rezner. "See, it's the damndest thing. I asked Ritter for all his old footage of ICW so I could go back and take a look at some of Dragon's past and I ran across a lot of inconsistencies with your life story. You think that was good? Wait until you see the next couple of vigets I dug up. Roll that footage!¨
The Insane-0-Tron comes to life once more. This time Wolf and Viper are in the ring stareing down a very worried looking Al Ritter.
(Wolf stares at ritter and a rips a massive hole in each leg of his jeans..it reveals massive hideous scars.Sum seem to have been very deep)
*Wolf* "Dont talk to me about extreme. I was raised in the wild..when i smell blood im hungry..So ritter what do you say. Give me a second chance at princess. This time with no interference from cheerios boy. And ill show you why im the wildest son of bitch in the ICW..(SMILES)"
*Ritter* "Erm-"
The footage cuts off.
"Now,¨ says Clint. "Why don't we compare that with some footage from a show almost two months before that was shot!¨
The screen shows another scene. This time Wolf is in a boiler room yelling at the former owner of ICW, Arith Sinclair.
*WOLF* "Shut up! I'm talking bitch! Well anyway that little boy was me, little Wolf Royal. Heh heh heh. Anyway, I was treated like a second class citizen from the start.
*ARITH* "Wolf don't d...¨
*WOLF* "Richard always got praised while I got ignored. We had a band once... He was lead singer... I was bass. A couple of our buddies were drums and lead guitar. Anyway, Rick always had people in our town talking to him and telling him how good he was, all the chicks where all over him... But he wasn't THAT good! I was great at playing bass. But that's the thing. Its not lead singer. Then in high school, he was on the football team. I was the best short stop in the STATE on the baseball team. But everyone loved Rick and not me. High School lives, breaths, eats, and SHITS Football and Basketball. But baseball? Nobody gave a shit. Then the new girl came along...¨
*ARITH* "Don't...¨
*WOLF* "Like an angel from heaven... She came from Scotland to study in the states for a year... And who did she start dating? Rick, the Football Rock-Star? No. Me! Downtrodden, ignored, unappreciated me. It was the first time in my life I ever felt like anyone loved me... it was when I was with you...¨
*ARITH* (Crying again) "I'm sorry....¨
*WOLF* "AND YOU HAD TO GO AND RUN A SWORD STRAIT THROUGH MY HEART DIDN'T YOU!!!! You where the first woman I ever loved... And then I found you sneaking around with my brother...
The footage cuts off.
Clint is smiling, almost laughing at this point. "So what is it Wolf? Were you a lovesick, baseball playing teenager, or were you raised in the wild? Wolf, just who in the FUCK are you? I don¥t know. These people don¥t know. Do you know Wolf? Do you know who you are? Well?!?! Say something!¨
Wolf finally turns around and looks down the ramp at Clint Rezner. Wolf has a wild, almost feral look in his eyes. He's breathing heavily. Wolf lets out an inhuman howl and starts to run down the ramp towards the ring. Clint panics and drops his microphone, and rolls out of the ring closely followed by Cristina. They jump over the guard railing and run off into the crowd!
Wolf starts freaking out and breaking stuff. The ring bell, the time keepers table, the cameras, anything Wolf can gets his hands on gets smashed!
Title: Yes
Posted By: Tear
[walks over running a finger tip across her broken desk before looking over at the two guys in her locker room then the whole in the fake wall taking a little keep into the other locker room though it then back to her desk.]
Tear: They did this to my office?
Clit: Yes
[Shakes her head walking over grabbing the picture from Red tosing it onto her broken desk.]
Tear: Well... I don't like having a co-GM...l's baby girl is an annoying spoiled brat! She needs to get a spanking and clearly her daddy wouldn't do it... screw it lets do it! I'm a Tag Team champion it'll be more power on my side and less on that little bitches side...
[Walks over bending slightly to pick up her name plate off the floor blowing some dust off it.]
Tear: You know hwne he wakes up I'll find out who really broke up my office... do you boys have something to tell me?
[Peers over at the two guys.]
Tear: But before we bring that up... I want my by Drake Steele to have a match and snice we're on the same side right now, how about giving him a match on your show?
Title: Sure..Why Not (Drake)
Posted By: "GM" Chit Brickhouse
(Chit grins and nods. He winks to Red and gets up. He looks at the desk and at Armageddon. Then looks at Tear.)
Chit - Well Tear since we are on the same side I'll give Drake a match. And it will be against The Great Buddah! Now me and Red could bring our office, since it's not much, into here. It's just a desk and a TV.
Tear - Maybe.
Red - We'll take the broken stuff out.
Tear - Ok.
(Chit and Red grab the broken pieces of desk and carrying them out of the room. Some banging is heard and then Chit and Red come back in. They're about to drag Mr. Armageddon out when Chit falls. He gets back up and they drag Armageddon out. They then come back in with Chit's 13" tv but stop when they see Tear have a bigger TV. They then leave. time goes by and a commercial comes. After the commercials Chit and Red are shown bringing in Chit's cheap desk but stop when they see Tear already has a NEW desk. They set Chit's up toward the wall.)
Chit - Why do you get the lavish things?
Tear - I got breasts.
Chit - Ah..
(Tear and Chit laugh and Red just stares. Cheif Bregnard comes in and looks at Red.)
Cheif - What are they laughing about?
Red - Well the boss asked Tear why she got lavish things and she said because she had breasts and Chit said Ah...Then they laughed.
Cheif - What?
Red - Ok I'll say it again. We-
Cheif - No. I don't get it.
Red - Me neither.
Chit - Neither do we. We're just laughing.
Tear -Yah.
(Cheif and Red shrug and put on Tear's X-Box with !2! controllers. Something Chit's PS2 never had. They put on the headphones with X-Box !!!Live!!! another thing Chit didn't have and start playing Madden as Chit and Tear go over match plans.)
Title: Prime Offences (PT 1 0f Many)
Posted By: Prime Offender
** PO is shown walking around backstage walkign where? Who the fuck knows? Who cares? Jimmy doesn't why should he? His face shows signs of pure fustration and anger as his fists are shown clenching and unclenching, his clothing still the same he wore in his night of DQ's JImmy sees Justin Cole standing around in front of a CIA Backdrop and approaches him with a meaning in his step. Cole notices him and holds the microphone as the camera angle switches to a front view fully showing the backdrop as PO's chest heaves up and down as he heavily breathes as Cole thinks of a quick question **
[ Cole ] Prime Offender!? Your not even scheduled to wrestle tonight why are you here?
** The sweat dripping down the side of the Prime Offender's face as he grabs the hand of Cole and pulls the mic under his mouth looking intense as shit **
[ Offender ] Why the fuck am I here? What kind of question is that? I'm the fucking Insane Champion and I lost TWICE last nite *holds two fingers up* See that Cole? *Cole nods* Thats two fucking strikes in the loss column! Guess what Cole!
[ Cole ] Uh..What?
** PO puts his other sweaty hand on Coles shoulder staring directly at him as he wrenches the microphone fully away from his hand a look of satisfaction on his face **
[ Offender ] No Guess.....
[ Cole ] I don't want to.
** PO growls as he squeezes on Cole's shoulder as Cole's body lowers to the floor as he gets on one knee **
[ Offender ] Fucking guess!
[ Cole ] Owww...*pants in pain*...fuck...It means you have two losses?
** PO releases the grip as Cole rubs his shoulder as he gingerly stands up **
[ Offender ] No! The correct fucking answer was I only last 3 matches before! And now in one night two! Fuck that shit Cole it sucks doesn't it!
** Cole nods as he is still rubbing that shoulder **
[ Offender ] But who do we blame Cole? Do we blame Wolf and Jeebus for fucking shit up for me! Or Do we Blame that Slut Tear and my ex-fuck buddy Pandora for making the matches? Huh? Who does Jimmy blame? Cause I could sure as fuck go beat the shit out of Jeebus and Wolf and then put both there bodies in a trash compactor! Or I can get some herpes infested slut to brush their teeth with Pandora and Tear's tooth brush resulting in some bad skituations *Jimmy winks as the crowd cheers*
[ Cole ] Thats sick Jimmy Bruce! You know that! Your sick!
** PO leaps forward grabbing Cole by the throating and kicking out the back of Coles leg causing him to fall to the floor with PO's grip on his neck still squeezing a bit as you hear the air forced out of his throat as PO holds a pointing finger in the face of Cole **
[ Offender ] Sick? You fucking think I am sick because I decide to get my hands dirty? That I decide to step it up a bit? It works for Jeebus doesn't it? He gets what he needs! He gets the time on the air! He gets this and that! Look at Wolf! He's a fucking reject who was never loved cause his brother had bigger balls then him! And you call me sick? Look at the Goth Pussy Rezner hiding on the fucking shadows shoving his cock between his legs and running at the sign of light BUT I AM THE SICK ONE COLE!? Why because I decide to be that much more FUCKING honest!? That I decide that I don't give a shit what YOU!!!! *Pushes his finger into Cole's forehead his intense look just astounding* Or Clit ShitBrick and his band of brothers from Bumfuck Canada! Are going to tell me to care...Umm no? You think I care? No I don't Cole...Not for one second! Whose gonna stop me? Noone's yet all I've seen has been more screws put to me then Al Ritter's wife in Ritter Rectum Ranch Volume II! But enough on porn Cole!!! You wanted the interview of a life time...Something that would make Dan motherfucking Rather cream in his pants! Is it! Well get the fuck up Cole I will show you some damage...Some blood and a whole lot beatings..
** PO release's his grip on Cole as he stands up the crowd just in a state of shock as the Prime Offender pulls Cole up with one hand almost flinging Cole to his feet as PO grins and brushes off Cole whose coughing and stammering **
[ Offender ] Sorry about that Chief but you needed to be put in line just like most of these fuckers back here..They need to respect the fact that I am better then them and that people like me more then them...So you ready?
[ Cole ] *cough cough choke cough cough* Fuck hold on you got a grip you know?
** PO blows air on his knuckles as Cole trys to regain his composure **
[ Offender ] Yep Yep years of martial arts do that for you boy..You ready? *Cole shrugs* Ok lets go make this documentry! We will call it Primal Fear! No no no Prime Offences! Yeahs hows that sound?
** Cole just coughs and nods as PO roughly pats him on the back as they walk down the hall motioning for the camera man to follow **
(TBC)
Title: Brimstone will lose to Iceman 4life!
Posted By: Body Breaker
All of the sudden the chop down a montain song by jimmy hendex plays!
Joe C: Oh my god here he comes here comes the BODY BREAKER!!!
Body Breakers music hits and Body Breaker comes down to the ring! Iceman is with him! Body Breaker has a blue 4Life tshirt and blue and white sunglasses and blue and white boas! The Iceman also has a blue 4Life shirt! Body Breaker is playing the air guitar and singing along to his song as the brithgt blue and white lights flash on and off!!
"Listen, first of all, Scott Steiner, people say I made Iceman fight you because I was scared but I wasn't I could beat Steiner with one hand behind my back so I just didn't want to waste my time! And Steiner you didn't beat Iceman, you cheated to win and that makes it so you suck! Noow Iceman is going to fight Brimstone, well I will be at ringside and I will have The Icemans back just incase Brimestone wants to cheat I will be there to stop him. Now on to other things, 4Life needs more members, how about Crisis, Jeebus, Hardbody or anyonoe else want to join my group with Iceman and me and be in the group 4Life? Let me know those people or anyone else we need more members!"
Body Breaker and ICeman leave
Title: What happended to my match?
Posted By: Big Boi
Big Boi is in the ring. I had a match but now i do not have a match. I'm not happy. Chit Brickhouse and Richard Bregnard had better give me my match back of give me a new match. If they do not then heads will roll!
Title: Tear and Chit Will Be Leveled Completely
Posted By: Al Ritter
Tear, Red Baron, Dick Bergranardo, and Chit Brickhouse are all lounging around in the offices. Al Ritter knocks on the door and walks in. Chit and Red Baron move to get up, but Ritter holds his hand up.
Ritter: "I didn't come in here to fight. Yet. I came in here to tell all of you to STOP SMOKING SO MUCH CRACK!!!"
Chit Blinks.
Chit: "What?"
Ritter: "You people are all completely insane. Come on now. I've got guys tell me I'm paranoid, but that nothing compared to you. You guys have the ultimate conspiracy theory going now, don't you."
Tear: "Sorry, you lost me. Who's doing what now?"
Ritter: "You two really think I have anything to do with anything? You think I'm telling Pandora what to do?"
Chit: "Well duh. It's pretty obvious."
Ritter: "Well duh, she's a sixteen year old girl. You really think she would do ANYTHING I told her too? Hell no! SHE'S A SIXTEEN YEAR OLD GIRL! Chit runs a show, Tear runs a show."
Tear: "I run half a show... Hello? "CO-GM?" Is your brain broken?"
Ritter: "Hello? She's sixteen? Really, what, she makes maybe one or two matches a week? What can she do? She doesn't know how to run a company!"
Chit: "Yeah, but you do."
Ritter: "ARG! You still think she's taking orders from me?"
Chit nods his head.
Ritter points at his stomach.
Ritter: "What do you see?"
Chit: "Uh... a belly button."
Ritter: "No you dumb ass! You see the lack of a tag team title! If she was working for me why would she put me in a match where I lose the Tag Team Titles?!?! Listen, I came back, and when I did I decided I didn't give a shit anymore. I don't care about being nice, I don't care about being funny. I care about winning matches and hurting people. And I really don't give a shit if your girls or not, you get in the ring with me and the evil I breed will level you completely."
Ritter turns and leaves.
Chit: "Wait... girls? I'm not a girl..."
Tear: "It was a jab."
Chit: "Jab? He didn't hit me..."
Tear: "No you goof. A jab, like he's making fun of you!"
Chit: "Oh. Him. So... what now?"
Title: Burning Fury (everyone read)!
Posted By: Brimstone
On the monitor, the crowd is taken to a dark, foggy graveyard, where Brimstone is standing next to two deeply dug holes in the ground.
Brimstone: "Body Breaker and Iceman, these two graves are for you. You see, since you brought my name up, my blood has been boiling. So I took time off to gather my sadistic thoughts, & collect my burning soul. Now I got something really special for you two marks. You want me to face Iceman at Crackdown? Well you got it.... You are sending him to an early grave."
Brimstone continues to dig some more...
Brimstone - So prepare yourself Iceman, because Body Breaker is sending you into a fire that no one will EVER extinguish!!! Are you two scared of a dark ending to your careers? Because I'm not, because I am the night!!"
Wolves and other animals howl in not to far off distance as Brimstone yells.
Brimstone: "And now to BIGGER business, the Battle Royal for the CIA World Championship. EVERYONE, BEWARE! I WILL BURN YOU ALL! No one is a factor, no one will stand in my way in paving a path of burned bodies to the top of CIA. NO ONE!!!! THE X, RITTER, STREET BOY, SCOTT STEINER, PRIME OFFENDER, & BIG BOI, and everyone who is participating, none of you are factors, so don't pretend to be something you are not. You are not eternity, I am eternity. The future of CIA is before you, FEAR HIM, FEAR ME .....I am BRIMSTONE!!!"
Then a hapless soul emerges from teh darkness and begins to help Brimstone dig the graves.
Brimstone: "So Iceman, blame Body Breaker for your demise because when we face off at Crackdown, I will claim your soul this grave will be YOUR final resting place for your weak flesh."
Then the fog gets thicker and you can no longer see Brimstone preparing the grave......
Title: Victorious
Posted By: Slash
(( the camera fades in on Street Boy and Slash's locker room. Both men are still celebrating their vicotory when they see R3 and GGR talking with brickhouse on their big screen TV. ))
Slash: so, those punks what a shot at us before the ppv? well, all I have to say is, bring it on.
Street Boy: whoa Slash, this isn't going to be a cake walk, I mean, those two guys live for these tag titles, they aren't going to lie down for us.
Slash: Street, why do you wory so much? I've told you a thousand times, we are the future of this company, togather, no one can stop our reign of terror. As for R3 and GGR, if they want a taste of us before the ppv, then I say let them come. See, those two might be an awesome tag team, but were just as good, if not better, as they are. They even admitted that we were impressive when they commentated durring our first tag match. As long as we're ready, we'll grind those two into the dust.
Street Boy: alright, if that's what you think, but even if we beat them on crackdown, we'll still have to fight them at the ppv, won't we?
Slash: the way I see it, they're number one contenders right?
Street Boy: right.
Slash: so, they're cashing in their number one contenders tickets on crackdown, if we beat them then, we won't ever have to see their dirty faces again.
Street Boy: alright then, let's do this!
(( Slash and Street Boy continue to celebrate their victory as the camera fades out. ))
Title: The beginning
Posted By: Drake Steele
The scene opens up tight on a CIA Friday Crack Down back drop. Then a man steps into view of the camera getting a mixed reaction from the crowd. The man is wearing a pair of black Jinco's with silver streaks going up the sides, a tee shirt that has the words go big on the front and it shows a shadowed figure coming off the turnbuckle with a splash, a Fossil watch, and silver rimmed Oaklies, he has a smirk on his face as he stares into the camera...he then turns his head and with his head gestures for some one to step into the camera....a few seconds later the arena erputs in cheers as Tear steps into view of the camera. She comes in puts one hand behind his back the other across his stomach he looks down on her then back at the camera the smirk still on his face.
Steele: I know what you are wondering? Who is this guy? and what is he doing with Tear? Well the answer is simple this is my lady and I am her man now I had a stint in the CWA but after it's merger went to pursue other opputunities that came to me...but unfortunately for you boys in the back me being back is a bad thing but for me it's a good thing. Now seeing as how my baby has stroke around this place she has put me in a match to show all of you what to expect from the Man Of Steele. Now I am telling you boys right now you get into the ring with me you are going to find it not so easy to bend Steele hell you going to find it damn near impossible. Now I have been scoping out the talent in the back and I have seen some but very little. My opponent for tonight Ab...buster or whatever his name means nothing because after I leave him Steeleized he will have only one name and that is Steele owned. Many peeps here in the CIA are going to get that name many of ya but first it is this guy I am facing tonight. What I am going to do to my opponent tonight is going to be a little preview of what you in the stands and you in the back can look forward to because the Windy City Warrior doesn't like to disappoint.
Drake looks down at Tear gives her a kiss on the head then looks back up at the camera.
Steele: Now I know some of you are going to be jealous it's understandable I come in I get the girl and sooner or later I am going to get the gold so I know the green eyed monster is going to lear it's ungly head toward one of you boys in the back and to those if you think you can take what I got step up cause then I will be able to beat you down...So Abdulah or who ever it's time to Go Big or Go Home buddy and my prediction is that in the near future you are going to be riding a gray hound bus buddy.
The camera starts to fade to black it's last image is that of Tear and Drake smiling at each other...a few seconds later the camera comes back on as the people at home are seeing a series of commercials.
Tear: What took you so long to return huh?
Steele: Had a little business back home but I am here now and that is what matters correct? Hey who is this guy I am facing I have no clue as to who he is and that leaves me with little time to prepare.
Tear: He is stepping into the ring with you what more do you need to know?
Steele: Well I guess knowing he has a death wish is plenty...well I am going to go get ready catch ya later.
end feed
Title: RAGE RAGE RAGE RAGE RAGE!
Posted By: Wolf
[Wolf is sitting in his locker room with his head slumped over. He is shaking his head and cursing under his breath. His T-shirt is ripped from the previous encounter with the ringside objects. He looks up at the camera. HIs face is scarlet red with blood. His Eyes wide from rage. Wolf smears away the blood from his lips.]
*Wolf* ".....So Rezner. Jeebus...Richard...Anyone else want to jump on the bandwagon. If im such a hated guy then ask yourself this. Why all of a sudden is everyone scared of me?. Maybe its my eyes. Maybe its my face. Or maybe because everyone knows not to piss me off. And rezner...*claps* you have managed to do that with great subtlety and sheer genius. I take my hat off to you. Thats if i had a hat."
[Wolf pounds his fist into other palm]
*Wolf* "Now clint. You talk about my family history. And you think I was raised in the wild. So answer me this clint. If your so clever then where did my scars come from. Explain the origins. Thats it you cant can you. These are scars long forgotten, from a very bitter war with an idiot such as yourself. People call me insane. But im not, Im a psycho but im not insane."
[Wolf smears away more blood from his face]
*Wolf* "You think this is my blood on my face. Ha ha ha ha. We'll you would be wrong wouldnt you. Rezner you talk about me being your little plaything. The difference between me and shotgun is. I'm WOLF!. You think about that. It may not be too clear to someone as retarded as your good self. But trust me you will learn soon enough, like everyone else. Remember clint im watching you!
[Wolf stands up and walks over to a blanket covering something. He lifts up the blanket to show someone covered in blood]
(camera Fades)
Title: Random People PT 1 *ALL READ*
Posted By: Wolf
[Iceman is standing in the hallway sipping hot coffee. He is conversing with a jobber about the weather]
*Iceman* "It's a bit chilly today. I dunno about you, but i really hate the fucking cold!"
[Just then, the sound of loud footsteps echos around the hallway. Wolf emerges into the shot. Iceman has his back to wold and doesnt notice him.]
*Iceman* "Have you heard about wold?. Oh man that guy is insane. I'd love to see him try and take me on. Id spark him out faster than a candle in a blizzard"
[The jobbers eyes bug out as he sees wolf behind iceman. The jobber is unable to speak. Instead he can only mumbled and point irraticly.]
*Iceman* "Oh cool. Charades. Erm is it 1 word"
[The jobbers nods...]
*Iceman* "I bet that wolf couldnt play charades hed be too stupid"
[Iceman freezes on the spot and stays staring at the jobber]
*Iceman* "erm.....h-h-hes behind me isn't he"
[The jobber nods and quickly runs. Iceman tries to flow but wolf grabs him and slams his head into the wall with so much force is knocks out iceman]
*Wolf* "Thats what you get for drinking my damn cofee. And being such a weeny ass charades player"
[Wolf takes a packet of smokes from icemans pockets and lights one up]
*Wolf* "Oh you shouldnt have buddy...Ill see you around"
:::::COMMERCIAL::::::::::::::
*Wolf* "Hey princess..long time no speak"
[Princess jumps out of her chair to her feet. She straightens her hair and backs off slightly. Her eyes are filled with fear]
*PP* "erm.H-hi Wolf. Hows it going?"
[Wolf laughs and sits down on the opposite chair. He rests his feet onto pandoras desk, reaches for his smokes and lights another one]
*PP* "It's no smoking in here wold."
[Wolf smiles.and takes a drag]
*Wolf* "And who exactly is going to enforce this rule"
[Pandora shrugs and stares at wolf]
*PP* "what do you want from me?"
[Wolf blows out his smoke and scratches his chin waiting for a moment before replying]
*Wolf* "Now cant an old friend say hello once in a while?"
*PP* "Wolf look whatever you want i dont think i can get it you. Please i know you have been under alot of stress lately. But i dont think you should be here"
[Wolf takes a drag and quicly blows out the smoke]
*Wolf* "Why all of a sudden are you so scared of me princess. If you want to know the truth. I just felt like killing a little time. I dont want anything, well anything you can give me anyway."
[Pandora shakes her head]
*PP* "Look if you dont get to your point. Im afraid im gonna have to call security!"
[Wolf spits out his cigarette and starts to laugh loudly]
*PP* "Whats so funny?"
*Wolf* "Didnt you hear. Gaurds are refusing to work when im around. So any show that im at. security is at a minimum"
[Pandora sighs]
*PP* "Exactly. So please just leave of your own free will wolf. I have alot of work to do."
[Wolf slams his hand on the fist..Pandora jumps out of her skin nearly]
*Wolf* "You see pandora..If that had been anyone else doing that, you wouldnt have flinched. So where does this image everyone has of me come from. I do what i have to because im the way i am."
[Pandora starts to play with her hair nervously]
*Wolf* "Okay I'm going already. But remember pandora. Im watching you!"
[Wolf stands up and lights up a fresh cigarette. He waves good bye to pandora. Who quickly locks the door after wolf has left..Pandora runs over to her desk and opens it. She pulls out a packet of smokes and starts to light one up]
(camera Fades)
Title: Prime Offences (PT2)
Posted By: Prime Offender
** The Prime Offender is on the prowl backstage looking for a bit of revenge looking for some answers he is walking rather quickly as Justin Cole and the camera man trys to keep up **
[ Cole ] "Where are you taking us?"
[ Prime ] "You'll find out soon enough!"
** The walking continues for a brief second before suddenly stopping in front of Chit Brickhouse's door inside you can hear Al Ritter bitching about everything **
[ Ritter ] "I didn't come in here to fight. Yet. I came in here to tell all of you to STOP SMOKING SO MUCH CRACK!!!"
[ Chit ] "What?"
[ Ritter ] "You people are all completely insane. Come on now. I've got guys tell me I'm paranoid, but that nothing compared to you. You guys have the ultimate conspiracy theory going now, don't you."
[ Tear ] "Sorry, you lost me. Who's doing what now?"
[ Ritter ] "You two really think I have anything to do with anything? You think I'm telling Pandora what to do?"
[ Chit ] "Well duh. It's pretty obvious."
[ Ritter ] "Well duh, she's a sixteen year old girl. You really think she would do ANYTHING I told her too? Hell no! SHE'S A SIXTEEN YEAR OLD GIRL! Chit runs a show, Tear runs a show."
[ Tear ] "I run half a show... Hello? "CO-GM?" Is your brain broken?"
[ Ritter ] "Hello? She's sixteen? Really, what, she makes maybe one or two matches a week? What can she do? She doesn't know how to run a company!"
** PO gasps and takes a step back rubbing his head slowly as he thinks walking around a nearby corner and leaning up against a wall as Cole snaps his head to the side showing signs of sympathy **
[ Cole ] "What's wrong?"
[ Prime ] "Dude! She's 16!"
[ Cole ] "Who?"
[ Prime ] "Pandora!"
[ Cole ] "So?"
[ Prime ] "Gah! I may have boinked her that night I had to much to drink after she beat Body Breaker to get that divorce and if so...Uh oh spaghettios!"
** Cole laughs as PO suddenly just punches him in the face causing Cole to fall like a ton of bricks a sickening thump echoing as Cole's body hits the floor as PO steps over it and re-rounds the corner he stops in front of the door pepping himself up before he goes in **
[ Prime ] "Ok Jimmy calm down! Your not going to KILL THEM FUCKERS! AHHHH!
** PO kicks the door down as the camera switches to the interior of the Chit/Tear office as it falls directly on Richard as PO walks in standing on the door as the rest of the room just jumped back in shock with Chit hiding behind his desk and Tear rubbing her boobs for some reason **
[ Prime ] "YOU MOTHERFUCKERS!....ALLL OF YOUUUU!"
** POjumps over the desk and lands on Chit Brickhouse and proceeds to beat the living shit out of him you can't see it much cause the way the desk is but you can hear someone being severly hurt after a minute of this trashing you see Chit's beat up head pop up screaming for help as Richard is trying to get out from under the door as Tear just sits on couch **
[ Chit ] "HELLLLLP MMMMME...OWW FUCK...SHIT...OUCH! STOP HITTING ME!!!
[ Prime ] "No bitch! Wanna give me bullshit matches! Well bullshit your way outta this one!"
** PO picks Chit up the back of his neck and slides him across the desk his face knocking over papers and shit as he finally falls off the end of the desk and just collapses on the floor in a huddle mass as PO looks up and sees Tear just sitting there and points to her **
[ Prime ] "Now for you...You wench I'm going to do something to do you alot of us have wanted to in a while!"
** PO walks over to her and motions for her to stand...She does I mean what choice does she have as PO licks his lips and smiles **
[ Tear ] "What? Your salivating over me like I'm some kind of meat...."
** PO nods **
[ Prime } "Cause you are!"
** PO reaches out and squeezes Tear's tits hard she just yells OW loudly and jumps back rubbing her boobs **
[ Tear ] "Perv!"
** Jimmy shrugs and walks away as he gets to the door Richard is almost up and PO just walks back on the door knocking him back down **
[ Prime ] "Don't get up! Oh and by the way Clit Prickhouse and Boobs over there learn this...Don't fuck with the Offender cause the fact is I will be back and unless you want me to steal that precious X-box over there stolen or damaged perhaps you guys should stop beign the pricks you are and give the Offender some respect cause the bottom line is I can beat all those little obstacles that you set in me way so next time wise the fuck up! "
** PO walks out of the room and down the hall **
[ Prime ] "Now where the fuck is that minor!"
(TBC)
Title: Match against Buddah
Posted By: Sexyking
*Sexyking walks to the ring, mic in his hand*
-Chit, I want match against Buddah. I want kick his chinese ass and throw him down the HIAC.
- And say this to Dean: IF YOU NAME ME SK, YOU BETTER COME HERE, AND THEN WE SEE WHO IS TH REAL MAN.
Title: Continue... Posted By: Sexyking
But I want still to that match for World title
Title: Sexyking Buddah Drake Chit Tear Crisis
Posted By: Big Boi
Hey, Sexyking what I want to know is how are you talking trash about wanting to fight The Great Buddah when I have a match with the Great Buddah. But then Chit says that The Great Buddah has a match with Drake Steel. And then none of those matches have happened yt. So what is going on? Do I fight Buddah, do Sexy fight buddah or do Drake Steel fight Buddah? It don't matter if I fight Buddah or Crisis or even if I fight Sexyking or Drake Steel because I am the best and the biggest!
Title: And also
Posted By: Big Boi
I'll win the world title. Sexyking you want the world title? You got to go through me. When we get in the battle royal I'm going to throw you out first. Nobody will throw me out i'm the biggest guy here.
Title: No...no...no (Bigboi)
Posted By: Sexyking
No,you gonna pray me that I dont punish you so much I want. It not matter if I dont win World title, my only mission is throw you down the ring.
I GONNA PAY
Title: Prime Offences (PT3)
Posted By: Prime Offender
** PO is still on his rampage, pissed as fuck after having just left Chit's/Tear's office he is off on a tangent now heading to find Pandora's office. The halls just flashing by as PO's pace picks up and the obviously fat camera man struggles to keep up as PO rounds the corner they lose visual for a brief moment as you can hear him hollering from around the side as the camera rejoins the visual as PO is just pounding away at the door **
* LOUD KNOCKS SEVERAL OF THEM *
[ Prime ] "Let me in Let me in...Or I'll huff and I'll puff and I will bloooooow your door down you feckin liar!
** PO kicks the door hard but the door just wont budge the fustration is showing on his face **
[ Prime ] "You stupid stupid Minor! Who the fuck! Let me in slut! FUCKKKKKK!
** PO does the same thing over and over suddenly The X just appears walking down the corridor puffin on a fatty as he nods at PO and shrugs before blowing several X's of smoke casually as he looks around a bit paranoid **
[ X ] "What's the matter?"
[ Prime ] "The slut won't let me in....
** The X strokes his goatee thinking slowly puffing on the joint still as PO grows impatient **
[ X ] "Well did you even check if its locked?"
** PO takes his hat of with a firm grip on the hat and strokes his hair several times biting his lips looking a bit pissed off **
[ Prime ] "Well....no...."
** There is some disconcern and paranoia in his voice as his eyes shift from side to side as X's face shows no fucking care as he points to the door **
[ X ] "Well instead of wasting The X's money beating the shit out of my door you should try the knob first!"
[ Prime ] "I ain't that kinda guy X...
** The X growls as PO grabs the knob and turns it and surprisingly the door opens as X has a satisfied look on his face as PO just hangs his head in shame **
[ X ] "Xactly...My work is done The X-Cellent One is out!"
** X walks off puffing his joint as PO just walks into Pandora's posh office there is bottles of Evian water everywhere and umbrellas and all that other bs she loved in her drinks as PO just stands in the middle of the room rubbing his head thinking **
[ Prime ] "Fuck! Now why am I here again....
** PO looks around suddenly you here the pitter patter of that damn dog PO gave Pandora Ophelia running towards him the dog is all prim and proper as PO picks the lil fella up and pets him a few times as the dog licks his face **
[ Prime ] "Oooooh yeah! I remember now! Jail-time! Hmmmm well shit I need some revenge...Lil bitch told me she was 19...Hmmmmm I knew no woman could shave that closely...Hmmmmmmm..Heh what to do what to do........
** PO puts the dog back on the floor and it scampers off as PO thinks loudly **
[ Prime ] "Hmmmm ohhhh yeah I know what I can do!
** PO holds a single finger up to the camera and runs off out of the room he is gone for a minute suddenly comes back shaking two cans of spraypaint grinning as he finds a large wall in the ceneter of the room **
[ Prime ] "No respect? Well I am just going to make your life hell too then....But lets make it more interesting.....
** PO takes the top off the red one and begins to spray on the wall **
C
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** PO admires his handy work and switches hands as he cleans off the prints from the spray cans and places that one on the floor then he opens black one and begins to spray across from the other words in diff style **
PANDORA LUVS THE DICK AND SO DO I!
E
A
RULEZ
** PO cleans that bottle off and nods dropping them next to each other as he also drops a partially used stolen lipstick Tear loves to use and just conviently leaves it in a place that may make it look accidental and then pulls some hair out of his pocket in a baggy its Chit's hair that PO managed to grab during there little brawl earlier in the day as PO places that somewhere too but not in the baggy as he steps back looking at all his work nodding slowly satisfied as he walks off onto his next place of trouble talking to himself **
[ Prime ] "A job well done Jimmy...A Job well done...."
(TBC)
Title: Prime Offences (PT4)
Posted By: Prime Offender
** PO is having a very long day...Very Very long Day...He's caused alot of shit since his return in CIA, he has a whole new idealism persona beliefs...He has been on a spree since his recent screw overs in CIA caused him just to take vengence to another level PO is looking to get back at the last two of the lovely people that caused him two losses on BloodBath and also possibly psyche them out but the scene is the barber shop just down the road from the arena as Wolf is sitting in the chair admiring himself as he runs his hands through his lovely lovely long hair as he whistles his theme music like the homo he is as he suddenly stops as he hears the footsteps of his favorite barber Mike Hurley approach from behind Wolf not really caring as he picks up a magazine and holds it in front not noticing anything from behind as you hear a muffled voice speak **
[ Mike ] "Hey Wolf buddy how's it goin there boy?"
** Wolf just nods he doesn't care he is right into his cosmopolitan **
[ Wolf ] "Fine Mike I am in a hurry just a trim ok?"
[ Mike ] "Ok there matey!
** The camera pulls back as the barber turns around and its none other then CIA Insane Champion Jimmy Bruce pulling out some scissors as he runs his hands thru Wolf's hair gather it in a hair elastic **
[ Wolf ] "Uh Mike?"
[ Prime ] "Yes Laddy?"
[ Wolf ] "What's with the elastic?"
[ Prime ] "It for ummm...enriching the cut causing your folicules to procur better results."
[ Wolf ] "Fair enough well get to it."
** PO pulls on Wolf hair and in one fine cut His long lovely Ponytail is gone as Wolf puts the magzine down looking around **
[ Wolf ] "Umm mike?"
[ Prime ] "Yes laddy?"
[ Wolf ] "Did you just cut off my hair?"
[ Prime ] "No laddy that was the lightening method takes years off your look!"
[ Wolf ] "Oh ok...Makes sense...Ummmm you mind givin me a shave?"
[ Prime ] "Not a problem laddy! Just raise ye chin a bit eh there boi"
** WOlf does as he's told as Jimmy grabs some whipped cream and spray in his hand and begins to rub it all along Wolf's neck and face causing a mess as PO whistles the Andy Griffith tune **
[ Wolf ] "Never knew they hold Andy Griffith back in Ireland at your age."
[ Prime ] "Aye laddy now be quiet"
** Wolf shuts up as PO grabs that shaving thing that really sharp one and begins to wave that tied up pony tail that Jimmy cut off **
[ Prime ] "Ok lay back laddy and shut your eyes the lights are bright 80 watts don't yah know!"
[ Wolf ] "Ok....
** Wolf is getting suspicious but does it anyways shuttin his eyes as PO begins to tickle Wolf's face with his cut off hair **
[ Wolf ] "What the?"
[ Prime ] "Calm down laddy I am just getting the hair off your face before I cut...err shave your throat"
** Wolf chills as PO puts the hair right in front of his eyes and that shaver to his throat **
[ Prime ] "Open!"
** Wolf eyes open as PO slices down Wolf's neck taking the whipped cream as Wolf freaks out seeing not only his hair but PO's face **
[ Prime ] "Surprise motherfucker!"
** Before Wolf can even react PO begins to pound directly into Wolf's face left right left right left right the sounds of Wolf having the face beat off him echoing throughout the barber shop as PO pulls Wolf out of the chair his face bleeding profusely as PO stomps him a few times as Wolf coughs up blood on the floor as PO takes a single finger and wipes the whipped cream from his face and licks it off **
[ Prime ] "Lord of the ring...Jimmy Bruce...I love the sound of that don't you?Meh who cares what you think your on your back looking up at the ceiling more then that whore Tear!
*Stomp Stomp*
[ Prime ] "Next time dont FUCKING interfere in the Offender's match..Why? Cause Jimmy Bruce does what he want when he wants and how he wants and thats all I got to say because I do something you don't...What's that? THATS BY ANY MEANS FUCKING NECESSARY!!!!
** PO gives Wolf one more siwft kick for good measure and walks out of the barbershop slamming the door as Wolf just lays there his hair on his body his face covered in whipped cream..Kinky?**
Title: One ring to rule them all...
Posted By: Crisis
(The camera opens in a back hallway of the CIA arena. The camera catches a glimps of a man walking around the corner away from the camera. Like it should, the camera follows. As the camera comes around the corner we can see Crisis, fully done out in leather armor, short swords on his belt, a bow on his back, and a nice sword is in his right hand. He is bending down talking to a couple of midgets, who like him, are dressed in leather clothes and cloaks.)
Crisis: "Listen to me Dodo. You too sandwich. The lord of the ring is apon us. You Dodo, must take this ring to the top of the crazy titan tron thingy over the ramp and toss it into the crowd of people. You must destroy it!"
Dodo Midget: "I understand."
Crisis: "Now it will be dangerous, almost as dangerous as when Cash steps into the ring with me and finds out what hardcore is all about from one who's lived it. But enough about that, go quickly."
(Just then a few crew members come around the corner, aparently getting off of there lunch break.)
Crisis: "Orcs! Run little half shits! Run! I will hold them off!"
(The crew members look confused as they see Crisis start to advance on them, sword gripped tightly in both hands. He charges, slicing his sword into one of the crew members chests. The others see this and start to run. Crisis drops the sword and pulls off his bow. He grabs an arrow and shoots it. It goes way off and bounces off the wall. He tries again and this time the arrow flies over the running crew members heads. Crisis looks around to make sure no one is around.)
Crisis: "Um... Yeah! Killed them all! Now I must find those midgets and make sure they destroy the ring. Then we can take out the dark lord Cashron."
(Crisis puts his bow on his back and sheths his sword. He turns and runs down the hallway in the direction the "hobbits" went.)
Title: Can this get any worse?
Posted By: Co-GM Princess Pandora
Princess is seen walking backstage towards her locker room, she has her drink of choice in her hand...Evian in a crystal glass with three ice cubes, a yellow straw and a purple and blue umbrella. She stops suddenly within feet of her locker room.
“What the F*ck!!!”
“Chit was here” is scrawled on the wall in red, along with “Pandora loves the dick and so do I“ in black.
“Who...what...why!!!!!! What did I do?!?”
Princess sits down at her desks and notices a tube of lipstick, she flips it over and reads the label, its a cheap off brand and a real trashy color.
“Hmmmm...this isn’t mine. It looks a lot like something Tear would wear. and what is all this hair I though I told Maria to make sure my office was spotless. Obviously she doesn’t know what clean is. How could they do this to me? What did I do, I have every right to be here, hell I have more right then they do. My daddy used to own this company and I own soo much stock...they won’t get away with this!”
Princess sits down at her desk and out her face in her hands. She sits this way for several minutes when she hears someone come in.
“Don’t you know how to knock?”
“Uh... the door wasn’t shut.”
“Jimmy.” Princess looks up at PO.
PO sits on a familiar couch and props his feet on the coffee table.
“Looks like someone doesn’t like you very much.”
“They are just jealous. I’ve been meaning to talk to you Jimmy. I know you’ve heard. (Jimmy looks at Pandora questions in his eyes) I know your upset about my age. Its just...oh..I don’t know why I let you believe I was older. Its just I was always treated like such a baby by my Dad and everyone else. When you showed interest I knew you wouldn’t waste your time on someone as young as me. I know there’s no excuse for my behavior and I do apologize. But as you can see I have stuff to do. Thanks for stopping by and please stop again.”
Jimmy looks at Pandora, he stands and exits her office.
Pandora plops down in her chair. “Can today get any worse?”
Title: The Warrior has risen w/ change
Posted By: Drake Steele
The scene opens up outside in the CIA parking lot. The cameraman is making his last rounds for the day before turning in. The parking lot is full with cars but no people, which make it a ghost lot. After letting out a heavy sigh the cameraman goes to a knee to start breaking down the camera but he stops as the camera picks up the faint sound of an engine...a few seconds later a pair of headlights pulls into the parking lot entrance and comes to a complete stop...the crowd along with Kelly, Dean, and Genessa are silent all wondering who is beyond the wheel of the car with the blinding headlights...The engine revs and the car spins it's wheels before going into a dead heat straight at the cameraman freezing him in fear. A few feet away the brakes are slammed on the car which turns out to be a metallic black Cadillac Escalade with silver flames coming down the sides skids to a halt in front of the terrified cameraman...the engine dies and the drivers side door opens.
Kelly: We are going to find out whom the lunatic behind the wheel of the Escalade is and the first course of action should be to take his license away.
Genessa: I second that Kelly the driver of that car is insane I wonder how the poor cameraman is doing...
Dean: Did you hear the reaction of the crowd, to say they were scared would be an understatement?
The camera still frozen in place ready to get a shot of the man who about damn near killed him is shaking a bit...that's when the crowd goes absolutely nuts to the point the rafters begin to shake as out of the Escalade steps Drake Steele.
Dean: Its Steele its Drake Steele he has come to the CIA...oh my
Kelly: And he is looking better then ever ohh my god he has the body of a god.
Genessa: You can say that again would you listen to this crowd and the cheers they are giving him...and I think most of them are coming from the female portion of the crowd and they have just cause to cheer as loud as they are he is an exceptional looking man.
Drake is decked out in some Fubu jeans, white Sean Jean tee shirt, Light brown Lugz, platinum Fossil watch, Platinum chain with a silver trimmed diamond encrusted pendant that is the initial's DS, a pair of a silver rimmed Oakley’s, and a big grin on his face as he looks into the camera.
Drake Steele- Ohh come on now how long did you peeps think it would be before the original Bad Boy has returned...when I left the CWA I left the warrior now that I am in the CIA I am the Baddest Boy on the block ohh yea I am still a warrior but now I got an attitude adjustment see the way I figure it you need only pay homage to those who have beat you and seeing as how now one here has I owe no one nothing but a chance to bend Steele and from what peeps been telling me there isn't many so I am going to have my run of a life time here...
Drake looks down chuckles then looks back up at the camera.
Drake Steele- Ha looks like you already had yours you might want to get something to clean that up later peep.
Drake walks off laughing at the camera lowers to see a puddle underneath the feet of the cameraman...causing the crowd and the announce team to bust out laughing.
Dean: Well that is not one of his better moments that is for sure.
Kelly: But it does stand out they will probably be showing that clip for weeks to come.
Genessa: Drake was amused as was everyone else except the cameraman.
Kelly and Dean laugh at Genessa's comment. Then the Big screen switches scenes and you see the card on the big board the camera then pans out to see Drake looking at his name next to The Great Buddha’s Drake has a puzzled look on his face.
Drake Steele- So I am facing a statue? Ohh hell know they best not be putting me into the ring with a 8 armed elephant ohh wait a sec that's Giniesh well ether way I will tame the Elephant or smash the statue but the end results is going to be the same another one Steeleized and another win under my belt.
Drake walks out of the conference rooms as the big screen goes back to ringside.
Genessa- Well Drake sure has a new attitude that is for sure.
Kelly- You can say that again this time a couple weeks ago Drake would have said it was going to be a tough battle now he is declaring victory even before the match.
Dean-Definite 180 from the last time we saw him.
The big screen lights up once again and you see Drake about to enter Tears office but is stopped when Justin Cole steps in front of him. Drake pushes down his Oakley’s and looks at the young Justin Cole.
Drake Steele- I am going to pretend you didn't step in my way because if I didn't forget it you wouldn't be able to get the ridges of my boots out ya ass so do your self a favor take a step to the right and let me handle my business aiight.
Justin Cole- Umm listen I just want a couple words with you that's all I swear.
Drake Steele- Make it quick I have ladies to please and busters to be put in there place which is flat on their backs.
Justin Cole- Okay the first and obvious question is why are you in the CIA?
Drake Steele-Well I wasn't finished in the CWA and when I came back to rejoin I see that it has merged with a different fed but in the end it makes no difference cause The Bad Boy is going to walk through the competition like it was the CWA so I ain't sweating nothing. CIA is a chance for me to be my true self see after being to arrogant I had to redo my attitude so I put on restraints and became a warrior and that just wasn't working out for me I am not going to try and find the good in my opponents anymore I am just going to beat it out of them it's easier that way? Any other questions?
Justin Cole- One more you’re opponent for the up coming card any thoughts?
Drake Steele- Ahh you mean The Great Buttah? Nope he is going to have his chance to bend Steele and for his sake he better not blow it...besides that see ya Friday now if you don't mind I have things to attend to.
Drake opens the door and you see Tear look up with a big smile on her face.
Drake Steele- Baby.
Tear gets up and walks over to Drake who kisses her rubbing his tounge at the part of her lips....and then nudging the door shut with his foot.
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Title: Warrior ringside(PO and Buddha)
Posted By: Drake Steele
The scene comes back from commercial and you are at ringside, the fans are buzzing with Drake's return as our the commentators, we switch to see Genessa, Dean, and Kelly behind the commentators table set to call the action.
Kelly- This week has been explosive to say the least we have had some events that were just unexplainable we have had things ranging from rooms getting trashed, people being run down and I so hope Johnny Tso is okay, and well the big one in my eyes so far is the return of the Windy City Warrior the man of Steele none other then Drake Steele.
Genessa- You can say that again and his new attitude is suiting for the look that he has and I am sure Tear is enjoying the new attitude right now god she is lucky.
Dean- He isn't all you are building him up to be ya know the man is still flesh and blood ya know god calm down you are like a bunch of crazed dogs.
Both of them slap Dean.
Dean- Ahhhh,
They both smile as the arena goes pitch black engulfing it in darkness and silence then a voice sounding as if it's mumbling comes over the big speaker.
BR- Attack like a rottweiler,
But worse den a rottweiler,
Cause Da rottweiler is soft.
BOOM two pillars of flame burst from the top two corners of the ramp causing the crowd to jump back as P.Diddy's lets get it booms from the sound system.
REALLY, GET SMACKED SILLY, YOU GET SMACKED SILLY, FUCKIN THESE PEEPS FROM THE, WHAT YOU GONNA DO WHEN YOU READY, SHIT I WAS BORN READY, I WAS ALL READY, YO I CAN COACH YA, ATTACK LIKE A VULTURE.
Drake walks out onto the ramp to a huge pop from the crowd his Sean Jean tee shirt is a bit ruffled as he has a big grin on his face he stops at the top of the ramp and looks out over the crowd he then continues down the ramp.
RA: Ladies and Gentlemen coming to the ring at this time he is known As The Windy City Warrior and The Man Of Steele.... he is DRAKE STEELE.
Drake reaches the bottom of the ramp, walks over to the steps climbs them and then enters the ring through the first and second ropes, he walks over to the far right turnbuckle climbs on it and throws his hands over his hands over his head causing the crowd to go nuts. He then hops off the turnbuckle and grabs the mic from the RA.
Drake Steele- Ohh what up Mount Peiler, Vermont. You know who is standing in the middle of the ring at this time it's none other then Original Bad Boy him self P. Diddy and his crew got nothing on me and soon nether will the peeps in the back.
Crowd- CIA, CIA, CIA.
Dean- would you listen to this crowd they are eating up every word he has said.
Dean looks over to his cohorts only to see them staring dreamy eyed at the Man Of Steele.
Drake Steele- I have been back less then a week and already I am in a match against some random peep that will be left seeing Steele stars when I am through with him. I have been watching in the back to see if any of the busters back their had something on me and I only came up with one name and that man has caught the eye of the Baddest Boy in the CIA and that man is none other then Jimmy Bruce Da Prime Offender.
Crowd- Cheers.
Drake Steele- Now PO I you are the only one who would make me do any work around here and seeing as how I like things simple I am going to toss it at ya like this Join me and make it easier on both of us cause the way I see it you and me together there would be no limit to what we could do huh? Shoot with our talent who knows we could be the one signing the employee checkers before long and PO you know just as well as I do there isn't no one better then the Windy City Warrior and if you need proof I will do what you have done and that is run through the roster with out breaking a sweat you know what I am saying. The front office will have to throw the whole roster at us just to stop us ya know what I am sayin playa and even then I don't think it would work.
Dean- well he is good but I don't think he and PO could take on the whole roster.
Kelly and Genessa- He can*~*Sigh*~*
Drake Steele- But enough about what could be lets talk about what is Buddha you have yet to say anything about the beat down you going to receive at Crack down which is really surprising now that could mean one of two things ether you have grasped the fact that you are going to have your ass handed to ya and just don't want to make promises you can't keep or two you don't think the man of Steele is worth your time. Now for your sake peep it had best be number one because if anything you aren't worth my time I come in Tear tells those suits in office to put me in a match so they give me you to prove that I am the real Deal, and you had best believe Steele is the real deal. Buddha I ain't sweating you because to me you are nothing and until you beat me I owe you nothing but a slap in the face Crack Down is your chance to prove me wrong. Buddha you ain't giving me much to work with so I am going to wrap this up I could make fun of your momma but that just ain't me so I will wrap this up. Buddha....Crack Down you and me we going to go one on one toe to toe we are going to see who Goes Big and who Goes home and all's I can say is don't forget your boardin pass.
Lets get it resumes as Drake drops the mic and exits the ring to a standing ovation.
Title: Dec 31st New Years Resolution
Posted By: Jeebus
:::Jeebus is the only person left at CIA everyone else has gone home for the holidays and New Years and whathaveyou. Jeebus wakes up in his dressing room with a half empty bottle of booze next to his arm, as his head is hurting and Jeebus is having trouble focusing his eyes and he shakes his head and sit up and then holds his head in his arms for what seems like an hour but is only 7 minutes:::
Jeebus: FUCKING HELL::as his bellloww echoes down the halls of the empty poorlly lit CIA, as Jeebus grabs the bottle of booze and slowlly using the wall as a railing walks down the hall towards the snack machine, His stomach has been growling since 3am last night, Jeebus walks up to a snack machine inspects it for a while locating the product which will satisfy his every whim and then Kicks the clean Plastic Cover breaking it instantlly, Jeebus has to kick it couple of more times before he can acctually reach in and grab all the Mounds Bars he can stuff in his pockets, Jeebus with a somewhat satisfied yet still pained look on his face continues down the hall chewing on a mounds bar and washing it down with the unlabeled bottle of booze:::
:::30 minutes later Jeebus has totally gotten lost, he is now either on the third floor where the offices are or hes in the basement, one thing is for sure Jeebus dosen't know up from down currentlly, which might explain why he has removed his shirt and shoes and the only thing hes currentlly wearing is his kilt, Jeebus walks into the first door he finds becouse he is becoming quite sick at this point, and Jeebus ends up purging him self all over someones pretty pretty wood desk:::
Jeebus::whipes his mouth with his kilt:: Fuck ::then throws the bottle of booze against the wall, as Jeebus tries to keep his head from spinning, but Jeebus is now starting to black out:::
:::Jeebus sees a moment and then nothing and then a moment and then nothing and a moment and then nothing as Jeremy Bender by Emerson Lake & Palmer plays in his head::::
(Priecigu Jauno Gadu!!!)
OOC-My New Years resolution is to be able to look back on 2003 and acctually have progressed in my life.
Title: One ring to rule them all... (part 2)
Posted By: Crisis
(The camera opens in a lockerroom in the CIA arena. Crisis is sitting there, still dressed in his armor and weapons. The door opens and The X walks in, he looks at Crisis with a confused look on his face.)
X: "Um... what the hell are you supposed to be?"
Crisis: "Yes! Legolas! You made it!"
X: "Legolas... ?"
Crisis: "Here, put this on."
(Crisis throws some clothes to X who looks at them for a bit.)
Crisis: "Just do it... I'll give you some of my imagination stimulator."
X: "Imagination stimulator..?... Oh... Fuck yeah, I'm all for that."
(A few minutes pass and X comes out dressed in some leather clothes and shit. Crisis smiles and tosses X a bow and a couple short swords. He then throws X a huge joint.)
X: "Um... Can I have to ask what the weapons are for?"
(X lights up and takes a hit.)
Crisis: "The upcomming battle. We have to protect the ring bearers."
X: "Ring beareres? Like a wedding?"
Crisis: "No dipshit... Lord of the Ring... Little midgets with furry feet."
X: "Oh.... yeah sure... I knew that."
(Crisis stands up and motions the X to follow. X takes another hit and walks out the door after Crisis, mumbling something about good shit...)
**A few minutes later**
(The camera opens on X, leaning against the wall taking the last hit of his joint. X is getting pretty fucked up at this point. Just then Crisis runs around the corner.)
Crisis: "Quick! Worg riders!"
(Crisis motions X to go around the corner, X does and see's a bunch of guys standing there confused. Crisis looks pissed and motions to X)
Crisis: "Close your eyes."
(X does and Crisis walks up to the 5 men standing in the hall)
Crisis: "I told you to crawl around! Now crawl damn it!"
(Crisis hits one of the men with the Slavegrinder. The others then start to crawl around.)
Crisis: "Sweet..."
(He walks back to X)
Crisis: "Ok... now, open your eyes."
(X does and stares in confusion.)
Crisis: "Worg Riders!! Kill them all!!"
(Crisis pulls out his sword and goes charging at the 4 men crawling on the ground. He gets to one and cuts into him with the sword.)
Crisis: "Shoot Damn it! Shoot!!"
(X grabs the bow and takes a shot. It bounces off the floor and slides intot he corner. X tries again and just bearly misses hitting Crisis in the head.)
Crisis: "Learn to aim damn it!"
X: "Sorry... how about I just use these."
(X pulls out the two short swords and charges the crawling people, he cuts one up and the two others stand and start to run. X, now really getting into this thanks to a little help, charges after the two men with some kinda battle cry. He hacks one of them in the back and then tackles the other. He takes a sword and slices the mans neck.)
X: "Die Orc scum!!!"
(X stands up, looks at Crisis and smiles.)
X: "Sweet. Where to next."
Crisis: "We gotta go to helms deep."
X: "Yes! That part was awsome... um... why are we doing this again?"
Crisis: "Cause I have a match with some Cash guy at Lord of the Ring."
X: "And this has to do with that how?"
Crisis: "I don't know... don't ask questions, just go with it. It'll be fun."
X: "Whatever you say."
Crisis: "Thats right... but it's not whatever I say... it's the will of Gandolf."
X: "Will of Gandolf?"
(Crisis pulls out a huge Gandolf bong from his backpack.)
Crisis: "Yes. Gandolf will show us the way."
X: "Oh fuck yeah he will... let me get a hit of Gandolfs wisdom."
(The camera fades out as X and Crisis light up Gandolf and start taking hits.)
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