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Title: Making A Match for Friday (All Read)
Posted By: Co-GM Princess Pandora
Title: I'm bbbaaaack (Street Boy)
Posted By: Dragon
Title: Underpushed!!!
Posted By: "Mad Dog" Briskout
Title: I want to know why, and I want to know now!
Posted By: Cereal Killer
Title: I am the TRUE CEREAL KILLER
Posted By: Brimstone
Title: Dragon
Posted By: Street Boy
Title: Brimstone, Scott Steiner, Cereal Killer, Iceman.
Posted By: Body Breaker
Title: Live via Satelite
Posted By: Dragon
Title: Helms Deep... (ORTRTA part 3)
Posted By: Crisis
Title: A PO'd PO...
Posted By: Crisis
Title: Street Boy and The Stars of CIA
Posted By: Jeebus
Title: Death comes to us all(street boy, The X)
Posted By: Jeebus
Title: The Truth About Cereal Killer & Body Breaker!
Posted By: Cereal Killer
Title: Offensive Steele is Born...Oh and Crisis Is fucked
Posted By: Prime Offender
Title: Jeebus u want me u found me
Posted By: Street Boy
Title: If u want the champ dead read this
Posted By: Street Boy
Title: Kill The Crisis...LEGOLAS WATCH OUT!
Posted By: Prime Offender
Title: See My Headlights? Get Out The Way.
Posted By: Clint Rezner
Title: CEREAL KILLER!
Posted By: Body Breaker
Title: Drunk Again? God Damn It Jeebus!!!
Posted By: Jeebus
Title: Crossroads
Posted By: Slash
Title: Woof Woof
Posted By: "Mad Dog" Briskout
Title: Cereal Killer, Brimstone, Crisis, Iceman, Steiner
Posted By: Body Breaker
Title: 2 down, 1 and a possible to go
Posted By: Brimstone
Title: Body Breaker...
Posted By: Crisis
Title: eatin cake
Posted By: Jeebus
Title: Shady has appeard.
Posted By: Shady
Title: Break it down for shady
Posted By: Body Breaker
Title: 4Life?
Posted By: Shady
Title: OH wait.
Posted By: Shady
Title: Shady
Posted By: Body Breaker
Title: Crisis!!
Posted By: Shady
Title: Someone sure does stink in here... (4life read)
Posted By: Crisis
Title: Hey Crisis
Posted By: Shady
Title: Shady... (also a OOC about my last post)
Posted By: Crisis
Title: Called out
Posted By: Slash
Title: Heh heh heh(Crisis read.)
Posted By: Shady
Title: Called Out (Cont)
Posted By: Dragon
Title: Crisis is taken out.
Posted By: Shady
Title: Interview
Posted By: Wolf
Title: Making A Match for Friday (All Read)
Posted By: Co-GM Princess Pandora
Princess walks up to her old man, sorry, Ritter and The X backstage.
“I see you two have the Tag Team titles. Good job. As the Tag Team champions I need you to compete on Crackdown.”
Ritter: I dont know, nows not a good time for us...
Princess: “In a handicap match against the Insane Champion, and the RIGHTFUL World Champion Prime Offender!”
Ritter: Well that we can do!
Ritter and X walk off as they laugh to themselves. As soon as they are out of earshot Princess finishes her sentence.
Princess: In a handicap match again Prime Offender and his PARTNERS Wolf and Jeebus. Have fun dad. I know I’ll have fun watching it.
Princess laughs and skips away down the hall.
Title: I'm bbbaaaack (Street Boy)
Posted By: Dragon
Dragon - WHAT IN THE SHIT WAS THAT!
:: Dragon walks down the hallway screaming, he's dressed in his ring attire and still a bloody mess from the rumble. Joel appears from out of a door. ::
Joel - Can I get an...
:: Dragon doesn't stop walking. He kicks Joel in the cut sending him back through the door he just came out. Seconds later, Dragon appears at a locker room with reads "Street Boy/Slash". Dragon kicks the door in and it swings off its hinges and falls to the ground. Slash immediately jumps to his feet. Dragon gets in the big man's face... welll, his chest. ::
Slash - Get the fuck out of here..
:: Dragon knee's Slash square in the balls bringing Slash down to his size. He catches Slash and throws him into a wall. Slash falls onto the ground. Street Boy jumps off his chair and throws a right hand at Dragon's face. Dragon doesn't flinch. He grabs Street Boy, lifts him into the air and pins him against the wall. ::
Dragon - Listen up you punk ass Jobber. This is all one big joke. I come back after a month of training with some of the toughest guys Japan has to offer.. and YOU win the World Title without even eliminating anyone?
Street Boy - Uhh..
:: Street Boy struggles but Dragon headbutt's him into the face. ::
Dragon - Don't talk! You're lucky I got to you first, you know why? Because PO or Jeebus would come in here and literally kick the shit out of you. Would you like that?
Street Boy - I.. could.. take them.
Dragon - Don't kid yourself junior. You know, alot of guys backstage are gonna take this very personally. You've humiliated each and everyone of them, and this fed. Now, I highly doubt you would go out and vacate the title like a man, because frankly, you're not that intelligent. So here's the deal, You and I, Tuesday Night Bloodbath, World Title. That's not a challange, thats a date for your calender.
:: Street Boy struggles again. Dragon lets him down and walks out of the room. Street Boy attends to Slash. ::
Dragon - One more thing, bring your buddy Slash. Let's see if you can prove you're worth holding that gold..
Title: Underpushed!!!
Posted By: "Mad Dog" Briskout
(Chit is shown in his office with Bregnard and The Red Baron. They turn on the TV and see Princess Pandora announcing a match for Friday. Chit grabs his clip-on tie and rips it off.)
Chit: WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS CRAP?
Red: Crack?
Chit: Richard, what is this shit?
Richard: I don't know Boss.
(Chit then kicks his desk making a big hole in it.)
Chit: Just because I try to run a good clean show, not only do I get threatened by Jeebus but now Pandora is booking matches on MY show!
(Chit starts to take off his suit jacket to reveal the old "Mad Dog" muscle shirt.)
Chit: People here are disrespecting me so now I've got to take action. I may not be a backstage fuckin politicker like Ritter and X or a young jobber getting a major push like Street Boy but I have fucking talent.
(Chit grabs the chair under his desk and attacks Red with it. Some guy is heard yelling "He's shooting this whole promo. Cut it! Cut it!" The scene cuts to a commercial. He comes back with Joel and Justin Cole at ringside.)
Justin Cole: We're sorry we had to cut that short folks.
Joel: Yes. Well I'm mad.
Justin Cole: What?
Joel: Chit was going to kick Bregnard's ass! Go Chit!
Justin Cole: Sheesh. Your a sick being Jo-
(All of a sudden "The Pink Panther" by Henry Mancini hits over the PA system and the crowd doesn't know how to react. Then Chit comes out and the crowd boos. He comes down to the ring and gets into the ring.)
Chit: As some may have saw, I brutally attacked Richard and the Red Baron. And it felt good.
(Chit smiles and takes off the rest of his suit to reveal the old red and white "Mad Dog" suit. The crowd is about to cheer when "Mad Dog" foams outta the mouth and puts it on the fans. They began to cheer snd "Mad Dog" puts on a mask of a dog and foam comes out of it. It lands on the announcer table and a lick is heard.)
Justin Cole: Yummm. Whipped Cream.
Joel: Pig.
Justin Cole: Look at the crowd! They're eating it all up!
("Mad Dog" then shakes his head all around and then goes through the crowd as the crowd cheers. The screen fades again.)
-Off Screen in the Back, Off Camera- (Two fat guys are sitting around a table.)
Fat Guy 1: That was all shoot.
Fat Guy 2: I know.
FG1: Good though.
FG2: Yeah. We should continue letting Chit do these shoots.
Title: I want to know why, and I want to know now!
Posted By: Cereal Killer
Neon green lights, Fog, & Music fill the arena. (It’s Cereal Killer: by Green Jelly)
Cereal Killer comes down to the ring! "Hey I want to know what's going on. Body Breaker and Iceman are a team? What about Body Breaker and Cereal Killer? What about the Body Killers? COme on Breaker, we've held tag team titles in ICW, WCCW, and DSW, and now you have a stable? 4Life? And you are asking all kinds of people but you didn't ask me? I want you and Iceman to come out here now and give me a 4Life shirt!"
Title: I am the TRUE CEREAL KILLER
Posted By: Brimstone
As Cereal Killer sits in the ring bitching because he lost a friend in Body Breaker, red flames explode on the stage as 'Bodies' by Drowning Pool booms over the PA system. The crowd stands up and cheer the huge monster...
Brimstone emerges from behind the curtain as he walks through the flames that still burn on the stage. He walks all the way down to the ring as Cereal Killer looks on in amazement. Brimstone is a masked monster that shows little emotion. He climbs into the ring with a microphone to speak to Cereal Killer...
Brimstone: "You little bitch, stop crying. Body Breaker has a new bitch in Iceman, so take the lose. You seem a bit upset that he has nothing to do with you any longer and like a punk, you want an answer. Even worse, you wanna be inducted into 'Life'. How pathetic you are! Listen, if you wanna explanation on why Body Breaker and Iceman have forsaken you, is because you are not a Cereal Killer. You are not a true Cereal Killer, you are a pretender. I am a cereal Killer, a TRUE CEREAL KILLER. Just ask your Ex's girlfriend. I punished Iceman and now it seems like I may have to punish you next."
Cereal Killer has a look of disgust on his face. It looks as if he's about to speak, but.....
Brimstone: "Don't say a word little one. I am a bigger individual than you and most of the so called talent in CIA, meaning, I will, I can kick everyone's ass! Now if you want someone in the ring with you, you want someone to take care of you, I'll do it. I'll take care of you. In a match at the next event. You and I one on one to see who is the TRUE CEREAL KILLER. Better believe now that I am, and you will TRULY believe afterwards, that I am!"
the crowd cheers the proposal of the match as 'Bodies' begin to play once again. Brimstone does a back flip over the top rope to the floor and speaks once again...
Brimstone: "One more thing, I would like to congratulate Street Boy on his title victory."
Brimstone looks into the camera with his red eyes....
Brimstone: "You will not live long enough to enjoy it. I will be around the corner whenever you turn it. I will be your shadow, your nightmare. I will forever haunt you until you give in and that title comes with me."
the ring posts explode in red flame. Cereal Killer jumps in fear, then the lights go dim then turn bright red. Brimstone walks through the fire on the stage and returns to the back, out of sight.
Title: Dragon
Posted By: Street Boy
((Street Boy is looking for dragon and finds him in the middle of a poker game))
Street Boy- That son of a bitch.
((he walks up and throws the table over. dragon looks up))
dragon- Why the fuck did you do that? I was winning.
street boy- Because I thought your sorry ass needed to be taught a lesson
((street boy punches dragon and he goes down. All his poker buddies stand between the two of them stopping a retaliatoin from dragon or a further beating from street boy))
dragon- what lesson would that be
street boy- When i've fought in two matches i'm tired and you took advantage of me but when we are on even terms there is no way you can touch me. As for your title shot I do not accept. No its not that I'm a coward.
dragon- then give me my fucking title shot.
street boy- O you'll get your title shot. But not know. I just don't feel you've gotten my respect. So
((dragon charges at street boy and spears him))
dragon- I can crush you like a bug anytime.
((street boy gets up))
street boy- See that didn't even hurt so you see you can't beat me.
((street boy turns to go and dragon hits him in the back. Street Boy turns abck around slowly))
street boy- You can't beat me
((he punches dragon and dragon falls down. He picks up the poker table. He picks up dragon and gives him the 'have fun' onto the table and the legs break and the table falls))
((after a few minutes dragon says))
dragon- Ok you beat me but awnser me one question.
street boy- What? ((in an impatient tone))
dragon- Where's doyou keep your title? I mean i havn't seen it.
((street boy reaches into his pants and pulls it out))
Street Boy- In a place where it is always safe.
((He turns to leave but dragon attacks him again))
street boy- Fuck
((He turns around and smacks dragon with the title and leaves))
Title: Brimstone, Scott Steiner, Cereal Killer, Iceman.
Posted By: Body Breaker
Brimstone has just left the ring. Before Cereal Killer can leave, Body Breaker and Iceman come out. They have on blue and white "4Life" shirts. The get in the ring and Body Breaker yells.
"Cereal Killer, you want to know why I didn't invite you into 4Life? Because you suck! It's true, its breaker damn true! And no, we didn't wait for brimstone to leave becase we scared of him, we waited for him to leave because he stinks so bad I can't lower myself to be in the ring at the same time as him. So I will not wrestle him because he is benieth me. Same goes for Scoot Steiner.
But as for you Cereal Killer. Yes, we had the tag team titles. But I alway made the pin when we win and you alway TAKE the pin when we lose! Plus you always do something dumb every other month and we have to fued and I kick your ass!
BUT we do need four people for 4 life. So, I'll tell you what. If you get a match with Brimstone, and you win, I'll let you in. I can always kick you out when Someoen beter comes along. So what do you say "killer?"
Title: Live via Satelite
Posted By: Dragon
:: The scene with Dragon sprawled out in a deck chair on top of a building, sipping a cocktail and being fanned by four Asian women. He's wearing a red unbuttoned shirt, blue jeans and a pair of black shades. One of the women takes a grape and feeds it to the medieval icon slowly. Dragon lowers his shades and motions the girls to continue fanning. The feed cuts back to the arena where Joel and Cole are sitting at the anounce table. ::
Joel - Nice to see you D-man.
Dragon - Word up home slice.
Cole - Okay.. Anyway Drag, you seem to have lightened up since earlier when you threatened Street Boy.
Dragon - You know Cole, I was pretty pissed off back then so I decided to jet up here to sunny San Francisco for some R&R, atleast until Bloodbath anyway.
Cole - Wait.. how did you get up to LA so soon after the beating handed out to you by Street Boy?
Dragon - Um..?
Cole - Ugh, play the tape Joel.
:: A video of earlier on appears on the titan tron as Street Boy beats down Dragon and "reaches into his pants and pulls it out." ::
Dragon - What the hell? Are you really that stupid Cole.
Joel - Yes he is.
Dragon - Let's see, 1) That's a woman, 2) She's black, 3) I don't play poker in gay bars... Oh, I get it now. Wow, I'm actually quite suprised that Street Boy could actually do something remotely clever by hiring an actor to play me. It's been done though. Oh, and he's probably going to deny that I'm in San Francisco. Dragon motions the camera left.
:: The camera pans over to a background shot of the golden gate bridge in all its glory. ::
Joel - Do you need any more proof Cole?
Cole - No. Dragon, Street Boy has not accepted your challange for a match next Tuesday on Bloodbath.
Dragon - I didn't think he would accept thats why I didn't challenge him.
Cole - Huh?
Dragon - I went to management and I got the match made. He has no choice in the matter. Hell, I even tried to make the match as fair as possible for him, it's standard rules so I can't punish him as much as I'd like to.
Joel - I'll make sure theres an ambulance outside the arena ready to roll and EMT's at the ring.
Dragon - That's probably wise. Anything else Cole?
Cole - At the rumble, you eliminated yourself trying to knock out PO and Wolf.. What's your relationship with the Insane Champion, Jimmy Bruce right now?
Dragon - I'm sure Jimmy knows what I did.. or tried to do was purely business. I was only trying to rid him of limey scum anyway...
Cole - Limey scum?
Dragon - Wold, I mean, Wolf, God that is easy to do.
Cole - What do you think about the rumors circulating backstage that Street Boy is only a joke champion until someone else can fill the spot?
Dragon - Since when did that become a rumor?
Joel - Ahahah, yeah Cole, everyone knows Street Boy is a joke champion.
Cole - Still, he IS the World Champion though.
Dragon - Not for long Cole.
Cole - I still think you're underestimating Street Boy, nobody thought he'd win the Tag Team Titles either but he and Slash pulled that off, taking the belts away from The X and Al Ritter.
Dragon - That's a damn lie! Street Boy and Slash never beat Ritter and The X, possibly the best tag team in this fed at the moment and current Tag Team Champions!
Cole - Woah woah, easy.. I'm sorry but the fact is, Al and The X lost the belts to Slash and Street Boy, even if it wasn't direct.
Dragon - This interview is over Cole
Cole - But
Dragon - No, It's over!
:: The satelite link is cut off and the screen fades out. ::
Title: Helms Deep... (ORTRTA part 3)
Posted By: Crisis
(The camera opens in the CIA cafeteria. X and Crisis are fucked up from all of Gandolfs wisdom and hiding behind the counter. There still wearing there LOTR gear and plotting there next move.)
X: "So you won the belt... and we're still fighting orcs... why?"
Crisis: "Cause there's nothing better to do."
X: "True."
(X takes a hit of Gandolf.)
Crisis: "Ready to defend helms deep?"
X: "Sure"
(The camera pulls back a bit and we can see a bunch of people, staff and what not, eating lunch. X and Crisis smile as they stand up. Crisis stands on the counter as X stands behind him, bow drawn.)
Crisis: "You sure you can use that this time?"
X: "Fuck yeah. No problem."
(The people stare at the two with confused looks. A few even laugh at them. X see's the guy laugh and shoots the arrow into his head.)
X: "Ha ha! Direct hit mr sulu!"
Crisis: "What are we on the enterprise now?"
(Crisis jumps off the counter and starts hacking into the staff members. X follows behind him, cutting into people as well. After a few are dead and the rest have run off, X and Crisis look at each other.)
Crisis: "This has kinda lost all the fun."
X: "Yeah. Where's Gandolf?"
Crisis: "Behind the counter."
X: "Be right back."
(X runs and leaps over the counter, crashing into something out of view.)
X: "I'm ok!"
Crisis: "Yeah. Well you take care of Gandolf, I'll be getting changed."
(Crisis walks out of the cafeteria, covered in blood. He takes off the shirt and breastplate and throws it to the ground as he walks down the hallway. He rounds the corner and goes into his locker room.)
**5 minutes later**
(Crisis walks out of his locker room dressed in his usual black JNCO jeans and a black tanktop that reads Corruption on the front. He walks down the hallway, apparently searching for something, or someone.)
Crisis: *mumbling to himself* "Where the hell is this turd."
(Finally Crisis finds what he's looking for as he stands in front of a door. The camera pans up a bit to show the name on the door. Prime Offender.)
Crisis: "Yeah. Now we're getting somewhere."
(Crisis opens the door and finds the room empty.)
Crisis: "Shit. Oh well, I better just leave a note letting him know i'm looking for him."
(The camera fades out as Crisis starts to do something with his back turned.)
Title: A PO'd PO...
Posted By: Crisis
(The camera fades in on the door to Prime Offenders locker room. A significant amount of time has passed from when Crisis went into the room. After a few seconds, Prime Offender walks in front of the camera. He reaches out and opens the door. He starts to walk inside and stops.)
PO: "Holy shit."
(All over the walls of the room are the words INSANE. PO walks in a bit and see's a knife sticking out of a table. He walks over and see's that the knife is stabbed through a poster of Prime Offender. Right through the head. Under the picture is a note that reads,
Dear Mr. Offender,
What is up? Or better yet what is down? Cause who's to say what up is. Up could be down. Down up? So if up's down, then whats up means whats down? But if it's down then it can't be up, so up can't mean down. So if Up can't mean down, and down can't mean up... I guess up means up and down means down huh?
~The strange ramblings of someone who thinks your not insane enough to wear that belt.
(PO crumples up the letter.)
PO: "What the hell did that mean?"
Voice behind PO: "It means I think your pathetic."
(PO turns around and is met by a chair shot to the head. The camera pans out to show Crisis holding a dented chair in his right hand.)
Crisis: "Happy new year. After I take out this Johnny Justice pussy, your next."
(Crisis throws the chair down and walks out of the room laughing.)
Title: Street Boy and The Stars of CIA
Posted By: Jeebus
:::Kill All The White People by Type O Negative Blasts over the PA:::
Joel: Uh oh I think there is gonna be some bitching about to happen ha a ha.
Strong Bad: Shut up Joel before I rake your face with uuhh a rake.
Joel: Uhkay::confused::
:::Jeebus steps through the Curtains and walks down to the ring and slides in under the ropes, some lackie hands him the mic:::
Jeebus:::rolls his eyes at the camera which are quite bloodshot::: Dragon is right Street Boy had I woken up before just 20 minutes ago I would of crushed your face into dust.
Joel: Jeebus seems oddly calm.
Strong Bad: He needs Marshmallows!!!
Jeebus: However I did wake up 20 minutes ago and so the Crushing your face into dust will happen as soon as I'm done here::Jeebus smiles into the camera as the crowd cheers::: However I think it is a very accurate assesment of CIA currentlly. When someone like Street Boy can win the World Title well franklly quite easilly, it does say something about our league.
Joel: I hate to admit it but he's right.
Strong Bad:::sings baddly:: Everytime I look at my self I wanna break up wit chuuuu.....::Joel just shakes his head:::
Jeebus: We have no stars, NO Stars, PO is not a star, he might of once been worthy of the world title but not anymore, who else comes to mind, Dragon? well he's just returned from Japan, so he might be what this league needs, What about Wolf, no wolf is little more than a fucking turd and little less than a fucking ball of candle wax, Well how about Clint Rezner, franklly he is his own worst nightmare, he shows up does a half assed job leaves and then bitches about how the system has got him down. How about me??:::The Crowd Cheers:: No I'm not a star either, I once maybe used to be one but even I am slacking and finding my self not giving a shit more often than not.:::Jeebus shakes his head:: However, something has gotten my attention, That fucking Hack Street Boy being World Champ. I personally am not gonna stand by and do nothing, which is why make room for me Street Boy in your schedule becouse I am coming no matter what.:::Jeebus throws down the Mic and storms out of the ring and up the ramp, as cameras backstage catch up with him as does Justin Cole:::
Justin Cole: Hey may I walk with you?
Jeebus: Suit yourself,::Jeebus walks faster as Justin has to almost sprint to keep up::
Justin: I thought I'd ask you a question or two about your upcomming match, with Wolf and PO as your partners,:::as Jeebus stops and faces the camera:::
Jeebus: Pandora is a funny gal she reminds me of someone, and this match will be something else, one thing it wont be is a Handicap Match, Unless one of the 5 people involved acctually tolerate someone else and team up atleast long enough to take out the rest, becouse despite where the Versus is put and who is on which supposed side, there is no love lost between any of us. However that match will no doubt will be Ratings Galore and even The X wont say no to that.
Justin Cole: speaking of the X, what are the relations with The X and you right now?
Jeebus: Were currentlly not talking. ::jeebus smiles::
Justin Cole: One last question, What is the deal with Dragon and where is he, there is some dispute about his wearabouts?
Jeebus: I think you'r asking me weather I think Dragon would allow him self to get punched by Street Boy!
Justin Cole: In so many words Yes! Heh.
Jeebus: I honestlly don't believe Street Boy would have the balls to punch the real Dragon even in a friendlly manner on the shoulder::Jeebus grins::
Justin Cole: Heh heh Ok, Well I'll let you go then. ::Jeebus smiles pats Justin on the back and then sprints off down the hall looking for Street Boy:::
Title: Death comes to us all(street boy, The X)
Posted By: Jeebus
:::Street Boy arrives at the arena in his new Jaguar Type SEX and parks in his new parking spot reserved for the World Champ, as he is about to get out of his car a 88 Yugo turns the corner in the parking ramp and full speed rams into the side of the Jag as Airbags explode saving Street Boy from serious injury, as Street Boy climbs out the other side, CIA crew have shown up and are using Fire Extinguishers to cover both cars, they are plenty experienced with fires after all.:::
Street Boy: WHO Tha Fuk??::As Street boy walks over to the Yugo and looks inside, theres a brick on the gass pedal and the steering wheel has been fixed in one position using a steel rod, as Street Boy pissed rips open the door to the Yugo grabs the steel rod and beggins pounding the Yugo, even though both cars are totalled:::
:::The Crew finally pulls Street Boy away from the car as The Yugo in a familair fashion beggins to smoke thankfully by this time the Firedepartment has arrived and put out the engine fire for good before it spreads, as Street Boy pissed walks inside the arena and goes straight to The X's office, as he knocks on the door thrice before The X answers and lets him in:::
The X: What can I do for you my champ?
Street Boy: I don't want to point fingers or whine but is this what having the title is gonna be like?
The X: What? You mean threats on your life, attempts on it, Drive bys, muggings, Groupies, Drugs, signings, more death threats?
Street Boy: Uhm ::little freaked::
The X: Well to answer your question, Yes, the moment that belt is around your waste you become a target and everyone and anyone want what you have and to keep it you gotta be smart and play ball::as X says this he grins in a most evil fashion:::
Street Boy: Well I wanna keep the title ofcourse, but...::he gets cut off by the X:::
The X: But what? You just concentrate on your matches, and don't forget who the boss is.::as Street boy stands to leave::
Street Boy: uhm my car?
The X: It will be replaced. We Have a Jeebus Lifetime insurance Policy on all property that belongs to the CIA.
::as Street Boy a bit flusterred leaves X's office, as soon as he leaves The X lights up a huge Blunt and puts his feet up on the desk with a big smile:::
Title: The Truth About Cereal Killer & Body Breaker!
Posted By: Cereal Killer
Cereal Killer is not happy. "Ok Body Breaker, you say that if I beat Brimstone I get to be 4life hey that is cool I can beat that fool and show you that I rule. But if you got back to what you said before about the Body Killers and how you won the title and I lost the titles lets take a trip down memory lane why don't we for just a second. When we won the titles it was me and you and we beat Viper and Wolf and the Showstoppers in a three way match and they way I remember it I was the one that pinned one of the showstoppers because after the match Viper and Wolf beat us up.
And then you want to talk about losing the belts? The way I remeber it the manager of the showstoppers I can't remember who it was but it was a girl. She came in the ring and took her shirt off. YOu were so concerend with that you didn't see the showstoppers and they attacked you while you were looking at whatss hers names tits!
Then on top off all that, you and me broke up as the Body Killer and had a feud like you said, but it all came to a head at the Total Carnage PPV and guess what? It was me cereal Killer pinning you Body Breaeker to the mat for the one two three!!! So you want to blame me for losting and you want to say you won and you want to say I suck? The way I see it I was the better body killer and it is you who sucks!"
Title: Offensive Steele is Born...Oh and Crisis Is fucked
Posted By: Prime Offender
** After having just been blasted in the head with a huge unprovoked chair shot from Crisis, Jimmy Bruce The Prime Offender is still laying on the floor trying to shake the cobwebs cause you know getting hit in the head with a chair hurts. Slowly PO gets up to one knee still looking around as he still sees the words Insane on the wall in what appears to be a blood like substance. Jimmy just chuckles to himself finding amusement in the whole situation as he fully stands up just rubbing the back of his head as he stretches as if he is waking up from a good sleep **
[ Prime ] "Fuck man...These people and there chairs....And there...Hmmmm
** PO approaches the wall that has the blood writing and takes a smell **
[ Prime ] "Is this what I think it is?"
** PO runs his finger thru the blood on the wall and licks his fingers as the crowd assuming its blood just sounds disgusted as PO licks the finger completely clean **
[ Prime ] "Mmmmm Ketchup just like my mom used to make...Jees Crisis must be a big Prime Offender fan to have such a large poster of me on his wall...It's soooo pretty minus the knife of course..."
** PO looks around as he finds the chair the Crisis dented around his head and picks it up examining it for some sort of clue **
[ Prime ] "Now If I were some sort of medievil weed smoking orc hunting assclown where would I be?...Hmmmm let me think...Let me think indeed..."
** PO taps his chin as he falls into a state of thought as he opens the door and nearly falls back as Drake Steele is standing there looking smug as fuck **
[ Drake ] "Bitch."
[ Prime ] "Asshole."
** PO and Drake exchange some sort of ghetto greeting and laugh a bit **
[ Drake ] "So what the fuck is up in CIA?"
[ Prime ] "Crisis wasted a chair on my head."
** Jimmy does this fake sympathetic puppy dog look as Steele laughs **
[ Drake ] "Well you know I got your back if your down with that."
** The crowd pops as Jimmy nods his head and gives Steele that wierd fucking handshake again **
[ Prime ] "Oh we's down like that for sure."
[ Drake ] "Tight shit man tight fucking shit, So you wanna get that mofo now or what?"
** PO thinks yet again as Drake chances wind of some fine ass ladies walkin by and gets distracted as PO knows what Drake is thinking and just laughs to himself **
[ Drake ] "Hellllo ladies...The Man of Steele is in da house!"
[ Prime ] "Uhhhh Drake...."
** PO taps him on the shoulder Drake just shooes him as he approaches the girls **
[ Drake ] "Not now Jimmy I'm throwing game down"
** PO just shakes his head as he watches Drake goto work on these two ladies PO just leans against the door laughing for a minute as until Jimmy cant handle it any more and literally places himself between Steele and the girls as he just shakes his head **
[ Prime ] "You DON'T wanna tap that Drake TRUST me"
** Drake is lookin a bit ticked off as PO literally drags him away from them **
[ Drake ] "Why the fuck not?"
[ Prime ] "They umm...have...Johnsons...You know they have strudles not pies....Ummmm"
** Drake cuts him off as he glances over at the women who are just giggling and wavy **
[ Drake ] "You sure?"
[ Prime ] "Dude I can recognize a trans from a mile away besides thats one of Scott Steiners "Freaks" Holla if you hear me..."
[ Drake ] "Ooohhh I hear yah Jimmy...So ummm lets go this way...I think Steele Offensive is gonna work fine for us eh boy"
** PO stops walking and looks over at Drake **
[ Prime ] "Offensive Steele you mean."
** Drake shakes his head **
[ Drake ] "I am pretttttty sure as I am the Man of Steele that I said Steele Offensive!"
[ Prime ] "Whatever man...Offensive Steele is the answer to it all...Now lets go find that Orc Hunter right now cause I got a left right and a CIP for his ass and then we are gonna fuckign rip through his locker room show him who the fuck is boss in CI motherfucker A cause I am done sick and tired of these fucking posers trying to steal our motherfucking glory Steele...Me and you to the fucking top of the world in CIA if not you its gonna be me or vice versa...Offensive Steele baby...How's that sound?"
[ Drake ] "Real good...I mean if I can't get the kinda action I want my as well get the kinda action you like..."
[ Prime ] "What the fuck are you talking about?"
[ Drake ] "Well you kick ass...I get ass...You know what I mean?"
[ Prime ] "Dude, shut the fuck up and lets find Crisis and so how a lil TLC used on the right parts of the human body isnt always a good thing..."
[ Drake ] "Let's roll buddy."
** Drake pats PO on the back as PO just glances at him wierdly as they walk down the hall **
Title: Jeebus u want me u found me
Posted By: Street Boy
((Jeebus is walking around with his striped pants pulled up above his belly button and held up there with his rainbow suspenders. He wasn't wearing shoes instead he was wearing rainbow socks. He is knocking on every door looking for street boy))
Jeebus- Where the fuck is street boy?
((At this moment street boy pops out from from his dressing room))
Street Boy- Here I am
((At seeing this Jeebus starts screeming and running around like a little school girl))
Jeebus-(still trying to catch his breath from what just happend) You scared the shit out of me. Well I guess I got what I wanted and its you. Now as you know I get challenged you to a match.
Street Boy- And your challenge has been accepted. But lets make it hardcore rules. You know just for the fun of it.
Jeebus- Umm yea whatever. I just need to talk to you.
Street Boy- Wow and I needed to listen to you.
Jeebus- Just shut up for a second. I just am here to tell you to watch your ass.
Street Boy- Ok
((street boy starts running in circles looking for his ass. He stops after about five minutes))
Street Boy- I give up nobody can watch there own ass.
Jeebus- Are you stupid or something.
Street Boy- I'm not stupid I'm just from Canada.
Jeebus- O that explains it ((He has a weird look on his face))
Street Boy- Hey wanna go play me in air hockey in the company VIP room.
Jeebus- They let you in the VIP room.
Street Boy- No I swipe the locked door with my credit card.
Jeebus- What about the security guards?
Street Boy- I didn't see any.
Jeebus- Ooooookay. No i don't wanna play air hockey with you. We are not friends.
Street Boy- Well ok see ya later buddy.
Jeebus- (getting irritated) We are not friends.
Street Boy- Ok calm down.
((Jeebus walks away))
Street Boy- Bye buddy. What a nice guy.
((He goes back into the locker room where Gary Coleman and Slash sit))
Slash- Ever since you got your title our tag team is falling threw.
Street Boy- Slash I am still as loyal to you and getting back our tag team titles as ever. Its just I have an extra thing outside. But I am still first and foremost your tag team partner than second I am the champion.
Slash- Promise?
Street Boy- Promise.
Slash- Ok so who do you wanna fight next.
Street Boy- I don't know anyone who owns the tag team titles. Right Now ritter and X they are gonna lose it so anyone after that.
Slash- Ok Gary you got this down.
Gary- Yup
Title: If u want the champ dead read this
Posted By: Street Boy
((street boy and slash are seen in the dressing room sittting in lazy-boy's they found in a bargain shop and they are watching the simpsons))
t.v.- There's more under her desk
Slash and Street Boy- Hahahahahahahahaha
Street Boy- There's more under her desk
Slash- That line was just on t.v.
Street Boy- I'm pretty sure it wasn't
Slash- Where's Gary?
Street Boy- O I was tired of getting death threats so I put him on guard outside to make sure everyone stays away or my safety and yours.
Slash- He's 4'11 and 110 pounds are you sure he can guard the door.
Street Boy- Look he's on tv as a security guard.
Slash- In a cartoon! Seriously what gotten into you lately? Your acting so stupid.
Street Boy- Iunno. Maybe its this red bull stuff. It gives you energy but these ingredients don't look to health.
Slash- Lets just go check on Gary to see if he's ok.
Street Boy- Alright.
((They get up and see Gary fending off Wolf, Prime Offender, and Jeebus with a spear))
Street Boy- See everything is good hear. Now there's a triple simpsons on t.v. which I don't wanna miss.
Gary- Please help me.
Slash- He sounds like he needs help.
Street Boy- I'm pretty sure he has under control don't you Gary
Gary- No
Street Boy- See under perfect control.
Slash- I'm gonna stay out here and help him if thats ok.
Street Boy- Suit yourself
((He goes in and watches the simpsons after about five minutes Slash comes back in))
Slash- Ok we took care of those fools.
Street Boy- Ok so you wanna play scrabble.
Slash- Are you sure you can play scrabble.
Street Boy- Your right lets play Candyland.
Slash- Scrabble will be fine.
((After play for a while the door slowly open and a knife gets throwen in and hits the tv))
Street Boy- (crying) NO YOU HAD SO MUCH TO LIVE FOR.
Slash- Ummmm Street boy you might wanna come see this.
Street Boy- What is it.
Slash- Its Gary he's sleeping like a little baby.
Street Boy- Well don't wake him then. He needs his nap.
Slash- But I think someone has given him a sleeping pill.
Street Boy- I'm more worried about his T.V. Its not repairable is it.
Slash- No its not but what about Gary.
Street Boy- He'll come around he needs his rest. He hasn't slept in nights.
Slash- I hope your right. What about your safety though now that he's sleeping.
Street Boy- I'll be fine for like an hour don't you think.
Slash- Yea.
((They go back to there scrabble game))
Slash- Street Boy are is spelt A-R-E not just an r.
Street Boy- Well you learn something everyday.
Slash- Duck!!!!!!!!!!!
Street Boy- You don't have the letters to spell duck.
Slash- Get down you stupid idiot.
((Another knife gets throwen and hits the lamp))
Street Boy- Who is throwing these?
((Slash goes to the door and see's Gary Coleman))
Slash- Street Boy he's been poisoned.
Street Boy- Crap first the T.V. now this.
Slash- Who's been throwing these knifes? Well who wants you dead?
Street Boy- Well pretty much the hole fed except for you.
Slash- Yes except for me (he roles his eyes)Well who ever did it poisoned Gary we need to get him to the hospital.
Street Boy- Wait. Can i make a sandwhich?
Slash- A sandwhich?
Street Boy- Yes I hate hospital food.
Slash- NO we need to go now.
Street Boy- OK lets go then.
(camera fades)
ooc- feel free to take the blame for the knife throwing
Title: Kill The Crisis...LEGOLAS WATCH OUT!
Posted By: Prime Offender
** The newly formed team of Offensive Steele NOT Steele Offensive is cruising down the hall PO's face showing signs of hatred while Drake is flashing that million dollar smile that always gets the Windy City Warrior what he needs that night. Anywho, They are on the hunt for Crisis who not less then ten minutes again attacked the Prime Offender in his locker room, the halls fly by as the two men finally reach the door leading into the Locker Room of Crisis. PO holds his finger up to his lips as Steele just nods **
[ Prime ] "Time to make the Offensive mark...."
[ Drake ] "Then Imma Steele the Show!"
[ Prime ] "Shhh Dammit!"
[ Drake ] "Ok Ok Ok"
[ Prime ] "Lets do this like in the movies...on 3!"
** PO holds his hand up with 3 fingers and countsdown then Steele rolls over and kicks the door in as PO steps thru fists ready for action as he steps in but there is noone there Jimmy's face showing pure fustration as Steele walks in calmly **
[ Drake ] "Not here?"
[ Prime ] "Ummm...No?"
** Drake runs his hands thru his hair **
[ Drake ] "I need to go fix this mug...Where's the bathroom in this hole...
** The camera quickly shows how disgusting Crisis lives garbage everywhere as Steele catches wind of the bathroom and goes in there locking the door as PO shuts the door leading into the locker room locking it as well as he begins to think of a plan sitting on the nearby couch as he still holds that chair that was wrapped around his head **
[ Prime ] "How the fuck am I gonna show the point...."
** PO thinks a ssome time passes Drake being the perfectionist he is is still in the bathroom as PO almost dozes off when he hears someone trying to unlock the door. PO jumps to his feet and turns off all the lights and takes a position in the nearby closet as the door slowly opens and Crisis creeps in wearing his Orc fighting helmet after having completed his latest mission **
[ Crisis ] "Hello?"
** PO begins to whisper from the closet **
[ Prime ] "Legolas watch out!
** Crisis looks around grabbing a nearby vase thinking is a weapon **
[ Crisis ] "Legolas! The Uruk-hai!
[ Prime ] "This way young Crisis! They are storming the closet gate!
** Crisis runs to the closet and just as he is about to reach it the door flys open and PO nails Crisis with the other side of the chair hitting him so hard it almost straightens it out. PO procedes to put a mud hole stomping on Crisis as Steele walks out whistling "To Sexy" not really catching wind of what was going on the whole time he just turns on the lights and sees PO drilling his fists directly into the face of Crisis whose just bleeding profusely as PO screams and howls **
[ Prime ] "DIe you sick motherfucker! You wanna see Insane bitch! Insane isnt putting Ketchup on someones wall!!!! Its fucking beating the shit out of people you DONT KNOW!
** PO jumps up and kicks Crisis in the ribs again the ribs can be heard makign some sort of sick crack as PO dusts off his hands as Steele just finishes touching up his hair in the bathroom and steps out again **
[ Drake ] "Good job!"
** Million Dollar Smile from Drake as PO rubs the blood from Crisis's body off on the wall **
[ Prime ] "Yeah well revenge is a bitch and so is Saruman!"
[ Drake ] "What?"
[ Prime ] "Gah nothing! Lets just leave ok?
[ Drake ] "Agreed...So what do you wanna do next?"
** They leave the room as PO is still thinking of some sort of response to Drake's question **
[ Prime ] "I may just kill Street Boy...You?"
[ Drake ] "Fuck Tear again..."
[ Prime ] "Yeah she's got some tight policies if you know what I mean!"
** Drake flashes PO a huge grin as PO just nods **
[ Drake ] "How?"
[ Prime ] "What just cause you know I beat people up doesn't mean Jimmy doesn't get his you seem to forget about Dark Dreams some liqour and ummm....
[ Drake ] "Whooooa I have no clue what your saying but lets just go do our thing ok.."
[ Prime ] "Agreed...."
** Both men nod satisfied at each others respective duties as the new duo continues there trek to wherever the day sees them next
Title: See My Headlights? Get Out The Way.
Posted By: Clint Rezner
Clint Rezner and Cristina Rosenberg are backstage. Joel is standing by for an interview.
"Can we get your thoughts on the recent events to rock the foundation of CIA?" Asks Joel.
"Yeah, I've got a lot of stuff to get off my chest. Seems Wolfy boy isn't playing by the rules. Wolf, you knocked me out of the Royal Rumble at the expense of you winning the title. Was it worth it? Did it make you feel better? I doubt it did. For very long at least. Because the fact remains... You are a fraud. Come on Wolf, I come out with some blockbuster footage reveling you as a fake and the best you can do is dance around it. I mean, you didn't really answer anything, you only created more confusion. The fact remains Wolf that there is no way you can be who you say you are.. So I'll ask again. Who. Are. You.
Now. Moving on to other matters. Jeebus. You say I complain about management. That I'm most own worst enemy. Well, yeah. I wont deny either one of those statements. But I will use this as an opportunity to bash Chit Brickhouse. You see, back in the day The Teacher, The X, and Al Ritter held me back. So now that Tear and Brickhouse are in charge I thought things would be different.
Boy was I wrong.
Chit comes to me and says "Hey you want a piece of Wolf right? He's in the ring right now why not go get some?" He let me have so leeway, without suspending me. He was even going to give me a title shot, that the former people in charge didn't seem to want to give me. All I had to do was join his "Brickhouse Army". No problem. So I get my title shot, fight Hardbody for the Underworld Title and everything is going fine... Until a screw job ending were Chit costs me the title. Chit was worse than The Teacher, Al Ritter and The X put together. So as of now I'm forsaking the so called Brickhouse army.
Now, to continue my rant on the current booking team. Why in the hell is a person of my caliber forced to wrestle some nutcase that dresses up in his pajamas and runs around "fighting crime" all the time. I mean, seriously. Even Boyd Breaker has got to be smart enough to see that this is just another way for the people in charge to hold me back. Seriously. What the hell am I supposed to do? Go down to the ring, squash match 101, and next week I'm going to have to fight Johnny Justice or Red Baron or Sexyking, or some other jobber that has nothing to do with anything.
And Jeebus can come out here and say I'm only putting a half ass effort into the ring. He can say I only put a half ass effort into training. He can say I only put a half ass effort into doing promos. But after been yanked around and held back and denied opportunities for so long some times it just doesn't seem WORTH it to put any effort in. Put sorry to say, especially to Green Ranger, I'm just a bit POed and I'm going to take it out on Green Ranger this week. And what ever poor soul gets in the ring with me next week? They'll get more of the same. And on and on it shall go, until I've taken my frustration out on everyone until non are left standing and there is no CHOICE but to give me what I so rightly deserve!"
Title: CEREAL KILLER!
Posted By: Body Breaker
Body Breaker is in the ring with Iceman and Cereal Killer and he his very pissed off!
"Listen Cereal Killer you stupid son of a bitch! You are nothing! I made you! Without me, you would just be some jobber that never won a match! Without me you would have never won all those tag team titles! So you just shut your mouth and go beat Brimstone already!"
Title: Drunk Again? God Damn It Jeebus!!!
Posted By: Jeebus
::Jeebus is well wasted and has stolen a camera from the arena as he sets it up in his dressing room, and starts it rolling:::
Jeebus::looking pale and odd:: Um, good evening...or should I say, good morning. The time is twenty-five to five, and I've been sitting here for some time now, actually...(?) from a party which I quite enjoyed, but you know, it's... One has one's reservations when one has quite enjoyed oneself, but one has to make reservations because, um, the people were particularly interesting. In fact, there wasn't as many people there as I expected there to be, it was, I thought...you know, the Maynard-Mitchells have a big, big 'do', in fact there weren't nearly as many as one might have thought, which was, which was a pity.
In fact, I think I must have drunk a lot, or although it seemed so, at the time I felt myself quite sober, but when I leapt into the car to drive home, after my merry abandon, I found the task extremely difficult. And it was extremely fortunate that, um, there was nothing else on the road because, looking back at it, I seem to remember I had a mental brainstorm, and I didn't realise at the time, and I think I drove the whole way home on the righthand side of the road...which is something, of course, which comes from driving in France too much, which is what I've been doing recently, as you probably know...driving in France, you know. And in moments of stress, such as was this journey home, one forgets so easily, the lies, the truth and the pain...and so I'm wavering from the point...
What I was trying to say...um, when I sat here I had an extremely pleasant time on the piano actually. I was playing the piano and sort of singing, and I rather fear I may have kept people awake upstairs...one hopes not, but it was pleasant, and it's extremely pleasant sitting here now, because I think there is something extraordinarily nice about seeing the dawn up before one goes to bed, because there's something uncanny about it, when it suddenly becomes light, because one connects darkness with going to bed, surely...um, and when one is still up when it becomes light, and it's a new day, and you still haven't gone to bed, to sleep, because the night equals sleep, so easily, and when one is still up when the new day begins, it is something of an (achieved?) experience, I always find.
I can look out of the window now, and that tree over there is green, whereas before one goes to bed, just when one goes to bed, that tree should be black, surely. Everything should be black before one goes to bed, but that is surely the essence of the romantic.
Anyway, I think I'm straying from the point. I shall probably stop now because, um, if I don't I shall start sort of surrealating on life histories and things, which will be frightfully tedious. So it's here that I'll sort of say good night, you know... Good night.:::Jeebus falls face first unto the floor as the tape continues to roll for about an hour and a half before it stops:::
Title: Crossroads
Posted By: Slash
(( the camera fades in on Slash in his own locker room, brooding over the cheap shot he recieved from Dragon. He turns toward the camera and begins to speak. ))
Slash: Well, it seems my partner Street Boy has cut his strings loose, unfrotunately, right now I don't need all this heat. I told you I wouldn't ditch you if we got the tag titles Street, and now we have, so I'm cutting the apron strings and moving on.
(( Slash stands up, a little slowly due to the knee shot by Dragon, ))
Slash: yep, the tag titles have come and gone, but I don't like walking around the back, knowing that gold isn't around my waist, so, I want...need a title, and the title I have my sights on now is the Insane title. now, I know, I am not the most qualified to get a shot at that title just yet, but to prime offender, you better do what you can with what you have now, because one of these days, that title will be mine.
(( Slash slowly paces around the room a bit more. ))
Slash: now onto present matters, it seems that some people around here are growing just a little too cocky, no discredit to them, I would be too if I were in their position, because they have earned their status here. But, just because you're one of the biggest names here in the CIA, does not give you the right to antagonize one of the biggest men around here. So to Dragon, I want payback. You're a marked man now, and you better watch your back, because I could strike at any moment. When you leave your locker room to get some coffee, I'll be watching, and when you walk down to the ring, listening to your adoring fans chanting your name, I'll be waiting. And when you least expect it, I'll get my revenge.
(( Slash sits down again, and pauses breifly. ))
Slash: and finally, to Briskout. I just want you to know, since you're the first one I'll be facing after this little incident, I'lll be taking all of my frustrations out on you.
(( Slash gives the camera a slight evil grin as it fades out. ))
Title: Woof Woof
Posted By: "Mad Dog" Briskout
(The scene shows a hallway with jobbers such as Sexyking, Phantasmo Jr. and Richard Bregnard. The cameraman looks around and shrugs. All of a sudden it looks down and tugging on his pants sleeve is "Mad Dog" Briskout. He is wearing a bear-like costume and his dog mask. He barks a few times at the camera man and walks foward. The cameraman follows him and "Mad Dog" stops at the locker room. He starts to scratch on the door.)
"Mad Dog" - WOOF! WOOF!
(The door opens and the cameraman looks inside to see all of the women in CIA. At the door is Pandora.)
Pandora - OH MY GOD! IT'S A GIANT RAT!
(She shuts the door on "Mad Dog" and he wimpers.)
"Mad Dog" - Woof.
(He then looks up and sees Richard Bregnard. He makes a panting sound and runs after him. Richard turns around and sees him. He stops looking and runs off somewhere. "Mad Dog" tries to chase him but stops near Tear who is drinking coffee. He then sniffs her ass and stops. He then goes by her and stops at Al and X's locker room. He stops and starts doing something else on Al's door. After a while the cameraman yawns and "Mad Dog" stops. There is a big yellow puddle on the carpet. He then scratches on the door and waits. Deathkiss opens it and doesn't see "Mad Dog" go under her wide spread legs. He sniffes her ass and a groan is heard.)
Al - Who let that dog in?
(Deathkiss turns around to see "Mad Dog" sitting behind her.)
Deathkiss - Oh what a cute dog! But it looks so famillar.
(Al appears in the scene to look at "Mad Dog" along with X. X pets "Mad Dog" while Ritter just stares him down. "Mad Dog" then stares at Ritter and goes near him. Al then sits on his couch and some white stuff comes out of "Mad Dog"'s mouth.)
Al - Wait a minute. I know this dog! Throw it out the door!
X - Hmm...
Deathkiss - But it's so cute!
(All of a sudden "Mad Dog" foams out of the mouth and puts some foam on Ritter's face. He then runs out of the room and Al throws the cream at it.)
Al - That was "Mad Dog" Briskout dammit! Listen to me you people! I'm Al "the King Mad Dog" Ritter!
(Deathkiss groans and X nods off to sleep. The screen fades.)
Title: Cereal Killer, Brimstone, Crisis, Iceman, Steiner
Posted By: Body Breaker
Joe C: Oh my god here he comes here comes the BODY BREAKER!!! And he is not alone here comes Iceman with him! Here comes 4LIFE!!!
Body Breakers music hits and Body Breaker comes down to the ring and Iceman is following him! Body Breaker has a blue 4Life tshirt and blue and white sunglasses and blue and white boas! Iceman has a 4Life tee shit also!!! Body Breaker is playing the air guitar and Iceman is doing some crazy posing that iceman does as only Iceman can because he is 4Life!!!
Body Breaker gets in the ring.
"Yo cut my music! I've got something to break down for you all here tonight! Number one I want to say that Cereal Killer you suck! You can't beat Brimstone?!?! I could beat Brimstone, but it would be a waste of my time. And that is why I never get in the ring when he's in the ring. Because he's a waste of my time and not because I am afraid of Brimstone."
"So Cereal Killer you are not 4Life! You want to be 4Life then you win a match first you loser! And I did make you! Without Body Breaker, Cereal Killer would be a nobody! And you are a nobody because I'm not on your side right now!"
"But someone who is somebody and someone that can join 4Life is Crisis! Crisis you are a champion! You are good! You are a winner! Not a loser like Cereal killer! So Crisis, we have a 4Life tee shirt for you! So come get a 4Life shirt and then you can beat Brimstone for me becuase he is not worth my time! And Steiner is not worth my time either! Both of you punks are losers and I could beat you but I dont' want to so Iceman with fight you and our new member Crisis will! Crisis come get your shirt come join 4Life, get down with the Blue and White attack!!!"
Title: 2 down, 1 and a possible to go
Posted By: Brimstone
The arena lights dim then, gradually turns bright red. 4Life is sitting in the ring waiting for Crisis to emerge, but instead....
'Bodies' by Drowning Pool begins to play in a low tone. Body Breaker and Iceman stand in the center of the ring wondering what is about to happen, then the ring posts explode 9 feet high with red flames. 4Life is startled, then they witness the stage catch fire. Out from the fire, emerges the monsterous Brimstone!!! The music gets louder on its most vocal points, as the flames shoot high into the sky. The fans cheer this monster as he walks through the flames. But he just stands there. 4Life is wondering what he wants. Brimstone begins to speak...
Brimstone: "First Iceman, then Cereal Killer. Who will be next to be burned? Body Breaker, you remind me of a sweet version of Charles Manson, a millenium David Koresh. You preach your gospel but don't live by your own words. You send the sheep to the slaughter and believe you are accomplishing your feat. But I will put an end to your 'cult'. You send all of your minions to defeat me, and none is powerful enough to bring me down."
Body Breaker lifts his mic to speak...
Brimstone: "Silence!!!"
flames rise even higher around Brimstone..
Brimstone: "Now listen, you are now sending Crisis to take me down. Poor lamb, he will be slaughtered also, leaving just the poor egotistical sheepard. The sheepard who knows no better, the sheepard who will feel the Burning Hammer, and will no longer send hapless souls to be devoured. I will put an end to your foolishness, Body Breaker. So send Crisis, send Iceman, give Cereal Killer another chance to join your 'cult', it does not matter to me. They will be burned once more and it will leave you and I."
the ring posts explode once more with bright red flames. Body Breaker has a worried look in his eye.
Brimstone: "4Life is dead and you, Body Breaker, will be slaughtered like a common lamb!"
the stage flames blow as high as the rafters as Brimstone's form is engulfed and he disappears....
Title: Body Breaker...
Posted By: Crisis
(Bodybreaker and Iceman are standing in the ring. Still a little shaken up by Brimstones appearence. The lights go dim and jasta's voice can be heard over the PA system... "From nothing! We have risen! and from nothing! WE... STILL... RISE!" Hatebreeds hollow ground plays as Crisis amkes his way to the top of the ramp wearing his Corruption t-shirt, black pants, and his hardcore belt over his shoulder. He holds his arms out in the crucifix pose (like Raven) before walking down the ramp and sliding into the ring. Body Breaker and Iceman have smiles on there face as they watch what they hope is there newest team mate stand on the top rope as the crowd cheers. Crisis hops down and gets the mic from Body Breaker.)
Crisis: "Now let me get this straight. I've been here for about 2 weeks now, won the hardcore belt, causing that bitch Cash to leave the fed, and now I am asked to join 4life."
(Body breaker gets another mic and starts to speak.)
BB: "Thats right. I've been watching you and I think you have what it takes to be in 4life."
Crisis: "You think I have what it takes? Wow..."
(Body Breaker pulls out a t-shirt and hands it to Crisis. Crisis looks at it for a second and holds it up to his chest, seeing if it'll fit.)
Crisis: "You know what... Just hearing you say that I have what it takes to be in 4life makes me reaslise just how pathetic you really are."
(Just then out of the crowd jumps a man with bright red hair in a pony tail with black jeans and a black tank top on that reads Corruption.)
Justin Cole: "It's Widow! Whats he doing here?!"
(Widow slides into the ring and spins Iceman around, nailing him with a Widowmaker (diamond cutter). Body Breaker gets a kick in the gut and nailed with a Dehumanizer (Vertebreaker). Crisis gets up and grabs the mic.)
Crisis: "Listen to me boy, You might think I have what it takes to be part of 4life. But you and your little iceicle here are not even close to being in my league. As for this 4life shirt..."
(Crisis hands the mic to widow, undoes his pants, and wipes his ass with the 4life t-shirt. He then throws it down on top of Body Breakers face and gets the mic back.)
Crisis: "Thats what I think of you and your shitty 4life bullshit."
(Hatebreed blasts over the PA as Widow and Crisis make there way up the ramp and to the back.)
Title: eatin cake
Posted By: Jeebus
::Jeebus is sitting in his dressing room and eating chocolate cake:::
Jeebus: mmmhmm Good.
::some hoes walk in:::
Hoe1: hey Jeebus sup?
Hoe2: Yeah Jeebus sup?
Jeebus: Not much My hoes. Yall wanna sit on daddies lap?::as out of nowhere Come To Daddy by Aphex twin starts to play in the background:::
Hoe2: sure Jeebus::she smiles and both of them go sit on Jeebuses lap and feed him chocolate cake, one of the hoes moves inbetween Jeebuses legs and runs her hands under his kilt!!!!!)!#()(*$AUEROPPIE()#I)(#E_()*#
::::SUDDENLLY:::::
:::Jeebus wakes up to the ugly mug of Mad Dog eating a burger and telling Jeebus something, as Jeebus is grogy and pissed that he got woken up in the best part of the dream:::
Mad Dog:...So I says to Charlie, Let go of the Rope::::Mad DOg starts laughing uncontrolablly and slapping his own knee, as Jeebus just stares at him in disqust as particles of the burger fly from Mad Dogs mouth and land on Jeebuses freshlly unvaccumed floor:::
Jeebus: Ha yeah that was funny::lying his ass off he didnt hear the beggining and Jeebus is quite sure he wouldnt be laughing even if he did::: SOOO anyways, what tha fuck are you doing here?
Mad Dog: Oh::whiping away his tears from laughing so hard::: Well:::Takes another bite of his burger as little bit of mayo falls to the ground as Jeebus eyes the white matter on the floor with inert hate::: I :::chews some more, swallows, takes a drink of some crappy diet soda::: Alright anyways I'm here couse I wanted to know if you could do a favor for me??
Jeebus: SURE!!::Jeebus gets up and starts shooing Mad Dog out of the Dressing room::
Mad Dog: But you havent even heard what I was gonna ask??
Jeebus: I dont care, I'll do it just go I gotta go back to sleep its imperative:::Mad Dog Excited:::
Mad Dog: Alright BY:::the door gets slammed in his face as Jeebus runs and falls unto the Futon, and tries to fall asleep, while Mad Dog trying to pick a particle of bread out of his teeth walks away down the hall:::
::Back in the Dream, Jeebus opens his eyes, as the two hoes are Now Janet Reno and Barbara Walters, and the Chocolate cake is one large maggot that is starting to eat Jeebuses Hand, as Jeebus just kind of shrugs and lays back and lets Janet have her way with him, as Barbara reads Jeebus from the Koran::
(ooc-Mad Dog you know what I'm talking about, this is what I promised)
Title: Shady has appeard.
Posted By: Shady
The lights go dark.
You hear a voice from the titantron that's not Shady's.
"Yeah. Yall ready for this.?!?" (echo)
The purple flames explode the stage and keep going.
The voice starts to do a rap with music as Shady comes out.
"My name is (short pause echo)
Shadesulla, the mike rula,the old schoola, you wanna trip, I bring it to ya."
Shady starts coming down the ramp.
"Darkness going around all this,
I won't take any s**t going around down here."
Shady's at the ring.
"When I make the money see,
but I won't get the girls see,
drivng in my car, being a superstar, beating up foes from near and far."
Shady's in the middle of the ring doing his ring taunt.
"Cause I am the darker being. Making homies say unh and the grils will scream.(pause)
Cause I am the meaner being. Making foes say ow while the freaks do scream."
(No more rap.)
"Yeah. Shady Shadow. #1 with a hood G."
The flames stop and the lights come back on.
Shady: Hello.(In a Hannibal sort of way.) I'm here to introduce myself. The name: Shady. No, it's not Slim Shady. It's Shady Shadow. I'm a person who doesn't take nothing from anybody except from the two bosses X and Evil X. Anybody who dares oppose me, shall recive a weekly dose of pain. So I shall end my speech by saying: Bad Luck
Title: Break it down for shady
Posted By: Body Breaker
Shady is in the ring.
Joe C: Oh my god here he comes here comes the BODY BREAKER!!! And he is not alone here comes Iceman with him! Here comes 4LIFE!!! Boy did you see what Crisis did? If I was crisi I would be afraid becasue he's going to get beat down 4Life style!
Body Breakers music hits and Body Breaker comes down to the ring with Iceman. They both have 4Life shirts blue and white! Body Breaker has sunglasses and blue and white boas! Body Breaker is playing the air guitar and Iceman is doing some crazy posing that iceman does as only Iceman can because he is 4Life!!!
Body Breaker gets in the ring.
Hey Shady let me break it down for you. This is Crisis's 4Life shit. He didn't want it. Maybe you want it? You can join 4Life the best thing in this place! What do you say?!?
Title: 4Life?
Posted By: Shady
Shady- 4Life? Hmm...let me think. No. Not yet anyway. Just because I show up doesn't mean you can bother me with an invitation to your little group. If you want to have me on your group so badly, come on down to the ring and ask again. Say "please" when your done asking.
Title: OH wait.
Posted By: Shady
Shady- You're already at the ring. So ask again.
Title: Shady
Posted By: Body Breaker
Body Breaker and Iceman are in the ring with Crisis's 4Life shirt and they want to give it to the CIA's newest superstar Shady!
Shady- 4Life? Hmm...let me think. No. Not yet anyway. Just because I show up doesn't mean you can bother me with an invitation to your little group. If you want to have me on your group so badly, come on down to the ring and ask again. Say "please" when your done asking.
Body Breaker blinks and gives Shady a weird look.
Body Breaker - What?
Shady - Oh wait... You are in the ring. Sorry, didn't see you there. Ok, go ahead and ask me again.
Body Breaker - Uh... Ok. Mr. Shady would you like to join my group? We are 4Life. You watch out back and we watch yours. Simple right. We only need two members and I think you might be one of them. The punk Crisis wouldn't know a good stable if it bit him on the ass!
Body Breaker holds the shirt out to Shady.
Body Breaker - So what do you say? You going to be down 4Life?
Title: 4Life.
Posted By: Shady
Shady takes the shirt.
Shady- Fine. I'll join your group. You two seem resonable enough. So I'll join.
I wear a hoodie to match the shirt, BUT be warned. Turn your back on me, and you will have my pure utter vengance. I will haunt you for the most of your wrestling carrer if you EVER stab me in the back. You got that?
Title: Crisis!!
Posted By: Shady
The lights go out.
"Yeah. Yall ready for this?"
Shady's music hits.
Shady's at the center of the ring.
Shady- Well. Since I hear I'm not going to be in the Lord Of the Ring match at the Lord Of the Ring PPV. I'll go for something else besides getting a chance for the title. The Hardcore Title. That's right Crisis. I'm in the mood for title hunting, and it's Hardcore Season. I want a shot at the LOTR PPV. If you want to say yes, that's fine. If no, I mistake it for maybe.
Title: Someone sure does stink in here... (4life read)
Posted By: Crisis
(4life is in the ring still with there newest member Shady when all of a sudden... the familier Hatebreed singers voice blasts over the PA. "From nothing, we have risen. And from nothing... WE... STILL... RISE!" Hollow ground starts to play as the crowd goes wild. Widow and crisis make there way to the top of the ramp. Crisis has a huge smile on his face.)
Crisis: "Let me get this straight. You just handed Shady my shirt. My shirt... hahaha... the one I wiped my ass with."
(Crisis starts laughing so much he can't continue. After a few seconds of laughing he wipes a tear from his eye and brings the mic to his mouth.)
Crisis: "And Shady... you actually put it on... Hahahahahaha... Oh man this is funny shit. And you said I wouldn't know a good stable if it bit me in the ass. Fair enough, but at least i don't smell like ass."
(The crowd goes berserk. Laughing at 4life. Body breaker looks pissed in the ring.)
Crisis: "Oh don't get mad now BB. If you get to hot you might melt your little icicle friend over there. As for Shady... is that any relation to Slim Shady? Anyway... 4life, you three asswhips are in for a real treat. I'm gonna show you what a real stable is. Count on it."
(Hatebreed hits as Crisis drops the mic and he and Widow walk to the back, leaving 4life in the ring to ponder his last words.)
Title: Hey Crisis
Posted By: Shady
Shady- Oh and by the way. I didn't put on the shirt, I just took it. I'm going to make a design of the 4Life emblem for my Hoodie. Not much of a Crisis now is it heh heh heh. Are ya still up to defending your title?
Title: Shady... (also a OOC about my last post)
Posted By: Crisis
-=OOC: It aws ment to go after the one where he hands shady the t-shirt. Shady posted as I was writing it=-
(Shady is standing in the ring as Crisis appears on the Insaneotron.)
Crisis: "Shady, You amaze me. Do you really think you have a chance aginst me? The only possible person you would have a chance at beating you just joined. So to put it nicely... Your not worth my time."
(The Insanotron goes black, leaving Shady in the ring looking pissed.)
Title: Called out
Posted By: Slash
(( The camera fades in on the CIA arena. Suddenly, "Last Resort" by Papa Roach hits the arena speakers as Slash walks out to the ring, a little surprisingly, alone. The fans give a mixed reaction to Slash as he climbs over the ring ropes and retrieves a mic. ))
Slash: Well, I've been thinking back in my locker room, about a couple of things that have happened around hereover these few days in the CIA. So, I've come out here to say a few things, first off, Al Ritter. Hey, you're an awesome superstar here, heck, you even used to own this whole damn business, and I know that you think that a "non main eventer" like myself could use a step up once in a while, but the fact is, I don't need your help, so the next time you feel like takin' out an opponent for me, don't.
(( Boos come out of the crowd off of Slash's pure arrogance. Slash simply smiles and brings the mic back to his mouth. ))
Slash: Also, I haven't heard from my newest pal Dragon in a while, could it be because the all mighty Dragon fears one of the biggest men in this business? Possibly, but, I think not. I think that Dragon doesn't think I'm good enough to be here, and all I have to say about that is, if you think you're so tough, why don't you accept a challenge from me!!!
(( The crowd snickers a little, knowing that if Slash and Dragon ever met up in a match, Dragon would knock out Slash in two seconds flat. ))
Slash: yeah, go ahead, laugh it up. you people think you got everyone here pretty much figured out, don't you? Well, maybe you should read between the lines a little bit more. My former partner is the World Champ right now. Do you people honestly think that he got to where he is today by doing things all by himself? If it wasn't for my generous guidance and rigorus training, that boy wouldn't have even getten the tag titles. That kid wouldn't be where he is today without my help, and he damn well knows it. So back to Dragon, if you think you're so tough, then I want to prove to you how totally wrong you are.
(( Slash grabs a chair from ringside, folds it out, and sets it in the middle of the ring. He then sits down and continues to talk. ))
Slash: So how about you and me, next week on Bloodbath! Oh, but I know you, you would probably want to end the match quickly, by getting yourself disqualified, so why don't we up the antee a little bit, and make it a no DQ match!!!
Dean: Is Slash out of his mind?! Dragon will tear him apart!
Kelly: For once, I'd have to agree with you Dean, if Slash goes through with this match, consider his career as a wrestler over!
Slash: Oh yeah, and Dragon, until you accept my challenge, I'll be waiting right here!
(( Camera fade ))
((TBC by Dragon ))
Title: Heh heh heh(Crisis read.)
Posted By: Shady
Shady is in the middle of the ring.
Shady- Crisis, you are mistaking me for a whelp. If you don't want a title match, why don't we have a Hardcore match without the title on the line at Tuesday Night BloodBath to see if I'm worth your time? How's bout that?
Title: Called Out (Cont)
Posted By: Dragon
(Slash is still seated in the ring staring blankly up at the Insane-o-Tron. Suddenly, two huge balls of fire shoot from ramp and hit the screen, exploding and engulfing it. "Living in Victory" by Hammerfall hits the PA system as Dragon makes his way down to the ring. He's dressed in blue jeans, a black shirt and white sneakers. His usual black shades adorn his face. He rolls into the ring provoking Slash to get off his chair immediately. Dragon takes the mic and pauses briefly.)
Dragon - Listen up Slice..
Slash - Slash!
Dragon - Yeah, whatever. I don't know why you'd want to come out here and challenge me man.. I allready told you to come to the ring with Street Boy tommorow and try your luck.
Slash - That's great but I want you 1 on 1.
Dragon - Woah, trust me, you DON'T want me 1 vs 1.
(The crowd cheer in agreement.)
Dragon - But, if you REALLY want some of the D-Man. You can come along with Street Boy like I said.
Slash - I'll only get Street Boy DQ'd if I do that.
Dragon - Allright, Street Boy w/ Slash vs Dragon, No Disqualifications! Sound good?
(The crowd roar with delight.)
Slash - That sounds just fine.. I'll see you tommorow.
(Dragon turns around to exit the ring. As he goes to step through the ropes. Slash, from nowhere, lays him out with a chair shot to the back of the head.)
Strong Bad - Cheap shot by Slash!
(Dragon doubles over in pain as Slash delivers another chair shot to the ribs and then to the sternum. Street Boy races down to the ring with the title belt. Slash pulls Dragon to the center of the ring and holds him up. Street Boy dives at Dragon, nailing him in the face with the World title belt.)
Joel - Someone stop this please! Street Boy and Slash are going too far.
(Street Boy picks Dragon. Slash taunts the crowd and delivers a big boot to the chest of Dragon. Street Boy pulls Dragon out of the ring and throws him onto the anounce table. Street Boy hits the Have Fun on Dragon sending him through the anounce table. Slash and Street Boy bring Dragon into the ring again.)
Strong Bad - Come on, that's enough!
(Slash climbs up onto the turnbuckle as Street Boy seats up another table on the outside of the ring. Street Boy lifts Dragon onto Slash's shoulder. Slash jumps from the turnbuckle and slams Dragon trough the table with the Rusty Blade (Reverse Electric Chair Drop). Dragon lies on the outside of the ring, split open. Street Boy grabs the microphone and gets into the ring.)
Street Boy - This is as close as you're getting to the World title.
(Street Boy delivers one final blow to the head of Dragon with the belt. "Feuer Fire" by Rammstein hits the PA system suddenly. PO runs down to the ring and slides in. Slash lunges at him but PO ducks and throws a barrage of right hands at Street Boy. Slash attempts to hit PO from behind but recieves a kick to the gut for his trouble. Street Boy stumbles next to Slash. PO hits a double Crime in Progress on Slash and Street Boy! Dragon stumbles back into the ring and looks around. Everyone in the arena is on there feet. Prime Offender kicks Dragon in the mid-section and follows up with another Crime in Progress to a very mixed reaction from fans.)
Strong Bad - Pandora named Prime Offender as the No. 1 contender but will he be faces Street Boy or Dragon!?
(PO leaves through the crowd as Dragon, Slash and Street Boy all lay motionless in the ring.)
Title: Crisis is taken out.
Posted By: Shady
Crisis is wlaking down the hallway confident that Shady will never get a title shot for the Hardcore title.
Shady appears in front of him.
Shady- I'm not worth your time for your title right? Why? Is it because I annoy you, or is it because you think I'll take the title away, or do you think I'm driving you insane?
Crisis- Look Slim. You wouldn't stand a chance against me. I'm not going to waste my time taking you out for this title. So back off.
Crisis shoves Shady into the garbage cans and continues walking by.
Shady comes from behind with one of the garbage cans and starts beating the mess out of Crisis.
Shady- IF I'M NOT WORTH YOUR TIME, I'LL MAKE TIME NOW!!
Crisis tries to fight back with the garbage can lid and hits Shady a few times, but Shady seems a little unaffected. Shady continues hitting Crisis with the garbage can.
Shady stops all of the sudden.
Shady- Now you see and feel why I'm worth your time.
Shady walks away leaving Crisis with his head busted open.
Title: Interview
Posted By: Wolf
[The camera cuts into a shot of wolf and joel sitting face to face in the CIA main buidling in an exclusive interview segment. Wolf is wearing his trademark 'Im watchin you tee']
*Joel* "Wolf thank you for joining us here in this exclusive interview for the fans. First off I'd like to ask you about the current situation with various superstars in CIA. People have branded you the most hated man in CIA. Your thoughts?"
[Wolf wipes his chin and blinks for a second]
*Wolf* "Well Joel. I cant make head nor tail of it myself. First off you've got Jeebus. I take that ungrateful tub of lard into my house for the summer what does he do. Clears out my fridge, drinks all my damn beer. And that damn stain he put on the bed sheets aint coming clean. Id like to know how it got there. He lives with me for 3 months, and then he has the nerve to turn around and call me annoying. HAVE YOU EVER HEARD THAT GUY SING IN THE SHOWER!"
[Joel smirks]
*Wolf* "He is a god damn joke. Well he will get whats comin to him, i tell thee now. Jeebus, is a joke. A fat retarded joke. Now it moves me onto prime Pretender, hes struts around with his hand on his balls, like hes the best thing since sliced bread. He talks about how he took my ICW world title and so on. But i remember that night very well too, and i dont remember anyone beating me fair and sqaure. I certainly remember a little assistance from a little backstabbing punk by the name of viper. Now primey. hes a very sad little man, i dont blame him for his attitude. After all. He is a joke..I respect him yes, not for his ability or for his work. I respect him because i feel sorry for him. One day he will realise his true place isnt among the greats. But among the has beens and the low lifes of this sad world. This brings me onto a real good friend of yours"
[Joel starts to get uncomfortable]
*Wolf* "Yes thats right JOEL!. Rezner. Now he has to be the most unique individual ive ever met. He talks about making my life hell. When is he gonna let go of all his hate and jelousy. I know for a fact hes still angry from that title match we had all that time ago. And i also remember it too. I remember going up to him at the end of that match and shaking his hand. Something ive never done. He gave me the damndest match ive ever been in. But thats where the line stops, now hes still thinking about a match in which we both spilt tears and blood. And for what a piece of tin. The fact is, he cant understand that the man makes the man not the piece of tin. Any respect I had for him has taken a taxi to no mans lands. He got involved in my personal affair, MY FAMILY!.. He joined forces with my snot nosed ungrateful brother, just to get at me. What does that tell you Joel. yes thats right. The man is obsessed, He cant sleep at night. Because in his bones. He knows im the better man, He believes it so much he has repressed it into this hatred. And i assure him now. The feelings is entirely mutual."
[Joel flicks over his clipboard]
*Joel* "Wolf, your mental state has always been a well documented issue. You claim to be a psycho but not insane. So how do explain your often irratic and rash actions?"
[wolf sips his water]
*Wolf* "Let me ask you. Who is more insane. A man who gets upset by betrayal and injustice. Or a man who brings it upon himself."
*Joel* "ummmm?"
*Wolf* "Did i deserve to be double crossed by my brother. Probably, But ask yourself this. Did i deserve to be double crossed by my brother with sumone who had no business being involved. the answer is no. Im not gonna moan and groan about it. I shouldnt have trusted my brother, after all he is R3. A pussy whipped member of my gene pool. My mental state as you bluntly put it is of no relevence. I do what I do because i choose to. Im not gonna pleade insanity, Im responsible for my own actions and I always pay the price. The difference is, people have to understand one thing. I DONT TAKE SHIT!. If they piss me off then people will get hurt. If those people are innocent then thats there problem. My whole life ive been the victim of injustice and heartache. Ive always been betrayed by those closest too me."
*Joel* "Your well known for your master plans and shrude thinking. Anything lined up?"
*Wolf* "Now Joel. even if i did. Do you honestly think I'd tell you?. Now com'n. I did what i did for me and me alone. it was just business, I got what i wanted from it and thats all that matters. Yes i took a mans business and yes I threw away alot. But how can anyone say a bad word about the master plans. They worked didnt they?"
*Joel* "You mentioned your brother earlier. How do you respond to claims that you have a sister?"
*Wolf* "Joel, i will answer this question once and once only. Rezner believes in something so blindly he will persue it. However I will not chase after idle rumours and talk. He thinks he has my number. But its quite the opposite. I know more than he thinks i know. And he will soon learn the harsh truth about himself too!"
[Wolf adjusts his trouser and looks back at joel for the next question]
*Joel* "How would you describe your future in the CIA?"
*Wolf* "Now thats a tough one to answer. I would describe it as uncertain. Not that im leaving, just that so many things are happening at the moment that shouldnt be. People have to start having more self respect in themselves and start being true people. I see chumps walking around backstage strutting their shit all over like they have to be noticed. They make me sick. My future involves me and me alone. To go out there and raise hell. Wolfman style, I dont care about what happens, because the way I see it. I've got nothing to lose and everything to gain!"
*Joel* "Wolf finally. Do you think you will ever challenge for the world title again?"
*Wolf* "We all know my last reign was cut short by treachery. But if that piece of tin comes my way again then it will be well earnt. I'm not gonna bitch and whine about my shot. My shot will come when i say so. If people dont accept me as champion then so be it. The writing on the belt is all the proof i need to myself."
[Joel shakes wolfs hand]
*Joel* "Wolf thank you for taking the time"
[The camera man calls the cut. But he leaves the camera still rolling without knowing]
*Joel* "So you got any pot?"
*Wolf* "How much do you want?"
(Camera Fades)
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