Title: MATCHES AND MORE, ALL READ!
Posted By: Nina Garcia
Title: "HEAT" POINTS FOR LAST WEEK!
Posted By: Nina Garcia
Title: The return!
Posted By: Shotgun
Title: Mad Dog, Slash, PO, .(the Fab4) uhh 3
Posted By: Jeebus
Title: Death Comes 4Life
Posted By: Brimstone
Title: Talks of retiring?... / A proposition... (Brimston
Posted By: Crisis
Title: Ecuse Me?(Crisis and Brimstone read)
Posted By: Shady
Title: That guy is out of his mind...
Posted By: Body Breaker
Title: Decision
Posted By: Slash
Title: Slush
Posted By: Prime Offender
Title: Burning Decision
Posted By: Brimstone
Title: Challange (Brimstone read)
Posted By: Shady
Title: Wolfs Diary Entry *PAST REFERENCES*
Posted By: Wolf
Title: (reply) Shady's challenge
Posted By: Brimstone
Title: Bad Dog!
Posted By: Al Ritter
Title: This and That with The X.
Posted By: The X
Title: Images Inspire Memories.... of Glory..... and Fear
Posted By: Hydra
Title: "HE's" Back!!!!
Posted By: Ryu Yagami
Title: Happy Days are here again!
Posted By: Fat Man
Title: A few questions in the Nipple
Posted By: Crisis
Title: Crackin' down for crackdown
Posted By: Slash
Title: Woof (New Manager)
Posted By: "Mad Dog" Briskout
Title: Briskout Digs and Al gets Busted?
Posted By: "Mad Dog" Briskout
Title: The Beginning..... Mission Statement
Posted By: Hydra
Title: Pissed off and foaming...
Posted By: Crisis
Title: Desire a shot in the title of the under world
Posted By: Phantasmo Jr.
Title: 8Death (Cont. from Crisis)
Posted By: "Mad Dog" Briskout
Title: 8Death????
Posted By: Shady
Title: One hell of a ride... (Shady read)
Posted By: Crisis
Title: Poor Wolf
Posted By: Rock-Star Richard Royal
Title: Challenge: Jeebus & Mad Dog Briskout
Posted By: Gorgeous Garret Rogers
Title: Now this is getting rediculous.
Posted By: Shady
Title: The Rage has begun......
Posted By: Brimstone
Title: Revenge at McDonalds
Posted By: Shady
Title: He's gonna be pissed (Cont. from Shady)
Posted By: Crisis
Title: You're the blame it exploded Crisis.
Posted By: Shady
Title: The NoShow
Posted By: Jeebus
Title: Perfection
Posted By: 'The Perfect One' Craig Minter
Title: Evil stirs
Posted By: Ryu Yagami
Title: MATCHES AND MORE, ALL READ!
Posted By: Nina Garcia
For those of you who don’t know... “Nina Garcia” is an announcer here. Me (Al Ritter) and The X have the password to “Nina” so we can post announcements without using up our “RPs” for Ritter and The X. So whenever you see “Nina” post, you usually want to read it.
Matches from Tuesday are up now. A lot of the matches were inactive people, but I add some extra stuff to a few of them. Here is the rundown:
Tear names # 1 contender for world title, announces another kind of # 1 contender tourny for the next few weeks.
Flex Johnson, Joey Sykes, Mr. Armageddon, & Rob Stasiak vs The Doctor, The Mac Daddy, The Perfect One Craig Minter, and The Red Baron (4Life, you are going to want to read this one.)
Scott Steiner vs. The Great Buddah
People get fired, and info on Drake Steele
Big Boi vs. Sexyking
4Life (Body Breaker & Iceman) vs. International Incident (Fat Man & Phantasmo Jr.)
Drake Steele vs. Hardbody (4Life / Crisis / Brimstone)
Dragon vs. Street Boy (World Title)
OK!
Now, for Crackdown, January 10th I have made these matches:
Prime Offender vs Slash
The X & Ritter vs Jeebus & Mad Dog Briskout
Crisis, Brimstone, and ??? vs Body Breaker, Shady, and Iceman
Sexyking vs Big Boi
Fat Man & Phantasmo vs The Showstoppers
Scott Steiner vs Johnny Justice
People that don’t have matches, Tear should be back this week and hopfuly you’ll get on her show. I just don’t have room to put everyone on one show. Sorry...
NOW. This is for the message board, but I think we should go back to being ICW.
AND! There is going to be a new ranking system. At the End of January I am going to have a non Geeksoft site set up for all kinds of extra CIA (or ICW) stuff. Now one thing I’m going to do is a new ranking system (Fuck Geeksoft’s) called “Heat Meter”. Basically it’s this:
At the end of the week I give everyone “Heat” points for the overall week. Most of the time it will be between 1 and 4 sometimes 5.
If you are inactive for two weeks you get 10 heat points taken away.
At the end of every month I’ll re-adjust the rankings based on the totals for the month. The top few people will be “Main Event” and fight for the world title. Then next few people down with be “Upper Midcards” and the middle will be “Midcarders” and so on. I’m still working out this system, and It wont take effect till the 1st of Febuary anyway. I’ll keep everyone posted on how the new rankings will work as I tweek the system and talk to The X.
I’ve gone ahead and given out heat points. You usually get 1 point just RPing and bonus points for doing something productive IE stimulating activity with other people.
Questions, comments, whatever head to the message board.
Title: "HEAT" POINTS FOR LAST WEEK!
Posted By: Nina Garcia
"Mad Dog" Briskout = Mad Dog is much better suited as "Mad Dog" and not "Chithouse". I think this might work out for him, especially with a possible feud with another "Mad Dog" in Al Ritter. Teaming with Jeebus wont hurt Briskout either.
Heat + 1 for now. Lets see if he can get something going with Ritter + The X
Jeebus = Stuck in a rut? Seems Street Boy as champion has kicked him into high gear. Now he just needs someone to kick on. See “Mad Dog” Briskout for details. Plus, Wolf is back, and Jeebus is a number one contender. It might be to many different things to focus on though. Should get more heat next week.
Heat + 1 (See Briskout)
Al Ritter = Didn’t RP
Heat +/- 0 (Another inactive week will result in Heat -10)
Angzerhornbroals = Didn’t RP
Heat +/- 0 (Another inactive week will result in Heat -10)
Big Boi = Didn’t RP (Why not? Match with Sexy King. Looked like a feud for a second.)
Heat +/- 0 (Another inactive week will result in Heat -10)
Body Breaker = Rocking the mic this week. He got members for 4Life, and managed to continue off and or from Crisis, Cereal Killer, Shady, and Brimstone. Stimulating activity AND starting a feud or two.
Heat + 3
Brimstone = Starting a feud with 4Life. Is it just me, or is this guy Diablo on Serious? Long time members will know what I mean.
Heat + 1
Cereal Killer = Feuding with Body Breaker? Was cleaver in asking me to dig out the results of his tag matches with Body Breaker and then using that info against BB. If he starts putting this much thought into it everytime, he could be something.
Heat + 1
Christopher "Celestial" = Didn’t RP
Heat +/- 0 (Another inactive week will result in Heat -10)
Clint Rezner = I like how he does an RP and trys to bait about twenty people into fighting him, and then none do. Now that Wolf is back, this could heat up next week.
Heat + 1
Crisis = Had a tiff with PO, but I don’t see that turnning into anything. Looks to be ready to fight 4Life.
Heat + 2
Deathkiss = Didn’t RP
Heat +/- 0 (Another inactive week will result in Heat -10)
Divac = Didn’t RP
Heat +/- 0 (Another inactive week will result in Heat -10)
Dragon = He put other people over in his RP, rather than putting them down. Too bad Street Boy has to take time off, that could have been good. Dragon needs to find something to do, maybe with two # 1 Contenders he’ll find something.
Heat = 3
Fat Man = Didn’t RP
Heat +/- 0 (Another inactive week will result in Heat -10)
Gorgeous Garret Rogers = Didn’t RP
Heat +/- 0 (Another inactive week will result in Heat -10)
Hardbody = Didn’t RP
Heat +/- 0 (Another inactive week will result in Heat -10)
Johnny Justice = Didn’t RP
Heat +/- 0 (Another inactive week will result in Heat -10)
Joy Edgeir = Didn’t RP
Heat +/- 0 (Another inactive week will result in Heat -10)
Phantasmo Jr. = Didn’t RP
Heat +/- 0 (Another inactive week will result in Heat -10)
Prime Offender = I really liked his Prime Steele angle, but with Steele MIA, that tanked. I would have given him + 3 but with Steele gone, I’ve got to go with + 2
Heat + 2
Rock-Star Richard Royal = Didn’t RP
Heat +/- 0 (Another inactive week will result in Heat -10)
Ryu Yagami = Didn’t RP
Heat +/- 0 (Another inactive week will result in Heat -10)
Scott Steiner = Didn’t RP
Heat +/- 0 (Another inactive week will result in Heat -10)
Sexyking = Didn’t RP (What happened to Sexyking vs Big Boi?!?!
Heat +/- 0 (Another inactive week will result in Heat -10)
Shady = Can you believe it? Shady did all 9 RPs in 24 hours. It was hit and miss, but the attack on crisis was classic. He’s got the TOOLs to make something good, lets see if he sticks around. Oh, and Shady, I only clear the boards once a week (Tuesdays) so you might want to slow down this week with the RPs. If this 4Life/Crisis thing heats up, Shady may get more points next week.
Heat + 1
Slash = Called out Prime Offender and Dragon. If either one of them will play along, it can only do good things for Slash. I hope one of them bites.
Heat + 2
Street Boy = He has improved SO much since he first got here. I had some complaints about him misusing people in RPs thought. Street Boy could have done some really good things in the next month, but he has to take time off...
Heat + 1
Sun Set = Didn’t RP
Heat +/- 0 (Another inactive week will result in Heat -10)
The Great Buddah = Didn’t RP
Heat +/- 0 (Another inactive week will result in Heat -10)
The Green Blazer = Didn’t RP
Heat +/- 0 (Another inactive week will result in Heat -10)
The Iceman = Didn’t RP (Good time too though, as a member of 4Life)
Heat +/- 0 (Another inactive week will result in Heat -10)
'The Perfect One' Craig Minter = Didn’t RP
Heat +/- 0 (Another inactive week will result in Heat -10)
The X = Didn’t RP
Heat +/- 0 (Another inactive week will result in Heat -10)
Wolf = Insightful interview! Loved it. Looks like him and Clint are dancing around their story, I’m waiting for someone to throw in some punches.
Heat + 2
Tear, Princess, and Nina are Non-Wrestlers and don’t get heat.
Dragon = 253
Body Breaker = 253
Crisis = 252
Prime Offender = 252
Slash = 252
Wolf = 252
"Mad Dog" Briskout = 250
Jeebus = 250
Brimstone = 250
Cereal Killer = 250
Clint Rezner = 250
Shady = 250
Street Boy = 250
Everyone Else = 250
Title: The return!
Posted By: Shotgun
[All of a sudden the whole arena goes dark. "Faster" by the Manic Street Preachers begins to spill out of the PA system. The lights then drop until there is only a spotlight on the entrance way. The spotlight is then soon filled by the presence of Shotgun. He makes his way to the ring, and then pulls a mic out of his pocket]
Shotgun: [pauses for a few seconds and takes in the view of the crowd and arena] I look into the eyes of some of the people around this arena, and do you know what I see... nothing, no recognition what so ever, and that saddens me. [The crowd start to chant “Who the fuck are you”] The reason that this saddens me is due to the fact that I gave everything to this business which we call wrestling, and what do I get... people looking at me as if I just walked in off the street, as if I didn’t deserve their time of day. Well that’s going to change, I’m going to make sure everyone here and around the country, hell even around the world, knows who I am. I’ll do this the only way I know how, and that’s by hurting people. If any of you idiots doubt this, [He stares down the camera while saying this] you just ask people like Clint Rezner, Jeff Davis, even ask Prime Offender, about what the architect of Pain, the king of the cell, Shotgun can do to people. This goes out to the people who have some knowledge of who I am and what I did. The reason I’m back is a simple one. I was forced out of ICW, when I lost a loser leaves match, and it was a brutal match at that. I’m surprised by the fact that Prime Offender came back from it so quickly, as frankly we tried to kill each other, just so we could say that we could stay in ICW as the World champion. Well those days have gone and so it would seem has ICW, because I’m here in the CIA, and I’m looking to prove a point and make an impression. CIA get ready for a blast... A Shotgun Blast.
[Fade to Black]
Title: Mad Dog, Slash, PO, .(the Fab4) uhh 3
Posted By: Jeebus
:::Jeebus is backstage talking to Briskout:::
Jeebus: I don't particularlly have any desire switch shit around, but I kind of want to get PO of his high fucking whorse.
Briskout: But ofcourse ofcourse.::sigh:: Man I don't know I mean PO has that match against Slash. I know Slash dosen't want to give up his shot at the Insane Title.
Jeebus::Scratches his beard which he has been growing back ever since he cut it for some dumb reason:: Well shit if you could maybe atleast ask Slash if he would consider switching places with me. Shit man you know what if I beat PO and get the Insane title I will hand it to Slash.
Briskout: Holy crap Why not hand it to me??
Jeebus: Well becouse I'm already doing you this favor.
Briskout: Fuck alright well I shall see what I can do, but my guess is if Slash goes for it, we wont know till the last minute. :::Jeebus pats Briskout on the shoulder:::
Jeebus: Well If it don't work out I will just smack PO around on BloodBath.::Mad dog shakes his head as Jeebus leaves and Briskout walks into his office to think:::
:::Jeebus walks his way back to his own dressing room upon entering Jeebus has this feeling that something is wrong, but by the time he figures it out it's too late Jeebus has cought a glimpse of the TV and Shotguns Return Promo, as Jeebus just groans and shakes his head then starts laughing and then goes on a frantic search of his bong, which Jeebus has not seen in a long ass while:::
Title: Death Comes 4Life
Posted By: Brimstone
In a steamy dark locker room, Brimstone is sitting in a corner, sweating, with his mask off, but his hair covers his face, so his identity is conciled. Brimstone slowly looks up towards the camera, as you can see his bright red eyes flash passed this stringy black hair....
Brimstone: "Body Breaker, Iceman, and now Shady, the sacrificial lambs of CIA. You have now chosen the path which many have chosen and many have never to return from. You had a choice when you arrived at the fork in the road, but you chose to go straight, now you will feel what it means to make the mistake of a lifetime. A mistake that will live with you 4Life."
Brimstone stands up and begins to pace around the dark, poorly lit, locker room, punching holes into the concrete wall with is right fist. He doesn't even look at the wall....
Brimstone: "Crisis, we have a common foe. And that foe is 4Life. But understand, that I do not like 4Life as much as you do not like them. But if you stand in my way as I slaughter the poor lamb, you will become a target also. Do not stand in my way. Understand? We step into the ring together, along with an unnamed partner, who will be totally irrelevant. 4Life are weak, pathetic individuals, with an even weaker leader. Death comes 4Life to all who stands across the ring from Brimstone."
Brimstone stops pacing around the locker room, then the steaminess in the room gets even thicker, then you can see Brimstone flip his hair back to expose his face, but the camera's can not make it out. The cameraman hastly attempts to focus the lens, but the steam engulfs the lens. Then you can hear Brimstone once more....
Brimstone: "Pain is temporary, Brimstone is forever. 4Life will die in a Bloodbath on Tuesday. I am an individual of my word!!!!"
Then Brimstone slips on his mask, and conicidentaly, the steam in the room begins to vanish. His eyes shine behind the slits in the mask as he walks out of the room, leaving the cameraman soak and wet.
The cameraman attempts to follow Brimstone out of the room and realizes that he had been in a sauna the whole time........
Title: Talks of retiring?... / A proposition... (Brimston
Posted By: Crisis
Scene 1: "4life? Why should you suck so long?"
Place: "CIA arena."
Time: "Who the fuck cares."
**4life. A group of losers who think they have power. They think they have what it takes to be big. They think they have what it takes to beat Corruption. They are pitifuly mistaken.**
(The camera opens in one of the back hallways of the CIA arena. Crisis and Widow walk down the hallway at a slow, almost stalking pace. Crisis has a bandage on his head from the recent attack by Shady with a garbage pail.)
Crisis: "That bitch just couldn't take no for an answer. He had to press his luck. Had to get all in my face and hit me with a garbage pail. Well... i'll show him."
Widow: "And what of the rest of 4life?"
(Crisis looks at Widow with a look that says "I should smack you")
Widow: "I was just asking. Even though there worthless individually, as a team there still three against one."
Crisis: "Three against one?"
Widow: "You know I am not under contract with CIA."
Crisis: "And thats stopped you before how?"
Widow: "It's different this time."
Crisis: "It's different now cause you have your wife back. After all these years you can finally have the family you always wanted. The dangers of wrestling are now starting to fill your mind."
Widow: "And you would do anything differently if you were me? You have a wife, you've had one for years. She knows what you do, she accepts it. Linda's been in a coma for years, long before I became something in the wrestling world. She barely knows who I am anymore. With everything I've gone through. Everything I've done. I'm not sure if this is what I need in my life anymore. Or what I want."
**The truth hurts. This man has been like a brother to Crisis. They've grown up together, they've wrestled together. They have been a tag team for years. Although he understands why Widow feels how he does. And it gets him thinking himself. Almost 8 years he's been doing this. Some of the most brutal matches imaginable. His body has taken beatings most men couldn't imagine. Maybe it's time he thought about retiring as well...**
Crisis: "I know how you feel. I've been thinking a lot about this myself. We've been doing this for the better part of 7 years. We've been through countless battles and beatings. I'm not the same as I was a couple years ago. Things that I would shrug off then are a problem now. Perhaps it is time to settle down."
Widow: "Perhaps. Times change. People get older. Your not as old as you make yourself out to be."
Crisis: "No i'm not. But what I've put my body through, It's definatly taken it's toll. My back has gotten worse, my neck is starting to hurt more. I myself have not aged a lot, but my body has."
Widow: "Your choice is your own. I came here to the CIA for a friend. But whether I stay or not is for myself."
Crisis: "I understand. But even if I have to leave, I will go out on top."
Widow: "Wouldn't have it any other way."
**A serious moment between friends. A moment soon to be interrupted by what needs to be done. What needs to be taken care of.**
(As the two walk down the hallway, Crisis bumps into Brimstone comming around the corner, the two almost knocking each other over.)
Crisis: "Just who I was looking for. I heard your little promo earlier. I've been watching you, and I have a proposition."
Brimstone: "Go on."
Crisis: "Now we are teamed up to face 4losers at the next show. But why end there? 4losers is recruiting, even though there prospects suck ass, So I figured i'd do the same."
Brimstone: "hmm..."
Crisis: "The Corruption has ruled many of feds. It's time we ruled this one as well... think about it."
(Crisis and Widow walk past Brimstone, leaving him to ponder Crisis's proposal.)
Title: Ecuse Me?(Crisis and Brimstone read)
Posted By: Shady
***Backstage***
Body Breaker, Shady, and Iceman are in their locker room finished watching the promos of Crisis and Brimstone.
Back Breaker- What the hell was that? We are 4Life. We demand power. What do we get? Disrespected. We're not losers, or sacrificial lambs!
Iceman- Well what are we going to do now Body Breaker?
Body Breaker- I'll tell you. We'll also disrespect them and kick their asses on CrackDown! Let's go to the ring and tell them how dumb those two are for messing with 4Life.
Shady- Humph! You think I'm going to let you two do the work? I'll be the one who will talk to those Freaks.
Body Breaker- No way. You're the newest member. I'm not going to have you on the disabled list sp fast.
Shady- Hey! Who were the two 4life members who were scared to death by a huge freak named "Flinstone" or whatever. Don't take this as disrespect, but I'm going alone to talk.
***Later At The Ring***
The lights go out.
"Yeah. Yall ready for this?"
The purple flames explode and keep going.
Shady has appeared.
Shady goes to the middle of the ring.
The Flames go out and the lights go out after Shady does his ring taunt.
Shady- Brimstone. You think that 4Life is 3 Sacrificial Lambs. Well one of those lambs is a Black Sheep, and this black sheep isn't going to take this.
And Crisis. You think you're too good enough. Were you good enough when I jumped you with a garbage pail? I think not. Do you think you two and some other person have what it takes to take on 4Life?
*TBC Crisis or Brimstone
Title: That guy is out of his mind...
Posted By: Body Breaker
Body Breaker and Iceman are standing backstage watching as Shady is in the ring.
Body Breaker: Oh man. Why did he go out there alone?
Iceman: Maybe we should go back him up?
Body Breaker: He says he can take care of it, I say we let him. If he gets taken out, we'll go and get revenge later. Right now I want to see what Shady is made of.
Iceman: Who do you think is going to team up with Crisis and Brimstone for Friday?
Body Breaker: Hell i don't know. COuld be anyone. Any of those eight losers we beat down on Tuesday... Oh wait they got fired. Could be Hardbody. I bet she's pissed. Could be Drake i bet he's pissed we took his tv Tiem. Could be Widow, but he's not on the roster so I doubt it. Could be Cereal Killer, but I think he still wants to team up with us. Or it could be someone we dont' know about. I have a lot of people that don't like me around the world that they could have as a mystery.
Iceman: Oh man. This sucks. They know who they get to fight, but we only get to prepare for Crisis and Brimstone.
Body Breaker: Hell yeah. It's just another way to holp back 4Life, and keep us from taking over this pitiful place.
Iceman: YOu sure Shady is down with 4Life?
Body Breaker: Why do you say that?
Iceman: Well... he wont wear the shit. He has to have that hoddie thing. And he just happens to fight Crisis right away? AND he's in the ring alone? AND he said we were scared of Flinstone?
Body Breaker: (Grabs Iceman and slams him against the wall) I'M NOT SCARED OF ANYONE!!!
Iceman: I know, damn, call down aqnd chill out man!
Body Breaker: Sorry. Yeah, I think Shady is down. This better not be a set up. I trust Shady. I think. Damn you Iceman, now you got me worried!
Iceman: Sorry...
Title: Decision
Posted By: Slash
(( Slash is walking around backstage, he finally reaches his destination, Tear's Door. He enters and sees Tear sitting at her desk, busily going through papers. Slash spreads his hands on her desk, drawing her attention from the papers. ))
Tear: um, is there something you want or need?
Slash; yeah, I want into that Underworld no. 1 contender's battle royal.
Tear: listen, Slash is it?
Slash: it is.
Tear: Slash, I know you've been here a little while, and I know you have built up a little reputation for yourself, but it seems you missed a few things, see, you can't just barge in here when I'm in the middle of things and demand a pot in the battle royal.
Slash: listen, all I want is a spot.
Tear: Why should I give you one? I mean, you really weren't all that impressive in the last battle royal, and you haven't exactly been all that exciting in your previous matches. Besides, you have a match against PO for the insane title. If you win, you'll already have a title.
Slash: When I win, and the way I see it, two titles are a whole lot better than one. and as for my past accomplishments, I've held the HardCore title eight consecutive times, I eliminated one half of ths howstoppers in the battle royal, I, along with street boy, managed to become a team and get the tag titles in less than three weeks! Now, I may not be the greatest expert, but that sounds like a pretty damn good track record to me. Oh yeah, and I'm one of the largest, strongest, most attractive men here, I mean, you have to admit it, you're a little turned on my my sheer phisique.
Tear: (rolls her eyes) wow slash, you saw right through me.
Slash: Really?
Tear: No! now get out of my office before I have to do something drastic!
Slash: alright, but I want in that battle royal, and I don't care whose ass I gotta beat to get into it!
(( Slash leaves, The camera pans over to tear, who folds her arms and has an angry look on her face. ))
((camera fade))
Title: Slush
Posted By: Prime Offender
** The camera returns with a wide angle view of the CIA arena the crowd is a buzz pictures are being snapped left and right as there is a definite sesne of something great is about to come down that stage at any moment suddenly it goes black everywhere as the crowd begins to go quiet. Then a strange beeping sound can be heard for about ten seconds then...
........
........
........
Suddenly a loud guitar chord is hit as soon as it hits the words PRIME OFFENDER are embeded into the Titan-tron thingy as all around you sirens begin to blare and bright orange pyro begins to shoot from the stage as the words of the song "Feuer Frei" By Rammstein begin to echo everywhere throughout the arena as the lights begins to go hayware just blizting left and right as everytime the lead singer says the words BANG BANG the pyro shoots off more and more as the song continues its hectic pace the crowd erupts in cheers as they see a lone man standing amidst a haze of smoke he stands still for a moment as we all know its Jimmy Bruce The Prime Offender his entrance video blaring above him showing some of his best ICW highlights as he steps out of the smoke the crowd cheering even more as he paces back and forth along the stage when the music suddenly slows down and he just stands in the middle bouncing left and right on his feet then suddenly....
.......
.......
.......
BANG BANG! More pyro shoots as PO begins to make is walk down the ramp a cocky look in his step and his eyes as he slaps hands with fans and poses for pictures. He stops at the bottom of the ramp as the instrumentals kick in suddenly lurching forward and slidign under the bottom rope into the ring as he bounces around going from top rope to top rope holding his Insane Title proudly above his head as pictures are being snapped left and right. He jumps off the last turnbuckle and takes a position in the ring pulling a microphone out of his back pocket as Jimmy just holds his hand above his hand attempting to silence the capacity crowd so that he can speak the microphone is just away from his lips as he begins to speak **
[ Prime ] "Alot of bull-shit is going on backstage here at CIA...You see first off it started with Shit Boy becoming the CIA World Champion...Hey I can deal with that everyone gets luck...But then I get recognized for my efforts and am named the #1 Contender of the CIA World Title which is fucking justified...."
** The crowd pops agreeing with Jimmy **
[ Prime ] "Then I go and watch BloodBath and what's this? That 2 cent whore Tear naming Jeebus as the #1 Contender!
** Crowd boos a bit some cheers though **
[ Prime ] "So what do we do? Do we beat the shit out of Jeebus? Naw people do that way to often for me even to bother...Do we give Tear some VD's?
** The crowd cheers as PO shakes his head laughing a bit **
[ Prime ] "No! We don't do anything we just deal with it as the bull-shit comes to us...Be the stronger...tougher and bigger man...Let them come...Let them bring there whole fucking crew. You see CIA is trying to put the screws to me every fucking day! You think I give a shit about fighting Paper Cut!? Err Slash!
** Crowd laughing again **
[ Prime ] "Yeah I called you PaperCut! What the fuck you gonna do bitch? Nothing you know why? Why? why? Why? Because Jimmy Bruce sees you as a annoying knick on my perverbal thumb...That just nags at you not really hurting as much as annoying...You see Slush! Oops I did it again didn't I? Well see I get confused with your name and whats in your brain! Why! WHY! WHY!!!! Because Slash you've got to be out of your mind if you think your going to beat Jimmy Bruce The Prime Offender for his CIA Insane Title!
** PO holds his title proudly above his head the fans snapping photos as some chick yells I Love You Jimmy! **
[ Prime ] "I love you too baby! Anyways back to the important stuff it being this on Crackdown Slash your going to be cut up...put down and have the shit beat out of you because I am the Prime Offender and ain't no lower card jobber going to pin the Prime One so just hold onto your breath motherfucker cause I am gonna deal with your ass soon...BY ANY MEANS NECESSARY!!!"
** PO's words echoing thru the arena as the crowd repeats them as his theme begins to play he slowly makes his way out of the ring and back up the ramp to the locker room area **
Title: Burning Decision
Posted By: Brimstone
As Brimstone stands in the hallway after having his little conversation with Crisis, he hears Shady making his ill-fated speech in the center of the ring. What Shady had to say brings a smirk to Brimstone's face.
Brimstone: "He can't be serious."
Brimstone begins to march towards the curtain to make his presence felt to all in the arena, including Shady.....
the entire arena dims out, then the lights turn bright red, then the stage explodes with red flames that shoot up to the rafters. But there is no Brimstone. Shady is looking concerned as this is usually when someone enters the stage area. Instead, the ring posts also explode with blue flame that turn red. Shady is startled and drops the microphone, and begins to look around in shear terror.....
as the flames from the posts burn out, the lights in the arena go completely out, then begin to flash on and off in red to black. Then you can only make out a large figure, grabbing Shady by the throat....
It's Brimstone!!!! the crowd goes nuts
Brimstone: "You have fair warning Shady, the black sheep of 4Life. Leave Body Breaker and his lacky Iceman to their being, or you will be slaughtered. I hear in your tone that you are not truly 4Life material. You are even worse, you are a pure breed coward. An individual of no gall. Leave 4Life or meet the same fate as the two who have coaxed you into joining them!"
Shady is then pushed back into a corner, unharmed, but clutching his throat in discomfort. Then he exits the ring and begins to walk up the ramp, but notices that the stage is still on fire.....
Brimstone: "Crisis, I am a being of no partners, only associations. I will watch your groups back, I will be your Arch Angel. Call on me when you need assistance. This is my decision."
the lights continue to flash....
Brimstone: "4Life, your time is coming! Your sheepard have lead you to the pasture to graze. But little does he know, the pasture is tainted with poison that will leave you all dead. Nothing is 4Life, but Brimstone is 4Ever! Shady, heed my warning, leave 4Life or meet your fate. You have been warned!"
the lights stop flashing. Shady is a daredevil and jumps through the flames, unscaved and makes it to the back. Brimstone raises his arms and the ring posts explodes once more in red flame......
Brimstone exits the ring to loud cheers from the crowd and proceeds backstage.
Title: Challange (Brimstone read)
Posted By: Shady
***Backstage***
Brimstone is busy walking backstage confident that Shady will make the right decision to leave 4Life before the slaughter begins.
He hears a familiar laugh behind him. He thinks it's Shady. He looks behind himself, but Shady isn't there. Shady appears in front of him before he turns back around.
Shady- You think I'm a fool, a coward?
Do you not?
Brimstone turns back around. He looks determend to slaughter Shady before the Six-Man Tag Match at Crackdown.
Shady- Look big guy. Since you think I'm nothing, PROVE IT! I'm not going to let you prove it now. How bout on Crackdown? Before the Tag Match. You and me One on One. Who ever loses, or gets slaughterd, has to sit out on the Six-Man tag, and it turns into a 2 on 3 handicap match. Do you want to do that, or wait until the Six man tag to try to slaughter me. I show no emotion, only anger, but you see it in my eyes do you not? What's your choice?
*TBC Brimstone
Title: Wolfs Diary Entry *PAST REFERENCES*
Posted By: Wolf
[The camera pans up so show wolf sitting at his desk. Under a very dull desk lamp. He is writing into a book of somekind. The camera pans over his shoulder to who what he is writing]
*DIARY ENTRY* :: Why am I writing my thoughts down after all this time? Honestly I dont know. Perhaps I have alot on my mind, tryin to adapt to things in the CIA. I remember the past alot nowadays, thinking about the good old days when me and viper ruled the tag team division. And when I was makin Ritters life hell. Perhaps now a days things are better for me. No one to stab me in the back. I suppose after all the stuff I've been through, maybe I deserve this.
I Also think back to far past. When me and my brother used to play fight. Who would have thought. I mean look at us, professional wrestlers, and we hate each others guts. Gods got a sense of humour thats for sure. Perhaps it wouldnt be too much to ask for a bit of insight at the moment. DO I HAVE A SISTER?. Or is Rezner referring to another link. I think so. No, not even here can I write down that link. It's too much of a secret. But know this, it will alter the outlook of certain people forever.
Many people say my career has reached a dry spot. I disagree, I'm in a transitional phase at the moment. Constantly trying to shake this feeling, that something bigger should be going on. Call me paranoid, but for once I feel out of touch with the whole damn fed. Thats not such a bad thing though. At least I dont have to pretend to be nice to people anymore. I remember when me, rain and viper used to hang out at late nite bars and backstage. Hmmm. Rain? whatever happened to her. I guess she was the only friend I had left. Come to think of it. I never got a chance to say goodbye to Xavier either. I guess thats the business we are in. one day your the best of friends, the next your worst enemies.
I've decided... I'm going after the gold. What else do I have to prove. Except that I'm the best. I have no one or nothing to hold me back. I have no hopes or dreams anymore. All i have is my goal. To become CIA world champion. People ask me if im unhappy having no friends or allies. I tell them this. I wasn't happy to begin with. Perhaps now, I can finally unleash my true potiential. Perhaps I can finally lay to rest alot of rumours about me. Or at the very least, lay a few old ghosts to rest
[Wolf drops his pen and scratches his head shaking it. He looks at the book and shakes his head again. He grabs a small trash can and starts to rip out the pages of the book. He places them into the trash can and lights it with a match. The can erupts into flames. The glow of the fire reflects off wolfs emotionless face as the camera fades]
Title: (reply) Shady's challenge
Posted By: Brimstone
Brimstone looks down at Shady with that emotionless mask that he dons....
Shady then swallows a huge one, then with his 'stone face', backs up one step.
Brimstone: "Do not be afraid, you will get your wish. The black sheep will turn red upon your request. You have not taken heed to my warning, you request pain, and pain is all that I know. Beware, ignorant fool!! Play with fire, you WILL be burned!!"
Brimstone's eyes flash bright red and he walks past Shady, leaving him dumb-founded. The look on Shady's face is one of disbelief. As Brimstone walks away, a ring of fire circles Shady. He escapes the flames and hurries back to safer grounds....
Title: Bad Dog!
Posted By: Al Ritter
Deathkiss and Al Ritter are standing in the hallway. Ritter is reading a newspaper.
Ritter: Wow, this is crazy. World War 2 is off the hook. I wonder who’s going to win.
Deathkiss: Hey... what is the deal with Brickhouse?
Ritter: (Not looking up from the paper) He must have got dropped on his head. He thinks he’s a dog. Can you believe he foamed on me? What a nut case.
Deathkiss: Ritter?
Ritter: Yeah?
Deathkiss: GET HIM OFF OF ME!
Ritter looks over and sees the “Mad Dog” Brickhouse has a hold of Deathkiss and is trying to hump her leg!
Ritter: What the?
Ritter rolls up the newspaper and starts beating Brickhouse on the nose.
Ritter: Down! Bad dog! BAD DOG!
Ritter kicks Brickhouse in the ribs. Brickhouse yelps and flies against the wall. Ritter keeps kicking Brickhouse. Someone taps Ritter on the shoulder.
Ritter: Not now Deathkiss...
Ritter is tapped on the shoulder again.
Ritter: I’m busy...
The person that was tapping Ritter on the shoulder spins Ritter around. Ritter is face to face with Jeebus.
Jeebus: Is there some kind of problem here?
Ritter backs away and puts his hands up.
Ritter: No... no problem here. We were just talking about football. See I think the Raiders are goi...
Jeebus: You know, cruelty to animals makes Jeebus angry.
Ritter is still backing away.
Ritter: Hey no problem here man... everything is cool...
Brickhouse gets up and starts growling at Ritter. Ritter leaves the hallway.
Jeebus: Don’t worry boy, we’ll get Ritter in the ring on Friday. Then we’ll see who the real Mad Dog is... “Mad Dog” Briskout, or “Mad Dog” Ritter.
Title: This and That with The X.
Posted By: The X
Parental Advisory: Content contains course language, drug use, suggestive dialogue, and a million other things that shouldn't be censored in the first fucking place.
Nina walks up to The Xs locker room and knocks on the door. Not expecting a quick response, she leans against the wall and prepares to wait when she hears and feels the base from a stereo blasting death metal. Doubting he even heard her, she opens the door and walks into a thick cloud of sweet smelling smoke.
X waves at her as she enters and sees her lips move, but hears no words. "What was that," he asks, turning down one of his old favorites, Fucked With a Knife by Cannibal Corpse.
"I said, I thought you stopped smoking in the arena for the CIA?"
X shrugs and tokes a fat blunt, motioning for her to join him on the plush leather couch. He takes a few more deep drags and passes it to her as he struggles to hold in the potent smoke. "So," he says in a voice generated by speaking without exhaling that only seasoned stoners can accomplish. "What brings you to my humble office?"
Nina tokes the blunt and glances around at the lavish decorations then rolls her eye's. "Well," she says coughing a little. "There's a lot of talk backstage, and I just wanted to ... you know ... I was just wondering what you thought about it."
"I'm trying not too."
"I see," she says as she passes the blunt to X, who eagerly accepts it. "That bad huh?"
"Not really." X tokes on the blunt and leans back deeper into the couch. "I can either get pissed, or I can just say fuck it. So fuck it."
"Gotta do what ya gotta do I suppose," she says, slightly shocked at the blunt that has 'magically' appeared in her hand. "Damn, this is some good shit."
"Of course it is."
"Not too talkative are you," mocks Nina as she tokes on the blunt. "Its usually not a good sign when you don't talk much."
"Whatever. Im just high."
"Sure," says Nina, skeptical but not willing to push the issue. "You know you've got a match right?"
"Yeah? With who?"
"Jeebus and Briskout."
"Tag match then? See? This is why I need a fucking manager. Nobody ever tells me these things."
"And here I thought you just wanted somebody to give you head."
"Well, that too, but whatever. Jeebus and the wanna be Mad Dog eh? Fine. Fuck it. Im so pissed off at the world right now I just need a release. Friends, colleagues, team mates, whatever, at Crackdown ... the only rabid beast standing at the end will be ME."
Title: Images Inspire Memories.... of Glory..... and Fear
Posted By: Hydra
*The scene opens to a shot of Dragon leaning on the hood of his car which seems to be parked jaggedly out of a parking spot in the CIA parking lot. He speaks on a cell phone and seems to be really pissed off.*
DRAGON: I'm tellin you Al, there's some asshole parked in my spot........... Yeah i'm sure it's my spot.......... What, No i haven't been with Jeebus recently... If you're implying that I'm high, I can guarentee you I haven't smoked a joint in at least the last half hour........... Hey, It's medicinal, I've got glucoma........... Yeah yeah, whatever, just get this guy out of my spot............ No I dont know! How the hell am I supposed know who it is!.... Although judging by the paint job I might take a guess............. Yeah, that's the one, the black Toyota with the red detail painting, How'd you know? ........ *The camera begins to pan to a black Toyota Supra parked in a spot labeled "CIA World Champion: Dragon" There red painting on the roof that we can't quite make out yet*...........Well if you saw it on the way in why didn't you get it moved?! .............. You wanna see what he's here for? You know it's not him Ritter, we all know he's a fat out of shape whino now, what's he gonna do, wrestle fat man? ............ Whatever, just get the thing out of my spot.
*Dragon slams his flip phone shut and gives a sharp kick to the bumper of the car with an uncharacteristically pissed off look on his face. The camera pans silently over to the roof of the car giving us a clear look at the symbol that raises loud cheers out of all the old time ICW fans in the crowd: In blood red paint the incircled image of a three headed dragon, teeth knashing, wings spread behind it's back, it's legacy is well known to the ICW. And it will soon come to be known to the CIA*
**COMMERCIAL**
Title: "HE's" Back!!!!
Posted By: Ryu Yagami
The song "good bye esaka" Plays (I you cant be to go to my profile= http://www.oocities.org/yagami_coolguy/00kyo.mp3)
As Ryu Yagami enters the arena!
Crowd Cheers!!!
Ryu: The evil one is back! With a new level of focus! I have trained with the best martial arts masters in the world (and beat them but thats not the point!) and I am ready to Kick some ass!!!!!
Crowd imitates Ryu as he does is famous Maniac laugh.
Ryu (and Crowd): Hmhmhm...hahaha....HAHAHAHAHA
Title: Happy Days are here again!
Posted By: Fat Man
fat man is dancing.
fat man: ryu is back ryu is back ryu is back!
ryu: Yeah i'm back and i'm better than ever.
phantasmo jr: ola lay!
fat man: so, now the international incident is at full force we need to make an impact!
phantasmo jr: unda lay!
fat man: me and phatasmo jr have a match witht he showstoppers, we need to win that. then ryu is back on track to mac and attack! but first... i got us a deal to do a comercial!
ryu: really? for what?
fat man: fat blaster II! come on lets go film the comercail!
Title: A few questions in the Nipple
Posted By: Crisis
Scene 2: A few questions in the nipple.
Place: The Twisted Nipple
Time: Late... or early, depending on how you look at it.
**The Twisted Nipple. A familiar place for the members of Corruption. Recently bought and now owned by there leader Crisis. Although a few changes have been made, it's still the same nipple.**
(The camera fades in on the neon sign hanging over the door to the Twisted Nipple. Nina Garcia is standing on the sidewalk, staring at the door.)
Nina: "You've got to be kidding me. This is where I have to do an interview? The shit I do to make some money."
(Nina motions to the camera guy to follow her and they walk into the Nipple. The scene before them is is exactly what Nina expected. A dark place, lots of naked women dancing around, giving lap dances, some taking a few customers into the private rooms in the back. Nina looks around a bit and finally see's a booth right next to the stage. Crisis, Widow, and another guy are sitting there. She takes a deep breath and walks over to them.)
Nina: "Crisis, can I ask you a few things about your match with 4life?"
(Crisis stops talking and looks up at Nina with a smile on his face.)
Crisis: "You came all the way out here to do an interview?"
Nina: "It appears that way huh..."
Crisis: "Ok then... have a seat."
(Nina sits down next to Crisis and starts to ask the hard questions...)
Nina: "So you own this place?"
Crisis: "Yep. We used to come here and get into fights and get thrown out. So I figured i'd bye the damn place and do whatever the fuck I wanted."
Nina: "I see. Well on to crackdown..."
(The other man in the booth leans over to Widow.)
Man: "I'd love to go down on that crack."
(Nina hears this but pays no mind.)
Crisis: "4life are such a bunch of losers it's not even funny. First you got Body Breaker. I mean come on... Body Breaker? What the hell does he break? Little boys? Then you got Iceman or whatever he's called. The only ice that guy ever has is to put on his ass after Body Breaker gets done with him. And last we got Shady. I still don't know what that guys problem is. He aligns with two schmucks, and then he thinks he can just go around like some bad ass demanding title shots? I tell you, these young guys are really pathetic. Always wanting the shit now instead of working for it."
Nina: "I see. So do you know who your partner is gonna be for this match?"
Crisis: "Well i'm not sure. Right now as I see it, it's a handicap match."
Nina: "But you will have another team mate so how is it a handicap match?"
Crisis: "Cause Me and Brimstone vs 4life is a handicap match. If we get a third person on our team it will become a slaughter."
Nina: "I see your confident that you'll beat 4life."
Crisis: "Confident? Beating 4life is gonna be easier then a four dollar whore."
Nina: "Well I guess thats it for now."
Crisis: "Ok. If your ever in the area again stop by, i'll hook you up with a job."
Nina: "Yeah ok, whatever you say."
(Nina gets up and walks away. Crisis and the other two guys continue what they were doing as the camera fades out.)
Title: Crackin' down for crackdown
Posted By: Slash
(( The camera fades in on Slash walking backstage in the CIA arena. He tuns a corner and runs straight into PO. ))
Slash: Hey! watch it!
PO: Excuse me?
Slash: I said, watch it!
(( PO pins Slash to the wall with his forearm. ))
PO: Hey listen up punk, you better learn your place around here real quick. As far as I'm concerned, you haven't earned any respect with anyone here. You were HC champ eight times, so what? you has the tag titles, who cares? You wanna get noticed, you win the World title.
Slash: get off me!
(( PO releases him. ))
Slash: The world title will come in due time, first I wan your title, and then next week on bloodbath, I'll win the Battle royal and get the Underworld title, you'll see, all of you will see, I'll be the big man soon enough!
(( Slash walks off as the camera fades. ))
Title: 4Life...
Posted By: Cereal Killer
Cereal Killer is walking around backstage when he finds Crisis!
Crisis, I see you are having a two on three match with 4Life. Well check this out, I'm not happy with 4Life right now because they seem to not want me around for some odd reason. So iff you need a three on three give me a shout because right now I'd like nothing more than to put Body Breaker and his sorry ass crew in there place!
Title: Woof (New Manager)
Posted By: "Mad Dog" Briskout
(The scene is backstage where "Mad Dog" Briskout is scratching Al Ritter's door. No one is answering but voices are heard. Then Al's is heard yelling.)
Al: Stop it you fucking dog! I'm not letting you back in!
("Mad Dog" Briskout wimpers and walks in a circle. He then falls asleep. After about 20 minutes a man is standing over "Mad Dog" Briskout holding a rope.)
Joel: Do you know who that is Justin?
Justin: Nope.
Joel: Canadian Legend "Mad Dog" Vachon!
Justin: Another "Mad Dog"? And even worse is that he's CANADIAN.
Joel: Shut up.
("Mad Dog" Vachon looks at the rope and nods.)
"Mad Dog" Vachon: That's right Ms. Rope. We are going to adopt this dog. I love you too Ms. Rope.
("Mad Dog" Vachon then licks the rope.)
Justin: A Canadian legend alright.
Joel: He's just off his rocker a little.
("Mad Dog" Briskout wakes up and sees Vachon standing over him.)
"Mad Dog": Woof. Bark. Grr.
"Mad Dog" Vachon: Calm down boy. I'm only here to ask you if you need a manager.
("Mad Dog" Briskout then pants and nods his head.)
"Mad Dog" Vachon: Good boy. Did you hear that Ms. Rope? We got a dog.
("Mad Dog" Vachon pets the rope and Briskout grabs it with his teeth. They play tug of war until they stop. "Mad Dog" Briskout then gets a chained collar as Vachon tries to fix the rope. Briskout puts the collar near Vachon who then looks up.)
Vachon: But Ms. Rope.
Briskout: Woof! WOOF!
Vachon: Ok.
(Vachon attaches the chain around Briskout and Briskout runs down the halls. Vachon chases him with the rope and the screen fades to a Purina Dog Chow commercial.)
Title: Briskout Digs and Al gets Busted?
Posted By: "Mad Dog" Briskout
(The scene shows an empty Woodrow Park at around 10:30 PM in North Providence, RI. As the camera goes lower someone whistling is heard. They're whistling the Law and Order theme. Finally the camera sees Al "the Mad Dog" Ritter and Deathkiss walking in it. Al stops whistling.)
Al: Why did you bring me here? I was watching such a good episode of Law and Order.
Deathkiss: Shush.
Al: Why?
Deathkiss: Shh.
(Deathkiss kicks Al and they look. Some digging is heard and the camera goes over to see "Mad Dog" Briskout digging a hole with "Mad Dog" Vachon talking to a rope.)
"Mad Dog" Vachon: Yes my Rope. We will soon have the U.K. Title!
"Mad Dog" Briskout: Woof!
Al: What are them wannabe Mad Dogs doing? I'm the real Mad Dog.
"Mad Dog" Vachon: What is it "Mad Dog"?
"Mad Dog" Briskout: WOOF!
("Mad Dog" Vachon bends over and takes out of the dirt the old ICW U.K. Title. "Mad Dog" Briskout barks and "Mad Dog" Vachon cleans it. Al "Mad Dog" Ritter starts to fume.)
Al: What the hell are these fake Mad Dogs doing Deathkiss.
Deathkiss: Shut up. I'm wondering what "Mad Dog" Briskout is doing.
Al: I'm King Mad Dog!
("Mad Dog" Vachon and "Mad Dog" Briskout look up. Vachon attaches the belt to Briskout and they run off. The camera looks at Al where a light is shining on him.)
Al: What the fuck?
Man: Who are you?
(Deathkiss walks away slowly and Al looks at the man.)
Al: Who are you?
Man: Dave Silphestry of the PPD.
Al: Why PPD? Why not NPPD?
Dave: Because your in Providence.
Al: Well I'm Al "the King Mad Dog" Ritter.
Dave: Isn't "Mad Dog" Hillon of the NEWA King of the Mad Dogs?
Al: What? NO! I AM!
Dave: Oops. Hes "MadCow" It's Briskout then right? That guy is funny.
Al: Grr.
Dave: Well "King" your coming with me downtown.
Al: I can't!
Dave: Why?
Al: Because I didn't do anything.
Dave: You've been trespassing and you dug up that hole.
(Dave points to the hole and Al gets mad.)
Al: That wasn't me!
Dave: I'm gonna have to ask you to stop wining.
Al: But it wasn't me!
Dave: That's it sir. You are under arrest. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say may and can be used against you in court.
(Dave continues to say Al's rights and the scene changes to where "Mad Dog" Briskout and "Mad Dog" Vachon are climbing over the wall. They get over and a cat is in the middle of the road. "Mad Dog" Briskout sees it and barks. He then chases the cat around as the scene fades.)
Title: The Beginning..... Mission Statement
Posted By: Hydra
*The show comes back from a commercial to a wide angle shot of the CIA arena. There is a buzz in the air as the fans wait to see what great events will occur next here at their favorite wrestling show. The intense hush of a deafening silence envelopes the crowd as the lights fade out and the loud bong of a grandfather clock can be heard over and over. Blood red lettering appears on the Insanitron accompanied by and all too familar voice over. The words fade in and out with each statement amidst the thunderous bong of the clock*
Bong.... Bong.... Bong....
"The time is near"
*a flash of red across the Insanitron, unidentifiable*
Bong.... Bong....
"After months of lying in wait"
Bong....
"Preparing for the moment"
Bong....
*another flash of a red symbol, and a low hissing growl*
"Waiting"
Bong....
"Watching"
Bong....
"Vengence draws closer"
*another growl and the symbol in wavy red can be faintly seen in the insanitron*
Bong.... Bong....
"I can TASTE it"
BONG...........
*This last bong echos and rumbles into a hight pitched vibration followed by the words:
"The time is NOW."
and one red light illuminates the entryway beneath the Three-headed Hydra symbol. The opening sounds of 'Breathe' By Prodigy play and the crowd erupts. A dark figure steps in under the red light and when the drums kick in two massive red pyros explode on either side and he bursts into a fast walk as the lights come on. He makes his way almost halfway down the ramp and then paces back and forth, looking left to right and into the upper bowls of the arena. He cracks a slight grin, walking back up the ramp part way. Looking side to side, he stands in one spot then cracks his neck toward each shoulder before making his way to the ring. He jumps onto the apron slipping through the ropes and making his way around in a quick lap of the ring. The music fades out and Hydra stands mic in hand, waiting, as the crowd continues to cheer. His black red-striped, Hydra track jacket hangs loosely down over his white 'Changin' The Game T-shirt with the blood red Hydra across his tightly packed muscular chest. The bottom of his jacket covers his baggy black jeans, which in turn hang down over his grey cross trainers. He smiles and raises the mic to his lips causing the cheers of the crowd to die down.*
HYDRA: Dont just sit there.... Dontcha know how to welcome a motha fucka to the, C-I-A!
*The crowd explodes once again and some CWA fans who dont even recognize Hydra join in on the hype*
HYDRA: That's a little better..... Now. I suppose if i dont explain things now they're probably gonna send some bitch with a mic to my room askin me all kindsa stupid questions..... And it might even be some non-ICW commentator who I wont have a problem beatin the shit out of. So I guess i'll fill you guys in now, if ya really wanna know, on what brought the original prophisizer to come Change the Game here in the CIA......heh.
*Hydra licks his lips and cracks his shoulders backwards as he begins to speak. Those who know Hydra from before can easily notice his drastic size increase. Since he left the ICW Hydra has packed on about 20 - 25 pounds of muscle and he looks alot more like a heavyweight than the light heavyweight high flyer he used to be. Hydra has an interesting glint in his eye as he speaks*
HYDRA: You see, I left ICW a while back 'cause i was sick of what i saw..... I saw what I see every time I look at a wrestling fed today.... Somthing I thought i'd never see at ICW: ..... A lack of respect for the fans. I mean you coulda had matches like Jimmy Bruce against Dragon, or Jeebus versus Clint Rezner, but instead you had guys like Street Boy and Adam Synn headlinin cards and makin a farce of the greatest federation there ever was........ The Fans wanted to see ligit athletes, in ligit matches, beatin some ligitimate shit outta each other and tearin the house down in the process..... But what they saw was the degradation of wrestling.... The trend of putting the hot new up and comers in big matches before they have the skills or the experience to handle it. When I saw a guy like Street Boy walkin down to that ring for a title shot, what I saw was alota potential, alot of "soon to be hardcore talent"..... But what I also saw, what made me sick... was FEAR. I saw a helluva lot of fear...... The problem was that these kids, these guys who could be future stars were walkin down to the ring scared shitless and then pullin out matches that looked worse than most of the things i pull outta my ass...... The fans dont wanna see that, they wanna see real hardcore wrestling............ So that was when I was fed up. That was when i left. I went back to Nova Scotia and tried to make it up throught a couple indy feds there, but that was when I met my worst enemy: The Drink. I went from championship status, to midcarder, to jobber, to eventually gettin fired when my life fell apart. I lived offa cheap porn, beer and stale pretzels while i wasted away blowing all the money i'd made wrestlin........ That was when I saw somthing: After throwin up on myself and passin out in a women's washroom, i was thrown out of a bar by a bouncer and landed infront of a television store. And that was when I saw it on the TV. My ol' pal Jimmy Bruce, cuttin a promo and tearin shit up on UHW TV.
*there is a slight pop at the mention of Jimmy Bruce and the UHW. Hydra adjusts his shlong and continues*
HYDRA: After finishing my jumbo bag of pretzels and pulling my shirt down to cover my beer belly I made my way to the gym.... And then I proceded to work my ass off..... I wanted it more than ever, the glory, the blood, the pain..... The Gold. After I got myself back into half decent shape I went to the UHW to visit Jimmy and the new Unstable. I walked in, Jimmy mouthed off, I hit him in the eye and we beat the shit outta each other.... Then we had a beer. And it's funny 'cause I thought I was an alcoholic, I thought the liquor was controlin me.... But it wasn't the liquor, naw.... it was the fact that I was pissed at the world for fuckin up my favorite thing: Wrestling....... Me an' Jimmy had a long talk and he mentioned that ICW had gone outta business and that the construction of the CIA was in progress. And that was when I knew what I had to do. So I worked some indy fed matches as "Former iWa Champion Hydra" made myself some mony and brought my ass here. And now here I stand.............
*Hydra pauses, looking around taking it all in. An I-C-Dub chant flows through the crowd.*
HYDRA: I'll tell ya what though, this time I aint playin around...... *Hydra gets that slightly fanatical look in his eye, his lips peel back in an angry snarl* This time I aint gonna let none of these stupid little fucks mess up my carrer, my dream, my quest. This time I'm in it for real, and Ima change this mother fuckin game or DIE TRYIN, ya hear that!.... This is my LIFE. This is what I STAND FOR..... In other words this is a big mother fuckin deal to me........ heh...... But don' worry, i'm still the same ol' Hydra, Just bigger, stonger and more bad-ass............ So X... Ritter: You want me on yer roster I'm here. I'll drop any mother fucker you put me in the ring with and you damn well know that. I can just feel the knockin knees of the boys in the back....... *Addressing the crowd* And ANYBODY who saw me wrestle in the ICW knows what I'm talkin about...... From Management, to fans, to jobbers and champions... You ALL know what I'm talkin about...... So fer the record... Hydra's back. And if you got a problem with that you can tell it to my bat, or my barbwire, or my kendo stick, or whichever one of my personal assistants you wanna talk to. *Pointing backstage and looking around at the crowd* See you in the ring.
*Hydra drops the Mic with a dull thud and makes his way backstage as 'Breathe' kicks back in and the crowd cheers him out*
Title: Pissed off and foaming...
Posted By: Crisis
Scene 3: Pissed off and foaming
Place: CIA arena
Time: Late afternoon
**To turn on your partner. It takes a lot of balls. Especially when your partner can kick your ass.**
(The camera opens to a fuming Crisis storming down the hallway. A crew member doesn't see him comming and gets hurled into the wall for being in Crisis's way. He rounds the corner and comes up to the X's office. X is sitting there tokin away as Crisis slams the door open and stands in fron of X's desk.)
Crisis: "I want 4 life. Specifically Shady. I want my belt back and I want it in a Gates of Hell match."
X: "Whoa... gates of hell? As in DCW's Gates of Hell?"
Crisis: "Yeah. Barbed wire wrapped ropes, beds of nails in each corner, and an open topped cage set on fire. The only way to win is to climb out. No door. None of this pussy shit. He wants the hardcore belt so bad, i'm gonna show him what hardcore is."
(Crisis turns and leaves the office, slamming the door behind him. The caemra follows Crisis as he rounds the corner and bumps into Mad Dog who is lifting his leg on the wall. Crisis smiles a bit and walks over to Mad Dog.)
Crisis: "Hey there Mad Dog. How would you like to go foam some little bitches for me? Maybe even attack them if you want."
Mad Dog: "Woof!"
Crisis: "I thought so... Follow me."
(Crisis walks down the hallway and Mad Dog follows. After a few minutes they come to the 4life locker room.)
Crisis: "Oh this is gonna be fun..."
(The camera fades out as Crisis and Mad Dog stare at the door...)
TBC: Mad Dog
Title: Desire a shot in the title of the under world
Posted By: Phantasmo Jr.
Hey all you them great ventilators he is I who am I is Jr of Phantasmo in two thousands and three. I am here asking the charming and talented chief of a main directorate of rasgón of the bath of the blood if the Jr of I Phantasmo can be in the match to crown to a competitor of number one for the title of the terrenal world of the company! Oh is yes truth because I am the best one to wrester to leave Mexico in an absolutely certain hour and watching each one that correct now also it would have here to leave in a member and to say to me they are the best fighter to also leave America in an absolutely certain hour!
Title: 8Death (Cont. from Crisis)
Posted By: "Mad Dog" Briskout
(Crisis walks down the hallway and Mad Dog follows. After a few minutes they come to the 4life locker room.)
Crisis: "Oh this is gonna be fun..."
(Crisis busts the door open and Mad Dog and Crisis burst in. Body Breaker, Cereal Killer, Shady and Iceman were all sitting when they get up.)
Body Breaker: What the hell do you two want?
Shady: If it's my Hardcore Title then fuck you.
"Mad Dog": WOOF!
("Mad Dog" then bites Iceman's leg who yells. He tries to shake off "Mad Dog" but has no sucess. Body Breaker kicks "Mad Dog" in the back who gets off of Iceman's leg. "Mad Dog" then tries to bite Body Breaker's groin but is kicked in the sternum. He whimpers and Body Breaker laughs. But the sound of a wood snapping is heard and Body Br falls down with a wooden chair over his hand. The camera sees Shady get out of the room with his title and Cereal Killer follows him.)
Crisis: You ok "Mad Dog"?
(All of a sudden "Mad Dog" Vachon enters the room with the UK title and sees Briskout on the ground.)
"Mad Dog" Vachon: What the hell happened to the U.K. Champion?
(Vachon bends down and helps Briskout.)
Crisis: Body Breaker.
"Mad Dog" Vachon: Or was it Al Ritter?
Crisis: It was him too.
("Mad Dog" Briskout says something in Vachon's ear. Vachon gets up and walks out of the room. Briskout then gets up and foams on the fallen Iceman and Body Breaker. A few minutes pass by when Vachon comes back with a box of blue and white t-shirts and Joel.)
Joel: Holy shit. What happen to Briskout?
Crisis: Attacked by Body Breaker.
Joel: I see. Well we're on in 3-2-1.
Crisis: We've been on Joel.
Joel: Err..Ok. I'm Joel Hammerlock of CrackDown here with Crisis and the two Mad Dogs. What is it?
Crisis: Well Joel we're here to announce 8Death.
Joel: 8Death?
Crisis: Yes.
("Mad Dog" Vachon gives a blue and white t-shirt and puts one on "Mad Dog" Briskout. Vachon also puts one on and puts the box down. Crisis opens up the t-shirt that says 8Death. He puts it on and the crowd cheers.)
Crisis: And we're going to destroy 4Life.
"Mad Dog" (both): WOOOF!
("Mad Dog" Briskout howls and the scene fades to CIA CrackDown commercial.)
Title: 8Death????
Posted By: Shady
***Backstage***
Body Breaker, Shady, and Iceman are in their locker room pissed off at the fact that this "8Death" group comes and messes up their locker room and Iceman's leg.
Shady- What the hell was that Body Breaker?!? All of the sudden, while we were just hanging out talking about Crackdown, this "8Death" group comes and messes up the joint.
Body Breaker- I can't belive that happened. They just messed with the wrong group. Let's go show them why they shouldn't mess with 4Life.
Shady- The perfect reason was on Crackdown. When Cereal Killer and us messed Crisis up, and I decided to make the perfect oppertunity to get my very 1st title in this industry.
(Pats Hardcore Title Belt)
Shady- Speaking of which. I've got business to take care of. BB. Stick with Iceman. Aight.
Body Breaker- Hey who's the leader? You or Me?
Shady- Look. I'm not the leadership type of person. If I act like it, it just means I'm suggesting something. Now I'm going to take care of my business.
***Later at X's office***
There's a knock at the door.
X- Come in.
The lights go out. When they come back on Shady is in front of him.
X- Shady. Next time use the door.
Shady- I did. When I knocked on it. So anyway. I hear Crisis wants his title back, am I right?
X- Yes.
Shady- At a Gates of Hell match? Hmmm...
Shady thinks for a minute...
Crisis don't know that I'm from the Darkness. So he doesn't know that I can take pain, as well as dishing it out. In fact, I know Pain. Brimstone took it to me on Crackdown though, so I'm like 80%. Like Crisis is. It's a tough choice.
Shady- I've made up my mind. I'll make the time to give him his title shot on Bloodbath This Tuesday. Make sure Crisis and Ritter know about this.
X- Good. Sign here.
Shady signs the contract for the GOH match for Bloodbath.
Shady- Right "X-Man". See ya later.
The lights go out.
You hear a whisper. "The Darkness is Coming."
When the lights come back on, Shady is gone.
X- I'd prefer it if he didn't call me that.
Title: One hell of a ride... (Shady read)
Posted By: Crisis
Scene 4: One hell of a ride
Place: CIA Arena
Time: 4:00 pm
**The gates of hell. The place where the damned go to receive there dues. A place where demons roam free, carrying out there masters wishes of torment and torture everlasting. Why would anyone want to go there? Why indeed.**
(The camera opens on Crisis and Widow walking down the hallway of the CIA arena.)
Crisis: "Shady in the gates of hell. This should be fun."
Widow: "Why in the word did you pick that match? You've never been in one before. How do you know you'll be able to handle it?"
Crisis: "I've seen Demon in it. I've seen Chapel in it... twice. If they can do it, so can I."
Widow: "And the bed's of nails in the corner?"
Crisis: "I figured it needed something extra."
Widow: "I see."
(The two of them walk out to the parking lot. Crisis pulls out his keys and hits the alarm button. A beep is heard as a black 1967 Pontiac GTO disarms itself. Crisis and Widow get in and the car starts up. Crisis backs up and is just about to tear ass out of the parking lot when he see's Shady's car. Crisis smiles as he gets out of the car.)
Widow: "What are you doing?"
Crisis: "Follow me."
(Crisis reaches into the back of the car and grabs a t-shirt and a screwdriver. Crisis and widow walk over to Shady's car. Crisis bundles the shirt up and lays it on the window. He slams his elbow though the window and sets off Shady's car alarm. Crisis quickly opens the door, gets in under the steering wheel, pulls off the panal, and messes with a few wires. In a matter of seconds the car alarm turns off and Crisis stands up with a smile.)
Widow: "Where the hell did you learn to do that?"
Crisis: "I used to boost cars when I was younger."
(Crisis takes out the screwdriver and jams it into the side of the steering wheel, after a few seconds he had the ignition out and starts the car with the screwdriver. Widow is shocked.)
Widow: "Damn. How the hell many times did you do this?"
Crisis: "A few."
(Crisis drives the car to an open area of the parking lot, devoid of any cars. He takes the t-shirt and opens Shady's gas tank. He shoves the shirt into the tank and waits a few seconds for the gas to absorb into the shirt. Crisis then lights the t-shirt with a zippo he pulled out of his pants pocket and runs back to his car. Widow and Crisis jump into the GTO. Crisis hits the radio and hatebreed blasts through the speekers.)
Widow: "What are you gonna do?!"
Crisis: "Trust me!"
(I will be heard starts to play. "Now is the time, for me to rise, to my feet. Wipe your spit from my face, wipe these tears from my eyes!" As the song starts Crisis slams on the gas and heads straight towards Shady's car.)
Widow: "If I die i'm kicking your ass!"
(The flames dissapear into the gas tank and whithin seconds the car explodes. The explosion sends Shady's car into the air just as Crisis drives into the explosion and under the car. The GTO speeds out of the flames as Shady's car lands on it's hood.)
Crisis: "That was bad ass."
Widow: "Your a fucking psycho!"
Crisis: "I know. Micky d's here we come!"
(The GTO speeds into traffic, causeing one man to swerve his car into the other lane and cause a huge ass pileup in front of the CIA arena.)
Title: Poor Wolf
Posted By: Rock-Star Richard Royal
Rock-Star Richard Royal is walking around backstage. He walks up to Don Wolverton.
Royal: Hey, you seen Wolf?
Don: Down the hall, second door on the right
Royal: Ok, thanks.
Royal walks down the hall.
[Commercials:
Pepsi Blue
Lord of the Rings
Xbox]
Wolf is in his locker room working out. Royal knocks and walks in.
Wolf: Oh ho! What’s this? You know, it’s kind of hard to stab me in the back when you walk up in front of me. Or have you actually grown a set of balls now?
Royal: Oh come on man, don’t be like that. Listen, the last time I came in here and said I had your back? The whole flesh and blood speech? Listen I MEANT it an..
Wolf: You jumped me from behind!
Royal: Hold on, let me explain! Last time I meant it. But Chit Brickhouse... He said he need ratings for Crackdown. He said we had to attack you or we wouldn’t be on Crackdown anymore! It wasn’t us, it was Brickhouse!
Wolf: Right. Look, I wasn’t born yesterday. Lets see, one you stab me in the back every other month. Two, you helped Clint Rezner jump me, and three Brickhouse has nothing to do with anything anymore. If you really ment that flesh and blood speech you would have told Brickhouse to stick it up his ass. But you didn’t. You beat me down. For the last time too. It’s going to be a long time before I admit I have a “brother” again. Now get the hell out of my locker room.
Wolf pushes Royal out and slams the door. Royal slumps his shoulders and walks away.
Title: Challenge: Jeebus & Mad Dog Briskout
Posted By: Gorgeous Garret Rogers
Gorgeous Garret Rogers and Rock-Star Richard Royal are cutting a short promo to air on CIA programming.
“Hey, what’s the deal around here? We beat the hell out of every team that gets in our way, and how do we get “rewarded”? Do we get a shot at our Tag Team Titles? No. We have to fight a big Fat ass extreme fart machine and little mexican jumping bean that can’t speak a word of english? And what did we do. We DESTROYED them. And who DID get a shot at the tittles. That crazy son of a bitch Jeebus and that moron that thinks he’s a dog. How long have they been a team? Two days? And they didn’t win now did they.
But I have a challenge. The Showstoppers vs Jeebus & Mad Dog “Briskout” for a shot at the Tag Team Titles. What do you say boys? Are you down? Or are you going to take your ball and go home?
Title: Now this is getting rediculous.
Posted By: Shady
***Backstage***
Shady is just about to leave the arena when he finds out his car got messed up. He heads toward the parking lot to see what happend.
Shady- Ok. Now this is getting rediculous.
Shady is at the parking lot and sees his car blown up and on its hood.
Shady sees an 8Death T-shirt, and thinks
this is Crisis's doing.
Shady thinks to himself...
I let this guy get his shot at getting his title back, and how does show his gratitude? Hmm...how am I going to leave now?
Shady heads back to the 4Life locker room to think about what to do.
Title: The Rage has begun......
Posted By: Brimstone
The cameras then turn to Shady re-entering the CIA Arena, then he bumps into into Brimstone. Brimstone looks down on Shady with his bright red eyes.....
Brimstone: "You truly are the black sheep of 4Life. You know how to manipulate to earn a cheap victory. Unfortunetly, that cheap victory was over me. I will not give you the respect that you think you have earned by getting me disqualified in our match. We will meet again, hopefully for the HARDCORE title, if you survive the Gates of Hell."
Shady grins at Brimstone because everything that he just said was absolutely true. Shady tries to walk off without saying anything. Brimstone grabs him by the shoulder...
Brimstone: "Never turn your back on me ever again!"
Brimstone's eyes flashes bright red...
Brimstone: "I will destroy you, Shady. The very fabric of your being, your existence. You have lit a fire by your hollow victory over me. Pain is what you think you know? Then you don't know me!"
Shady steps back from Brimstone. Brimstone spews a fireball into the air, then starts laughing uncontrollably. Shady runs for his life...
Brimstone: "This is not over, the rage has begun. 4Life, your end is near. Body Breaker, you are next."
The cameras pan in closer to Brimstone's mask as his eyes light bright red and he continues to laugh.
Then flames rise up from the bottom of the camera, taking everyone to commercial...
Title: Revenge at McDonalds
Posted By: Shady
Crisis and Widow come in to McDonalds.
They're busy conversating about Shady's reaction to his car being blown up.
Crisis- I bet Slim is pissed off right now.
Widow- Dude, I still think you're a psycho.
As they keep walking toward to the counter they notice a couple of old people just sitting down to chat, the old people talk about the latest in happenings at the CIA.
Crisis and Widow make it to the counter to order.
McD Employee- Welcome to McD's. May I take your order?
Crisis- Yes. I would like a Quarter Pounder with cheese meal, Sprite will be my drink.
Widow- And I would like a McChicken Sandwich Meal with a Coke.
McD Emp- Is that all you're going to order?
C and W- Yes.
McD emp behind the other McD emp- ..Mumble, mumble...whoop ass.
Crisis- What?
The McD emp turns around. It's Shady!!
How in the hell did he get there?
Shady- Are you sure you don't want a can of WHOOP ASS with that?
Shady jumps over the counter, and starts pounding the crap out of Crisis.
Widow comes from behind with a napkin holder, and starts wailing on Shady.
Everyone, except the two old guys and the McD emps., gets scared and leave.
Shady keeps fighting back, but is being overwhelmed.
The two old guys get up. The old guys look like two guys wearing masks. They take their masks off. It's Body Breaker and Iceman!!
The come and start jumping Crisis and Widow. Shady gets up.
Shady- Hold them so they stare out at the GTO.
BB and Iceman hold Crisis and Widow.
Shady- Watch the car.
The GTO explodes.
TBC Body Breaker or Iceman.
Title: He's gonna be pissed (Cont. from Shady)
Posted By: Crisis
Scene 5: He's gonna be pissed
Place: Mcdonalds
Time: About 5:00pm
(Body Breaker, Iceman and Shady are holding Crisis and Widow down, forcing them to watch as the black GTO explodes in the McDonalds parking lot. The explosion takes out a few other cars as people are trying to leave, killing about a dozen people. Crisis looks at Widow and starts laughing.)
Shady: "Whats so funny?"
Crisis: "hahaha.. you blowing up the car... hahaha."
(Shady looks at BB and Iceman.)
Iceman: "Don't ask me. Maybe he's lost it. You did just blow up his car."
(Crisis and Widow are still laughing dispite bleeding gashes on there heads and that there very expensive car was just destroyed. Shady kicks Crisis in the side.)
Shady: "What the fuck is so funny!"
Crisis: "Hahahahaha... he's gonna be pissed... hahaha."
Widow: "Heh... damn right he is."
Shady: "Who's gonna be pissed? Answer me your peice of shit."
(Shady kicks Crisis again. As he does Crisis stops laughing.)
Crisis: "Kick me again, and i'm gonna throw you a beatin."
Shady: "Then tell me what the hell is so funny?!"
Crisis: "Well... that car you just blew up... wasn't mine."
Shady: "What?"
Widow: "Yeah, thats right. And when he finds out what you did... he's gonna be pissed."
(Shady looks at Body Breaker and Iceman, a little confused, and a little scared.)
BB: "Well who's damn car was it!"
(Crisis smiles as the words leave his lips...)
Crisis: "The X."
TBC: Shady
Title: You're the blame it exploded Crisis.
Posted By: Shady
***McDonalds***
Shady has just been informed the X's car was blown up by Shady.
Shady- You wanna know something. It wasn't my fault.
Everyone- Huh?
Shady- It's about the little stunt you did. When X's car went through the fire, part of it caught on fire. Yet you didn't know about it. After 4Life appeared, I noticed your car was on fire and was about to explode. That's why it exploded. Your psycho stunt did all the damage. Stay sucker free.
The lights inside and out of McD's go out. You hear a whisper saying "The Darkness is coming." When the lights come back on. 4Life is gone. Crisis and Widow are on the ground Pissed.
Title: The NoShow
Posted By: Jeebus
:::Jeebus scratches behind his ear, then looks down at Mad Dog who is on a leash in front of Jeebus on the street sniffing a firehydrant:::
Jeebus: Alright already, it smells the same as it did fucking 10 minutes ago.::Mad Dog continues to sniff the hydrant:::
Mad Dog: Woof WOof WOof.
Jeebus:::Looks at his hand that has no watch on it, then starts tapping his feet and pulls on the leash, as an elderlly couple passes by and in disqust looks down at Mad Dog who lifts his leg:::
::Jeebus gives the couple a dirty Look::
Jeebus: Mind yer own damn Bussiness:::Jeebus spits in the general direction of the couple who hurry up and round the corner, jeebus looks back at Mad Dog who is done and is now tugging on the leash looking to go somewhere else::: What is it boy have you picked up a scent??
Mad Dog:::barks::: WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOOF!!
Jeebus: God damn it,::talkin to him self:: I need a fucking vacation. ::jeebus tuggs on the leash::: Alright now thats nuff of that shit lets go ya mutt:::as Jeebus walks back to the arena as Mad Dog makes it very difficult as he tries to sniff anything and everything along the way:::
::about 40 minutes later Jeebus finally makes it back to the arena, as he walks in he is mobbed by a camera crew, as Justin Cole shoves a mic in Jeebuses face::::
Justin Cole: Mr Jeebus,::Jeebus raises an eyebrow::: What is your answer to the challange the Showstoppers have made???
Jeebus::confused:: Uhh, who?
Justin Cole: You know Garret Rogers and Richard Royal!,::jeebus still looks confused::: Well you once sent them to jail for no reason.
Jeebus: I am drawing a blank here.
Justin Cole::thinks for a sec::: Well they highfive alot.::as Justin shrugs::
Jeebus: OH yeah Those two:::lafs:: h HAH AH A HA How are the Old Goats???
Justin Cole: Well they just called you out, in a winner gets a shot at the Tagg titles match, how do you and Mad Dog respond::As Justin uncofortablly steps back becouse Mad Dog is sniffing his crotch:::
Jeebus: Well I believe I can speak for mad dog becouse he is my partner and I have no idea where his manager is:::jeebus shifts his eyes from side to side:::, so I say Yes to Proposition A, and Yes to Proposition B.
Justin Cole::confused but hes used to this crap from jeebus::: Alrighty then. I will take that as yes.
Jeebus: You bet, I love shows. Can I have some free tickets? I hear DCW rocks!!:::Justin just kind of slowlly backs away and walks away with the camera crew::: Uhh okay uhm Bye now :::Jeebus looks down at mad dog who is sniffing Jeebuses shoe::: It's all your fault, becouse of you I'm goin after some god damn Tagg titles, instead of the World fuckin Title which should be fucking mine anyways!!!!::As Mad Dog whimpers and then catches another scent and drags Jeebus down the hall:::
Title: Perfection
Posted By: 'The Perfect One' Craig Minter
~~ The camera closes in on an average sized wrestler walking through the corridor, who looks very unfamiliar ~~
~~ He stops at a lockeroom, smiles and walks in, the door shuts behind him with a sign read, THE PERFECT ONE, CRAIG MINTER ~~
~~~~~ Advert Break ~~~~~
~~ After the advert break, the screen focusses on Craig in his lockerroom, he looks very happy and has a beaming smile, he is wearing baggy jeans and a white t-shirt with short spiky blonde hair and a clean-shaven face ~~
Finally i have made it to the CIA, one of the greatest federations on this planet, a federation which invokes fear into others by just watching in on the television and finally i am here.
I will admit i am not new to the game, only new to the federation, you may say oh well its just a new rookie but what you are looking at is the new game, the man who can drag this federation in any direction he wants by his presence alone.
Things are going to change and they will change to the way i feel like directing, all you have to do is sit down and watch.
~~ Craig looks up at a poster of the CIA, it shows various CIA superstars ~~
The time has come, the evil will be gone, and the perfect one will live on.
~~ Craig smiles at his own comment and looks into the camera ~~
People talk about revolution, i don't. I live about what i speak, Now is the time for me to show you all just what Perfection really means.
~~~~~ End Scene ~~~~~
Sorry its a bit short btw, just an Intro to the character
Title: Evil stirs
Posted By: Ryu Yagami
Meanwhile somewhere nearby, in an incredibly large, creepy and Cliched hideout.....
Goenitz: hmwa hahahaha! So, Ryu has returned from his training!!!!
Yashiro: Give it a rest, Goe!
Shermie: Yeah even if we do fight him, we only have 4 of the orochi souls! You, Me, Yashiro, and Chris! We need the other 4 to summon Orochi again!
Chris: Yamazaki wont be a problem but.... the other three are.....
Goenitz;......Ryu, Vice and Mature, I know, I will find a way!!! All we need is their blood, not their bodies! Bwa hahahahahaha!!!!!!!!
Goenitz looks into his rather cliched crystal ball thing!"... I wonder what he's doing now! Probably plotting some way to destroy us!
Meanwhile....
Fat Man:Lets have an eating contest!
Ryu: Sure!!!!!
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