WANTED!
WITH OR WITHOUT THE
CURLERS!
MIKE
INEZ
Have
you seen this man? He is wanted on multiple counts
of groping drag queens and selling weiners to minors.
It is also probable that he is involved in the
missing secret formula that "Miracle Grow" was testing for
"The Hair Club For Men"...He was last seen running a
hot dog cart in front of a vegetarian market. He
likes to hang out at beauty parlors and nail salons and seems to
have a "thing" for ageing drag
queens. If you know of his location, please contact Nona Weisbaum @ SASSY Magazine!
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