I dont' want the world...I just want your half
-They Might Be Giants
Man is more an ape than many of the apes.
- Friedrich Nietzsche
Be not afraid of greatness: some are born great, some achieve greatness and some have greatness thrust upon 'em.
- William Shakespeare
It is better to fail in originality than to succeed in imitation.
- Herman Melville
It's hard enough to remember my opinions without also remembering my reasons for them!
- Friedrich Nietzsche
There are no facts, only interpretations.
- Friedrich Nietzsche
Don't let people drive you crazy when you know it's in walking distance.
- Anonymous
All the ills of mankind, all the tragic misfortunes that fill the history books, all the political blunders, all the failures of the great leaders, have arisen merely from a lack of skill at dancing.
- Moliere
An idea that is not dangerous is unworthy of being called an idea at all.
- Oscar Wilde
In this world nothing can be said to be certain except death and taxes.
- Benjamin Franklin
May God defend me from my friends; I can defend myself from my enemies.
- Voltaire
Don't applaud, we know we're lazy.
-Aaron Barret
Some people are alive simpily because it's illegal to kill them.
-Leslie Klepadalo
What's the point in all this screaming, no one's listening anyway
-John Rzeznick
I like children, if they're properly cooked
-W.C.Fields
We are no longer the knights who say 'Ni.' We are now the knights who say 'Ikki Ikki Ikki Ikki, P'tang Zoopdah blohlfdsjfdslkjn.
-The Knights Who So Formerly Said Ni!
To make the merry-go-round go faster so that everyone has to hold on tighter just to keep from being thrown to the wolves
-They Might Be Giants
I have no sympathy for you should go anywhere, cos you're not wanted here.
- Allen Colaneri, Lucky 7
I'm not fucking with you, Mike, you're money, you're so fucking money
-Swingers
The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
-Kevin Spacey, The Usual Suspects
Cuando amor no es locura, no es amor. When love is not madness, it is not love.
-Spanish Proverb
You are in my blood, you are like holy wine/taste so bitter and so sweet/I could drink a case of you and I would still be on my feet.
-Joni Mitchell
Life is just one damn thing after another
-Mark Twain
Life is not one damn thing after another, it's the same damn thing over and over.
-Edna St. Vincent Millay
Her perfect face which holds her perfect lips that spring her perfect voice will yield her perfect words that will forever calm my imperfect soul.
-Jake Carter
Sonny, true love is the greatest thing in the world. Except for a nice MLT, a mutton, lettuce and tomato sandwich, where the mutton is nice and lean and the tomato is ripe. They're so perky, I love that.
-Miracle Max
"Father, I have broken the fourth comandment."
"What, you kill somebody?"
-Alejandro and Elena at confession
"I'm lost!"
"Have you tried harry krishna?"
-The Muppet Movie
Getting married for sex is like buying a 747 for free peanuts
-Jeff Foxworthy