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» UPDATE TWO: GREETINGS FROM THE OCEAN FLOOR «

Okay, we're finally updating. Sorry for being gone for so long, but you know how it is when you got superheroes after you every minute of the day. But now that the Boys are off on tour, me and Liz have some time to play and update ya'll on what we've been doing.

As soon as it was safe, we went back to our old hideout, grabbed our gear, and moved it to our new location. We are now safely hidden on the bottom of Hawaii's ocean floor, in a glass enclosure. To the untrained eye, it looks like water, so good luck finding us now Backstreet! I must say, it's absolutely enjoyable to lay on the floor and look up through the water, seeing all the tropical fish and sharks swimming around. Occasionally we'll glimpse a whale or some dolphins. The coral reefs make for comfy couches and chairs. Don't worry, they were already dead when we turned them into furniture. Oh, and I've gotta tell you about our latest addition--our dungeon.

See, with our old hideout, we didn't have room for a dungeon, but down here we do. So we built our new torture chamber and it looked great. Sadly, we didn't have anyone to test it, until now. Just yesterday, Liz caught *N Sync scouring the top of the water, trying to find our new location. Being the wise villain that she is, she captured them and they are now our guinea pigs for our new toys. Villain laws state that if a member of the Villain's Council catches another villain trying to harm or impose on another villains privacy, then the member has the right to imprison the perpetrator, and since Liz and I are not only members, but the co-Presidents, *N Sync are ours for the time being. We'll let them out occasionally for appointments, but we'll be waiting for them the moment they are done. It's an easy job and we love doing it!

We had a few more close calls with Backstreet. We literally ran into them in New York. Very bad. Thankfully (for us) we managed to get away. Then in Los Angeles, they walked into the store where Liz and I were shopping, but we saw them before they saw us so we made a quick exit. Oh, and two weeks ago, in Detroit, Nick actually managed to catch me. I had snuck into the back door of the venue and was walking around. Usually I can tell if someone is snaking me, but somehow Nick followed me around without my knowledge. I was getting ready to leave when he grabbed me and told me that I wasn't getting away this time. Sorry to bust your bubble Nicky, but I did. You're more than welcome to try again when you come to Lexington next week. Me and Liz will both be there and look forward to seeing you. Good luck trying to catch us this time though. We've changed our looks and have managed to block Tyke's barking so it'll be hard to find us in a big crowd. That is of course, if you don't know what to look for. Think hard and maybe you'll see us, but then, maybe you won't.

To our faithful readers, it is time to say goodbye for now. If you're going to Lexington, come find us or email us when you get back. We'll get back to you quickly. Gotta run. It's time for *N Sync’s daily swim with our pet shark, Tiny. Until later!

Much love,
Cami & Liz

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