Justin

Justin used to be a friend of mine and I was just going to make his quotes disappear but there were a few that were funny so I kept them.

I could tell you everything about that damn kids life and I don't think he could even tell you my name.-- Me about Justin.

Mark is getting all clean and sober now and he's acutally persuing a girl. Like one girl.-- Justin about Mark

I'm going to Monster Magnet./ Why?-- a guy I know talking about a concert and my response

She's 12. Oh wait. Did I say she's 12. I meant to say she's a freshman.--Justin about a groupie.

If I were a guy... wait... shit.--Justin

Me and my partner are going to prom as a gorilla and pink bunny.--Justin

Do little kids really march when they have to pee?--Justin

Wow, you're really fucked up. I've never seen you fucked up before.--Justin about me.

It's 4:19. Gotta minute?/ Almost there.--Me and Justin talking one day.

Oh my god, you're baked. Wow. Dude, that's really... wow.-- Justin reeling in shock at my baked ass.