This is a collection of other quotes from different places with different people. Just some funky things in here.

I'm from Germany. Everyone asks so I'm just going to tell ya.--Alex (my piercer)

I've got the shakes today. I don't know why. I had my coffee and everything.--Alex

It feels like a burny scratchy feeling. You'll love it.--Lenny (my tattoo artist)

I'm not a fucking postal employee. I'm a gas station girl.--Me

Fuck!--Me about everything

I made napalm once and melted my shoe and my friend's shoe.--An ex

I'm not a fucking postal employee. I'm a gas station girl.--Me

Fuck!--Me about everything

I made napalm once and melted my shoe and my friend's shoe.--An ex

Did I say that out loud?--Me when stoned often

Holy shit, my brain is still moving.--Me drinking and moving my head

Stick your tongue out and make it limp./ Huh?-- Hoss to me when he was piercing my tongue.

Dude, I'm like poor. This titanium shit will have to wait./ I feel ya man-- Me to Hoss

You rule man. You fucking rule.-- Me to Hoss

What do you mean the cops are looking for me, mom. Jesus what did you tell them about me?-- Me to my mom after her telling me the cops want to talk to me about something.

We have one liters of Mt. Dew for cheaper than a twenty ounce. They're somewhere in the store./ Ummmm... no that's ok. I'll take the 20.-- Counter girl to me and me back while I was really stoned so this conversation seemed to take hours and it was confusing to me.

You label nazi.-- Brett to me.

Ah, shit, man that's straight rum. [insane coughing]/ I guess I forgot to tell you.-- Me to Brett after drinking out of his glass.

Hi, I'm the tow truck driver and I'm out at your car./ Mmmm... ok.../ Do you have keys?/ Oh yeah... I'll be right out with them./ [five minutes later] How are you?/ Fucking tired.../ I woke you up didn't I./ Yep. Here's the keys./ Do you want your house keys?/ I think I do.-- The tow truck driver to me and our conversation.