These are amendments or add-ons to the orginal rules. These all have become issues at one point or another and everything refers to something that has actually taken place. I just want to prevent it from happening again.

1. When the people upstairs are fucking do not yell things such as but not limited to, “Ride that bitch… can I join y’all… can I watch… spank her… I wanna hear some screaming…”

2. Do not take pills out of the medicine cabinet unless it’s from the large Advil bottle. I know how many pain killers and mood alterers I have and I am keeping track of them. If pills go missing again I will hunt the person(s) that took them down.

3. Close the damn fridge door. Despite what you think fridges run on electricity. Leaving the door open cost me money and in the long run will cost you money.

4. Do not wake me up in the middle of the night to ask for a pillow.

5. Do not wake me up in the middle of the night to ask to sleep on the bed.

6. Do not wake me up in the morning to tell me someone took your spot on the futon when you went to piss. It’s your own damn fault you can’t hold it.

7. Do not wake me at anytime to ask for money.

8. Don’t fuck with the thermostat.

9. If I want to sleep on the futon I can. You all just have to adjust.

10. No kids are allowed here without my consent. My apartment is not kid proof.

11. When I say take out the garbage I don’t mean throw in the closet or over the balcony. I mean walk it down to the garbage can.

12. Don’t scratch my CD’s no matter how little you like the band or group or singer.

13. Don’t piss on or off the balcony.

14. If you cook try not to start fires.

15. Remember that you’re running bath water when you start to run it. I don’t like my floor mats being all soggy.

16. No "experiments" are allowed on Key having to do with the effects of pot or liquor on small rodents.

17. Do not touch the guitar let alone tune it with alternate tunings. Nothing pisses me off more than when I pick it up and go to start the warm up riff and I find it in open C or drop D.

18. The bean bag chair is not a place to stash weed.

19. I put no long distance time on my phone nor do I call 1-900 numbers. So if either these show up everyone is chipping in for the phone bill. I will also call the long distance numbers and find out who’s on the other end and who was talking to them.

20. Water fight is not an inside game.

21. Even though I don’t wear my dresses they are still considered my clothes so don’t wear either of those either.

22. It seems like a good idea to form a union and work against me to take over the bedroom or get blankets but I have the only key to the place and I have the option of locking the doors.

23. If the doors are locked that means I don’t want you people around, unless you’re special (same rule here…ask if you’re special). I don’t need people knocking on my doors and windows notifying me that they are locked.

24. Don’t rearrange the furniture unless you ask me first. Moreover if I give permission don’t put anything in front of the doors. I will state this only once people, the doors open to the inside. If shit is in front of it no one can get in.

25. At some point people just want to be left alone and come here for that (why they would is beyond me). Please respect them. For the people that want to be left alone it would be cool if you let me know that you’re there so I don’t have find out from a bunch of pissed off drunks.

26. No nookie on anything in my apartment. That is not something I like to come home to. Not to mention that the furniture is not scotch guarded.

27. The neighbor isn’t cool with her kid being referred as “that screaming jackass”. If you must call him that refrain from doing it to his face.

28. The only time when you can wake me up is if you need to talk about something (life...whatever). I'm always here to listen. You can talk to me about anything, when ever. Don't think you're going to freak me out either. I've heard a lot of sick, evil shit in my days.