These are quotes made by various people at the gas station I used to work at. Marky is not the same Mark that has own section, although this Marky works at the Subway too.

I'm going to get naked now so your just going to have to stand there and watch me.-- Joe while changing in the parking lot.

That kid is just too nice.-- Megan about Joe

I crawled into the cooler and just went to sleep for a half hour.-- Megan when she came to work drunk once.

I'm never going to shop here again./ Ok.-- A customer yelling and Joe and his response.

I knew that was your green car behind me when I saw you whip into the turning lane. I knew it. I sat there and was like, 'I bet that's Kathy.'-- Joe

He's all drugged out now./ Aren't we all?-- Joe to and me not thinking in return.

Scuse me sir, you don't have any pants on...-- The store joke about the guy without pants shopping.

Dickless couldn't even call me up to say, "hey bitch, you're fired."-- Me to Ryan.

Hey, Judy, why ain't I on the schedule for next week?/ Oh, Larry didn't call you?-- me to Judy and her response.

Larry didn't mean to fire you./ Oh yeah, it totally slipped his mind that I worked here and he was wondering where all his closers went.-- The assitant manager to me and my response.

This fucking sucks. My last night and I can even fuck around.-- Me about my last day of work.

So how long have you smoked, man. I didn't know you did./ About a week...-- Me to Marky and his response.

Your coworker is an asshole.-- Customer to me about a coworker on the phone.

Do you like to be tickled.-- Marky fucking around on the phone and calling my place. I was all confused too and didn't know what to say.

Damnet Kathy. Quit making me laugh it hurts.-- Lisa

You get all disillusioned and think you have friends and then your like, "Nope, I was wrong. I don't."--Me to Jeremy about when he checks his e-mail and it's all junk.