Mistoffelees' Tips on Being Cool


Hey, Misto?
Yes, Tugger?
You're my idol! How can I be as cool as you?


Well Tugger, I'm afraid no one could be quite as cool as me, but I'm willing to spare a few tips.
Gee, thanks!


I wasn't always as cool as I am now. When I was younger, the other kittens would pick on me. I was afraid I'd never be cool.
No way, Misto! You're the coolest!
I know. But as a kitten, everyone thought I was a geek.


That's when I discovered that I was magical.


After years of trying to make a good impression on the upper class for power, I suddenly had a source even greater!


The ladies found it very impressive, of course.


And soon I became the most powerful being IN THE WORLD!!!


I easily replaced Munkustrap as Jellicle leader...


And anyone who bothers me has to deal with my own private bodyguard, Skimbleshanks.


And that, Tugger, is how I became so cool.
Wow, Misto, you're the greatest!
I know, Tugger. I know.


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