| Sunshine Mine |
| jokes |
| WARNING! You won't find politically correct jokes here! |
| A rabbit was hopping through the forest when he came upon a giraffe rolling a joint. Rabbit said, "Giraffe, don't do drugs! Come, run with me through the forest." Giraffe looked at Rabbit, then at the joint. He dropped the joint and ran off with Rabbit. They came upon an elephant snorting cocaine. Rabbit said, "Elephant, don't do drugs! Come, run with us through the forest." Elephant looked at his razor blade and mirror, tossed them away and began running with Rabbit and Giraffe. The three animals then came across a lion about to shoot up. Rabbit said, "Lion, don't do drugs! Come, run with us through the forest." Lion looked at Rabbit and then at the needle. He put down the needle and started to beat the shit out of Rabbit. Horrified, Giraffe and Elephant asked, "Lion, why are you doing this? He was trying to help you." Lion answered, "This little fucker? He makes me run around the forest like a fucking idiot every time he's on ecstasy." |
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