Name: One-Eyed One-Armed George

Species: Sock Monkey

Likes: Overreacting, fighting, smoking, and excessive force.

Dislikes: His life, and others'.

Explanation: George is a miserable, quiet monkey, who lost his eye and his arm in the call of duty, as a private investigator. He is extremely cruel when he gets the opportunity, as some form of prolonged vengeance on the world. He uses his tail as his second arm. He isn't directly connected with Günter or the rest of the characters.