RICHARD: "Ever eaten too much? Gunter has, and he did it at the Colliseum. Not only did he eat at the Colliseum, he ate PART OF the Colliseum! Sitting like usual, he tells the passing site-seers he's watching out for Bruno. This of course puts their minds at ease, and they forget about the strange smell coming from the Colliseum washrooms."

TERRY: "It has come to my attention that Gunter is sitting on a pointy metal fence. He's probably too full to get off."