~SITE LOGIC~
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This site is intentionally very simple (if not outright unattractive) colors and layouts. Why? Because that way you're forced to pay attention to the content, not the decorations. You don't buy a house because it has nice decorations, you buy it because it's made of solid material and has Günter in it.

Brown represents Günter, and white represents Günter. The black areas, however, were chosen for their resemblance to the black areas on Günter.

If you want tips on how to make your website as outrageously popular as this one, contact Terry.

The yellow is to catch your attention.