Walkin round with his clear pocket
Filled with money
score with honeys
With his hundred dollar jacket
major player
God i hate him

He cant help his problem
he's makin friends with no one
He is so damn lonely
actin like he rules the whole world

CHORUS
Hes a
loser chump poser slapdick
loser chump poser slapdick
please buy me hooked on phonics
only speak in ebonics

loser chump poser slapdick
loser chump poser slapdick
please buy me hooked on phonics
only speak in ebonics
______


Act like hes a tough guy
threatenin you like hes got back up
he dont even know why
He don't know he's a fuckup

Hes his own outcast
Act better than everyone
Pissin people off fast
cuz he thinks its really fun

CHORUS
Hes a
loser chump poser slapdick
loser chump poser slapdick
please buy me hooked on phonics
only speak in ebonics

loser chump poser slapdick
loser chump poser slapdick
please buy me hooked on phonics
only speak in ebonics
______

He only gets along with his own kind
but theyre not hard to find
Although in his mind
hes the only one

Cuz when your a dumbass
you lose freinds real fast
And its gettin very old
actin like king of the world

loser chump poser slapdick
loser chump poser slapdick
please buy me hooked on phonics
only speak in ebonics

loser chump poser slapdick
loser chump poser slapdick
Kill him on the double
and save us all the trouble


                           written by:Stephen
  Based on a guy I met at a party who acted like an asshole and threatened to kick my ass when i tried to put a Powerman 5000 CD in the stereo.I dont remeber what his name is...actually i do but i aint sayin
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