| went to the public library noticed that the checkout girl was hella hairy handed her my books and we exchanged looks and i said... damn girl looks like a man girl looks like a man girl looks like a man went to a pee-wee soccer game noticed that this one girl played hella lame i told her mom that also said that she was fat me and the angry mother raised our fists and socked each other then i said damn gotta lay off the spam gotta lay off the spam gotta lay off the spam (sweet solo here) went to a rowdy pot party someone handed a joint to me within an hour's time my pants i could not find the cops then busted in the door caught me smoking several more... and i said damn woke up in the can woke up in the can woke up in the can damn damn i'm in a jam damn i'm in a jam damn i'm in a jam damn! |
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