gunther
why don't you have no friends
hey!
gunther
you're all alone again
hey!
so so sad for gunther the social pariah

he sits by himself
everyone ran away
he sniffs back his tears
it happens everyday
just because his tail
is considered passe
he doesn't understand
why he's different than they

gunther
you're all alone again
hey!
gunther
why don't you have no friends
hey!
oh so sad for gunther the social pariah

he stands at nine feet tall
his skin is shiny brown
his claws sharp and curved
his head is long and round
kids can be so  mean
why do they point and laugh
the girls don't think he's cool
yeah

gunther
why don't you have no friends
hey!
gunther
you're all alone again
hey!
so so sad
poor gunther the social pariah

gunther
all the kids turn and run
gunther
he's not the scary one
gunther
no cure for loneliness
gunther
hey hey
gunther
hey hey
gunther
hey hey
GUNTHER!

hey!
he's all alone again
gunther
hey!
he hasn't any friends
too bad for gunther
hey!
i feel sorry for gunther
hey!
so sad

gunther the social pariah
back...yeah, back